Page Eight THE MICHIGAN DAILY Saturday, February 10, 1940
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7At Least It's Perfect From The MaleJ
Plane, Pays The Bills, Serves J
Frosh Frolic three weeks off? How
For Once It's The Woman Who Pays, Pays, Etc.- much can I hook him for? How can
But She Does It With A Smile; What's More I lead him on and then drop him
like a hot potato? (the girl even
She's Ready When Her Date Calls For Her thinks in terms of cliches.) Ah, yes,
pressing problems indeed?
By AMERICAN rain in Ann Arbor. And it's always But in Jayhopmania all these ills
NO MATTER how you regard the raining there. melt, fade and resolve itself into
J-Hop, it must be with a jaun- By this time he has to start count- nothingness. Admitted that this is
diced and prejudiced eye if you con- ing, not his pennies because these far into the future, beyond the realm
sider it anything but a woman's floozies around here think in terms ! of the experience of anyone except
I world. of S's with a pair of bars through the we who can project our superb minds
Firstly some blond and blushing middle. How much will that horse into the future. So for the benefit of
girlie is invited by some loving lad to eat? She's so fat now that the beer you less fortunate we'll describe, aided
attend this dance. She, of course, barrel polka was written in her honor. by the pictures which present all but
didn't have a date. No one else would And then paying for her room . . . one of the salient points, the Jayhop
ask her. But still she insists on coyly If he only got some benefit from it. weekend in Jayhopmania.
saying, "welllll." And then she fin- But she's Anglo-Saxon enough to First of all, He doesu't write, wire.
ishes with a condescending "allll think that her home is her castle and or telegraph his date. He simply
rrriiigggghhhtt." All this time she heaven help the unwary male who communicates with her by mental
knows she couldn't get another date tries to invade this sanctuary, telepathy. That is, of course, impos-
if she managed to exercise to a bux- These then are his worries. How sible in 1940-girls today think that
om 36. about her? There's no getting around "mental" is something that is dug
So now he's hooked. If she comes it. She has her troubles. Spain, out of the ground.
from out of town, he wonders if she China and Czechoslovakia pale into But now they both are aware of
knows enough to pay her own train insignificance when she begins to the fact that they are going to the
fare; if she's a coed he doesn't have count her woes. How can I make Jayhop. There is no difficulty about
to wonder-he knows she doesn't myself alluring enough to entice him? trains or cars; She simply hops into
know enough to come in out of the Maybe the sap will ask me to the her speedy little Mercedes and lands

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The pictures, completely reading of course) flies down to Ann Arbor plane. They go to one of the town's Mic
across the page from left to right, tell in her own airplane and is met at the better restaurants and it's the wo-
the story of a J-Hop date in Jayhop- airport by her escort for the weekend man who pays and pays here. She by
mania. The girl (from out of town, who courteously assists her from the insists, with a flip of her hand, on
S paying for the check. The next pic-
ture shows her applying the finish-
ing make-up touches just before her
"The flowers . date calls for her. And then they're
thatblo m inthe at the Hop, both of them dreaming
that bloom i the of what is to come. Note the smiles
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