Page Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY Saturday, February 10, 1940 Masculine Word Won't Mean A Thing The Boys Ha Better Be Nic Says Marian (Ed. Note: Boys,Don't Take Too Seriously. I Knew Her Away Back When . . .) By YOU-KNOW-WHO In the land of the Ultimate T the land of nickel beers and be ful women and a car in every ga men will be properly relegated certain place and what's more, will keep that place or people us will want to know the reason To begin with, in the deli delightful country of Jayhopm all is supposedly peace and quie of a certain sort, for the inhabi are the kind of people who are a howling that what they want i is a little peace and quietude now, by the great gods Bacchu Freud, they're going to get it. In order to achieve that hI state, men should be abolishe d what's more, their presents will tuce and nothing else. No little snap- has even heard of the brittle, suc- number, attired in an old sweat shirt magically cease to look like some- shots of all the goon girls they used rint phrase with which they are wont and a pair of baggy pants because o go with back home with one pic- to deposit you at your door in this they have decided at the last moment e hn y wnin t ab bag ture of a minor movie actress whom mortal vase, "Well, I'll be seeing you to go bicycle riding. And when they a n hthey don't know but would like to around sometime," let alone using it. do go bicycle riding, they go riding They will all dance marvelously know. No pictures at all. Men who sit down at radios and and we don't mean any monkey and meltingly but that will not be There will be no lemon colored do nothing but twiddle the dials from business either. all that they can do marvelously and shirts, no violet colored shorts, no one station to another for hours up- When they go off on a business meltingly. They will not clutch the raspberry pajamas with green stripes. on end will be boiled in oil, or maybe trip for two weeks in the country Her back of your dress with a damp paw There will be no brown pants worn if it is a first offense, they will be they do not write you letters that so that the nether parts of your vith blue coats, there will be no strung up by their garters. could go through the wringer twice knees show, nor will they hold your shiny yellow shoes with neatly point- They will not wear their spurs to and still come up dripping. Nor do right hand up so high that it look sd toes, there will be no peg-top a military ball so that they can rip they scrawl over four pages the exact as though you were asking permis- trousers, in fact, all men will come and rent your nicest formal with temperature in the shade that day. sion to leave the room, nor will they straight from the Esquire presses, greater efficiency. They will not Nor do they simply not write you hule, treat it as though it were a coal simply glowing with health. appear for a date when you are sit- at all, which IS perhaps the simplest . shovel. And they most certainly will There will be not a single male who ting around in a slinky little black way out but scarcely most satisfactory. auti- not leave you to dance with friends rage, of their's whose dandruffy locks "::y to a nestle cosily under your chin, while they they go off for a chat with some of like the fellows. They will not sing, hum, why. whistle, or explain how to play court cious, whist with two packs of cards while ::. ania, dancing. tude, They will not treat you as though, tants you were Queen of the B's nor will ,lways they behave as though you were re-