Saturday, February 1 1, 1939

THE MICHIGAN DAILY

Pace Nineteen-

Women ant To Put Foot In J-kop


Send Regents
New Petition
For Attention
Girls Claim They Have A Right °
To Get Into Place Officially; a
Refuse To Be Stuffed Away
By JOE POOKIE
ANN ARBOR, Feb. 11, 1890-Forti- La KRONKEIT
fied by the walk-out of their prohibi-
tionist wing and the erection of a YWCA nual Statement will be out next week.
on Williams Street, 'Women of Wash- Chief among the arguments presente4
tenaw" yesterday re-newed their de- in the petition, the introduction of
mands the J-Hop be made co-education- which is too long for reproduction here,
al and dispatched a petition contain- was the contention that women like
ing more than 700 names telling the to dance, too. They cited the establish-
Regents that they refuse to be stuffed meet of a "Dime and Dance" establish-
in some corner for the next ten years
along with the Thanksgiving vacation ment above a certain grocery store
petition. downtown and pointed out pointedly
While the petition itself was the big- they they saw seven of the nine Regents
gest thing ever to come out of a suf- cavorting thereabouts on the night of
fragettes' meeting in Washtenaw's his- Jan. 16. However, six. Regents claim
tory, next in interest was the walk-out they will have alibis.
of the prohibitionist wing under the Also, the women stated that any evils
direction of Mrs. Sadie Kronkeit, who
said, in part: accruing from the admittance:of women
University authorities claim they to the J-Hop, and they admit there
will not countenance mixed drinking at may be a few evils, could be nullified
this year's J-Hop and yet they have by the presence of a chaperone, a 9 p.m.
the effrontery to advertise that they curfew and the provision of a larger
will furnish ginger ale free. I think it's women's lounge.
suggestive, I mean, really I do." "Women have not always been refused
The J-Hop, a dance which is staged admittance to the J-Hop," the petition
sensationally states. "In 1872, it is
once each year by the Junior class, has authoritatively reported a woman's
been closed to women since its incep- voice was heard to tinkle forth delight-
tion some years ago. Up until the J-Hop fuilefros hear k eiorThe bhy-
began women were satis i hmerelyu ful fm thesdark envions Th boys
began womewere atis0eclaimed t it was a phonograph, but the
clamor for admittance to higher educe-cie Women of Washtenaw have their
tion in the University. Now they have doubts. They feel if a woman was not
subsided on that front and are claiming drsetshe shol ha been there."
that they should be admitted to the J- present, she should have been there."
Hop-that the ballroom is a women's Some 700 names were inscribed below
province. the above petition. Look at them close-
University officials claim they have ly. You may find your sweetheart's
nothing to say. However, they did admit there, to say nothing of your wife's.
the Board in Control of Athletics' An- The names follow-sorry we could not
tet their phone numbers.

Flash: University
Buys Pickles-
29,000Of Them
From sources too personal to mention
here, the Daily has uncovered the
astonishing fact that the University of
Michigan has become the proud possess-
or of three barrels of pickles from:one
of the large pickle dispensers of north-
ern Michigan. These three barrels con-
tain some 29,000 gherkins (sliced) and
some 12,000 mustards (not sliced). It
has been estimated by well-known pickle
authorities that this is enough for 27
years of Ruthven teas, if one out of
every two tea-goers eats pickles. This,
of course, discounts the fact that Presi-
dent Ruthven and Bud may sneak down
in the basement and take a few on the
side.
This immense amount of pickles is
enhanced by the- fact that the Univers-
ity may already have vast stores of
pickles under one of their buildings.

J-Hop Blues
The J-Hop is a lovely thing,
At;least, so we've beo -told.
Its praises all the co-eds rsig,
Its wonders are untold.
And how those girls rave on and on
About bands and songs andrsuch.
But the reason that we've never one
IsITCOSTS TOO -.--- MUCH!
-PETE
Patrons, Etc.
(Continued from Page 6)
Sturgis; Mr. and Mrs. W. C. Lane, of Al-
mont; Mr. and Mrs. R. B. Leete of De-
troit.
The list continues: Mr. and Mrs. Lew-
is Nixon, of Ann Arbor; Mr. and Mrs.
J. O. Rinek, of Washington, Pa.; Mr.
and Mrs. M. E. Robinson, of Milan; Mr.
and Mrs. J. H. Spurgeon, of Detroit, and
Mr. and Mrs. A. F. Zittel, of Eden, N.Y.,
conclude the list of guests.

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if You Missed
Last J-Hop,
Here Is Why
If you are going to the J-Hop you
will probably want to know how to get
there. Last year, 78 people missed the
Hop because they were unable to find
the place, despite high spirits. Seven
thousand other people missed the Hop
because they did not have tickets. So
maybe we had better tell you how to get
tickets, first.
However, our ticket office tells us
there are no more tickets available-
tho there are three scalpers in a walk-
up above the fire-station who wish they
had sold their tickets before the J-Hop
took place.
As to the location of the J-Hop. It is
in Ann Arbor. Specifically, it is in the
Intramural Building. That's where you
are now if you are there. If you aren't
you had better read this. If you can't
read, it probably won't make any dif-
ference where you are-as long as you
aren't already waiting for your first
eight o'clock.
Don't take a train, for no trains go
by the Intramural. Don't wait for a
street car, for those tracks are just to
fool the hoboes. Don't hire a boat, for
this is still too early in the spring. Air-
planes are too dangerous. And the
Regents won't allow cars.
What does that leave-any taxi driv-
er can tell you.

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