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THE MICHIGAN DAILY

Saturday, February H, 1939

Swimmers Are Planning Dunking Lesson

Lads From Yale
Will Be There
For Atmosphere
You-Don't Want To Miss This,
Girls; Our Captain Thomas Leads
Michigan's Fashion Extravagonza
By MELISSA
The swimmpers of the Uniyersity rof
.Michigan gnd Yale ttniversity will give
a fashion show at 7:30 tonight (Sat-
urday) st the Intramural Building Pool.
The natators have seized upon the
flimsy excse of the scheduled meet and
have used it, with machiavellian fore-
sight, to preview use latest trends for
summser wear.
Michigan, led by its captain, Thomas
Haynie of Detroit, will be the first to
appear. Mr. Haynie is expected to wear
a dark;blue rayon suit with the bot-
tom exactly four inches below the
crotch.
Necklines will be unusually low this
season as the neck of the suit will cope
down to ,pgecisely ,37/g inches ;below
the Adam's apples.
It is not yet knpwn what the Eastern
representative will wear. Of course, it
is obvious that the Yale gentlemen will
appear clad in some form of blue. Tra-
dition ,can't ,Pe discarded .over night,
you knpw. It is, certain, moreover, that

of the East. They have put it on their
cake but can they have their cake and
eat :it?
The Eli Yales will be led by John
Good, son of Mr. and Mrs. Good. From
reliable source it is learned that.John
is Good. He has the knack of propelling
himself through the water at a remark-
ablle rate of speed. Seeing he comes
from Yale he will only swim free. That
is, free-style.
The Eli ;Biues also have two good
breast-strokers (Not to be related to
saoo.au r1i 98 'psads JO .'8 Jafe
Gesner both of whom are listed in the
social register.

'Bunny Hug' Was Hot
Stuff Back In 1912
Whatever you do, don't do the Bunny
Hug at this year's Hop!
It was way back in 1912 that The
Daily came out with an editorial sham-
ing the young 'uns for their indecen-
cies on the dance floor. Cut out the
Turkey Trot, Gri:zly Bear, ,ear-cat
and tie Bunny Hugu, said the crusading
Daily. The scolding bore frpit for not
even this year a single couple were
caught doing the Bunny Hug (at least
not on the dance floor).

MISTER HAYNIE

than a decade and a fortnight; Mr.
Ktiphuth, through the medium of his
Yalenatatorial aggregations, has led the
East along with a noose through their
noses.
Yale leads in dual meet. victories. The
Eli Yales have emerged with two vic-
tpries and one Loss. The sole loss was
the direct result of Michigan beating
them.,41-34. .The Eli Yales have sworn
(figuratively speaking of course) Te-
vepge.
Thus far this season, they ae pue-
feated. They have whipped the cres

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the Eli Tales will bring with them somte-
thing deliciously new.
Rumors have been floating about that
-the bronzed young giants from New
Haven, Conn., U.S.A., will bring quel-
que chose revolutionary to Ann Arbor.
These rumors ha e been fervently de-
nied by their mpthers, the Daughters, of
the American Revolution and Tom Gird-
Jer, who wrote a collective letter of pro-
test to the President decrying the Rus-'
sian influence and demanding that
Trotsky be hanged.
Some sources close to New Haven
have it that strapless .bathing suits will
be the coming thing. The manuifactur-
ers will fight this to the last strap. But
the ivy-covered halls of Yale have long
been noted for their production of
fashion setters. They may yet flaunt
the decree of their tycoon fathers. Ir-
repressible youth and all that.
Bronze and muscle will be the order
of the evening as intersectionalism runs
rampant. Mr. Matthew Mann, It., of
Ann Arbor, and Mr. Robert Kiphuth, of
North Tonawanda, N.Y., have long been
noted as leaders of the respective so-
cieties.
Mr. Mann II has been the recognized
patron of Western swimming for more

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