e Often Wonder t the Same Thing oof that all ignorance is not con- to freshmen was unearthed at health service the other day. white-clad practicioner was bend- over a sufferer peering into the is of a well-opened mouth. At he investigator straightened with h. He also assumed a contented for he thought he had found THE MICHIGAN DAILY SATURDAY, MARCH 3; 1917. ,: Says Causes of India's Famines Are Due to Rule of Englishmen t -length he spoke: "Your tonsils very, very large.' 'he patient roused up bewildered, sed his hand across his eyes, mut- d "huh," and the doctor repeated wordg previously spoken. The leht then uttered something that sed the doctor to start, stammer, stare. hese were the magical words: "Aw wan, I just had them removed last uary at the University hospitals." RK FOR "CITY BEAUTIFUL" d Out 500 Pamphlets Telling How to Set Out Shrubs he Ann Arbor Civic association ritifying committee will start its th annual city beautifying cam- gn next week. Lists of citizens are g prepared by the committee and Lit 500 pamphlets entitled "Our City utiful," will be mailed. be pamphlet tells how to make the beautiful by setting out shrubbery trees on the lawns and parks. me lists of trees and shrubbery are ed with the pamphlet and citizens Wnn Arbor are able to secure these post from the committee. During past three years more than 50,000 ibs have been disposed of by the mtttee., ay E. Basset, city forester, who is erintendent of the campaign, will information on the laying out of trees and shrubs and will aid any en in laying out the plans of his n without extra cost. For nominal 'ge, citizens may have their shrubs trees laid out by students of the stry department. Start Series of Exhange Lectures s part of the annual exchange lec- ship between the engineering co_ s of the University of Purdue and University of Michigan, Prof. Law- e W. Wallace, of Purdue, will give ries of five lectures on "The Lo- ftive and Its Uses," in room 348 of engineering building, during the k of March 12. ~oung Men Who Trefer Tailoring )ur policy is broad- ;auged. WVe're here to eliyouwhat you want. dl Xre glad to recom.- aend M LANE HALL, THE NEW BUILDING OF TIlE UNIVERSITY Y. M. C. A., TTlE PUBLIC LAST EVENING Wh ICH WAS FORMALLY OPENED TO R IR-MAN FACES DIZZY HEIGHTS ITH LU SCHOOL BOYS I BRITISH ARMY LOOK ON CLOUD-DUEL AS SIEASY WORK Williani iPhilip Sinins (United I?ress Staff Correspondent.) With the British Armies in the Field, Feb. 4.-(By Mail.)-You re- member the county fair? Remember I the tremor of expectancy in the crowd gathered around the dingy old hot-at balloon as she swelled, oh, so slowly, with the smoke and fumes of the bar- rel-stave fire? Will you ever forget the thrill she gave you as she lazily lurched intc the air, dragging with her the fellow in the darned but spangled purple tights, the parachute-jump man with oiled hair plastered down on his fore- head? You secretly half hoped he would fall and half feared he would. And then, at about 1,500 feet, the aeronaut's mad leap, his dead drop of 300 to 500 feet, the slow opening of the parachute and the swinging drift to the ground: Remember? Suppose you had to leave your job in the office, shop or on the farm, and begin such performances tomrrow? Suppose you had to go up in a bal- loon, in any and all sorts of weather, to be shot at by artillery and lunged at by hostile aircraft? Suppose you had to leap from burning balloons, or get tossed out of the basket of one while passing through the clouds? "Your Country Needs You" What if America should suddenly find herself in a war and the bill- boards should say: "Your Country Needs You." Think you could do those things for her? British boys are doing the little trick every day. Yesterday they were clerking in stores, working in shops, bookkeeping in of- ices or going to school. Today they are making parachute leaps from bal- loons and other more thrilling things still. Yesterday that lieutenant you find yourself talking to, was a pink-and- white youth at Eton preparing to go up to Cambridge. Today he considers fighting duels above the clouds with Germans as much a part of his job as yesterday he considered calculus to be. Yesterday be was a school kid writing essays abot flowers. Now he handles a machine gun like a demon as he hurtles through the sky two miles a minute, or nose-dives after a war- hardened youth like himself whom he is trying to kill. Here's an example. The incident occurred in the observation ballooiu section. Two youngsters, carrying out observations over the German de- fenses, suddenly got a shell through their balloon. It began to fall, slowly at first, then faster. They were about a mile high. "We're Hit and Falling" "We're hit and falling," one of the observers phoned down to the ground. "The hostile gun is at X-22-D62!" A moment later the second observer phoned down the position of the hos- tile battery which had punctured them, but gave the position slightly differ- ent. hut serving as balloon section tele- phone central, "that you two gentle- men failed to agree on the location of the hostile battery which brought you down." And though there was a twinkle in his eye, his voice was severe. "Sorry, sir!" one of the young of- fiers replied with a smart salute, "but perhaps our error was due to the ob- servat ions being taken at different al- tit d ." Throughout the British army one finds boyish-looking officers. And they have again and again proved themselves up like this, when the Pinch has come. 4,1O l cet in the Air S'wo other young officers while at an altitude of about 4,000 feet found tlh ,Iselves caught in a windstorm be- fore they could be hauled down. Just before reaching earth a violent gale lit the balloon, which pulled the winch on the ground completely over, snap- ping the wire cable. The sausage went up and off among the clouds like a bubble in a whirlwind. At a tremendous height the balloon was struck by lightning and set on fire, throwing one of the officers out of the basket. His parachute opened, but as the balloon, now falling like a rock, had its rigging tangled up with the lower cords of tlie parachute, the latter began descending at frightful velocity through the storm clouds. The officer might have cut the balloon loose, making his own escape a cer- tainty, but he would have doomed his brother officer to certain death. So he refrained, preferring to take the mil- lionth chance along with the other man. The velocity of the fall extingu- ished the fire which had burned a great hole in the balloon and wind, getting in through this opening, caused the fabric to swell out, thus forming a parachute of itself. The ground was reached with a thud which broke a collar-bone or two but both young men walked to the nearest dressing station where they "reported" beforet receiving first aid. * * * * * '* * * * * * * * * * * AT THE THEATERS * * * * 'TOaY * * ____. * A t- h C(t'or y and * * Lucille Stewart in "The Ninety * * and xe Nine" * CiT Y.MI C - A.oCLOSES ITS FIVE-DA CMPIG BAlSE MORE THAN REQUIRED AMOUNT TO ERASE DEBTS Thirty-one thousand two hundred sixteen dollars and eighty cents marked the end of the five-day city Y. M. C. A. $30,000 campaign which closed at 8 o'clock last night at the association building. Mr. Charles L. Brooks, captain of team number three, reported the great- est amount secured, which was $4,888. Mr. H, J. Abbott, captain of team num- her nine, was second with a total amount of $4,203.50. Mr. J. Karl Mal- colm, captain of team number four, was third with a total amount of $2,- 402. Eighty of the local business men volunteered their services towards the securing of donations. For the first time in its history, the association will be absolutely free from debt and pre- pared to do its work unhampered by financial embarrassment, according to the association's circular. Mr. L. J. Hoover of the Hoover Steel Ball company started the movement by a donation of $10,000 for the in- stalling of a swimming pool on the condition that the directors and trustees of the association would raise an additional $20,000. SO SHE KISSED HIM! Cabin Boy Effects Change in Mary's Bouquet of Flowers New York, March 2.-In quest for new gowns for the "movies," Mary Garden sailed for Spain today with three trunks, 18 quarts of milk, and a gold headed cane. She was in high spirits as she tripped up the gang plank of the steamer Alfonso XIII, and when a cabin boy offered her a bouquet of jonquils she promptly threw aiway a bunch of orchids she was carrying, took the boy in her arms, and kissed him. Nijinske and 52 members of the Rus- sian ballet, whose last American ven- ture failed, were also passengers on the Alfonso. The ship carried a total of 111first class and 67 second class passengers, including many Ameri- cans. "The Causes of India's Famines" is the subject of the fifth article of a series of 12 dealing with that country by Dr. N. S. Ilardikar. "The government of a people by themselves," writes John Stuart Mills, "has a meaning and reality, but such a thing as a government of one people by another people does not, and can not exist. One people may keep an- other people for their own benefit, may use their country as a place in which to make money. In such a case the subjugated country becomes a cattle farm for the profits of the other's in- habitants." This is quite true of countries which are being ruled by foreign people. It is especially true of India. "The more I read about the British rule in In- dia," writes William Jennings Bryan in his "India," of July 20, 1906, pub- lished in London, "the more unjust it seems. The trouble is that England acquired India for her own advantage, not for India's. She administers to India with an eye to England's inter- ests, and she passes judgment upon every question as a judge would, were he permitted to decide his own case." Since this is so what wonder is there that poverty, famines, and dis- eases should make their home in In- dia? We are accustomed to speak with horror of that terrible destroying agency, war. But there are in our land of ancient fame and prosperity agencies which are far more terrible, and far more destructive in operation than the worst war recorded.' Men Die Like Flies What, for instance, is the loss in- flicted on Europe by the wars in Bel- gium or Serbia compared with the mortality from disease in India during the same period? Men die like martyrs on the battlefield for their country in one case and people die in heaps like flies in the other. They die from want of food, and lack of care. Were I asked to choose one of these deaths I should prefer the former. The Eu- ropean war is nothing with the war silently fought upon the soil of India. Dadabhai Naoroji, the grand old man of India, once a member of the British parliament, and who is now 92 years old, said in his book on "Pov- erty and British Rule in India": "The British made the famines in India." In his book, "The New Spirit of In-t dia," H. W. Nevinson says: "Our rigidl and revolutionary methods of exactingi the land revenue have reduced the peasantry to the lowest extreme of poverty and wretchedness. Famines1 are now more frequent and severe d "Stated roughly," says Sir William Digley in "Prosperous British India": "Famines have been four times as numerous during the last 30 years of the nineteenth century as they were 100 years earlier, and more wide- spread. "Famines in India are not due to the lack of food supply. Enough food has always been grown in India to feed the population. But the people are so resourceless, so absolutely un- prepared, that when crops do fail, they are unable to buy food from any neigh- boring province, which may have a rich harvest. It is the poverty of the people which brings on the famines." Famine Due to Poverty Rev. J. T. Sunderland of this city claims "The cause of Indian famines is the extreme, the abject, poverty of the Indian people. The cause behind this poverty is found in the simple fact that India is a subject land, ruled by a foreign power which keeps her subjected not only politically, but com- mercially, financially, and indus- trially." In a letter to Theodore Roosevelt, Jenkin Lloyd Jones of Chicago, Prof. C. R. Lanman of Harvard, William Lloyd Garrison, and Myron H. Phelps of New York, said: "Englishmen went to India in the beginning not for be- nevolent purposes, but because India was a country of great wealth, having an almost world-wide trade from which they hoped to reap large fi- nancial returns. FIrom the first ap- pearance of England in India a stream of wealth began to flow to London. The exact amount of this drain at the present time is difficult to ascertain, but it is considerable more than $100,- 000,000 a year." ENROLLMENT IN FIRST AID COURSES REACHES 100 MARK Examinations for American Red Cross Certificates Held Next Sat- urday Over 100 students enrolled in the first aid to the injured courses at 7:30 o'clock last evening at the University health service. The complete schedule of classes and instructors will be an- nounced later. Examinations for the American Red Cross certificates, conducted by Dr. F. R. Towne, the examining officer for this district, will be held next Satur- day in the basement of the Homoeo- pathic hospital. All those desiring to take the courses should apply to Dr. Clyde B. Stouffer at the health service before the time of the meeting. The Red Cross certificates, which are signed by President Wilson, will entitle the "holder to a place in the medical corps in case of hostilities. than formerly; and it is the irony of fate that our statute book is swollen with measures of relief in favor of, the victims who have been impover- ished by our administrative system. woo( 11 Orphemii9 - Frank "Ie sin Tre tDo." angle comelldy- Keener in Also a Tr. ED.. PRICE & Co. Merchant Tailors, Chicago See our remark- able display of Summer fabrics. F. W.0GRONS 309 So. Main 814 So. State Then both boys jumped. Their parachutes opened about the same dis- tance down and, not more than 50 feet apart, they were wafted earth- ward together. "The blighters!" one youth called over to the other as they dangled half a mile above the earth. "They couldn't do that again in a million shots." "Rummy lot of stale cheeses!" growled the other, waving an arm in the direction of the Germans. "Pure accident. They couldn't hit a bread wagon if they tried." Thus chatting they landed in a field about a mile from their winch, and patiently trudged back. "I'm sorry to note," said the com- pany commander as they entered the lac-a3l argaeiite Clark in 1Wild * S Flowers" fox comedy, "His * S Ticklish Job." * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * AT TIE MAJESTIC Owing to the fact that the Tennessee Ten and their Jazz Band, open on Monday matinee at B. F. Keith's Or- pheum theater, Brooklyn, N. Y., the management of the Majestic theater announces that the program will be rearranged for the night performances tonight. Instead of this act closing the show, it will open it and the Polzin Brothers will close. The last show will start promptly at 9 o'clock. Iuth Ely V. W. C. A. Vice-President Due to an error, Hazel Beckwith, '19, was named in yesterday's Daily as vice-president of the University Y. W. C. A. The name should have been ti at of Ruth Ely ,'19, who was elected as a result of Thursday's vote. Make reservations for Sunday night luncheons, Delta Cafe. .Phone 817-M. Huron Valley Bldg. & Say. Assec. H. H. Ierbst, Sec. and Atty. Room, 14, A. A. Say. Bank Bldg. Safest place to invest your earnings. Divid-' ends never less than 6 percent. Money' loaned at lowest rates. tue-eod Gen. L. Wood Cancels Engagement The National Security league receiv- ed a telegram from Gen. Leonard Wood yesterday, canceling his engagement to address the Ann Arbor division of the league next week. Additional duties growing out of the present critical international situ- ation, was the reason General Wood gave for his inability to appear in Ann Arbor. The league is attempting to obtain a man of national repute to take General Wood's place. Freshmen Form Racquet Association All freshmen interested in tennis are requested to meet in the social room of Lane hall at 7:30 o'clock Monday evening for the purpose of or- ganizing a tennis club. The purpose of this club will be to centralize all men who play this game so that a schedule may be arranged for matches this spring. Mr. GA. IL Pfeif Interviews Engineers Mr. G. H. Pfief of the General Elec- tric company spent yesterday in inter- viewing senior engineers who are in- terested in obtaining positions with his company. It is probable that he will be in Ann Arbor again soon and those who failed to see him yesterday will have an opportunity at that time to do so. C 1857-Dry Goods, Furniture and Women's Fashions- iy7 Three Charming Groups of New Dresses SURPRISINGLY SPECIAL for SATURDAY An opportunity for fashionable young women to obtain at important savings, the correct afternoon and evening gowns required for the Spring wardrobe. Each group presents a diversity of styles and all sizes, but it is only during Saturday thai they will be offered at less than regular prices. SILK POPLIN afternoon frocks becoming tailored in the new loose box pleated and fitted effects. Navy, copen- hagen, sand and gray. $12 00 values at 11 $8.50 SERGE DRESSES made in a variety of pleated models with belts or sashes and extra detachable collars and cuffs of white I 11 silk poplin. Apple green, navy and dark plum. $16.6o values at [!II $11.50 PARTY GOWNS in smart draped and tunic effects, trimmed with gold and silver lace. White, pink, nile, maize or black over raspberry or turquoise blue. The collection includes every party gown in stock. $25.00 to t45.oo values at Half Banjorine orchestra, Delta Sunday evening luncheon, 50c. Cafe, l ii (SECOND FLOOR SALONS) t~~ZI~L_____ J] Try a Michigan Daily Want-Ad.