&l .xt 'iiV 1la ' T#.. It is by no means presumpt- 4 L. uous on our part to say that ~T'< Smart othes are the best clothes made: because we are sincere in our belief that human minds- and hands cannot design and tailor better clothes to meet & your needs., S\. Lindenschmidt, Apfel &'Co. 209 S. Main St. The stei-le o- n, 1314 The Eberbach & Son Co. Calkins Drug Co. Twostos 324 So. State and 1123 So.University Ave. Whitman's Candies suit more people than any other make. In boxes 35o to $5.00 In U Good Drugs-Toilet Articles Chemicals and Laboratory Supplies. You know the Quality is Right. The Eberbach & Son Co. 200-204 E. Liberty St. .1 Get Your CH RYSANTHISMUMS where they are grown and fresh A large stock at Bishoff's Greenhouse Order early Other flowers and potted plants Phone 809-M a m rf -1 RUGGEDSEMN CATCH__SOLDIERS, Simple, Soap-Box Language of Army Chaplains Appeals to Men in Front Ranks "TOiU MIES" READY FOR SERMONS London, Nov. 17.-No high sounding phrases and involved quotations make a dent on the "Tommies "at the front. It's simple, soap-box, alfresco lang- uage that army chaplains have to use if they get an audience. And all army sky pilots are doing it, according to an officer just back from the front. "Men who preached from immacul- ate pulpits in words of the higher edu- cation before the war are out there talking horse sense to the soldiers and are having no trouble to get con- gregations," said the officer. Here is a sample of the latest kind of sermon-the logic which the "Tom- mies" listen to and like: "If what I am going to say is go- ing to make an old woman of any of you men, forget it. If it will help you take a try at it. "Now the first thing a fellow has got to get hold of is that someone'is responsible for this outfit we call the world. Someone put it here. You won't find a shell in your bore or a feed in your nosebag unless someone has put it there. Very well, someone Piut this world where it is; someone put its here and someone is respon- sible for our being. That's God. I think that's horse sense. "I know a man-a friend of mine- who fights and boxes for a living. He's nt ashamed to say-or let you hear him say: 'Christ-help me to play the game.' You know what we mean by that-going straight with men and women. We all1know what it means, doing your job and not doing the "dirty" to anyone. "I don't want you to be a psalm singer, wear long hair or be don't- drink-don't-smoke sort of fellows. I want you to be manly. It's misery boys for everyone to hate the sight of you because you're a rotter. "Tell Him boys that you're out to do a bit of good for yourselves; that you want Him to help you go straight and clean; that you often find it a tough job; that you want a real true friend who knows the worst and the best of you and I'll warrant help will come." The youg chaplain who "preached" this partic'ular "sermon" was an ath- letic young vicar from a fashionable community of London before the war. His weekly chat with the men is al- ways looked forward to at a certain part of the front. After the chat he'll put on the gloves for a half an hour with any man who has the nerve to tackle him. 0. C. Simons, '78, Visits University 0. C. Simons, '78, was a visitor at the University Thursday afternoon. Mr. Simons is president of 0. C. Sim- ons & Co., landscape designers and gardeners of Chicago, and for several years has been a non-resident lecturer on landscape design., Prof. Aubrey Tealdi, of the department of landscape design, came to the University from Mr. Simons' concern. Chicago Forgets Annual Bear Story Champaign-Urbana, Ill., Nov. 17.- Contrary to precedent, the Universityi of Chicago has omitted her annual gloom propaganda which in other days always accbmpanied the- team at the time of the Chicago-Illinois game. Read a full account of the game, play by play, in the green Pennsy Ex- tra, on the streets immediately after+ the game. 1 L1 COPYRIGHT, 1916. I L ADLBR. B~ROS. & Ctl. GREEN PENNSY EXTRA TO-DAY ComeIn REULE, CONLIN, FIEGEL COMPANY 200-202 MAIN ST "Provide yourself vith a smile and an air of prosper- ity. Wear your best bus- iness suit and a cheerful necktie. If you have no best suit--buy one. We have to appear pro- sperou, if we are to be paro- sperous." Don't gaze upon the handsome dress of your friends in idle admiration, but wear that kind of a suit yourself. f MARCEL AND WATER WAVING ARTISTIC HAIR DRESSING MANICURING STODDARD HAIR SHOP ZO N. Univ. Tel. 296-J. EXPERIMENT ON PAPER PULP llicliigan Students Work to Believe Present Famine Practical research work to relieve the paper famine is now under way in the chemical engineering department's laboratories where several seniors are working on the problem under the direction of Prof. J. D. Rue. The students are using yagrumo, a native Porto Rican wood, as the ma- terial for study, and it will be thor- oughly tested out to see if it will prove itself adaptable for paper-making. If satisfactory results are achieved, it may be of great value toward the fostering of a paper industry in Porto Rico. The material comes from a very rapid growing tree which flourishes along the river banks and especially in the vicinity of Adjuntos. It has never been tried before as a raw ma- terial for paper but shows good prom- ise of being satisfactory. The wood resembles bamboo and like that plant has a hollow center, although mugh smaller than the cavity in bamboo. The hard outer surface of bamboo is also absent. In the laboratories here the wood will be made into pulp, bleached, and'paper actually made out of it. NO VACATION FOR PRESIDENT BEFORE CONGRESS CONVENES Wilson Working on Message to Con- gress, Also Considering Personnel of Tariff-Shipping Boards Washington, Nov. 17.-President Wilson will take no further vacation before congress convenes. Struggling with appointments to the tariff and shipping boards, and in the face of international problems, the President feels he cannot get away. He is hard at work on his message to congress, but expects to take one or two week- end trips down the Patomac in the Mayflower. He plans to announce the personnel of the t'ariff commission within a week, and of the shipping board shortly afterward. Secretary Tumulty today put a silencer on reports that there would be a general overhauling of the diplomatic corps abroad after March 4. "This matter has not even been con- sidered," Tumulty said. "Ambassador Gerard will return to his post in De- cember." The president met with his cabinet today for the jrst time in two months. ---- -- - m MARQUARDT CAMPUS TAILOR 516 F. Williams St. 11 Do This Personal Xmas Greeting Cards are beautiful mottos or greetings embossed or engraved most artistically, with your name worked in, to harmonize with the engraving or embossing and the Xmas designs upon the card. Such greetings not only show good taste but also carry a touch of individuality with them. The Mayer-Schairer Co., at 112 S. Main street, has a beautiful assortment of these cards from which to choose. Order your cards at once so they will be ready for you in time. Wab rates to Fraternities. 11 E----.---- DETERMINE ORDER OF CLASSES Board of Regents Plans Arrangement for 1917 Michiganensian The board of regents has fixed the order of classes as they will appear in this year's Michiganensian as fol- lows: College of Literature, Science and the Arts, College of Engineering and Architecture, Medical School, Law School, College of Pharmacy, Home- opathic Medical School, College of Dentistry, and Graduate School. The position has been determined by the length of establishment of the school or college at the University, the literary college being established in 1837, while the Graduate School, al- though it has existed for a long num- ber of years, was not put upon its present basis until 1912. The only change this year over last will be the placing of the Medical School before the laws. This order Was reversed last year, but has been changed for the reason that the Med- ical School was established in 1850, while the Law School did not come Into existence until nine years later. WASHTENAW COUNTY AGENT MAY BE APPOINTED THURSDAY Active steps toward the procuring of a county agent for Washtenaw county will be taken up at a meeting of the county agent committee of the Civic association at their meeting next Thursday night. E. B. Mumford, state leader of county agent work, will ad- dress the committee. The Civic association will try to induce the board of supervisors to furnish an agent for the county and will take up a subscription among the farmers for this purpose if the board should frown on the plan. When the question came up before the board last year, it was defeated by but one vote. > _xj q= ENSINEERING NEWS The recent ship building boom has found an echo in the naval tank, where Herman Graf, the veteran model maker is busily engaged in the construction of a model of a new type of oil tank ship. Hitherto, oil tankers have been pro- pelled by a single screw, but with the rapid increase in the sise of these ships it has become necessary to drive them with two engines in order to ob- tain the most economical results. Each of these engines is the motive power of a propeller and, hence, the new ships will have twin screw propul- sion. Prof. H. C. Sadler has undertaken to obtain the experimental data of this new type, and, in view of the fact that the lines of similar ships to be built in the future will be drawn with reference to the results of these ex- periments, the present tests are im- portant. Another interesting experiment be- ing carried on in the model room is the shell plating work of E. M. Mur- phy, '17E, who is Graf's understudy in model making. Murphy is laying off shell plating on a model, an operation not tried before in the' local labora- tory. The epidemic of corduroys continues to spread in the southeast corner of the campus. This time the senior arch- itects are the ones to consider the ad- option of the distinctive trousers. They will take up the matter at their class meeting next Thursday. THAT Hi / i 0 - - iy OVERC .,. .r._.._ Prof. Cross to Lecture on Religious Art Prof. H. R. Cross, of the fine arts de- partment, will give an illustrated lec- ture on "Masterpieces of Religious Paintings" before the Unitarian Young People's Religious Union at 6:30 o'clock Sunday evening in the church parlors. An invitation to attend the lecture is extended to the general pub- lic. Get a Green Pennsy Extra. Our alarm clocks are good clocks. Chapman, Jeweler, 113 South Main street. tuns-od Z"rd 'C / ' : WANTED _ WANTED-Michigan Union dance tick- et for tonight (Saturday). Liberal bonus. Dr. Hildebrant, 816 S. State St. Phones 1637, 1042. 18 WANTED-A couple of janitors, stu- dents preferred. Apply at 1122 Hill St. H. S. -Doan. 18-19-21 WANTED-Work for board by ex- perienced student. Box 2 Michigan Daily. 17,18,19 Fy 1' 3 r t[o[ y, ,F y 4', ' /\ 4' : i T h _ e LOST. LOST-Conklin Fountain Pen. Phone 1466-R. 18 MISCELLANEOUS TYPEWRITERS of all makes bought, sold, rented or ex- changed. Expert repairing, factory service. Role agent Under- wood A Corona. TYPEWRITING, MIMEOGRAPHING & SUPPLIES. 0. D. MORRILL, 822 8. State St. (Over Baltimore Lunch). 582-J. The question of making the fresh- man architects clean drawings for the seniors will be brought up at the meet- ing of the senior architects. This cus- tom is observed in most of the other architectural schools in the country and seniors of the local department are said to be unanimously in favor of introducing it here. The open season for smokers has arrived. On Monday the juniors hold their smoker, while on Tuesday even- ing the sophomores will give a simi- lar affair. Both events take place at the Union. 0. 0. Andres for shoe repairing. 222 S. State. 'Phone 1718- tuoes-eod Watch for the GREEN PENNSY EXTRA en the streets immediately after the game....... . We have an overcoat that will fit YOU. Now that cold weather is really here, attain comfort in one of our new style FITFORMS. i ' k}Iit _IJ~ Q1L4fR s 'fQ tt1 J The best place to try out VICTROLA RECORDS Is in your own home Our Approval Service permits you to do this Call us up and ask us about it. $15.00 to $28.50 TOM* CORBETT 116 E. Liberty St. The Young Mcis' Shop Grinnell Bros. 116 S. Mauta St. PHONE 1707 ! i