THE MICHIGAN DAILYWNESAY, MAY R ASSOCIATED PRESS ted Press is exclusively entitled rrepublication of all news dis- d to it or not otherwise credit- aper and also the local news sin. spaper atthe University of ublished every morning except g the university year. the postoffice at Ann Arbor as latter. Arbor Press Building. siness, 960; Editorial, 2414. ions not to exceed 300 words, signature not necessarily to ap. but as an evidence of faith, and ,ents will be published in The discretion of the Editor, if left or in The Daily notice box in idor of the general library where e collected at 7:30 o'clock each d communications will receive no No manuscript will be returned iter sends postage for that pur- cDonald......Managing Editor son........Business Manager r..............News Editor erhorn, Jr.. Sports Editor toeser.......Telegraph Editor ighell.........Women's Editor Cooley.......Literary Editor tte.......Publication Manager 1..........Circulation Manager EDITORS Walter R. Atlas Mark K. Ehlbert Philip Slomovitz Paul A. Shirikman sius, Ji. 1'ox. Alpine REPORTERS Marx Robert C. Angell sBroene K. Frances fandibo Irish Samuel Lampot H. Riorden Cecelia Fohey rown Marguerite Clark N ,:DuBois Roberta .Berry B. Landis l than A. Scholnick Apel Rilla A. Nelson BUSINESS STAFF LeitzingErTHarry D. Hause . Cress Katherine Kilpatrick 3 H. Case Frances H. Macdonald Witing2iI Agnes Abele A. Cadwell, Jr. L. A. Storrer t Hirsheimer Frank N. Gaethk 'EDNESDAY, MAY 22, 1918. rht Editor-- Philip Slomnovtz business staff of The Michigan offers an excellent opportunity Vefal sophomores and freshmen. t to business manager at The offices between 11 and 12 tomor- FILL TH E VACANT PLACES ligan has fallen from sixth to h place in the rank of enroll- in American universities, owing lecrease of more than 1,800 stu- this year. The greatest losses been felt in the Law school, and literary and engineering col- h a decrease in attendance nec- tes immediate action on the part chigan students to encourage one possible to enter school all. f number of men to be called into service will beome constantly r and the number of men to be ated from the University con- y fewer. We can lessen the caused by the loss of these men tensifying our university train-. y covering the ground necessary aduation in as .short a time pos- and by placing more women in field than heretofore have been lents should carry as much work ssible next fall. They should at- he summer session and thus m their college course. They d encourage prospective students p fill the vacant places at Mich- OUTDOOR SPORTS ing is the most wonderful sea- f the year. Almost everyone is ling more and more entranced the great outdoors as the warm er approaches. ., the spring a young man's fancy" to many things. He is happy oyous and sometimes boisterous., >uld shout his gladness aloud.-1 would help others to be happy, He sings and whistles and laughs that they may catch his en- sm and rejoice likewise. is sometimes altruistic. It does natter that these others may be sses, pondering over a difficult sm, or listening to an earnest 'e. He would have them all ben- r hearing him. N gratifying it is, in the midst quiet class period, when every is bent in concentration, to have ;tention arrested by the cheerful ling of some popular melody by ser-by. His altruistic intentions ideed appreciated by instructor tudents alike. He wanders on, wing the great amount of good s accomplished. If he could only .e result of his handiwork! istling is one of the outdoor , but its place is not exactly the windows of a classroom. through without enough crust to go over the top.' The Russians fear that the czar is trying to escape. He is probably afraid someone will put bim back on the throne. Again the old story-the farmer. raises the chickens, the dealer raises the prices, and the buyer raises the dickens. The Hohenzollern name is still con- spicuous by its absence on the German casulty lists. Did you help fill the fnag yesterday?' ASKS RESPECT FOR FLAG INSTRUCTOR CRITICIZES PEOPLE WHO FAIL TO BARE HEADS WHEN COLORS PASS Editor, The Michigan Daily: On State street yesterday afternoon the sidewalk was chiefly occupied by students during the Red Cross parade. Of the men on the curbstone at least one man in four kept his hat on while the Colors went by. Name any reason for it you want to, it means un-American sm. Thought- lessness, carelessness, ignorance, pro- Germanism-any of these may explain the difficulty in a particular case. It always comes back to the same cause, un-Americanism. Many allowed the British flag to pass without a salute. To do this is is to insult an Ally nation who months or years ago gave most of her Uni-. versity men to their death. You who failed to salute the Colors yesterday-what do you think of your- selves? Look into it and see if you are not the ones who cause the cam- pus committees on patriotic work so much trouble and effort. This is like- ly true, for you are just as likely to be careless about supporting your country in one way as another. It is up to you, to change your ways. An inert American is un-American. Re- member that. An un-4mercian is the last thing we want around Michigan. Remember that. A man is interpreted according to his actions. Failure to render voluntarily respect to your Flag is likely to be interpreted as slackerism. Remember that. Educate yourselves. AN INSTRUCTOR. UNIVERSITY ALLOTTED 24 DELEGATES TO LAKE GENEVA When in the Course of human ev- ents, it appears desirable to a stu- dent to put on matrimonial bonds, and assume among the benedicts of Ann Arbor, the equally humble and inferior station to which the laws of Society subject him, a decent respect for the opinions of singly blessed mankind re- quires that he declare the fact in The Michigan Daily. And then the steam- boat whistle tones of the night editor start to float through the nicotine haze something like this: "Hey, Scoop! Another prune has taken the fatal leap. You can have it for Military News.". "That kind of bunk belongs to Cary," returns the Newsance imper- turbably. "The R. O. T. C. has enough troubles without getting mixed up with anything like that." "It's poor art to mingle comedy and tragedy," object we. "There's noth- ing funny about getting-married. Run it under Additional Sports." "Or Sunday Services in Ann Arbor Churches." "Or Women." "Try Hospital Notes; that's what he'll get into finally, anyway." "It's a Choice Bit, I'd Say" "What's the matter with What's Go- ing On? Today he marries in-haste; Tomorrow he-." And the linotype man comes forth, abducts the copy, and it appears next morning under Yesterday's Games. Especially on That Check-Froin-Honie Gag "Have you heard the latest slogan adopted by the Ann Arbor land ladies?" "No, what is it, little one." "Never believe a rumor." Disgusting deaths--Being smothered in kisses, a la our own Fanny Hurst. CARAYA TII IA Junior and senior girls will have a practice baseball game at 3 o'clock this afternoon on the field across from Barbour gymnasium. Sophomores and freshmen will play at 4 o'clock this afternoon. The posture examination for fresh- men will close today. Sophomores must make appointments for posture examinations immediately . Sophomore girls wishing to do jun- ior advisor work must sign before June 1, with Miss Potter in Barbour gymnasium. Sign name, summer ad- dress, next year's address and tele- phone number. Girls interested in going to the con- ference camp at Lake Geneva this summer should inquire at Newberry hall, or call Edith Duemling, '19, phone 1325. Women wishing to do farm work this summer should apply at once at the director's office in Barbour gym- nasium as the units are being filled very rapidly. Senior girls will get together from 4 to 6 o'clock tomorrow afternoon at Barbour gymnasium. Saturday is the annual field meet of the Women's athletic association. Tryouts for the senior play will be held this afternoon from 4 to 6 o'clock in Sarah Caswell Angell hall. Three one-act plays are to be given with a different cast for each. All senior girls are urged to come out. Y. W. C. A. cabinet will give a pic- nic supper up the river to the old cabinet at 5:30 o'clock Friday after- noon. All tennis matches must be finished by the end of the week as the finals are to be played on field day. Pennsylvania Students Give Party Students from Pennsylvania will hold a party at the Michigan Union on Fri- day night. Tickets for the party can. be- had from the committeemen. The amusements will consist of music, cards, and dancing. Refreshments will be served. MNI BROWN Offers men and women high- est marketable prices for their old clothes. Anything in the way of suits, overcoats, or shoes he will take dff your hands. Sell your old clothes. They are no good to you. WAHR'S UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE We Sell MAZDA LAMPS I Come in and see the 75 watt Blue Lamp Gives a white light. Just the thing to study by Seniors Hear Ye! Hear Ye! IT IS TIME TO LEAVE YOUR ORDER FOR / Calling Cards, SAMPLES OF CORRECT AND ENGRAVING NOW H. L. SWITZER Co. Place your order for VISITING CARDS Now The Slater.Book Shop UP-TO-DATE IN _.._, I can use them. You will get your money's worth. No quibbling to buy cheap. Their absolute value will be paid. Men's and women's apparel both. Call Mr. Claude Brown at 210 Hoover Ave. Phone 2601. He will gladly call at your residence.-Adv. t I FESTIVAL VISITORS wifl find Gilberts Chocolates Fresh from the Kitchen Michigan has been allotted 24 girls to send as delegates to the Y. W. .C. A. conference from August 20 to Au- gust 30 at Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. The universities and colleges of eight states will be represented there. The theme of the conference this year will be "Women and the War." and it will aim to give training for leader- ship in reconstruction work. The ex- pense will be $20 outside of railroad fare. There is an opportunity for a limited number of girls to earn their board and room, which amounts to $15, by waiting on table if appli-' cation is made at once. The girls all live in tents and take their meals in a large congregate dining-room which has a seating ca- pacity of from eight to nine hundred. During the mornings, classes in Bi- ble study, world problems, and tech- nical classes for association leaders are held. Evenings are spent in sing- ing college songs, different states be- ing represented different nights. On one night, called national rally night, the Y. W. C. A. work through- out the world is presented. One after- noon is devoted to all sorts of water sports and contests. Last year Aichi- gan gained first place in swimming. Clarissa Vyn, '18, will be recrea- tion leader at the conference this summer, and Edith Duemling, '19, is in charge of arrangements for Mich- igan's delegation. Any girl who is in- terested and desires further particu- lars should call at Newberry Hall, or inquire of Edith Duemling, phone 1325. INVESTIGATE POSSIBILITIES FOR WOMEN LABOR IN DETROIT Officials of the University of Mich- igan have appointed a committee from the faculty to investigate labor conditions in Detroit, and to learn what lines the women could be in- structed in to be of the greatest use. More men will then be enabled to report for military duty. After the committee has had a better under- standing of what women are doing in Detroit in the shops and factories, and along what lines to train them, plans will be made for the courses desired. Our Merchant advertisers represent the progressive business men of Ann Arbor.-Adv. The Profanum Vulgum Got Circenses Yesterday (With apologies to everybody, and his name is legion, who has done this stuff before.) Are you going to see em asked Roy see who asked I I mean the girls you know the girls in the parade hell they' re always parading I said well you always want to see em said Roy come on along I am very strongminded and just to prove it -I never let my prejud ices interfere with what anybody else asks me to do so I went along and the parade started and I said where's the parade here it is said Roy just because you're not seeing double is no reason you shonldn'a see single single I says who's single nowadays nobody unless he has just murdered his wife and that's a misdemeanor or something I don't see the parade well look you boob look at the soldiers the students I mean with their bayonets and two days' growth of .beard that's the par- ,de parade nothing you can see the same thing around any barber col- lege where are those frails you were revamping about girls says Roy oh they're coming but they didn't come for along while and when they did come their noses weren't powdered so I ruled em out of consideration on a foul a girl ain't a girl unless her nose is powdered though of course if Madge Kennedy had paraded down Main street and tried to keep time with a lot of long-legged students hers wouldn't of been either but don't tell any of em I said so because you have to keep em down in these days. Speaking letterally-can the R. O. T. C. where the D. A. R.? COUNCIL ORDERS WORK BEGUN ON STEERE WATER PROJECT We will sell any part of 50 Shares Hoover Steel Ball QUARRY DRUG CO'S PRESCRIPTION STORE Cor. State and N. University Phone 308 or 50 Shares King Trailer Forshee & Kuehnie Phone 808 412 1st Nat'l Bk Bldg at . I This Summer? DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (May 14, 1918) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-7:25 a. ""., 8:io a. in., and hourly to 7:1o p. m, 9:o p. in. Jackson Express Cars (local stops west of Ann Arbor)-8.:48 a. in., and every two hours to 9:48 p. in. Local Cars East Bound-5:35 a. m., 6:40 a. in., 7:05 a. m. and every two hours to 7:05 p. in., 9:05 p. iM., 10:50 p. in. To Ypsilanti only, 8:o p. mf., 11:50 p. in., 12:2o a. m., I:Io a. m., and to Saline, change at Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-6:oo a. in., 7:48 a. In., 10:20 p. M., 12:20 a. m. P Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to every custom- er, whether the account be large or small. The Ann Arbor Savings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00 Resources........$4,000,000.00 Northwest Cor. Main & Huron. 707 North University Ave. SWAIN has the Finest Photographic collection of Ani Arbor Views. See it. 713 East University TUTTLES PIE-A-LA-MODE o.UNCHES and SODAS Work on the Steere farm water pro- ject will be started at once, as a re- sult of a decision reached at a meet- ing of the common council Monday night in the council rooms. Hollands; Ackerman, and Hollands, local engineers, were placed in charge of the construction work. All the Steere water farm bonds were report- ed to have been sold. The work has been held up for some time owing to the delay of a favorable reply from government officials, which was re- ceived yesterday. H. W. Weinernian Leaves for Camp Harry W. Weinerman, '18E, former- ly a member of The Daily sports staff, left for Camp Upton, Yaphank, L. I., last night to join the national army stationed there. Before leaving Ann Arbor, Weinerman was banqueted by his friends at one of the local restau- rants. Daughter Born to Mr. and Mrs. Yntema Mr. and Mrs. Hessel E. Yntema an- nounce the birth of a baby daughter, at St. Joseph's hospital Friday, May 17. Our Advertisers don't need guaran- tees.-Adv. You're going to make summer money -sure! But while you're making it, wouldn't you like to do more than make money? Wouldn't you like to help America wake up to a realization of what this war means? Wouldn't you like to bring home to every man the fact that he must put his shoulder to the wheel-do his part, instead of letting George do it? 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