'7 -J in 1925: Michigamua The Sympathetic Buildings and , Jeof- This Grounds Department ,ccusa- Do you see anything noteworthy in the fact that the campus fountain re- book- cieved its vernal dampering yester- aloof day, May 1? States Oh, So That Was the Reason? uation Cary:-I sent this joke to B. L: T. nts to once. When Evelyn Marshall married world into Chicago's greatest department th his- store, I took it upon myself to wonder e con- as follows: If Evelyn played baseball, ed the would Marshall Field? But I guess iliarity the Tribune was afraid to lose some f little advertising. A. S. wholly velop- Tactful Remarks of the Efficient Blighter man's I have an idea! m his- Accidents will happen. e pro- He means well. ations. As I was going to say, I know a mighty h the nicegirl-s usslan A certain number of mistakes are un- i be o wasI day de ay is s to hi ing th sung (he admits it himself), "As I Looked at Her Up in the Tree," and "Goodbye, Sweetheart.," If we are forced to choose among the wealth of material presented in this small but remarkable volume, perhaps the last stanza of the second poem will con- tain the greatest appeal to our read- ers: "Don't let them laugh you out of it, For everything lays In youI To make in your life a masterpiece If some daring deed you'll do." Boys, you just must aehave in Swing-out after this, or else you'll get an awful nasty one in the wrist. $ OM C 1 Freshman girls are urged to attend a get-together party to be held from 2 to 5 o'clock Saturday afternoon in Barbour gymnasium. Registrars who can . give an hour of work on Mondayaor Tuesday to register girls who have not yet regis- tered are asked to sign or call up at the gymnasium. Bond workers must turn in reports from 4:30 to 5:30 o'clock this after- noon at room 102 Economics build- ing.. Seniors and juniors will have regu- lar baseball practice at 4 o'clock this afternoon. All other baseball practice will be excused. The gymnasium classes will not meet on Friday. Tennis players are asked to have their rounds played off by the lend of the week. Mortarboard will meet at 7.:30 W'- clock tonight at 509 Thompson street. Prof. W. A. Frayer will lecture at 4:15 o'clock this afternoon in Sarah Caswell Angell hall. MAIIN STREET . .. THE EBERBACH 200-204 E. &SONCC Liberty Street BOOKS - BIRD-STUDY Birds of Michigan-Barrows ......................... ....... Handbook of Birds of Eastern N. A., by Chapman........... Handbook of Birds of Western U. S., by Bailey............. The Bird-Study Book-Pearson.......................... Birds I Have Known-Beavan ............................... Birds that Hunt and are Hunted-Blanchan............... Bird Neighbors-Blanchan .................................. Wild Bird Guests-Baynes .................................. Nests and Eggs of N. A., by Davie ............................. Land Birds East of the Rockies-Reed ..................... Water and Game Birds-Reed ................................ W estern Bird Guide-Reed ................................... H ow to Make Friends with the Birds, by Ladd.............. Al1 The place to go when you want WAHIR'S ions, is of the neglects the news- erly fails tojustify he university. His i for reconstruction e war, will come to es to keep pace with . The student must o the great task re- m, and this he can e newspapers, and iously. we are told, is not allege girls. Why ruction for them ave hat pins? ful in gas attacks, We who sit in the 3 are about to join reat unshaven. avoidable. Better late than never, She has a real good heart. Tres Rouge Yes, last night it was Q. E. D.'ed that.the lady stude is not the only one who paints. And on the campus, too, my dear! We'll Ponder This in Our Leisure Hours Cary:-I was lassoed by a salesman the othdr day. He sells dictionaries. And he told me that one of the best selling points about a dictionary is that the words are arranged in alpha- betical order. Do you thinkr that he Chemicals Laboratory Supplies Drugs and 'Toilet Articles CAMERAS and SUPPLII We do developing and printing 24 hours time All Work Guaranteed Gibe us The Slater Book S was trying to kid me? SIMPLICISSIMUS. Patronize a Daily advertiser once and you will patronize him again.- Adv. Reliable Dealers Advertise in The Michigan Daily.-Adv. ins to look as if the Society Prevention of Cruelty to An- ight have to intervene to save nans. ity was "dry" yesterday for t time in its history. Also r a change. Have You Tried This in Your War Garden I The mechanics says that carrying 60 sticks of dynamite through a bar- rage is his idea of raising particular Hades. The new proof-puller refuses to be told what is it a galley. He knows; he's read "Ben-Hur." II)ANCE, I DTrIT UNITED Between Detroit, Ann Arbi (April x, 1918 Detroit Limited and Expre m.. 8:1o a. m., and hourly to 0. m. Jackson Express Cars .loca Aim Arbor)-9:48 a. in. and to -:48 p. m. Local Cars East Bound-5 a. mn., 7:05 a. in. and every t w p. in., 8:o p. mn., g-o p.n To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. 1 :x)a. in., 1:20 a. m. To S Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-6 a. m.in..o:2oj)im.. 12:20 a. n I Colurteous and s: the peanut politician is! Fate was unkind to the prof who gazed benignly out of the window yes- terday at the sunny landscape and the rapidly drying puddles, remarking, "Wet yesterday and dry today." Any Engineer Would Be Proud to l avo Written it Caryatid is happy to announce the latest collection from the pen of Ann Arbor's Hans Sachs, Dr. Tom Lovell, author of the two biggest hits eyer FRID Y, MAY 3,1918 erv or s Tha AT ARMORY thef EANT A. F. PALEY, EX-'18L, fECEIVES CROIX DE GUERRE geant Amos F. Paley, ex-'18L, een decoratenFwith the Groix de e for action in France, accord- news just received here. He is the United States ambulance his unit being attached to the :h army. Paley was a member ii Alpha Delta fratern4ity while University. of Thrift Stamps Large in April il was a record month in the Arbor postoffice for the sale of Saving and Thrift stamps. The of the War Saving stamps were ximately $12,420.95 for the month those of the Thrift Stamps ited to $5,386.25, making a grand >f $17,807.20. This is an indrease per cent over the March re- , which totalled $12,911.29. reat many people are quickly out their Thrift cards, as is ced by 723 which were presen- r exchange in April. len Leave University To~ WorV. t students of the University day petitioned the committee to them to be excused from the rsity to do farm work or to ac- ndustrial positions. Six of the its were granted yesterday and ere denied. The petitioners are informed by mail as to the con- s under which their requests Dancing 9 to 1 Music by "Ike" Fisher's Jazz Band Tickets at Busy Bee May is the Time for Fitform Clothes- I 0r m Our Patterns- Capital and Sui Resources .... Northwest Cor. 707 North Ui IF IT'S ANY] PHOTOGRA are designed primarily O0 Ian urability I for Young Men 1 I F0 0 I 1 Fratern HOME-M TU The .;T for tI They ne College Men MADE The St Pho ne 98 IL 0n arketable prices for Anything in the rcoats, or shoes he hands. Sell your old. re no good to you. You will get your No quibbling to buy solute value will be laude Brown at 210 one 2601. He will residence.-Adv. Your e ing need / Mr. LIBERTYTOM CORBETT The Young Mens Shop" 101 0 ST