H CARYATID out wT is iften Me Lud, the Wagon Waits? One of the oracles of West hall was entitled it is a red world, full of cruel things, ws dis- credit- entirely different from the prospect a news which he has been led to expect in -- college. As he goes on in life, he sity of finds that the world has many views, p each more confusing than the previous rbor as one, and it is quite often only in old age that he is able to see a plan in this many sided aspect of things. words, But there is one thing that he finds y to ap- . ith, and is impossible to success. That is a rif The cold impersonal judgment, unswayed box in by human emotion. As he progresses ;k each further into the path of life, -he be- ceive n comes more and more impersonal in returned his judgment. By its means he re- hat pur- mains coolly poised upon the top of -- the wave, ready to fall into the frothy 3 Editor foamy side which carries him on his - way, instead of the trough which will Editor only buffet him, and leave him weak- SEditor eked and dispairing. And yet although eEditor Editor one admires the successful man, one would not always follow his judgment. 's Editor r Editor We admire the man who is unafraid to throw himself into the struggle Manager Manager against odds. After all perhaps the compensation for success is in one's R. Atlas self. Perhaps by a transvaluation of Ehibert values, the most unsuccessful men have been the most successful. By the example of our prophets and kings hinkman we can rise from low to high. And lomovitz > Broene theseare the mentwho, more than onl Marx Handibo any others, have cast the key to suc- L. Rice cess aside and clung to one ideal Riorden though battered and bruised by the world's opinion. . Hause heard to remark yesterday that,1 "Every little do-dad is a dingbat."i Those who wish to submit music for this lyric should leave it at the psy- chopathic ward. (This le Entre Nous; He Has Lient's Bars, Too) Now appears the original exponent of the faith that moves mountains; he is the cadet enlisted in the local unit of Uncle Sam's Student Warriors who has bought a nice pair of cordovan boots with spurs attached. f New Sport Listed Have you noticed the bunk on page three about our praying coaches? It seems that rain inoculates our re- spected mentors with the supplicating germ. Yesterday we heard a man splashing through the damp outdoors and uttering bibical names-now we understand; he had caught the germ. No, These Aren't Directions for Last Might's Pedestrians Straight west on Liberty street. Angle left. Turn right. Keep on straight to turn left. Cross-trolley. Etc. Just an automobile blue book. He Wanted a Model Wife The klep who cherishes the oil por- trait of Cleopatra and the memory book magpie who collects Turn-to-the- right signs will now receive into their brotherhood the Pole who attempted to abduct a wax lady out of a show case the 6ther night. Save the Fats! "Standard Oil on U. S. Grill"-De- troit News headline. We're willing to hoove any reasonable amount, but if kerosene gravy comes in, we're mov- ing to Terra del Fuego. Acts I and II of "Amazons" will re- hearse from 7 to 9 o'clock tonight in Sarah Caswell Angell hall. Mortarboard will meet at White's studio for a picture at 12 o'clock to- day. BOOKS - BIRD-SI UDY Birds of Michigan-Barrows .... ....-. Handbook of Birds of Eastern N. A., by Chapman........... Handbook of Birds of Western UT. S., by Bailey............... The Bird-Study Book-Pearson . ...................... Birds 1 Have Known-Beavan .......................... Birds that Hunt and are Hunted-Blanchan............... Bird Neighbors-Blanchan.....-..................... Wild Bird Guests-Baynes............... Nests and Eggs of N. A., by Davie........................ Land Birds East of the Rockies-Reed................ . Water and Game Birds-Reed.... ...................... Western Bird Guide-Reed ....... . . How to Make Friends with the Birds, by Ladd. ........... Installation and annual the Y. W. C. A. will be o'clock this afternoon at hall. reports of held at 4 Newberry WAHRN STATE STREET I wI 1, 1918. a W. Fox and state passed to ed to their , true, but where the 3 and they y, no more their fel- "The Germans are surely good fight- ers," is the gist of opinions we are constantly hearing. They should be. They practiced militarism for 50 years while the human race was trying to perpetrate a general peace. M. Picard says the Germans have an abeess of the brain. Others have call- ed the enemy wooden heads. There may or may not be any relation be- tween the two statements. The weather reports don't say this, but even though we have had a rath- er dry spring thus far we're promised a much dryer May and June. Smaller numbers of w.k. persons will now be seen, as one has a good chance to brace by virtue of the mode of conveyance from Toledo. Caucasians, Indians, Mongolians, Malays, and Ethiopians comprise the human race. This entirely eliminates the Germans. PROF. CROSS TO GIVE LAST LECTURE BEFORE SAILING- Prof. Herbert R. Cross, of the fine arts department, who is to sail in the near future for duty with the Red Cross in Italy, will deliver his last lecture before leaving at 8 o'clock this evening, in Memorial hall.- Professor Cross will speak on "Auguste Rodin," the noted French sculptor who recently died, and it is expected that a large number will avail themselves of the last opportu- nity to hear him lecture. COL. ROOSEVELT TO SPEAK MEMORIL DAY IN DETROIT Bond workers are required to turn in bonds and reports from 4:30 to 5:30 o'clock either this afternoon or tomor- row atfernoon in room 102 Economics building. Receipt books should be turned in also. All women interested in war work, who live in the following Michigan counties: Bay, Roscommon, Huron, Tuscola, Gladwin, Ogimaw, Arenac, and losco, are urged to attend an im- portant meeting at 5 o'clock this aft- ernoon at the Alpha Phi house, 814 South University avenue. Registrars who can give an hour or two Monday or Tuesday to help reg- ister scattered girls who have not yet registered, are asked to sign or call up at the gymnasium. Women from Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Iowa, and Minnesota who are interest- ed in patriotic work will ,meet at 5 o'clock this afternoon with Lucile Crissey, '18, at 1414 Washtenaw ave- nue. STATE WILL NEED WOMEN ON FRUIT AN) TRUCK FARMS Fruit farms and truck gardens in the state of Michigan can furnish oc- cupation to as many women as the land army can recruit, is the state- ment made by the state agricultural department at Lansing. It is /borne out by the calls for women's labor that have come from the Traverse Bay bureau of commerce, in the cen-' ter of the cherry belt. Registrations for summer work with the unit will close on May 10 accord- ing to Miss Alice Evans, who is in charge of the project at the University. By that date, it is expected that every woman enrolled can be definitely { placed. Meanwhile, Miss Evans will speak on the subject to any house group upon request.. The lecture to be given in this con- nection on Monday, May 6, will be held at 5 o'clock in the Natural Sci- ence auditorium. Miss Delia West Marble, one of the speakers, is chair- man of the advisory committee of the land army of America, and Miss Cor- nelia Throop Geer, of the class of 1917 at Barnard college, was a mem- ber of the edford unit last year. Dancing .Friday and Saturday nights at the Armory.--Adv p -.. . im CAMERAS and SUPPLIES We do developing and printing 24 hours time All Work Guaranteed Gite us a trial We Sell MAZDA LAMPS Come in and see the 75 watt Blue Lamp The Slater Book Shop Gives a white light. Just the thing to study by HLSWITZER CO. its students have n community in- community-the liquor, the Uni- n4ts helped in so ir future abstin- free from the d on them. Be- n effecting this e University and One of the local theaters bids us see "Greedy, Grasping Food Profiteer Living on Luxury on Labor of the Lowly. See him. Hate him." Add horrors of war-The show which holds out the alluring prospect of a good' hate. A Get-Together at the Union The Student council's simple and softly whispered invitation to "in- terested members of the Law school and Engineering college," is somehow { reminiscent of our "Come out to the woodshed, my son," days. In fact, we, are a bit shaky ourselves; we spit on the triangle. Champ, Champ, Champ, the Boys Are Chewing You've no doubt heard the new patriotic song popular in cantonments whose refrain runs: Yes, we'll rally 'round the chow, boys, Shouting the battle cry of feed 'em!" In self-defense, we go before a notary to affirm that the above was not contributed by Chow Chow. """""" ENSI(IN ('OLEMAN AlRIVES TO EXAMINE MEN FOR NAVY Ensign D. JT. D. Coleman, U. S. N. R. F., naval recruiting officer at De- troit, will arrive in Ann Arbor this morning for the purpose of examining candidates for the navy. Washtenaw county's quota of fifty men should be readily obtained, since thrty men have already applied for examination and several others hive signified their intention of applying. Any drafted man, whose name has not been designated in the current quota, will be released by his local board, if he wishes to join the Navy. The examination will be carried on all day at the city Y. M. C. A. Rooms. Ensign Coleman will be assisted in the work by Herbert Tenney, Seaman Roger I. Mainwaring, ex-'20, and Phil Pack, '18. Information about the navy service can be obtained from any of these men. BATTLE CREEK SANITARIUM You can apply every principle of Dr. Kellog's diet idea at the Arcade Cafeteria, but with a better flavor and a greater variety.-Adv. There is always an opportunity to lncrease your business through DaJJ Advertising. Try it.-Adv. ........r.......... Cor. State anl N. Univer Phone 308 DE'xuiT UNITED LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jack (April x, 191s) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-7 er., 8:0o a. tn., and hourly to 7:10 p. m. Jackson Express Cars :local sto-- e Axin Arbor)-9:48 a. in. and eve:y two to 7':48 o. tn. Local Cars East Bound--5 :35 a. in., a. m., 7:o5 a. m. and evr-ry two houirs co p. mi.. 5:o ). M., 9:os .p. M., r.,:5o To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. m., i2:00 r :W a. m., I:2o a. m. To Saline, chan Ypsilanti. Local Cars West Bound-6:oo a. m., a. m., 9:20 p. m.. 12:20 a. i. WARSAVINGS STAMPS ISSUED BY THE UNITED STATES QUARRY DRUG CO'S PRESCRIPTION STORE ng up the evil and the gcts of alcohol drinking, it students were more for- those outside the Univer- verage undergraduate is .a ng man who likes to keep good physical condition. nk, he drank with a crowd and talk and song played art in the festivities than Beer was the usual drink, Ls seldom used beyond the it produced those benefits s friends have always it; namely, it loosened the point where compan- rchange of ideas and con- ade friendship easier to tere was no robbery, mur- of wife or family, parasi- ig, for the sake of that is called "booze" when the calls forth those methods it. It was simply done re fmay be thankful that of alcohol is passed and o that it left few ruined r prospects, but many | I Courteous and satisfa TREATMENT to every cu er, whether the account be or small. SUCCESS erage man give with which he o the temple of 3 is only a rela- is judged by the on it. But it is diness and suc- lative; and the is ambitious, .e in thinking of sh beyond other Detroit, April 30.- Col. Theodore Roosvelt will be in Detroit May 30 to speak at Memorial day services and to boost the navy recruiting drive it was announced here today. He was induced to come by Ensign D. J. Coleman, in charge of naval re- cruiting here. Aeronautics Courses to Continue Regular aeronautics cqurses will not be affected by the departure of Prof. Herbert C. Sadler for Washing- ton next Saturday. Aero 1, the gen- eral aeronautics course, will be con- ducted by Prof. F. W. Pawlowski, who is to take over all aeronautics cour- ses. The -occupation of the aeronautics laboratory by the government me- chanics for gas-engine work does not interfere with the wind-tunnel .ex- periments according to Professor Paw- lowski, for the experiments only use one corner of the room. Jewish Congregation Elects Officers The Jewish Students' Congregation elected the following officers at their meeting held Sunday night: President, A. J. Gornetzky, '19L; Vice-President, Bessie M. Rosenblum,' '21; Secretary, Alfred S. Goorin, '20; Treasurer, Samuel R. Rosenthal, '20; Board of Directors, Herman A. August, '19, A. J. Levin, '19L, Walter R. Atlas, '18,-'20L, Charles Kaufman, "'19L, and Irene J. Rosenberg, '21. Our Merchant Advertisers represent the progressive business men of Ann AlF In Trench or Camip Will be Welcomed The Ann Arbor Savings B Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $550,00 Resources .........$4,000,0( NorthwestCor. Main & Hit 707 North University Ave IF IT'S ANYTHING PHOTOGRAPHIC,. A SWAIN 113 East University TU T T L E The popular resort for LUNCHES and SOD, TYPEWRITERS For Sale and. TYPE WRITI Mimeographing Fraternity and Social Statio 0. D. MORRILL 322 South State Street I SHORTHAND I Call 60 and Phone in that address NOW! 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