Y. Office GREGG 9 n 9-12 and 2-5 daily Gymnasium made to feel that she indispensible service, will have justified it- n teach the women of work together for its ave a permanent unify- m all future attempts to ment or bring about re- Do you want a Job or Do you want some work done 9 SHORTHAND BEGINNING CLASS SHIRT SHOES Consisting of PANTS SUPPORTER TO-DAY Call Mr. Hursman 823 ad How valuable, or, perhaps, invalu- rhe able, the records will prove to be in left in case the war is long and the govern- ,ch ment is obliged to call upon the wom- en in considerable numbers to keep ned industry alive and satisfy our econ- omic wants, cannot be reckoned. And however optimistic we may be, we tor must realize that such a situation is, ger - at least, not impossible. tar So far, University women have not itr tor shown the interest that was hoped for itr tar and expected of them. During the first half of the week, registrations have itr tar come slowly. Three days remain for Michigan women to show that they are ger awake to the opportunity offered ger them; to give themselves, as a unit, ger inthe great work of the war; and to serve as an example to those to whom eli the matter will come next month. pert Although the completion of a cop- an per toll circuit has brought about a it' direct phone connection between Ann ne rx Arbor and- Toledo, it is thought that ice there will be an even greater tie be- on tween the two cities after May 1. an Why doesn't someone arise with the" use ck suggestion that Ann Arbor have sun aid time along with the two prevailing er at present? There must be clocks enough in town to allow of it. Kaiser Bill and his trusted aides in - Potsdam are evidently suffering from a severe attack of Deutschland "kold- ische feet" in connection with the rr. spring drive. A California democrat petitioned his ho board of elections for permission to he change his party affiliation to that of the Bolsheviki. Boy, chase that squir- rel away. :r It's high time for another storm. Ann Arbor water is becoming clear CA RYA TID Something Else Effervesces on Ann. Street (For this, R. L. S., we apologize) In winter I get up at night And dress by cold electric light; But now it's quite the other way, I have to go to bed by day. I have to go to bed and hear The boys lope down to quaff their. beer, Or listen to their stuttering feet, As they come back along Ann street. .And does it not seem hard to you, When stars prick through the evening blue, ,And I should like to stay up late, To have but one sad mid-week date? Visions of Hell-Taking an ex- tremely interesting young lady to the Whitney and finding that your seats are on opposite sides of a post. The real Blighter for today is he ~who sweats in his heavies and sheep- skin, muttering, "We'll have another snowstorm yet; just you wait." The White House will not roll eggs this year according to the ancient practice. Wouldn't it be a delightful surprise if Congress would follow suit and decide not to roll logs this year? The theater ed. beseeches 'us to in- form R. H. F. that our next anatomi- cal drama is "Chin-Chin." Hand Down the Cocaine Bottle It is reported that an oil painting of "Cleopatra" has been stolen from the front of the Majestic. All the data now in my possession, Watson, point to two possible hypotheses. Either the lady-snatcher is growing bolder and a bit more aesthetic, or else the kleptomaniac who took the traffic signs, "Go Slow," has made another; addition to his unique "M" book. Detroit Journal-"1,000 goats will be set to work for the U. S." What! Another thousand? INTERNATIONAL Y. W. C. A. WORK TO BE EXPLAINED TO WOMEN 1 or 3, Eastern Time Special Price of $2.50 -AT- Wahr's University Bookstores PHONE 342-R Or Call at MAIN STREET STATE STREET Hamilton Business College State and William Sts. Cry e Dean Arnold of Simmons college will speak at the Friday afternoon session of the food conference. The meeting will be held from 2 to 5 o'clock in Barbour gymnasium. The evening meeting will take place in the Congregational church and a dis- cussion will be held from 10 to 12 o'clock Saturday morning in Barbour gymnasium. Junior- Girls' play tickets are on sale at Barbour gymnasium. Invita- tions will not be sent out to the sen- iors this year, but it is understood that all senior girls are expected to attend the Tuesday night perform- ance. There will be a rehearsal of "Ama- zons" from 4 to 6 o'clock this after- noon in University hall. The follow- ing persons will report: Billy, Tom- my, Noel, Tweenwayes, De Grival, Litterly, and Fitton. ... Miss Agnes Wells, acting dean of women will be at home to sorority chaperones and heads of league houses from 3:30 to 5:30 o'clock this afternoon at Newberry residence. Senior supper tickets are 50 cents and will be on sale from 9 to 12 o'- clock this morning and from 2 to 4 o'clock this afternoon in University hall. THE EBERBACH & SON COMP, 200-204 E. Liberty Street The place to go when you want Chemicals Laboratory Supplies Drugs and Toilet Articles Choice Selection of Dance Programs and Place Cards The Slater Book Shot Only three days left in which to register. Students Offered Summer Positions Positions for the coming summer have been offered to students of the University by the Goodrich Tire and Rubber company of Akron, 0. In a letter to the Michigan Union, the firm asks that the offer be placed be- fore students desirous of obtaining work in the factory at Akron. The letter, giving full details of the nec- essary qualifications, may be seen at the Union desk. Jewish Students Will Visit Detroit Jewish students of the University will be entertained in Detroit, Sun- day, by the Young Peoples' society and the Women's auxiliary of the Temple Beth-E1 of that city. They will dine.at the homes of the members and in the evening will attend a re- ception and dance. Soldiers stationed in Detroit have also been invited. Free Exhibition of Raemaeker's Great War Cartoons, daily at James Foster's House of Art.-Adv. It Ilt own the BEETHOVEN SONATA ON TODAY'S g slower TWILIGHT CONCERT PROGRAMI estination s visions Beethoven's Kreutzer sonata will be >rty acres a feature of the program to be given hipmunks at 4:15 o'clock this afternoon in the y old rail Twilight concert series in Hill aud- m things itorium. some for- Mr. Samuel P. Lockwood, Mrs. n of how James B. Rhead, and Mr. James Ham- will look ilton, of the faculty of the University damp old School of Music will participate in he whole the program. Mr. Earl V. Moore will play the organ accompaniment and atory, the Miss Dorothy Phoebe Wines will be tears the piano accompanist. tens back t on high Registrar Hall Will Speak Today any need Registrar A. G. Hall will speak at feel the the University Lenten service to be like to held at 12:40 o'clock today in the to come Bible Chair house, corner of State and the ideas Jefferson streets. His subject will be he feeling "Vocational Sacrifice." Men and wo- men of the University are invited to ng at the attend.' The talk will end in time for ent. From 1 o'clock classes. Places for the women's luncheon can be secured by Elsie Erley, '20, at 62. annual calling DETROIT UrNITZD LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson (Effective May 22, 1917) Detroit Limited and Express Cars-- :35 in., 8:1o a. mn., and hourly to 7:10 P. im., 9:1 p. m. Kalamazoo Limited Cars--8:48 a. m an every two hours to 6:48 o. m.; to Lansin 8:48 p. m Jackson Express Cars ;local sto~- west Alm Arbor)-9:48 a. in. and every too hou to V-:48 p..iM. Local Cars East Bound.-5:35ha". .4 a. in., 7 :05 a. in. and every two hours to 7:c p. m.. 8:05 p. M.. 9:05 p. M., 1.s:= p.a To Ypsilanti only, 9:2o a. M., 9:5e a'm 2-05 ;. in. 6:0s p. m, 94s p.T n, 11:45 p. i2:oa-. I 1:to a. m. i :2o a. m. ro Salim change at Ypsilanti. Local Cara West Bound-6:o5 a. Ty-, 7 :4 a. in.. ro:2o . n. 12:2o a. m. Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to every custom- er, whether the account be large or small. The Ann Arbor Savings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00 Resources .........$4,000,000.00 Northwest Cor. Main & Huron. 707 North University Ave. STOP AT T TUTTLES 388 MAYNARD For Lunches and Sodas TYPEWRITERS For Sale and Rent TYPEWRITING Mimeographing Fraternity and Social Stationery 0. D. MORRILL 322 South State Street IF IT'S ANYTHING PHOTOGRAPHIC, ASK SWAIN 113 East University Your every Bank- ing need fulfilled at Mrs. A. Reed McClure and Miss Harriet Taylor of New York City will be in Ann Arbor March 24, 25, and 26, to iuterest Michigan women in inter- national Y. W. C. A. work. Mrs. Mc- Clure will be a guest at Martha Cook building and Miss Taylor at Newberry residence. Girls interested in the movement may. secure interviews either on Monday evening or at any hour Tuesday by phoning the Univer- sity Y. W. C. A. office, 208. Dr. J. C.1 Wood Leaves for Cleveland Dr. James C. Wood of Cleveland, formerly a member of the faculty of the Homuoeopathic Medical school, left Ann Arbor yesterday afternoon after giving a series of lectures in the city to the medical students. Dr. Wood aided materially in establishing the gynecological department while he was in. the University. Girls' Educational club will meet at 7:30 o'clock tonight at 504 South State ptreet.- 1 4 A! 1E AT ARMORY FRIDAY, MARCH 22,1918 in re he fratern- white ser- ace reigns strains of nd of mer- Music by "Ike" Fisher's Banforte-Saxophone Sextet Hear Pres. McKenny of Ypsilanti, at the University Lenten Service Fri- day. Bible Chair House-12:40 to 1 o'clock.-Adv. IDancing 9 to 1 Tickets at Busy Bee and at, Door ~~J ii every IUni-i Our will Easter- Display Farmers& Mechanics Ba be ready soon! 101-105 So. Main 330 So. (Nickels :istra- ate to Busy Bee Try our HOME-MADE Candies They are both delicious Wholesome 'MADE AND SOLD The SUGAR BC Phone 967 109 s. N Originators of a T