THE MICHIGAN DAILY 1 i .. .. .. .... ... . BER ASSOCIATE PRESS iated Press is exclusively entitled for republication of all news dis- ited to it or not otherwise credit- paper and also the local news crein. ewspaper at the University of Published every morning except ing the university year. t the postoffice at Ann Arbor as matter. nn Arbor Press Building. Business, 960; Editorial, 2414. ations not to exceed Soo words r notices of events will be pub- he Daily, at the discretion of the ft at the office in the Ann Arbor or in the notice box in the west the general library, iWhere the collected at '7:30 o'clock each NfcDonald.......Managing Editor Robinson......Business Manager home to keep these men Michigan men; to imprint in their minds that Michigan has not foigotten them. - t is up to usyto make these men glory in their reminiscences of Michigan; to make them feel a sense of pride when Poilus and Tommies pass byl marching to the cadence of "The Vic- tors," the martial tune of the Allies. How then can we accomplish. our task? Scribble a line or so tonight to your friends wherever they are. Send them an Alumnus, a Daily, a Gargoyle, or an Inlander, and continue to send them some token from Mich- igan. Spice your letters with inter- esting and personal bits of Michigan life. Keep 'em Michigan men. "Mr. St. John expressed himself yes- terday as being exceedingly pleased with the production and declared that he was confident of its success."-The Daily. Mr. St. John is the opera di- rector, you know. We see 'in our own paper that final taxi rates have been decided upon. Knowing some of the members of the taxi corporation by reputation, we are inclined to doubt this. The Bolsheviki continue to break in on the front page. All they're do- ing now is retreating and killing off a few more of their'own generals. ..Iews son ....... ..City horn, (r.. ...Sports . . . .. . .Associate ser.........'relegraph Editor Editor Editor Editor Editor A Head-piece of Calla Lilies is Suggested Pity the poor Gargoyle next year! Not because the war will deprive us of our most preserving campus wits, but because the Michigan Union and the people of the state of Michigan have put the kibosh on their two hoary jokes: the homely and helpless. female student and the drunk male variety. The literary college's idea of a big afternoon is to attend a class meeting. We understand that not long ago the president found bnough present so that he wasn't obliged to make all the mo- tions himself. He only needed to sec- ond them. This Vision is in a class by itself- the man who tells you he has a list of 67 girls who have kissed him. Nothing like a flood to make a first night go off with eclat. LITTL E COUTS SHOWN MANY STUDENTS THOU4IIHTLESS- LY WIPE MUDDY BOOTS ON NEIGHBORS' CLOTHES Editor, The Michigan Daily: It seems peculiar to me that many students show so little courtesy, or so little thoughtfulness toward others. I refer first to that type which wipes off his muddy feet on your clothes. and in his other spare moments, is either shaking the bench on which you sit, or kicking it with his feet. The other type toward which my grouch is directed monopolizes not only his own seat in a lecture course, but half of yours, making it almost impossible i. Mighell..........Women's Editor et H. Cooley........Literary Editor Makinson...... Advertising Manager . Cholette......Publication Manager I Wohl.........Circulation Manager R. Srith...........Credit Manager NIGHT EDITORS C. Barnes C. M. Campbell R. Osiu,.r. Mark K. Fhbert William W. Fox REPORTERS KcAlpine Paul A. Shinkman Irish Philip Slomovitz SM. Price Frances Broene rown Milton Marx F Hunter K. Frances Handib B. Landis Edgar I,. Rice Mines- Rilla A. Nelson e Sergeant Vincent H. Riordan BUSINESS STAFF Leitzinger Harry D. Haus Cress Katherine Kilpatrick Christen Frances H. Macdonald Schmiedeskamp Agnes Abele A. Cadwell, Jr. aI. A. Storrer Frances IH. tase [URSDAY, MARCH 14, 1918. t Editor-Charles R. Osiu Jr. MICHIGAN, A LEADER? ide criticisms, if properly di- ,are always of great value. The 4lay a Camp Custer officer, and Ite of the &nversity a few years mentioned the fact that Michi- ras scarcely serious enough in titude of the war situation. :he finfal analysis it will, be to ca that the world will look for cision on the world war. She has >wer to make or break the Al- de. If she should withdraw, the n would be-Germany's, Looking tts other than in the face is sirable. Uigan is scarcely the war school hers, especially eastern schools, Yale, Harvard, Princeton, and .1 are much farther adyanced .re we. Uigan can look with great pride - war record from the fact that as given 7,000 of her sons to rvice. The nation has but to ask her thousands will go. But just hat is unasked, and probably rable. at home, still drawing out the the University affords us are forget at times that Michigan great part to play in the war. one of the leading Universities country, its students, faculty, 'stem generally come under the f close scrutiny. If Michigan his or that, it becomes more or enerally known among the big- en of the nation. If Michigan lown she is losing something will lower her. Students must tt the present time as one of portunities in every field. If ma Mater is to continue a lead- student body, as a vital factor, ither realize, or be made to real- e prospects and situations. "EP 'EM MICHIGAN MEN :e the wa~ has been declared ap-- ately 1,850 men, strong-hearted, Michigan men, have left the Un- y to take up arms for democ- They have stopped midway in education; they hae severed any friendly relations; they have ced the joys and comforts of sity life; they have done all things'to answer their country's ay, some of these men are sta- in cantonments and training , undergoing the rigors of war -ation; others on the Atlantic 'aving the ruthless underseas and still sorme few are landing shores of France among a ;e and foreign people. Whether. nce or America, on the Atlantic Pacific, these men are Mich- nen, strong-hearted and loyal. un to those of us who are at I Women I The last registration class will be held at 5 o'clock this afternoon at Barbour gymnasium. Women who have been requested to become reg- istrars and others who are interested and have not reported at any of the other meetings should report at this time. Regular registration will be held at Barbour gymnasium next week; Universiy women are invited to a tea from 4 to 6 o'clock this afternoon at Newberry residence at which Miss Mary Grosvenor will speak on social direction of women in department stores as an occupation for college graduates. "Amazons" rehearsal this after-, noon in University hall. Youatt, Mm- chin, Castlejordan, Whilhelmina, and Thomasin at 4 o'clock, and Shuter, Wilhelmina, Thomasin and Noeline at 5 o'clock. There will be a business meeting of Mosques at 4 o'clock this afternoon in the parlors of Barbour gymasium. Mortarboard will meet at 7:45 A'clock tonight at the Delta Delta Delta house. UNIVERSITY WILL TRAIN 200 SKILLED MEN FOR GOVERNMENT Skilled workmen will be trained un- der the supervision of the faculty of the engineering college in courses which will include carpentry, forging, gun snrithing, machine shop work, and gas engines. H. W. Geromanus and Lieutenant McGee were in Ann Arbor Monday and Tuesday making plans for the organization of the work here, which is a part of the government's plans to train 10,000 men in colleges. 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Some people are able to trouble a long time. aged other dodge 2 Packages Envelopes 35c I Washington doesn't approve of the unsinkable ships. In this respect they are not unlike the Germans. Where is our old fashioned co-ed who used to send him home before the deadline hour? The Slater Book ShopI to take notes. A. C. G., '201. the-selective service boards. iineering college will train these men. The en- 200 ofI CARYATID To lose your one and only key, To S. O. S. the landlady's son into the hall, To cajole and kid him into loaning you his, To give him your last Omar in pay- ment, To step out with the blessed opener in your pocket, To feel from time to time its comfort- ing presence, To have throughout the evening the assurance of its company, To pussyfoot home at two, To find the door open, Ah, THESE are the real tragedies of existence! To Drink, Brother, To Drink Cary:I came into this college six years ago and spent $18.69 for a dress suit, expecting to be civilized occa- sionally. After formal dances had -been abolished, the gleeful ones were assailed for their annual appearance in evening accoutrements. Now even the debaters are to come out in those abominations of abominations, "bus- iness suits." Soon we'll be wearing gunny sacks on- week-days and dress- ing up in barrels on Sundays. In the meantime the ole blue serge hangs 'in shreds while the monkey suit becomes the habitat of moths. Wouldn't it drive you to hari-kari? U. B. DARNED. The gentleman from Ann Arbor and Albion whose duty it is to swing the shears has clipped us a Carey roof- ing advertisement. Not that. we are as much interested in the problems of house-building as he is, but because it bears the legend, "A Daily Gas At- tack'", Noticed .the scads of new mown heads around? What a cutting effect Opera week is having on even the best of us! From the Times News-"Staged A Dog Fight And Paid $8.45 Each." The subtle humor in this e'ades further comment. Newberry Tea Room to Be Kept Open Newberry tea room will be open this summer for the first time during the summer session. This is due to the fact that a great many women attend the summer session and their is a de- mand to have a tea and rest room near th* campus. Newberry hall will also be open during the summer session and the Y. W. C. A. will make an effort to keep in touch with all the women attending the summer session. I. Kirk White Is Visiting Campus H. Kirk White, '17, is in Ann Arbor for a few days' visit before going to Columbus, Ohio, where he is training as a private in the aviation corps. When at Michigan, White was con- nected with The Daily and the Gar- goyle. He is a member of Zeta Psi' fraternity. Dancing Friday and Saturday nights at the Armory.-Adv. a A DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit. Ann Arbor and jacks-au (Effective May 22, 1917) Detroit'Limited and Express Cars---75 a i., 8:io a. tn., and-hourly to 7:10 p. m., 9:t" P. M. Kalamazoo Limited Cars-"8:48 a. i and every two hours to 6:48 o. m.; to Lansing. 8:48 P. im. Jackson Express Cars ;local sto- west of Aim Arbor)-9:48 a. in. and every twoh ours to V:48 p. iM. Local Cars East Bound---5:35 a. ,n., 6:4c a. n.,,n7:05 a. n. and Every two ho' rs .O 7:0! p9. tn.. 8:os 1. in.. 9g:05 p., m., I. n n)P.11 'o Ypsilanti only, 9:20 a. n., : a 11 2:05 =. rn , 6:05 P. tm, 9:45 P. in, It .45 M.. i 2:ao a. m.. :to a. mi . i:2o a. m. To Saline. change at Ypsilarnti. Local Cars West Bound- 6:cs a ,m. 7:48 a. ..10:20D . M.. 12:20 °a. M. A M i> AT ARMORY FRIDAY, MARCH 15,1918 MUSIC *Ike" Fisher (himself) '"Toni" Huss "Cy" Darling "Harry" Koch "Johnny" Shwer Piano Violin Ban brine Saxophone Drum s Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to-every custom- er, whether the account be large or small. The AAarbor Savings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $550,000.00 Resources........$4,000,000.00 Northwest Cor. Main & Huron. 707 North University Ave. I r Lsget Started You can see here, now, the spring styles in - FITFORM clothes for Young ;, ...- k dJ -f . 7 t ! fi You'll be safe in buV- IF IT'S ANYTHING PHOTOGRAPHIC, ASK SWAIN 113 East University STOP AT TUTTLES 338 MAYNARD For Lunches and Sodas t'TYPEWRITERS For Sale and Rent TYPEWRITING 3Mimeographing Fraternity and Social Stationery 0. U. MORRILL 322 South State Street ing now. The assortment is fresh. And prices Will be higher later. ilk .._..._ - Your every Bank- ing need fulfilled'at THE men. Values that will Other good things' for spring wear. Farmers & Mechanics 101-105 So. Main 330 So. State St. (Nickels Arcade) Vision of Hell-When first glow from having recitation, to be yanked color of.Cromwell's shoes. feeling the made a 10 up on the please you. r "Classes today? Why I should say not! My hair would never stay in curl if I went out in this rain," and she lapsed back into her ice-packs, the while flapping a fistful of cold cream on the side of her pretty map. 0 the life ofhthe "Let's Go!" chorus girl is one long round of Marcelles and Beauty Sleep with here and there a dash of Poudre de Riz. I ITFORM IClothea forYoun494cn L1 I Try our HOME-MADE Candies They are both delicious and Wholesome MADE AND SOLD AT The SUGAR BOWL Phone 967 109 S. Main S "The Young Men's Shop" TOM CORBETT E16 L :: Meet Me At Originators of a HOT FUDGE SUNDAE 10 i