6 C IV THE UNIV :TIES s 'LL c11 L ,} k SFE11 TITLES OF THE Best New s of By William Mather Lewis versity of ng except The police department repQrts that r. automobile parking stands have been Arbor as taken from State street for souvenirs and are stowed away in rooms in the 2414. o words vicinity. The probability is that Ann i be pub- Arbor street cars will be missing ion of then Ann Arbor ext. n the west where the lock each Sweden complains that the Allies' restrictions on foodstuffs is unfair. ng Editor Possibly so, but when the Allies be-' iness Mgr. -LS Mgr.'gin to supply Germany with food they n.ar can find a shorter way through rhorn, Jr. France. A. Swaney C. Mighell 1-1. Cooley Bakers have been forced to advance g Managerthe price of doughnuts. If the holes 1Manager had been made larger it would have er been necessary to eliminate the dough- nut entirely. Campbell -- 1.R. Atlas K. Ehibert Kaiser Bill has made, another great mistake. He should have headed that Shinkman safe and- glorious victory in Russia L. Hunter A. Nelson with the crown prince. Slomovitz es Broene 'ine The Times-News runs this headlinel r - Rice -"Ponies in 'Let's Go!' can Dance." B. TLandis By next year we hope to hear the same of horses. D. Hause A. Storner Kilpatrick Colonel Roosevelt may have lost his nes Abele sense of equilibrium but our bet is MIacdonald s 1. Case that no one is yet able to stand him on either ear. 8, 1918. - ' CARYA TI. For He Had Been to College "Say, what's this Bolsheviki's name?" (From the news service of the Nation- al Committee of Patriotic So- cieties, Washington, D. C.) A plan to observe April 6, the first anniversary of American's entry into the war as "National Win the War Day" has been worked out by the Na- tional Committee of Patriotic societ- ies. A statement sent out to the presi- dents of fifty national patriotic organ- izations, to cabinet members and other government officials, and to col- lege presidents, says: "At the beginning of our sec- and year in the great war it is fitting thathwe have a national consecration to Abe task remaining before uts. Be- cause of numerous workless days dur- ing the past winter it is not advisable that the occasion should be made a holiday, but in every factory, store, mine, school and on every farm there should be a brief period during the day where everyone who is loyal to the flag shouldstand up and be count- ed. Flags should everywhere be un- furled. At 12 o'clock noon factory whistles and church bells should send forth a volume of sound that will reach Berlin. Every band in the country will then play the Star Spangled Banner,' while people stand at attention. In the evening in the churches, halls and theaters the peo- ple can gather for meetings of inspir- ation. Regiments of the national arm may parade in cities near the canton- ments. "The 'winter of our discontent' with its coalless days and congested rail- road and other minor annoyances is past. ''he spring with its promise of abundant crops and increased indus- trial production is here. Now is the time for America's home army to mob- ilize and thus bring courage to our boys in the trencpes and cantonments, and depression to our enemies. Let Germany feel that this is a popular war in America. The effect of having the nation a unit in patriotic thought on this day cannot.be over estimated. It will bring renewed courage and hope to our brave Allies. "In every college there should be special patriotic * exercises at which messages from students and alumni in the nation's service may be read, instruction as to how every college student can do his part to win the war can be given, and a pledge of al- legiance to the flag and to the cause of the war repeated by all. The col- leges of America have responded -no- bly to the call to arms. On April 6 faculties and students should let their brothers in the field know that they are with them in spirit and in effort. Basketball to Feature League Party Ike Fisher will furnish the music at the Women's league party to be held this afternoon from 4 to 6 o'clock in Barbour gymnasium. The basket- ball game between the juniors and seniors will be the chief event of the afternoon, and will be followed by dancing. U. of M. Jewelry. j.. ,. Chapman's Is the place. 113 8S. Maln.-Adv. Sophomore and freshman girls are invited to attend the food lecture at 4 [o'clock this afternoon in room 203 Tappan hall. Women's league party and senior- junior basketball game at 4 o'clock this afternoon, in Barbour gymnas- ium. Women with purchase slips can get seats for "Let's Go!" from 2 to 5 o'clock this afternoon at the box office in Hill auditorium. The swimming tank in Barbour gymnasium is ready for use again and from now on classes will be held reg ularly. Board of representatives of the Wo- men's league will meet at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning at Barbour gym-: nasium. Sophomore girls will hold a get-to- gether party from 3 to 5:30 o'clock tomorrow afternoon in Barbour gym- nasium. There will be dancing and refreshments. Campus election day for women's organizations will be April 2. Classes in registration will be held at 4 o'clock every afternoon next week except Friday and Saturday atBar- hour gymnaisum. A hundred women will be requested to learn to become registrars; others who are interested are asked to leave their names at the office of the dean of women. WOMEN CONFER IN CAPITOL ON INCREASED FOOD PROUCTION Plans are rapidly maturing for the Women's state conference on food pro- duction and registration called for March 12 and 13 In the House of Rep- resentatives in Lansing. Miss Helen Frazer, one of the best known war workers of England, will be the principal speaker at this con- ference. She will lecture upon "Wo- men's Part in the War," with particu- lar reference to the "Woman on the Land" movement which has gained. such momentum in England and on the continent. The chief object of her lecture so far as increased food sup- ply is concerned is to recruit women in large numbers to engage in the actual labor of planting, cultivating, and harvesting Michigan crops. Women to Unite in General Elections A precedent will be established this year wheng the women's campus organ- izations hold a genral election, in- stead of several separate ones. The Y. W. C. A., Athletic association, and the Women's league will have a com- mon election day and place for choos- ing their respective officers. The pres- ident of the Y. W. C. A. has appointed her nominating committee, and the names of the nominees will be an- nounced next week. The election will be April 2. Buy your alarm clocks at J;. b Chapman's, Jeweler. 11 S. Main. We Sell MAZDA LAMPS Come in and see the 75 watt Blue Lamp Gives a white light. Just the thing to study by H. L. SWITZER COO iStatlo ry ale I Pound WrItirgUPaper and 2 Packages Enveloj T35c The. Slater Book Sho First Call-Arthur Guy Empey......................... A Yankee in the Trenches-Holmes..................... How to Live at the Front-MacQuarrie................... In Our First Year of War-Woodrow Wilson............. On the Field of Honor-Hughes Le Roux................ The Bolsheviki and World Peace-Trotzky............... Liberty Writings of Dr. Hermann Kiefer, edited by W. W. Flor My War Diary-Waddington.......................... Food in War Time-Graham Lusk........ ......... Wahr'B AI N STREET first appropriate- anniversary .o the World's at election of ening of the npaign. 'The rth as a "Na- in an article what the dut- is day should ems virtually these, inas- i starts April fan's student n Ann Arbor, does not end! to -the Uni- rite let- o those ten to,. a point to sons are in -erman fire. ther things are imbued ige patriot- low others, ehind. We our Uniyer- e ourselves, Vision of Hell-Having the profes- sor say, "I don't feel like quizzing you today; I'm going to let you write out the answers to ten questions instead." Another Blighter is she who, when' you inform her that you're going home before embarking for Cleveland with the N. A. R., instead of to the Arm- ory with her, says, "O, isn't that nice!" One time we went to a French lec- ture. It wasn't because we were afraid of being accused of pro-Ger- manism and it certainly wasn't be-1 cause we knew anything about French. But there is something about the limpid flow of the Romance tong- ue that soothes the spirit and so pret- ty soon we were tying our counten- .ance in all kinds of true-lovers' knots and trying to look appreciative and in- telligent like a French poodle, by-and- by the professor came to a rhetorical pause, whatever that is, and the long- haired villian across the aisle from whom we had been taking our cue raised his hand. Probably he was go- ing to scratch his ear or something but that possibility occurred to us too late. We had cultivated the imitative impulse to good purpose and we let out a clap that sounded like Jove dropping his hammer or Casey at the bat. During the sultry, oppressive silence which followed we had time to wonder which disaster to French arms we had applauded. In fact, we've wondered off and on ever since.: Mr. Roosevelt's latest bit of misfor- tune is not calculated to win him votes in 1920. Or is it? Spring might be defined as that phenomenon looked forward to in January, hoped for in February, eag- erly sought for in March, cussed about in April, partly prevalent in May, and' found during that part of June not eclipsed by summer. CLEVELAND OPENS BUREAU OF OCCUPATIONS FOR (RADUATES The. Literary Critic Says Cavalry of the Clouds (By Captain Alan Bott, Royal Flying Corps.) Although our bookshelves are crowded with war stories by various famous fighters, we have heard almost nothing from the aviators. And if we are to judge from Capt. Bott'' book, this cannot be because that branch of the service is any less interesting, for his enthusiastic style would lead us to believe that nothing in the world could be as amusing as flitting about above Boche territory or crawling on the rigging of one's plane to beat out a fire which had started there. He re- fers to the endurance of the German machines as "an annoying habit of theirs," and draws ludicrous pictures of himself "wobbling and side-slip- ping," to use his own phraseology, out of the srange of the anti-aircraft guns. Capt. Bott is happily optimistic con- cerning the superiority of the British Plying Corps, for, although he pays high tribute to the enemy's air ser- vice, he points out that the greater part of the fighting has been behind the German lines. Army C' and Roll-ups at QUARRY ID PRESCRIPT] Cor. State and DETROrt Ulri .D Between Detroit, Ann Arbur t %flective May 22, 1 Detroit Limited and Express i., 8:xo a. m.. and hourly-to 7 U. n1. kalamazoo Limited Cars---8 evevy two hours to 6:48 L?. a 8:48 P.rni. Jackson Express Cars ;local Ai- Arbor)-9:48 a. m. and e to ':48 p. m. Local Cars East Bound-5: a. M., 7:os a. Im. and every tv. p. mn., 8:o; p. mn., ,:05 p. rr To Ypsilanti only. o.2 a. it 2:o5 ;. m1, 6:o.5 p. IP, 9:45 P. 12 a. m., i:to a. m., :20 a. change at Y psilanti. Local Cars West Bound-6: a. ml., 10:20 p. m.. 12:2o a. n. and see LET'S Class dancing at the Packard Acad- emy Monday and Thursday evenings, 7:30 to 9:30. Private lessons by ap- pointment. Phone 1850-F1.---Adv. n the campus haveI to report to pro- ,ses of contagious ases. Mumps and unusually serious. a case of scarlet several days, and properly cared for, e person sick now other instance a d to mingle with ral days before the to the proper au- such carelessness us menace to the e campus. Health other penalties ce persons. The the proper ,one- kind at once. ROWDING? ar lectures given auditorium of the s been overcrowd- of attending have because it would. Y to stand. ge hope to fulfill1 _^* - °pJo n'Oo OaooooQU0oo ooGoO 0 It's not a bit, too early #. to be thinking of that 0 New Spring 'Coat °~ 8 o 000 0 Wonderful Values at e Tet n 2. 0 a ,00 Early spring models displaying a number aI of new and exclusive features in pockets, 0 belts and cuffs. Made from~Soft Velour, Checks and Plaids, Tricotine, EnglishID Tweeds, Burella Cloth, Light-weight Sil-' vertones and Coverts. Travel, Street and Sport Models. Women's and isses' sizes. fl MAIL ORDERS Co"S wooowa a Ar an SOLICITED RO apcsu wT1OII W)TI MatG h5i .+t ~ -Of Courte TREATMv er, whet or small The Ani Ii Capital i Resourim Northwei 707'N "Just T1 2. ous and RENT to f her the ac( 1. ncorporated and Surplus, es .........$ )r ~all occ UBEY :,I' S. Main Street University women claiming Cleve- land as home and those planning to live there after college days are over, will be interested in the announce- ment of a new bureau of occupations for trained women recently op.ened in that city. Information in regard to openings in advertising, library work, secretar- ial positions, social service and home economics is given, and unusual bus- iness opportunities are placed within the reach of all women registered Memi Radio Military sNwnDp ,o Sre~ WristWatches ¢ $4.25 to $21 U.o! M. Jewelry Schlandelrcr & 5e, Dancing Friday and Satu at the Armory.--Adv. We specialize in full sol G. Andres Shoe Shop, 222 Adv. ational with the bureau. y to go For additional information write larger, 1 to State-City labor exchange, 108 City 0objec- hall, Cleveland. ioor ; !m I