MICI .AIN lusively entitled of all news d's otherwise credit- the local news University of morning except - year. t Ann Arbor as o ; Editorial, 2414. to exceed 300 words, not necessarily to ap- evidence of faith, and be published in The oft eEditor, if left Daily notice box in general library where 3at 7:30 o'clock each cations will receive no iscript will be returned postage for that pur-. ...Managing Editor . ... Business Manager r.......Sports Editor ....Telegraph Editor .....Women's Editor ......Literary Editor .Publication Manager .Circulation Manager are giving their best for the work Here is another opportunity for the college man and woman. LET'S MAKE GOOD In less than two weeks Michigan men and women will be scattered to all corners of the country-aye, of the world! They are leaving Ann Arbor to go out to mix with the world either for the summer or, in many cases, for the rest of their lives, and they are taking with them what represents the ideas and character of the American university. As university men and women they are sure to be called upon for expres- sions and opinions on the present world crisis. They will be looked upon as representative of America's thinkers. What will be their answer? It has been said by Germans-in- deed, by some of our own people- that the American schools, and more especially the universities, are un- able to cope with serious problems of the magnitude of the present one. It has been said with scorn by many Germans that our American schools are centers of superficial learning, and that the men and women they send forth are not trained to truly think and act. It ow lies within our power to show these malignant critics the stuff that we, students of a great American university, are made of. It is for us to show them that we have not been idle nor do we intend to be, so long as civilization itself is threatened.It is for us to show them that whether we enlist for farm work, war work, military service, or further educa- tion, we have learned to think and to ac~t with regard to this tremendous problem. We are equal to it and we are about to attack it with the spirit that can only spell victory. alter R. Atlas rk K. Ehlbert lip Slomovitz tA. Shinkmnan CARYTI1D d '~~omnu "Vampire-Spy Never Wore Stock- ings Twice"-Headline in the Detroit News. Once was enough-after ihait she took up barefoot dancing.t The First Time We Heard it We At most Demolished the High-Chair The chairman of the shipping bo ird4 has placed a sign above his desk r - minding his subordinates that Noah was 600 years old before lie knew how to build an ark, i.e., don't lose your grip. When we read this little jakil: we were irresistibly reminded of Noah and his ark, too. Guide to THE Gargoyle Joke We just went over and humbled our- selves to the ed. to the extent of asking for space to quote the leading Gargle' editorial. He reluctantly refused, al- though granting that it would be a long day before this gem of self-satire could be surpassed in the student publications of the University of Mich- igan. But we can't resist merely re- peating "they told usdthe state was going dry but we couldn't drop down town long enough to verify the re- port." Not only were the Garglers ful- ly cognizant of the final resting-place of the last legitimately sold drop of the fiery fluid, but beyond a doubt their information as to the exact hum- idity of the state at the present time is most remarkably comprehensive. Oh, man-relent and let us enlighten the gen. pub. on some of their other sobs -not a chance! The Provincial Halluieiation That Profs Cut Some Ice The Man from Home-What's that hothouse behind that building for? We-Why, that's the Natural Sci- ence building and-- The Gentleman from Indiana-That lean-to furnishes flowers for the pro- fessors' desks, eh?" We-!?**!! The Hoosier Schoolmaster (after a while)-Gee the noon whistle is blow- ing, isn't it? Ve-(absently)-Uh-huh. Innocents Abroad- The professors don't seem to be pouring out of the buildings very fast. Here we lie down and require an R. I. P. Members of the Freshmen Glee club are to meet at 7:15 this evening at the city Y. W. Girls who wish to go in the Morgan unit of 85 girls should leave their cards with Louise Potter in Barbour gynmiasium today. Office hours of Acting Dean Agnes E. Wells for the rest of the year are as follows: 10 to 12 o'clock until June 24 in Barbour gymnasium, and by special appointment from 1 to 2 o'clock daily at Newberry residence. The Newberry residence association will hold its first annual reunion at 3:30 o'clock on Jtune 26. All former Newberry girls who are interested ' i the organization are invited to atten. Appoint Committee for Y. X. C. A. Chairmen of committees of the Uni- versity Y. M. C. A. for the coming ear; were appointed yesterday by A. C. Crockett, '19, the newly elected president of the organization. The men appointed are: W. M. Bell, '19, W. H. florrance, '19E, Earl V. Dunn, '1, Edwin Eubank, '20E, Noble Lan- dis, '21, R. J. McCandliss, '18, Robert A. MacDonald, '19, Earl Miles, '21, C. E. Nash, '19M, P. E. Sutton, '19, Blake Vinkemulder, Carlton Wells, '20, and W. K. Chidester, '20. The final meeting of the Y. M. C. A. cabinet will be held Saturday aft- ernoon at 1 o'clock in Lane hall. iEnglish to Construct 2 New Shipyards Washington, June 6. - Information reched the shipping board yesterday that Great Britain has authorized the construction of two new shipyards to have eight ways each for the build- ing of big steamers. Sites and Wales have been chosen, away from old in-I dustrial centers, to prevent conges- tion and delay. Use the Daily'classified columns. Girls' o'clock C. A. ,"Come on in, the water 's fine" WAHR'SI UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE FOR JUNE GRADUA Some particularly pleasing gifts to be had frc Pyralin Ivory Goods Safety Razor Sets Bristle Goods Toilet Waters and THE EBERBACH & SON CO) 200-204 E. Liberty Street A1 Blue Bok, D4 Bathing Sul A brand new stock of the best and Suits ever shown in city III . g, rt Clark )erta L. Berry A. Scholnick i.a A. Nelson rry D. Hause ine Kilpatrick 11. Macdonald Agnes Abele aph A. Mayer ik N. Gaethke ARE COMING ALL SIZES AND BEST QUALITY The Slater Book S NE 7, 1918. dlip Slomtovitz T. McDONALD ). C P. EMERY J. .EROBIN- IARY), HAROLD [TORS -I H. M. IATION), BRUCE LVIATION), C. S. VIATION), IH. G. CHERMERHORN, |Y (ORDNANCE), N. R. F.) C. L. Y -MILD- RET H. ASERS, TORS- SCHO T, AUX- WEAR THEM Today is the last day seniors have the opportunity of wearing their caps and gowns before Commencement. Many 1918 men will depart from the University within the next 10 days, and the number left to partake in the regular senior activities will be extremely small. All seniors should make a special ef- fort to appear today in their caps and gowns. POST UP THE AD This morning The Daily contains a full page advertisement concerning the necessity of Michigan men return- ing next fall and bringing- back new students. The best method in which this fact can be impressed upon the minds of the students is for boarding houses, fraternities, and -sororities to post up this advertisement in a con- spicuous place. Foreigners in Chicago have been found drinking vodka in which snakes had been placed. We suppose in this way one sees snakes before and after the drinking process. Union May Accept Two Opera Books -headline. Does this infer there are to be two operas, one for the men and one for the women? Thirty Yanks have defeated 200 Ger- mans on the Marne. In other words, one Yank is equal to 6 2-3 Germans. This is the season for farewells,, examinations, and June brides. Let no Michigan man slack this summer. Play Ground, Indoor and Tennis Balls at Cushing's.-Adv. Base Ball Supplies--all kinds at Cushing's.-Adv. Dancing Friday nights at the Arm- ory.-Adv. I. 1 AD CHAS- RTS, AND RENCE L. n should do toward help- . The coun- eds the help in the cause Moritnri Saiunmus Now that the Gargle is out with a full-page farewell cut which hasn't been used in more than three previous June numbers we begin to realize that the time of our columnar demise ap- proaches and we haul out the old mortarto mingle the conventional feelings of joy and regret at parting with our faithful followers, our more or less faithful contribs, and the morning excitement which comes in betting one's self that the number of typos in Cary will be nearer nine than five. Having had a semester of fun the expense of the world and of the campus, without arousing anything worse than the jealousy of our ludic- rous monthly contemporary, we pre- pare to go forth into the cold, cold world ard sorrowfully refrain here- after from interfering with the des- tines of page two of the Greatest Morn- ing Newspaper in Ann Arbor. M. C. M. Epstean, ex-'18, in Paris Hospital Prof. L. C. Karpinski has received a letter from Clarence Epstean, ex-'18, who is in a hospital in Paris recuper- ating form a gas attack. It was not the gas of the enemy that hurt Ep- stean, but that of his own lines, which seemed to go wrong somehow. Par- ticulars were withheld from the let- ter h+ te e nsor. °s that the many good '°:out the French are not Military Uni~forms. B DETROIT UNI' Between Detroit, Ann (May 14, Detroit Limited and E: in., 8::o a. m., and hourly p. M. Jackson Express Cars Ann Arbor)-8:4 a. im., to 9:48 P. nm. Local Cars East Bour a. m., 7:Qs 5. m. and eve p. m., 9:p5 p. m., 1: only, 8:o5 . m., I1:s :Eo a m., and to Saline Local Cars Wst Bo a. in., ia:ao p. in., 12:20 Cr QUARRY D PRESCRIPT1 Cor. State and Pirn/ s IN SERGE OR KHAKI II Custom-Tailored or Ready-to-Wear. :re must be no idleness. Mich- men in the service are giving ouch for us to disregard. The ion in France at the present nt is too much for us to dis- :. The situation in France at the at moment is too serious, and continue to be equally so, until r calls a halt upon the fighting. 'orces we ,have in the trenches at nt are rather negligible. At best 3w of the men in the service are! ins, capable of withstanding the gic manuevers of the enemy as ns should. The Allies, aided by ~dful of Americans, must. bld the Germans, must break own un efTorts to separate teC flritish ~rench armles uutil the new s aid becoxes a powerfui f'r, lege men and women har + a duty which is greater by all was .s ,and willingness to make n wonderful, le is with See xepair section in theh gas a gaadvMee sers.Adv.e Us The 1 Eni tnsfe iia > n o our advertisers.-Adv. Northwest Cor. 707 North U SWAIN has Photographic ( Arbor Views. 713 East PIE-A-L HUNCHES UNIFORMS DRY CLEANED rAiase of We have Kust received a splen- did new line of Khaki breech~es f Ball I 322SoVa SStocks at the preser t market prices GEO. W. KYER N. 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