The Michigan Daily - W ue, e4 - Thursday, November 9, 1995 -138 A weekly listing of who's where, what's happening and why you need to be there... Fi First-Run Films FFILMS OPENING: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Weeeeelllll aaaalrighty then! At Briarwood: 12:30, 1:20, 3:30, 4:20, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, 10:20; at Showcase: 11:10, 12:30, 1:20, 2:40, 3:30, 4:50, 5:30, 7:10, 7:45, 9:25,10:00, 11:30, 12:00. The American President Michael Douglas stars as another Commander-in-Chief who sleeps with someone to whom he is NOT married. Sneak preview. At Showcase: 7:30 (Saturday only). FILMS HOLDING: Babe Movie about a charming pig - and he's not that Arnold on 'Green Acres," either. At Showcase: 12:00, 5:05. The Big Green Kiddie flick with a vengeance. At Showcase: 12:00, 2:10, 4:25. Copycat Holly Hunter talks, Harry Connick Jr. is ugly and Sigourney Weaver has hair in this murder mystery-thriller. At Briarwood: 1:30, 4:30, 7:20, 10:00; at Showcase: 11:20, 11:45, 1:55, 2:25, 4:30, 5:00, 7:10, 7:40, 9:55, 10:15, 12:30. Dead Presidents The Hughes brothers direct James K. Polk and Millard Fillmore on their reunion tour. Look for the "Memory" song-and-dance number. At Showcase: 9:45, 12:10; at State: 9:30. Fair Game In order to off-set Cindy Crawford's lack of acting experience (and talent), producers chose master thespian Billy Baldwin to co-star opposite her. Nice decision, folks! At Showcase: 1:00, 3:10, 5:30, 7:45, 9:50, 12:00. Get Shorty Everybody tries to throw John Travolta from the train. At Briarwood: 12:45, 3:00, 5:20, 7:45, 10:15; at Showcase: 12:10, 2:40, 5:00, 7:20, 9:50, 12:15. Gold Diggers The 1995 version of this cinematic classic features Christina Ricci and that "My Girl" chick practicing their synchro- nized swimming skills. At Briarwood: 1:10, 3:10, 5:15, 7:30, 9:50; at Showcase: 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:20. Home for the Holidays Another Jodie Foster-directed sob-fest. At Briarwood: 1:40, 4:10, 7:15, 9:30; at Showcase 12:45, 3!00, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45, 12:00. How to Make an American Guilt Just ask Winona Ryder. Knit one, purl two. At Showcase: 2:30, 7:30, 10:00, 12:30. Mighty Aphrodite Moving on with his life, Woody Allen attempts to pick up the goddess of love. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 1:10: 3:10, 5:10, 7:30, 9:35. Now and Then And any other time. I'm never going to see Hester Moore and Melanie Banderas in some "Steel Magnolias" rip- off. No way. At Showcase: 12:20, 2:45, 5:00, 7:15, 9:35, 11:50. Persuasion How can I convince you to go see this film ... ? At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7:10, 9:20. Powder Albinos Albinos Albinos. At Showcase: 12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:25, 9:55, 12:15. Pulp Fiction Now and forever ... Aww yeah, boy! At State: 11:30. The Scarlet Letter Demi Moore attempts to act; Gary Oldman tries to be good. It'll fail! At State: 1:30, 4:30, 7:00. Seven Except for the fact that Brad "Duh" Pitt is in it, this is one of the year's best. At Briarwood: 1:00, 7:10; at Showcase: 11:15, 2:00, 4:40, 7:35, 10:15, 12:30. Strange Days Strange movie. At State: 11:30. To Die For Nicole Simps - er, I mean Nicole KIDMAN is well worth the consequences. Tom Cruise can vouch for that. At Show- case: 7:30 (except Saturday); at State: 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30. Vampire in Brooklyn Eddie Murphy ain't got no ice cream ... but he does have fangs! At Briarwood: 4:15, 9:45; at Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 5:00, 7:25,9:40, 10:05, 12:00, 12:20. Phone numbers: Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 761-9700; Briarwood: 769-8780; Fox Village: 994-8080; Michigan: 668-8397; Showcase: 973-8380; State: 994-4024. All late night shows are Friday and Saturday only. Ann Arbor 1 & 2 matinees are weekends and Tuesdays. State matinees are Saturday and Sunday only. L M Campus Cinema T H U R S D A Y Completely Alive: The Peace Corps Experience (1994) Where you go with a liberal arts degree. Intl Cntr 7:00. F R I D A Y Summer Vacation: 1999 (1988) A film about four Japanese boys. But they are all played by girls. Nat Sci 7:00. Free. The Sea Beast (1926) There she blows. Mich 7:00. M 3-1: The Movie (1983) 3-D "Sextravaganza." I kid you not. Lorch 7:30 & 9:30. Women from the Lake of the Scented Souls (1993) One really long Brut commercial. Aud A 8:00. Free. Coldblooded (1995) Jason Priestley gets serious. Mich 9:30. S A T U R D A Y Rear Window (1954) Alfred Hitchcock at his finest. Nat Sci 7:00. North by Northwest (1936) Hitchcock kicking it old school. Nat Sci 9:15. S U N D A Y Noah's Ark (1929) World War One and romance on the ark. "Love Boat" as political allegory, if you will. Sheraton 3:00. M O N D A Y Amphitryon - Happiness from the Clouds (1935) Plautus' classical play on screen. Part of the Goethe-fest. Mich 7:00. Coldblooded (1995) See Friday. Mich 9:00. TUESDAY Dreams of Hind and Kamiliya (1988) Thelma and Louise in Egypt. Lane 7:00. West Side Story (1961) You know the story. Mich 7:00. Wild Cartoon Classics Looney Tunes on acid. Mich 10:00. W E D N E S D A Y La Habanera (1937) Another film in the German film festival. Mich 4:00. The Broken Jug (1937) Nasty drunken frat boys start a food fight at the Brown Jug, killing several well-meaning busboys. Mich 7:00. Wild Reeds (1995) French kids learning about sex, politics and other neat stuff. Mich 9:00. TH E A T E R T H U R S D A Y I Am A Man Playwright/University professor OyamO presents his new drama, told through the eyes of union leader T.O. Jones during the 1968 Memphis Sanitation Workers' Strike, which led to the assassina- tion of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 8 p.m., Trueblood Theater (Frieze Building), $16-$12 ($6 students). Call 764-0450. Falsettoland The William Finn-James Lapine one-act musical examines love, relationships and family values in a new light. Directed by Job Christenson in conjunction with the Basement Arts series; co-sponsored by Queer Unity Project. 6 p.m., Arena Theater (basement of Frieze Building), free. Comedy Company Their new thing, "Show Dogs." 8 p.m., Mendelssohn Theater, $5. Call 763-1085. Jeffrey Paul Rudnick's play about gay dating in the age of AIDS. 8 p.m., Ann Arbor Civic Theater (2275 Platt Road), $9 ($8 stu/sen). Call 971-AACT. Escanaba in da Moonlight Hunting humor from the pen of Jeff Daniels. More fun than "Dumb and Dumber." 8 p.m., Purple Rose Theater (137 Park St., Chelsea), $25-$15. Call 475-7902. A Tuna Christmas Jaston Williams and Joe Sears portray every wacky inhabitant of Tuna, the third smallest town in Texas, when they try to save the Tuna Little Theater Christmas show. 8 p.m., Fisher Theater (Detroit), $35-$22.50. Call (313) 872-1000. F R I D A Y What the Butler Saw The RC Players present Joe Orton's satirical farce, involving a nymphomaniac wife, a sex-crazed bell- boy, an overbearing clinical psychiatric inspector, a no-nonsense police sergeant and a scheming husband. 8 p.m. RC Auditorium (East Quad), $5 ($3 students). Arsenic & Old Lace Who would ever suspect two charming old ladies of murder? 8 p.m., Little Theater at St. Luke's (120 N. Huron St., Ypsilanti), $8 ($6.50 stu/sen). Call 487-PLAY. Playing Bare The line between art and life is blurred in this Beckett-esque existential drama. Don't miss the chance to give feedback after this weekend's performances. 8 p.m., Performance Network (408 W. Washington), pay-what-you-can. Call 663-0681. Beyond the Horizon Eugene O'Neill's first Broadway play, a haunting drama of dreams won and lost. 8 p.m., Hilberry Theater (Wayne State University campus, Detroit), $16.50-$9.50. Call (313) 577-2972. I Am A Man See Thursday, 8 p.m. Falsettoland See Thursday, 6 p.m. Comedy Company See Thursday, 8 p.m. Escanaba in da Moonlight See Thursday, 8 p.m. A Tuna Christmas See Thursday, 8 p.m. S A T U R D A Y I Am A Man See Thursday, 8 p.m. Falsettoland See Thursday, 2 & 6 p.m. ComedyCompany See Thursday, 8 p.m. What the Butler Saw See Friday, 8 p.m. Arsenic & Old Lace See Friday, 8 p.m. Playing Bare See Friday, 8 p.m. Beyond the Horizon See Friday, 8 p.m. Escanaba In da Moonlight See Thursday, 8 p.m. A Tuna Christmas See Thursday, 7:30 p.m. S U N D A Y I Am A Man See Thursday, 2 p.m. Falsettoland See Thursday, 4:30 p.m. What the Butler Saw See Friday, 7 p.m. Arsenic & Old Lace See Friday, 2 p.m. Playing Bare See Friday, 7 p.m. Escanaba in da Moonlight See Thursday, 2 & 7 p.m. A Tuna Christmas See Thursday, 7:30 p.m. Jim Carrey can't disguise the fact that he always plays the same character.- T H U R S D A Y Barb Barton Folk singer plays the Ark at 8 p.m. $10 at the door. Al Hill Love Butlers' front-man goes solo at the Tap Room. Hypnotic Clambake mesmerizes the Rick's crowd. Pam Tillis Country siren hits the Michigan Theater at 7:30 p.m. Tickets $17.50 to $22.50. Call (810) 645-6666. Trusty Punk outfit plays the Blind Pig with Starfish. 18+ only. University Jazz Combos Concert featuring Jazz Janitors and other ensembles. Rackham, 8 p.m. Free. Jake Reichbart Jazz quartet plays as part of Michigan League concert series. Run to the League at 8:30 p.m. for this free show. F R I D A Y Goo Goo Dolls If they are the normal ... God help us. St. Andrew's Hall. With Universal Honey. Doors at 6:30 p.m. Call 961- MELT. Frank Allison & the Odd Sox play the Blind Pig. Patrick Ball Celtic harpist and storyteller plays 7th House in Pontiac at 8 p.m. Tickets $12. Call (810) 645-6666. non Bronks Twin nlavu the Bird nf Paraise Admissin as 5. M u s I c Dorothy East Lansing co-ed band plays Rick's with Gravity. Gangster Fun Ska at the Station - Cross Street, that is. Heavyweights of Blues Featuring Bobby "Blue" Bland, Clarence Carter, Johnny "Guitar" Watson and Little Milton. Fox Theater, Detroit.Tickets $27.50. Call (810) 645-6666. Lapdogs East Quad veterans play Cava Java. Slack Key Guitar Hawaiian guitar virtuosos Keola Beamer, George Kahumoku and Raymond Kane play two shows at the Ark, one at 7:30 p.m. and one at 9:30 p.m. Tickets $13.50 at Schoolkids'. Call 763-8587. Matt Smith "Ragtime Millionaire" plays free show at 6178 Packard from 7:30-8:30 p.m. Campus Philharmonia Orchestra Program includes works by Mozart, de Falla, and Bizet. 8 p.m. at the McIntosh Theater. Free. Wind Ensembles H. Robert Reynolds and Dennis Glocke conduct pieces by Franz Krommer, Stravinsky and Jean River. 8 p.m. at Rackham Auditorium. Free. Men's Glee Club Jerry Blackstone conducts a program of music ranging from classical to folk to spiritual. 8 p.m. at Hill Auditorium. Tickets $10, $8, $5, and $3. For more info. call 764-1448. Detroit Symphony Orchestra performs the fifth symphonies of Schubert and Mahler under the direction of Marek Janowski. 8 p.m. at Orchestra Hall. Call 833-3700. S A T U R D A Y Big Dave and the Ultrasonics play Rick's. Ron Brooks Trio does $5 gig at the Bird of Paradise. Michael Franks at the Fox Theatre, 8 p.m. Tickets $25 at all Ticketmaster locations or by phoning 810-645-6666. Lucky Haskins A2 rockabilly whippersnappers play Cava Java. RFD Boys Yesterday's whirlingRoad, today. Playing the Ark at eight. Tickets are $8.75 at the door. Dick Siegel Ann Arbor folk hero plays 7th House in Pontiac at 8 p.m. Tickets are $10 in advance. Call (810) 645-6666. Stone Soup Mmmm. Playing Cross Street Station. Yo La Tengo New Jersey trio plays the Blind Pig with Glasgow power-poppers the Pastels. Doors at 9:30 p.m. Tickets $6 at Schoolkids' Records or call (810) 645-6666' Keller-Kocher Quartet Local jazz at the Bird of Paradise. Detroit Symphony Orchestra See Friday. 8:30 p.m. Men's Glee Club See Friday. 8 p.m. William Grant Still Concert II Sponsered by the Black Arts Council. 8 p.m. at the McIntosh Theater. Free. S U N D A Y Joan Armatrading England's singing/songwriting queen is still going strong.Michigan Theater, 7:30 p.m. Tickets $18.50 to $23.50. Call (810) 645-6666. Ari Eisinger Ragtime and blues. Free gig at Borders. 1 p.m. Primus Here come the bastards. With the Meat Puppets at the Fox Theatre, 7:30 p.m. Tickets $21.50. Call (810) 645-6666. David Roth & Brooks Williams Williams' slide/acoustic guitar playing, "Lou Reed-style ferocity" (Dirty Linen) and all-star backing band are sure to bring down the house. The Ark at 8 p.m. $10. Il-V-I Orchestra Big band. 7 to 9:30 p.m. Heidelberg. Detroit Symphony Orchestra See Friday. 3 p.m. M O N D A Y Mundahs Bostonian trio plays Rick's with special guest Guster. Francis Whang and Barbara Rowan The two guest pianists perform at Recital Hall. 8 p.m. Free. T U E S D A Y Bluegrass Banjo Clinic Lee Kaufmann hosts a workshop at the Herb David Guitar Studio on "Adding Style to Bluegrass Banjo." 7- 8:30 p.m. $10 per person. Greta with Gren and Ulster's Schtum at Rick's. Notice: Grendel, Schmersh and Schmoo will not be appearing as scheduled. Flirtations A cappella at the Ark. $13.50 in advance at Schoolkids' Records or by phoning 763-8587. Come on by at 8 p.m. Ben Harper Blues/slide guitar semi-legend does the Blind Pig thing at 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $10.50 in advance at Schoolkids' Records or by phoning (810) 645-6666. Arts Chorale and Chamber Singers Hugh Floyd conducts the campus ensemble. 8 p.m. at Hill Auditorium. Free. Michigan Chamber Players They perform Beethoven and Messiaen at Rackham Auditorium. 8 p.m, Free. W E D N E S D A Y Fabulous Thunderbirds land at Rick's. From Good Homes to the Blind Pig at 9:30 p.m. Tickets available at Schoolkids' or call (810) 645-6666. Tafelmusik One of the world's leading Baroque chamber ensembles presents a program featuring works by Henry Purcell. 8 p.m. at Rackhar Auditorium. Tickets $26, $24, $18, and $14. hat are these nice, clean cut boys doing In a band called Goo Goo Dolls? It's >t natural, I tell you. It's just not natural. I i tj