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U. VIEWS / The Campus Dialogue
5 U. Mail, Opininn Plls and Tech T1oele
QUICKIES / Our Concession to Your Attention Span
6 Lively campns aiedotes in delicious csyti) 15alloss nuget.
U. NEWS / Coed Naked News Briefs
8 HotlFor T1achler?, Art Stsat iiiITle Buzz U.. Lose 15 Milnites andl 111hNio-muchlltemire.
U. LIFE / Oh, the Humanity:
15 Offbeat / Meet the Undead Coeds
Vam~pire ulture has gun ilstd, wi til studetts runinttgaoutnd petetding iir atll citlaiin
to be tuntecad. Why in' it ttheseipeoiple get lives'(Oll illaiisIiht.
15 Urge / Let's Talk About Sex (Not!)
itiod lews! Tere5siNaiway N till tie mledicl mial anitd repotditeitse risks ifsex
16 In-Play / Anything for the Team
T he'eteteiteaeherifaatices -shtiless itt heembnler, eisoee in paitt. Tey'reeictee.
They'er liteldeotd.eTh te tcld
16 Pulse / High Time for a Change?
PitsIcigtlitatiltt wittrils - te'elot slitonirttethle're ntlteaelesI tee re NORM[- Sa iigi.
17 Taste I What's All the Brew-ha-ha?
Homile lbreweig cn e dl~ leieous tile1 eleal- Naite geti, lesssitlittgs It alo iitaes te
pesles traeiitiisniif11havig tleatee the ihiouse iio get ibeer.
17 Etc. / Bizarre Homes & Gardens
IFrot coi-op commnstite o IEletsshlitties altenat ivtlehouinistgo teil eheaplantilastintteet
tngl Niotitire Ifilittgtile edtoris itripilicte, tieatese
FEATURES / Unrelenting Journalistic Inquiry
19 Wanna Bet?
Recenti suspensiotns t tile U ofMlandistleolieus atentton iN tie prbletttofiistdeinitathlete
gatmslitsg. It miake s yotutiwioniere--sellsate they rnitnitg oittiired and littg?
21 Riding the Tenure Track
I he ildl ittd rustyttedtiiii tiiieneesite a flwsshellteniges, remiaits tie enitral piw tru citetire
of tcidemiti it'ssoto ik tee herpes -- gettig it reuiires sitite efot, bttoitiee yiui've git i....
22 The Big 0
Olyis c-bounhdtiiteollege athtletes donitts just edeal withiiitetsiveiitraiting anu llttl1class eilttfle-
itin - itey havelC toiget Neth iiiseithom Iwoekitoe, titi.iMacsIyott fee Nilittlelayt dntlitti?
COVER 'STORY
25 Technically Speaking
Studeents are nsing cistsputets iii regisetlilt classes, turttin ishiomsework and participate its
discussion groupis. Hossylntg Ieire see just piug outirtstailithbes ittotininutttjack
28 Hollywood Can Hack It
itmtlliers5 Nite tingeitrlttile liecalismttti-piex inte riteoit 11ir tuialiicybe-hacke-type flcks
R+R / Rock 'n' Reel - The Opiate of the Masses
30 Phile Under Phenomenon
Ithi lks beihindTtel/XI-I N/NI Nitetie hitrdest seorking tale-sisitners itssusew ill. tst sit tne.
32 Can We Talk?
1-esiiau dotminaiix tentists? Interracial Siamiese twitsloe trysts? Siuenctts oi nlk soiwss.
34 Rock
PMi Daw's i5eternlibiliss ----is Rpid ires, Ptcket Banseland ittr U.Radio C.hrt
35 Reel
Virtual rtriler SrngizDegs -- pus Tit-Dye/ andeKevintSmsiths MalNu/eet.
36 U. Magazine Scholarship Winners
1t'welee lucky eggiheads get $i1,(0 eac. Yisei say already e a sitner!
37 Contests!
Whill excitinlg atnd fabuloiis prizes ott ourt woirrd-famoutsis cintests page
WRAP!/ Farewell, My Concubine
38 Future Schlock
UAtagzitie breakNtie rie bare ~irier Pius Double ITke and Strips I ase.
GUEST EXPERT!/ Elvra, Mistress of the Dark
1his issues spioioksesonilv irtiNMistiessiif tie 1D1NitkNgase et exetitneeadi
S opinltieion e utOctobecr stories atd toldts Nibout ettew CD),/ eienyeoilthe
/lt/it its/1r. Just goes tit show sIyiu that a little stake and garlic catnt keep a
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October
1995

Don't touch me there.
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You know, you've got a
certain glow...
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Ohio Slae U. senior Jeff Allen
serenades passers-by from
his porch. Better hope you're
not around when he
passes the hat.
PHT IN BilI CHII N I M. D~EUB111,
OH IO STANI-NU.