The Michigan Daily - Wk.4 e.. - Thursday, September 28, 1995 - 1iB p A weekly listing of who's where, what' happening, and why you need * to be there... r- --- M U S I C THURSDAY Terrence Wilson The acclaimed pianist performs with the Detroit Symphony at Orchestra Hall, 8 p.m. The program includes Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue," along with works by Tchaikovsky and Copland. Available-rush tickets can be purchased one hour before the concert. Call the box office at (313) 833-3700. J. Mascis the ever-so-dynamic frontman of Dinosaur Jr. will be playing a very energized solo acoustic set at the Blind Pig. Doors open at 9:30 p.m. and tickets are only $10 in advance at Schoolkids or through the evil Ticketmaster at 810-645-6666. Monte Warden & the Lonesharks will be playing an 8 p.m. show at the Ark. Tickets are $12.50 in advance at Schoolkids' or 763-8587. Mu will be groovin' the night away with the usual drunks at Rick's. Come get wasted and hear some great Ohio rock! CIV will be playing their punky asses off at St. Andrew's Hall in Detroit. All ages. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. If you can't wait one minute more, call 961- MELT for informacion. F R I D A Y Cecilia Bartoli The world-renowned mezzo-soprano will awe Hill Auditorium with a program of Rossini and other favorites. The 8 p.m. show is sold out. Margo Halsted gives a faculty carillon recital from Burton Memorial Tower at 7:15 p.m. The Lyric Chamber Ensemble opens its season with "Strictly Chamber Music" at the Grosse Pointe War Memorial, Grosse Pointe. 7:30 p.m., $18/$15 for seniors. (810) 357-1111. Terrence Wilson with the Detroit Symphony at 10:45 a.m. See Thursday. Seam will dazzle you with their biting Touch & Go trademarked sound at the Blind Pig. Spent will open the show, but not the doors, which open at 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $6 in advance at Schoolkids' or call Ticketbastard at 810-645-6666. Brian Lillie will be jammin' his contemporary acoustic originals down your throat along with a nice hot cappuccino with frothed milk on top at Cava Java at 9:30 p.m. Trance Mission will play their ethnic ambient techno tribal post industrial trance music with Gravitar at Alvin's in Detroit. For more information, call 832-2355. T.J. Kirk will be swinging away at 7th House in Pontiac tonight. Kirk's jazzy combination of Thelonious Monk (T), James Brown (J), and Rashaan Roland Kirk (Kirk) will have your foot tappin' and your body funkin'. Doors open at 9 p.m., and tickets are only $8. For mo' info, call 810-335-8100. Patti Larkin and her band will play her urban folk at the Ark. Tickets are $12 in advance at Schoolkids'. The shows are at 7:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. Acumen will be playing at Harpo's with Crawl and Mushroomhead. Go for the lit-up dance floor! Go for the watered-down beer! Go for the sluts!!! Bjorn Again bwill be at bindusrty in Pontiac. Showtime is 9 p.m., the show is 21 and over, and tickets are $7. Bjorn! Bjorn! SATURDAY Terrence Wilson and the Detroit Symphony, 8:30 p.m. See Thursday. Frank Allison & the Odd Sox will give you a great eclectic set of pop/ rock originals at the Blind Pig. Peat Moss will open. Bring fertilizer. Wally Pleasant will be very pleasant to you if you come to see him. Really. He will be playing at 7th House in Pontiac. Tickets are $7, and doors open at 8 p.m. Call 810-335-8100 for more info. Cesaria Evora will play at the Magic Stick for only $10 in advance. Doors open at 8 p.m. Medicine with Long Fin Killer and Astrobrite will play the Shelter in the bowels of St. Andrew's in Detroit. The show is all ages, tickets are $6, and doors open at 6 p.m. Misery Loves Co. will blow away all the intellects at Harpo's in Detroit with openers Shihad. Go for the lit up dance floor! Go for the watered-down beer! Go for the groupies!!! S U N D A Y Fugazi The D.C. hardcore legends will be playing a $6 show at the State Theater with Make Up and Branch Manager. Showtime is 7:30 p.m. Call Ticketbastard at 810-645-6666 for tickets. M O N D A Y moe. will be shakin' off those Monday blues at Rick's tonight with their funky rock all the way from Buffalo, New York. For more info, call 996-2748. Blur British egotists play St. Andrew's Hall in Detroit with the hobo humpin' slobo babes Whale. Two of Beavis and Butt-Head's favorites! All ages. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. Jenny Toomey thinks ner new bana uquorice is A-UP. T U E S D A Y David Bowie and Nine Inch Nails will rock the Palace of Auburn ils like it hasn't been rocked since last year's Jackyl show. Trent will try to be Dave, and Dave will try to be Trent. Then they'll dress up in women s clothes and work Woodward Ave. in Detroit. You won't wanna miss it! Liquorice Lead vocalist from Tsunami fronts this new 4AD band. Come rock with the frat crew at Rick's! Chris Smither will be playing a very dandy live set at The Ark tonight: Call 763-8587 for more info. The Beat Farmers will blow you up with their crazy beats at St. Andy's Hall in Detroit with the Blasters. The show is 18 and over, and doors open at 8 p.m. Charlatans U.K. will play the Shelter with Menswear. The show is all ages, and doors open at 7:30 p.m. Faculty/Guest Recital Music for violin, viola, cello, double bass and piano in the School of Music's Recital Hall played by some of the world's best musicians - and it's free. W E D N E D A Y} Techno-Rave Dance Party with D.J. John King & D.J. Phaedrus at Rick's. Come get wasted! Rave! And maybe even take home a party favor! __ ... _ _ _ ....r F I L M First-Run Films FILMS O PENING: The Big Green Kiddie flick with a vengeance. At Showcase: 12:00, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10,9:30, 11:45. Devil In a Blue Dress Man-of-the-Moment Denzel Washington once again plays an innocent man investigating a gruesome crime. At Briarwood: 1:50, 4:50, 7:40, 10:20; At Showcase: 12:20, 2:30, 5:10, 7:30, 9:45, 12:00. Halloween 6 Michael Myers haunts the only thing left - North Campus. At Briarwood: 1:20, 3:20, 5:20, 7:30, 9:30; At Showcase: 12:20, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:30, 11:45. Moonlight & Valentino Jon "Lay your hands on me!" Bon Jovi in his acting debut. The second farce in his life, following that "New Jersey" album. At Showcase: 1:00, 3:20, 5:35, 7:50, 10:10, 12:20. A Pure Formality The (pre-acquittal) O.J. Trial. At Ann Arbor 1 & 2: 12:45, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10, 9:20. Steal Big, Steal Little Steal our money, steal our lives. At Briarwood: 1:15, 4:15, 7:10, 10:00; At Showcase: 1:30, 4:25, 7:15, 10:00,12:30. FILMS HOLDING: Angus Just another movie about some fat kid whom we are supposed to laugh at. Ha Ha! You're obese! You have no friends! You have no legs ... and three chins! Ha Ha Ha! At Showcase: 1:00, 5:40. Babe A children's movie about a charming pig - and he's not that Arnold on "Green Acres" either. Personality goes a long way. At Showcase::12:00, 2:00. Braveheart Mel Gibson's period epic is being re-released to include more butt shots. At Showcase: 3:40, 7:05, 8:00 (week- nights), 10:30. The Brothers McMullen Now playing at the theater State. At State: 1:30, 4:30, 7:00. Clockers Harvey Keitel and John Turturro chase down the bad guys. At Showcase: 4:00, 7:05, 9:45, 12:25. Dangerous Minds Achtung! Dangerous movie! At Showcase: 12:50, 3:05, 5:25, 7:55, 10:10, 12:15. Desperado Film about a disgruntled Espresso Royale employee who is required by edict to take out his nose ring. At State: 1:30, 4:30, 7:00, 9:00. Hackers A bunch of guys stand in a circle for two hours kicking a bean-bag. What fun. At Briarwood: 9:50; at Showcase: 10:10, 12:20. Kids I have no legs! I have no legs! At State: 9:30, 11:30. Mortal Kombat (sic). Go see it if you can stand to put down your Sega for two hours. At Showcase: 12:00, 1:50. Pulp Fiction Now and forever ... Awww yeah, Boy! At State: 11:00. Seven Brad Pitt's I.Q. At Briarwood: 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:45; at Showcase: 1:00, 1:30, 4:00,4:30, 7:10, 7:35,9:55, 10:15, 12:30. Showgirls The plot: Elizabeth Berkley's breasts. The theme: How S U N D A Y Easter Parade (1948). Willard Scott gets to emcee another worth- less event. Get a life, big guy! Mich 5:00. Belle de Jour (1967). See Thursday. Mich 7:15 & 9:25 MONDAY Belle de Jour (1967). See Thursday. Mich 7:30. TUESDAY Tho Pirate (1995). The Ka-Bob Bonilla story (before the Mets made that terrible trade!). Mich 7:00. Belle de Jour (1967). See Thursday. Mich 9:15. W E D N E S D A Y Strange Days (1995). Sneak preview. Kathryn Bigelow's tale of the world on the verge of Apocalypse and the turn-of-the-century as it nears New Year's Eve 2000. Strange movie. Mich 7:00. Belle de Jour (1967). See Thursday. Mich 9:50. i Jon Bon Jovi begins his film career in a blaze of glory with "Moonlight & Valentino." Phone numbers: Ann Arbor 1& 2: 761-9700; Briarwood: 769-8780; Fox Village: 994-8080; Michigan: 668-8397; Showcase: 973-8380; State: 994-4024. All late night shows are Friday and Saturday only. Ann Arbor 1 & 2 matinees are weekends and Tuesdays. State matinees are Saturday and Sunday only. Campus Cinema T H U R S D A Y Belle de Jour (1967). Catherine Deneuve stars as a lonely house- wife-turned exotic prostitute in Luis Bunuel's classic tale Mich 7:00 & 9:00. Moonlight & Valentino (1995). Sneak preview of the new tearjerker starring Jon Bon Jovi who makes everyone cry with his stunning rendition of "Living on a Prayer." Lorch 8:00. Jimmie's Eyes (1995). A 60-minute documentary about eye surgery. Network 10:30. F R I D A Y Belle de Jour (1967). Go see it - it's 10 times better than that "Showgirls" crap! Mich 7:00 & 9:00. Chicken Hawk: Men Who Love Boys (1995). 1 swear, the King of Pop had nothing to do with it. Nat Sci 7:00, 8:30 & 10:00. Platoon (1986). The hit Vietnam flick made long before Charlie Sheen did that Heidi Fleiss thing. War really changes a man ... Lorch 7:00 & 9:15. The Day the Sun Turned Cold (1994). Asian film about a mysterious murder. Yeah, and maybe I'll go see it when Hell freezes over. T H E A T E R T H U R S D A Y Loose Threads Choreographer/dancer/video maker Terri Sarris performs her latest collage of dance and performance pieces, mixing film, video, dance and text. Local dance troupes and avant- folk musician Frank Pahl collaborate; also included are Whitley Setrakian, Laurie Zabele, Lisa Johnson and Jeremy Steward. 8 p.m. Performance Network (418 W. Washington), $12 ($9 stu/sen, pay- what-you-can Thursday), 663-0696. Escanaba in the Moonlight Jeff Daniels's latest comedy is set in the Upper Peninsula, where a family sets out to bag a buck. (That's hunting humor for all you city folk.) Daniels's other hits as playwright and producer include "The Tropical Pickle," "The Vast Difference" and "Thy Kingdom's Coming." 8 p.m., Purple Rose Theater (137 Park St., Chelsea), $20-$10, 475-7902. F R I D A Y Loose Threads See Thursday, 8 p.m. Escanaba In the Moonlight See Thursday, 8 p.m. fi dI I