18B - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, September 6, 1995 'Desperado' a flashy success for Rou ez By Michael Zilberman Daily Arts Writer "Desperado"'s very existence appears to be somewhat paradoxical. In an un- precedented case of a reversed franchise evolution, it's a big-name, big-budget sequel to a barely released original (the first installment, "El Mariachi", was re- portedly shot for seven thousand bucks). With all the enigmas and buzz heralding this movie's entrance, it's fairly easy to overlook or unblinkingly take for a face value the fact that its main character is a guy who comes into bars with a guitar case, produces a machine gun, offs every- body in sight and moves on. There is a diminutive premise and a couple ofsenti- mental subplots, but good old blood bal- let is what the authors are most interested in - and decidedly unapologetic about.. Somebody who blurted out "'Pulp Fiction' goes south of border!" got it all wrong. Instead of drowning the plot in self-referenciality and sarcasm, Rodriguez allows the action to under- mine itself. At times, he comes across as a Tex-Mex John Woo: he operates exclusively with archetypes in their raw- est form. If a character is a hero, he's a hero. If he is a villain, he dials the phone with his dagger. Everything is dragged to the nth degree, every othet-word and gesture threatens to break the delicate balance between genuine emotion and inspired preposterousness. "Desperado" looks and feels as an adaptation ofa nonexistent comic book. In fact, its underlying guitar-as-a- weapon theme is so disarmingly ado- lescent, it had already found its way into "graphic novels," albeit in a slightly different form ("The Crow"?). And as in a comic book, heroes don't need traits, quirks or personalities. Instead they have Game Boy motivations (a death that has to be avenged, a debt of honor) and lots of guns. The exclusive right to individuality is reserved after minor players - bartenders, friends, henchmen. Rodriguez goes for short all-encompassing introductions: the heroine's entrance, for example, is summed up by two cars crashing into each other somewhere behind her shoul- der. It's a giddy grace note - and also a complete dossier: She's beautiful, she Desperado Directed by Robert Rodriguez; with Antonio Banderas and Steve Buscemi At Showcase stops traffic, and that's all you have to know. The casting works perfectly well. Banderas understands what is ex- pected of him, and plays El Mariachi as the Magnificent Seven rolled into one, with young Clint Eastwood thrown in. Steve Buscemi, with his eyes of a griev- ing rabbit, makes for a perfect reluctant sidekick, and Cheech Marin is quite memorable as a scruffy (and casually murderous) bartender. Quentin Tarantino, in a nasty cameo, repeats his "Reservoir Dogs" stint: he shows up, tells something funny. and gets killed. The only difference is that "Reservoir Dogs" was his movie, and "Desperado" most definitely isn't. and he ends up a little out ofplace. (In an unrelttcd aside. I agree to suffer his "appearances" be- cause I think I'm starting to see the agenda behind them: he realizes the movie world is ripe for a Tarantino backlash, and allows critics to let off the steam before facing them with an actual new movie). Rodriguez, on the other hand, seems to have left nothing up his sleeve: "Des- perado"is a flashy business card ofa film. an exhaustive list of influences (Sam Pekinpah, Sergio Leone, John Woo), id- iosyncrasies (this movie has't met a this- beer-tastes-like-piss joke it didn't like), strong and weak points (editing and dia- logue, respectively). It's clear that we'll see much more of Robert Rodriguez - next up is a segment in highly anticipated "Four Rooms" -and he has yet to bring his writing up to par with his directing skills. But until then, go see "Desperado" - at the very least, when Rodriguez receives his Lifetime Achivement Oscar somewhere in 2030, we'll all be able to nod and mumble something about "liking his early stuff." Ok, it's not a photo from 'Desperado,' but Antonio Banderas is still dreamy. ..6 RECORDS Continued from page 178 Black Sabbath Forbidden IKS This is not your mother's Black Sab- bath with Ozzy, and unfortunately Mom knew best. This isn't even your older brother's Black Sabbath with Dio or Ian Gillan or Glenn Hughes. Nope, like Woodstock and free love, we get the watered-down, conservative and less fun version with lone original member Tony Iommi and his ragtag cast of vo- calist Tony Martin and British rock castoffs Cozy Powell and Neil Murray. This is Black Sabbath Vegas-style. Oh, it was supposed to be different. Ernie C. of Body Count was enlisted as producer to bring a "raw" edge to the mix, and Ice T does a 10 second rap on the opener "Illusion of Power" (which tries way too hard to sound like old, great Sabbath). But that's it for ingenu- ity. By the second track "Get A Grip" it's pure 80s "Headbanger's Ball" cock rock (not to mention an Aerosmith al- bum title). If we must find a saving grace among the generic guitar solos, out-of-place keyboards and Martin's impression of an evil John Parr, it's the ballads. "I Won't Cry For You" and "Can't Get Close Enough" work ... if this was Dokken and itwas 1985. Which isn't an insult, just a reminder that sounding like Dokken is not "modernizing" your sound. The really sad part (unlike the other merely laughable ones) comes with the only real attempt to enter this decade on "Rusty Angels." For a few minutes Iommi gets a good riff without self- flagellation and Martin peppers the tune with some nonchalant "Oh yeahs," or it might be him reading the "oh yeahs" from the included lyric sheet. And there's that new punk vibe of lyrics like "you've gotta be the closest thing to hate I've ever known." Sounds cool, right? Suddenly the song wanders into Michael Bolton overemoteland and strange phrases such as "gifts you bring are fire" appear. Gifts of fire? This isn't "Caveman." Rusty angel is right; this was once a beautiful machine that was made obso- lete long ago by newcomers like Soundgarden and White Zombie. Ifthis was a defense project we would have shipped it to a war-torn Third World nation by now. Please? - Kirk Miller Seam Are You Driving Me Crazy? Touch and Go The lineup of Chicago's mighty Seam changed for the sixth time in the band's brief history before recording this al- bum, their second long-player. But singer/songwriter/guitarist Sooyoung Park and his newly altered (again) band prove on these ten excellent tracks that the old adage rings true: the more things change, the more they stay the same. Nothing on this record significantly deviates from the successful, guitar- driven formula Park and his bandmates laid down on last year's debut "The Problem With Me." Seam plays the loud-soft game to devastatingemotional effect: drizzles ofdelicate picking swell into thunderstorms of electric guitar work. Park doesn't really sing his tales of failed relationships; he merely changed the volume of his anguished whisper, letting his songs' lovely melo- dies rest primarily in his ethereal lead guitar work, riding over lush layers of electric noise. Small departures from "Problem" only add to the new songs, with guest Julie Liu's violin and backing vocals adding to the sadness of "Rainy Sea- son" and an acoustic rhythm guitar breaking the album's electric fuzz on "Broken Bones." Standouts include the record opener "Berlitz," the quiet, af- fecting "Tuff Luck" and the noisier "Hey Latasha" and "Haole Redux." And while "Are You Driving Me Crazy?" doesn't contain a song as im- mediately memorable as "Bunch" or "Something's Burning" from "Prob- lem," after a few listenings its overall loveliness conquers any resistance. Change seems to agree with Sooyoung Park, and if records like this one are a result, keep those revolving doors churning. -.Jennifer Buckley Kenny Garret Triology Warner Bros. Records At 34 years ofage, your average, aspir- ingjazz saxophonist would still be looked upon as a musical infant - especially when compared with artists like Miles Davis, Woody Shaw and Freddie Hubbard. But, as anyone familiar with his music will tell you, Kenny Garrett, a Detroit, MI native, is far from "average." In terms of experience and saxophone ability, this relatively young man's musi- cal career has ripened in leaps and bounds more attune with dog years. "Triology" offers both the sounds of a musical era that has only bettered with age and the power of Garrett's youthful vigor. Reproductions ofJohn Coltrane's "Giant Steps" and Wynton Marsalis' "Delfeayo's Dilemma" will take you back to the days of be-bop and swing when the parties were constantly in motion because of the music's "rat-a- tat" vibe. Some cool down is offered by the snazzily-played "Night and Day" and "Wayne's Thang," a Garnett origi- nal whose bass-line will creep up on you like a stealth tiger while the alto sax flutters to and fro like its prey. With "Triology's" slowest songs, like "Your Own Sweet Way," Garnett will lead you on a musical walk on the edge of a calm beach where the only sounds are those of the waves and gulls. Or, better yet, in "A Time for Love" Garnett will quickly put you in the mood for some sweet, old school lovin: with his intoxicating control of the instrument he holds in his hands with both strength and sureness. This cut is better left for those after-hour "get togethers." Established upon a firm foundation of writing brilliance and performance excellence, Kenny Garrett has garnered for himself an endowed chair among the most notable jazz musicians of all time. Garnett is surely one of the most gifted jazz artists of modern times. - Eugene Bowen m Ix. m r