AI I _ _ 10A - Michigan Daily - Monday, September 11, 1995 National Lampoon trips]up again Occasional charm is not enough to save this vicious teen comedy By Ted Watts Daily Arts Writer 80s teen films based on physical humor and "stickin' it to the man" were always based on clearly de- fined good youth and evil author- ity. The principal in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" was a spiteful hunter seeker who got his due. The principal in "Rock and Roll High School Forever" was a sadis- tic automaton who got her due, et cetera. Not so in "National Lampoon's Senior Trip." In a way, it's almost refreshing to see a movie where you can really loathe the annoying high school kids. A gang of Ohioan high school troublemakers ends up having a beautiful honor student write a let- ter to the president of the United States about the state of education. The letter is written because the troublemakers broke into the principal's house and trashed it. Not a particularly harsh punishment. But that's not all. The letter impresses the presi- dent and Principal Moss (Matt "Max Headroom" Frewer) is forced to accompany the group of evil stu- dents to Washington D.C. And, naturally enough, the bus ride pro- vides opportunities a plenty for Moss's humiliation. The problem is that this authority figure isn't a bad guy. He metes out fairly light punishments, and aside from being slightly anal retentive, he's pretty cool. Hell, he even gets laid in the movie. The kids, on the other hand, are virtual hellions. Full of pointless violence directed at anything around, the denizens of Fairmont High School are monsters. When a Mormon singing group performs a hilarious lip-synched version of "Put a Little Love in Your Heart," the youths can't see the humor obvious to the audience. REvELW National Lampoon's Senior Trip Directed by Kelly Makn; with Matt Frewer andKevin McDonal At Showcase They proceed to rip off the singers' clothes and start moshing to some rap music instead. Ultimately, the little group finds a bigger enemy in an evil senator, and Moss and the kiddies bond against the common foe. The most disgusting moment in the film is when Frewer delivers the line: "You want me, after all the rotten things I've done to you?" Considering the fact that he put them in detention while they drugged him, destroyed his house and his car, used him for a Happy Barbie Fashion Makeup Head and watched him have sex, it might be more apropos for him to say: "To Hell with you, to Hell with all of you." Still, the movie contains a couple fine performances although none of them come from any of the young actors. Matt Frewer's body is well showcased in the film, his bun- gling being both sympathetic and well-performed. Kevin McDonald ("The Kids in the Hall") also delivers a fine un- derdog performance as the psy- chotic crossing guard Travis. Enraged at one of the idiot kids, he tracks the misfits to Washing- ton as a Star Trek character, ac- companied by a blowup sex doll he's dressed as Lt. Uhura. Travis is subjected to various forms of punishment, but all are due to his own actions instead of those of the rotten high schoolers. The rest of the film, however, he seems to enter only as an after- thought. But hey, it works. And finally there's Tommy of "Cheech and Chong" fame, who plays the stoner bus driver, Red. He's a screw-up and plays the same drugged out character he's always been. In this movie, though, it kills him. It's nice to get a view that drugs can be harmful considering all the other substance abuse that goes on in the film. The film also looks pretty good. The preponderance of slightly high angle shots filled with empty back- grounds is somehow reminiscent of "Parker Lewis Can't Lose," in a good way. Too bad there isn't more good stuff to fill the frames. "Senior Trip" is a newer, more vicious breed of teen comedy. The story really doesn't work that well, although it isn't without occasional charm. RECORDS Continued from page 9 Various Artists Dangerous Minds Soundtrack MCA Records By now, everybody and their mother has heard "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio (with L.V.). And most of us have given it the big thumbs-up sign. Using a sample from Stevie Wonder's "Pastime Paradise," Coolio has out- done himself, and he's shown that even violins have their place in rap music. Doing the same thing for the wooden flute, "Problems" (Rappin' 4-Tay) is another song offthe soundtrack equally deserving ofpraise. One could easily be taken away by these two songs' unique musical sounds; only don't get so en- thralled by their beats that you miss their messages. On the soundtrack's R&B side, Im- mature does a nice job with "Feel the Funk," a song in the tradition of the group's most recently-released LP "Playtyme's Over." The best work in this respect, however, must go to DeVante for "Gin & Juice." DeVante is one of a very few singers who can get away with performing basically gangsta rap in an R&B fashion; he's treading a fine line without a hint of falling. Spe- cial mention must also go to the female tag team 24-K whose party-rap cut "Don't Go There" will garner props from womankind everywhere. Well, that's most of the good stuff. But there's bad, starting with Aaron Hall's "Curiosity." I never thought I'd be able to say something bad about an Aaron Hall song, but this one is just so stupid. Is Hall so desperate to be heard on the radio again that he'd perform anything thrown at him? And why, af- ter performing the brilliant rap "Prob- lems," did Rappin' 4-Tay go and make that "A Message for Your Mind" crap? The Jackson 5 "1 Want You Back" sample doesn't begin to detract from the crippled rapping and the phucked lyrics. While Big Mike did an okay job with "Havin' Thangs," it didn't have the usual "umph" most of his good cuts do. And, though Wendy & Lisa's "This Is the Life," a very nice, relaxing cut, is worthy of a listen, its very "white" sound sticks out like a sore thumb on this soundtrack. The "Dangerous Minds" soundtrack is about as much ofa 50/50 split as a CD could ever get. It's got its great stuff; it's got its wack stuff. It should have been better, but it wasn't. So, I wish you luck in deciding for yourselfwhether or not it's worth buying. If not, I'm sure you'll at least purchase the Coolio single. - Eugene Bowen Walter Beasley Private Time Mercury Records You know how some things are so fresh, accurate descriptions of them become virtually impossible? If you don't, Walter Beasley's "Private Time" will quickly help you to understand. I've reviewed many outstanding con- temporary jazz releases. The line of demarcation between most of them and "Private Time" is that, whereas I've had relatively little trouble describing the other releases, when I attempt to write good things about Beasley's work, the words I write gain a life of their own, jumping off the paper even more knowledgeable than myself of their unworthiness and inability to do "Pri- vate Time" justice. There are saxophonists, then there are saxophonists. Then, there are saxo- phonists. Here's where Beasley stands, and at a time when many traditionalists want to vilify contemporary jazz as watered-down, unoriginal bull, his 11- cut creation couldn't be more welcome. 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Listen to his sax mastery in "Freaknic" and "On the Blackside." Then you'll know you're not listening to any 'ol novice; you're listening to a jazz demigod. Sporting an equally gifted talent for spotting those with vocal talents to match his instrumental one, Beasley invites outstanding singer Liz Withers ("Calling to Me" and "I Will be the One") to perform with him. Oh, didn't I tell you Beasley has some mad vocs himself? My fault. Singing lead in three songs, Beasley proves he doesn't need a sax to en- thrall. "Private Time" is a most beautiful joining of jazz with other musical in- fluences. It's fresher than baby pow- der, more soothing than a massage and more satisfying than the one-night stand you'll probably be getting busy with while listening to this CD. Hon- est. - Eugene Bowen D.i. Smurf and P.M.H.I. Vesastyles WRAP Records Don't let the "smurfy" cartoon name fool you; D.J. Smurf is no 'rated G' rapper. The "R.C. Intro" will assure you ofthis. Smurfstill speaks the same pro-marijuana,pro-casual sex talk flu- ent in the rap scene. Regardless of whether or not you agree with his message, one fact remains: D.J. Smurf gots skillz. This versatile, Atlanta- based rapper has produced an aptly- titled album which features both East coast and West coast flow. "Versastyles" features a 'grade A' listing of samples. From the harder- core, though not quite hardcore, "Scrapin' 4 a Dime" to the party-raps "Ooh Lawd" and "2 Tha Walls," a cache of hype samples I'm sure you've heard before can be found. The oigi- nal beats found on the 17 cuts of "Versastyles" are equally fresh. Smurf places much emphasis on bass, and most of his songs feature a more-than- healthy dosage of speaker-bumpin' bass line. Of course, fresh beats can propel a rap album only so far. On the rap end, Smurfoffers vocal excellence and lyri- cal ingenuousness. He feels equally at home rapping East coast or West coast. Many of his rhymes are reminiscent of more well-known guys like the Noto- rious B.I.G. - not in style, necessar- ily, but moreso in sheer content and innovativeness. No, Smurf isn't hard, and the attempts he makes to seem so in "Versastyles" are more comical than anything. Nevertheless, he can hang with other rappers, most of whom are just as soft, only they've been able to package their trumped-up"hardness" better. His more natural talent seems to lie in the 69Boyz-like, frilly-rap scene. Here, his high-pitched voice, which sounds faintly of the late Eazy- E, seems more at home. This debut release establishes Smurf as one of the most amazing new rap- pers to hit the scene in the nine-five. Though a name change would be highly recommended (Just imagine how em- barrassing it would feel trying to be hype about a rapper named after little blue people with tails.), D.J. Smurfhas otherwise produced an above-par CD - something not too common for de- but rap releases. --Eugene Bowen Christopher Williams Not a Perfect Man Giant Records ChristopherWilliams' musical career has not been the most envious one. He's had his share ofproblems, controversies and scandals. This imperfect man is now trying to salvage, strengthen and in- crease in size the base of support he gained in 1991 with his single "Dreamin"' off the "New Jack City" soundtrack. "Not a Perfect Man" is Wil- liams' third, and probably best, release. Though invaded by a fair number of shitty singles, This 10-cut LP contains enough outstanding songs to buoy itself above the lake of anonymity. Such songs start the CD off. "If You Say," with it's choir-like background singers, is a must-listen-to song, as is "Learning to Love Again." It is easy to tell that Brian McKnight produced this track; it sounds like a "One Last Cry" remake. In this case that's a great thing. 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