Monday, June 15, 2009 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom 7 1 9 9 o Blockbuster remake falls short Solid acting from John Travolta and Denzel Washington can't save this dead-on-the-water film By HANS YADAV Daily Arts Writer "The Taking of Pelham 123," the remake of director Joseph Sargent's 1974 classic, recycles all the ingenuity of the original and offers nothing new to modern audiences. The newly released "Pelham" is a trainwreck of inconsistency and inadequacy. Walter Garber (Denzel Washington, "American Gangster") is a New York sub- The Taking way dispatcher who notices that one of the of Pelham trains, Pelham 123, has mysteriously stopped 123 en route. As it turns out, a man known only as Ryder (John Travolta, "Wild Hogs") has At Quality16 hijacked the train and is demanding ransom and Showcase money in exchange for his hostages' safety. Columbia The plot of this version of "Pelham" stays fairly true to its 1974 counterpart with, of course, a 2009 touch-up. Streaming video over the internet, GPS and other modern gadgets and technologies allow a more contemporary audience to better appreciate and connect with the remake. But the movie does so many other things wrong that mak- ing an overall connection is impossible. Thebiggest gripe about "Pelham" is how misguided it feels. The tempo of the movie flip-flops between high-paced action scenes and moments of very slow dialogue. One scene hasblaring police cars rac- ing through the streets of New York while the next has a philosophical dis- cussion between Ryder and Garber. Whether or notthe suspense is meant to be building during these slow points remains a mystery because, simply put, the film's production is poorly executed. The most annoying examples of production gone wrong are the high- octane sessions that are purposely shot in blurry slow motion. With this technique, any chance of adrenaline "OK, which one of you said is immediately killed. Ultimately, the audience is stuck in a semi-energized state throughout the whole film. The action in "Pelham" is OK, but certainly nothing awe- inspiring. There are the typical exploding cars and shootouts, but not much else. Another problem with "Pelham" is that it suffers from a bad case of mediocrity. It does enough to get by, and that's pretty much it. With no crazy special effects, plot twists or surprises, "Pelham" really only appeals to those already familiar with the older version of the movie. One of the few good things about the film is its acting. Tra- volta and Washington are both convincing enough so as not to 'Wild Hogs' sucked?" create another problematic distraction. Travolta may actually beat out Washington in terms of what he brings to his respec- tive character. Washington is always solid, but Travolta adds a sense of realness to Ryder. Ryder displays logical inconsisten- cies, frequent profanity and deceptive moral alignment, traits that are so familiar with reality. Ryder is notthe typical master- mind, and that's more than fine. Remakes of classic movies rarely ever succeed in bringing any- thing new to the table, and "Pelham" is no exception. With sub-par action, incongruous tempo and zero ingenuity, the film is doomed to be one long, bumpy ride.