Pge 12- The Michigan Daily-Wednesday, April 24, 1991 Feelies make white-bread heat by Peter Shapiro IP the Feelies' semi-rural sound- scpe, the urban decadence of Lou R eed and the Velvet Underground resonates with the ringing inspira- tion of voyeurism to which dis- placed suburban outcasts are bound to be drawn. This is not to say that the Feelies are cultural tourists, but when "Sister Ray" first hits the ear drums of folks who have never smoked a joint, much less gotten a blow job before, the only possible reaction has to be, "I wish I was at that party." "Sister Ray" marks the begin- nijng of music for the Feclies, as it does for a lot of other hopeless geeks teetering on the edge of cas- cading down to the underworld that Reed describes. It's more than guitar distortion taken to its excruciating limits of excess and "noise," more than the lyrical charm of Reed's "sucking on my ding-dong" im- agery, more than notions of collec- tive improvisation that Mingus and Coleman brought to the world of rock 'n' roll - there's something about those opening chords and Mo Tucker's devastatingly constant drum pulse. "Sister Ray" mainlines the uiversality suggested by the I-IV- V of "Gloria" and "Louie, Louie," ingests the wretched bombast of psychedelia like "Inna Gadda Da Vida," and absorbs the Eastern nysticism of John Coltrane to cre- ate a chaotic, bubbling kernel of primal noise that reduces music to its molecular structure in order to produce the purest crescendo of beauty born from discord. Although nowhere near as grandiose, the Feelies' music works along similar lines. At their best, which is live or on songs like .Slipping (Into Something)" from The Good Earth or the title track Moore's thoughts are hardly mortal Mortal Thoughts dir. Alan Rudolph by Gregg Flaxman The use of slow-motion in Mortal Thoughts is so excessive that the film might have been mercifully cut to an hour. That would have meant one less hour in the company of post-Ghost Demi Moore and the goateed Bruce Willis, one less hour of the shamelessly over-dubbed heartbeat and synthesized whale sounds meant to manufacture goosebumps. Simply: Cynthia (Demi) is white trash in what I can only guess to be New Jersey. If you've never been to Trenton or never met that cousin from Newark, Mortal Thoughts may be your last chance to experience the cultural Third World. In any case, Cynthia offers information to the police about the murder of her best friend's husband, James (bearded, bedeviled Bruce). The film wavers between the present police interrogation (captured by the cops on film) and Cynthia's flashbacks. There's even a flashback within a flashback. Deconstructive? Self- reflexive narrative? Rat's ass. As for the shrouded secret at the film's core - I will reveal it. As a courtesy to Demi's faithful and all those hipsters who still listen to that "Bruno" album that Bruce put out in that brief half-hour when somebody considered him hip, read no further. Cynthia gives the cops the dope on how her best friend, hair-dresser extraordinaire and co- worker Joyce (Glenn Headly) killed her lecherous, pill-popping husband, James. But wait: the two women covered up the crime. Then, Joyce became suspicious; Cynthia's husband became nervous; Joyce killed him too. But wait: it turns out that Joyce didn't even kill James in the first place. It was really Demi. But wait: I wanted to kill them all. Moore flitters in and out of her lower-class accent more often than Bruce's facial hair changes. Alan Rudolph's direction is several degrees below film school schlock: he trots out every camera angle, all of them unnecessarily. I won't even go into the flashes of religious imagery, such as cutting to a chintzy painting of the Last Supper in a funeral parlor where Joyce and Cynthia argue (read: someone is a Judas). A Browse through the Showcase Cinema Art Gallery (all the prints are for sale) deserves your time more than Mortal Thoughts deserves your money. MORTAL THOUGHTS is playing at Showcase Cinema. 0 The Feelies hang in a way hip, semi-rural diner. Bandmember Stanley Demeski, at center, looks kind of like the Pixies' Black Francis, don't you think? from Time For a Witness, the Feelies transform the pop airhead- edness of the Beach Boys/early Beatles three-minute ditty into a twitching, apprehensive anxiety that gets released only when it as- cends to the pinnacle of dread and threat suggested by the turbid tempo of the infusion of punk sensi- bilities. The Feelies' pop is by no means comprised of fey expressions of puppy love, but rather is informed by the haunting glamour of insecu- rity and doubt that was frequently obscured by the gorgeous music of "Pale Blue Eyes" and "Candy Says." Only the Feelies don't dis- guise their sentiments like the Velvets or in the fashion that ihe Stones did on "Let it Bleed." Their music doesn't serve as a hook; usu- ally it's about as pleasant as stage fright. Most Feelics' songs take the path from jangly pop to queasy delirium. Of course, the end result is implosion and collapse. The signs of this are usually readily apparent - Glenn Mercer or Bill Million will break a string, Dave Weckerman or Stanley Demeski will fall off beat, Brenda Sauter's bass underpinnings will lag behind. This is why their live gigs are so important. The Feelies' music is def- initely not about polish and accom- plishment; despite their jangly gui- tar riffs, they are not R.E.M. Their albums have gotten progressively smoother and more "mature," with their latest glistening having an al- most AOR sheen. But live, their perpetually nervous rhythms get more discomforting and the manic intensity of the guitar crescendos attain a frenetic, hardcore fervor. On stage is also where their brilliant covers achieve their greatest effect. Only in a club can their hyper-ki- netic versions of Neil Young's "Sedan Delivery," Jonathan Richman's "Road Runner" and the Monkees' "I'm a Believer" escape the ghetto of being simply a "clever" cover. THE FEELIES play at the Pig on Monday, May 6 with the CHICKASAW MUDD PUPPIES opening. Tickets are $9 in advance at TicketMaster (p.e.s.c.) Doors open 9:30 p.m. Crime and the City Solution Paradise Discotheque Mute/Elektra Through his casting of live per- fomances by the Mick Harvey Connection - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds and Crime and the City Solution - in his 1988 film classic Wings of Desire, director Wim Wenders brought an added degree of devious irony to his seemingly fairy-tale sentiment: an angel de- scends to earth and meets Woman, but to the dirge-rock strains of I Europe's most lugubrious bands- noir. It made sense: not just because both groups were based in Berlin, but because their lyricists - Cave and Crime's Simon Bonney - have always drawn redemption from the jaws of apparent gloom. Crime and the City Solution's 1989 record, The Bride Ship, used Columbus' voyage as an epic metaphor for the course of capitalism as a ship of fools, but its keynote, "The Shadow of No Man," was an optimistic, so- cialist anthem. CCS's third album, Paradise See RECORDS, Page 13 BOOKS Continued from page 11 subjected to vilification for remarks offending the sensibilities of racial minorities, women, or lesbians and gay men. Because of these policies, universities are failing in achieving the goal of liberal education: broadening minds and developing individuals as free thinkers. Moreover, all sense of community is abandoned. D'Souza finds much of this thinking at Michigan. He particularly concentrates on the University's anti-discrimination policy, which sanctions students for unacceptable speech directed against minorities, women, or lesbians and gay men. This effort, D'Souza argues, has "created an artificiality of discourse among peers, and thus has become an obstacle to that true openness that seems to be the only sure footing for equality. For when sentiments are outlawed, they tend to go beneath the surface, where they fester and emerge in the form of rebellious humor and other sometimes ugly gestures which can lead to 'racial incidents."' The consequences of the University's policy, D'Souza writes, "is to promote rebellion in the name of harmony, to exacerbate bigotry while claiming to fight it, and ultimately to undermine the norms of fairness and exchange which are central both to the university and minority hopes for racial understanding and social justice." Most of D'Souza's arguments carry a lot of weight, but this one about Michigan misses the mark, Racial incidents here were not the result of the discriminatory harassment policy. Rather, the opposite is true: the policy was the result of racial incidents. 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