Best Spot for Lunchf Amer's Best Restaurant for the Drunk Best Greasy Spoon Best Late Nite Munchies Brown Jug Cheap beer, fantastic nachos, and the high probability of running into someone you know make the Slug the perfect late night hangout. Its nacho cheese has a congealing speed which has been timed at under seven seconds. Inebriation greatly enhances its digestibility. Best Deli Zingerman's Ann Arbor delis are a strange lot: no bald 60-year-old named "Mort" will serve you. Instead, you get a¢ philosophy student in a black turtleneck. Furthermore, delis in Ann Arbor sell more espresso than Black Cherry soda. In spite of it, Zingerman's makes some great corned beef and turkey sandwiches. Best Delivery Domino's What exactly constitutes best delivery, anyway? Real dairy cheese? Thirty minutes or less? This one looks like a clear case of word association. Best Italian Restaurant Gratzi Nouvelle cuisine meets Italian. But the best part is the pistachio nuts at the bar while you wait hours for a table. Best Iorean Food Steve's Lunch Ann Arbor has three things going for it ridiculous noontime rallies on the Diag, an amazing basketball recruiting class, and three campus restaurants specializing in Korean food. With its long counter, Steve's Lunch rates tops. 3est Mexican Food Taco Bell "I'll have six soft tacos, three bean burritos, and a Meximelt with a small Pepsi, Duane." Duane the Night Manager is always a friendly sight after having left the bar of your choice. Best Middle Eastern Food Jerusalem Garden Though farther from campus than the other Middle Eastern restaurants, Jerusalem Garden left them behind in a puff of cumin dust. Best Burger Blimpy's "No shit. What do you want on the burger?" Can't beat Blimpy's. Want cheery help? Go to the Gandy Dancer. Want a burger? You've come to the right place. Best French Fries McDonald's Best Onion Rings Burger King OK, so they have better 0-rings than NASA... but just when did Burger King become BK? Are they just trying to "break the rules?" Word has it that the BK Lounge also took the blue ribbon in the "rtost diverse clientele"ctegory.} Best Pizza Cottage Inn Yes, the sesame crust is good, but we think the Inn won because it is the only pizza place in town that serves Andes after-dinner mints. Best Hot Dogs Chicago Dog House Everyone still calls it "Red Hots," but the readers say the Dog House serves up the best dogs this side of Chicago. Hint: the chili and cheese fries make a great - and highly caloric - meal in themselves. Best Fried Chicken Kentucky Fried Chicken Almost a winner by default - hardly anyone serves fried chicken in this town besides the Colonel. Sroudest Moment McDonald's High School All-Star Basketball Game After suffering through a rebuilding year at Crisler arena, Michigan basketball fans took an encouraging look at the future. Four members of coach Steve Fisher's recruiting class put on a show for the ages. Chris Webber, a 6-foot-10 forward from Birmingham Country Day, scored 28 points, including a dunk with six seconds left to give his West squad a 108-106 victory. Future Wolverine teammates Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard, and Jimmy King also excelled for the West. King provided some fireworks by winning the event's dunk contest. Best Event Not Sanctioned by the Athletic Department The Michigan-Michigan State hockey brawl at Joe Louis Arena This was a childish and eribarrassing display A both schools should be ashamed of themselves. Now that we have that out of the way, wasn't this awesome? In an otherwise sorry 6-2 Wolverine loss, this donnybrook, occurring between the first and second periods, showcased more minutes of fighting action than the Evander Holyfield- Buster Douglas heavyweight title match. The fight started when Spartan goaltender Jason Muzzati felt compelled to compensate for not playing in the game by attacking Michigan starting goalie Steve Shields. When Shields retaliated, bedlam ensued. Don King is reportedly seeking the promotion rights to the teams' next meeting. Most Tragic Moment Tripp Welborne's injury against Minnesota Welborne served both as Michigan football's nicest person and highest NFL Draft prospect. He was the guy who, with those inhuman zig-zags, caused thousands of fans to thin llectively, "I hope he doesn't get a knee injury." Well, he did it - and in a manner no less grand than Welborne's usual standards. The senior safety dashed up the right sideline, well into Gopher territory, before being tackled out of bounds. Welborne transformed a would- be fair catch into a long punt return. But on the play, his right knee suffered the two most serious ligament tears possible, to both his anterior cruciate and medial collateral ligaments. Fans were relieved to hear of Welborne's $1 million insurance policy with Lloyd's of London, which he collects if unable to play professional football. But in a move that deserves further commendation, Welborne stated he would pursue an NFL career anyway. Best pril Fools Prank "Bo to coach football at Ohio State" P.T. Barnum was right. The Fans' Picks Best Team Most Overrated Team Football C'mon voters, make up your minds. Best Athlete Mike Barrowman Now you're getting somewhere. See above for details. 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