Most Overrated Most Overrated Professor Drew Westen Westen is clearly a born winner. He's won just about every conceivable category, but it finally caught up with him when he won this negative. After all the build-up students hear before taking his courses, Westen must find himself a tough act to follow. Most Overrated Course Psychology 172 For almost 10 years Westen has taught this course, which will probably sink back into obscurity next year after he leaves. Most Overrated Narcotic Marijuana It's a dumb category, and we got dumb answers. Sorry to bother you. cheesy:- " 'That (article of clothing) looks good on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor." - "I'd look good on you." " "Say yes. Everyone else says no." (A rip-off from Lethal Weapon H.) * "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" (A rip-off from Monty Python.) . "I am the stallion; you are the mare." . "My place for bong hits?" " "I love your chin." Worst Pick-Up Line "Is that your real eye color, or do you wear contacts?" Though there doesn't seem to be much distinction between entries for this and the above category, most students found many old standbys, such as "They're playing our song," to be ineffective. Were there a Most Unusual category, it would be one reader's suggestion, "Cup of decaf?" " Daily boneheads and blo I Best Dating Stuff Best Pick-Up Spot Rick's Provided you get past the{ minimum wage-earning thugs with your fake ID, Rick's promises a good atmosphere with hip bands, a decent bar, and loads o' sweaty people in the limited dance space. Worst Pick-Up Spot Best Dancing Spot Nectarine Ballroom We think it rather homophobic that students voted the most progressive club for gays also the worst pick-up joint. But maybe we're underestimating you; perhaps it's the neon flashing lights and Top 40 DJs you can't deal with. In any case, the Nec ousted the U-Club, the Blind Pig, and others as the best place to jam. Off-the-wall nominee for Worst Pick-Up Spot: Planned Parenthood. Enough said. Best Pick-Up Line "Is your father a thief?..." This continues, "...because he must have stolen all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes." Pulleeease. Other entries further confirmed our notion that Michigan students are sometimes artful, but more often KEN SMOLLERN~eekend Trojan condoms - Ann Arbor's favorite brand. Lifestyles, however, can acquired for free from the University's Health Service. ~Li 649k0k a Utai Rgstaurant jin I I r-j 01--- 1O AsOT ecords 3361/2 S.State CAnn Arbor761 8686 Records & Tapes Bought - Sold e Traded Best Rejection Line "We can still be friends" This ugly favorite won by a landslide. Ugh. If you're looking for other lines for the next slimeball be who sidles up to you at the bar, try these dark horse candidates: " "I don't date men whose penises. hang right." " "Fuck off!" " 'That looks like a penis, only smaller." " "Sorry, I'm a lesbian/Sorry, I'm gay., DAVID SCHEFFLER cut paper portraits by Christine Kloostra What time did you say it was? Daily sports writer Ken "Father Time" Sugiura simply lost track of time when covering the NCAA men's swimming finals in Texas. After Sports Editor Matt Rennie had been waiting anxiously for hours to receive the long-overdue story, Sugiura, who had forgotten about the time difference, called in his story at 12:50 - a full hour after the Daily's deadline. Family recycling laws LSA Associate Dean Jack Meiland and his family were undoubtedly surprised to discover that Meiland had not only passed a mandatory recycling ordinance last fall, but also that it was in a city named after them. The Meilands, who do support recycling, were relieved to find out that the ordinance had actually been passed in the town of Milan - not, as we reported, in Meiland - and that they didn't have to save those empty soup cans if they didn't want to. What a promotion! Even more surprised than the Meiland family was Eunice Royster Harper, who, upon reading the Daily, discovered that she had captured Interim Vice President for Student Services Mary Ann Swain's position. Or maybe it was Swain, not. knowing that she had been fired, who was more surprised. Seems the word "associates" in thedpress release missed the attention of the reporter. Ever heard of spelcheck? Vowing that propaganda would never appear in the Daily, then- Opinion Editor David Schwartz "accidently" spelled the word f "progaganda" in the headline of an editorial. Genital quarrels{ "...I encourage all of you to go to the next pubic bickering session between a student protester and University officials." Apparently David Schwartz, a Daily columnist, was assuming that all parties involved would be naked. Enough said. Could we have a recount? In th, midst of the Persian Gulft War, the Daily reported that thet Michigan Student Assembly, at the time a bastion of liberalism, surprisingly defeated a resolutiont that opposed the War. The assembly had actually passed the resolution. EnAct, Recycle U-M, Conservative Coalition?' Campus government conservatives took on a new environmental stance when the Daily, in a mild case of dyslexia, dubbed the ever-present MSA party the Conservation Coalition. John Doe today, Bob Smith tomorrow "Many students (on MTS) have up to ten pseudonyms, most of which are usually not their real 1 names." So let's get this straight. Some pseudonyms defy their definition and are actually people's real names. But usually, the pseudonym isn't a person's real name, but sometimes changes into the person's real name. Confused? So are we. Stay on your own turf The sports staff just doesn't seem to have much talent when it comes to abandoning their usual domain and creating the annual Kickoff and Tipoff editions of Weekend. This fall's Basketball Tipoff suffered twice. While planning a lovely centerspread of the Big Ten basketball teams, those crazy sports staffers screwed up when calculating just what pages that centerspread would be on, and the story ended up on two completely different pages. They narrowly missed another disaster when they forgot to send four of the pages of this issue to be printed. Tragedy was averted when a dedicated editor-in-chief and news staffer took these pages to the printing press in Ypsilanti in the middle of the night. Wh not former head of the nIA? For those ignorant students out there, the Daily Opinion Editor found it necessary to print, below a letter from President George Bush, "Bush is the President of the United States." Duh. 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