0 0 The nihilist spirit rides again: "No guns, no cops, no code, no god, no state, no future." We liked the anti-Playboy demonstrators' chant best ("It's not funny. We're not bunnies"), but we don't seem to count for much around here. So anti-deputization it is. Everyone seems to either love or hate this one, since it managed to win the prize for both best and worst slogan. Hey, hey, ho ho, contradictory results have got to go. Best Speaker/Lecturer in Past Year Best-dressed Professor Drew Westen Yeah, Drew Westen snatched up these, too. Kind of makes you want to upchuck, doesn't it? Worst Speaker/Lecturer in Past Year Coleman Young As one voter put it, this category should actually be Worst Non- Speaker/Lecturer: "in December 'the honorable' Mayor Coleman Young of Detroit was a no-show. Maybe he had to stay back at Manoogian Mansion to count krugerands, but his lack of appearance was a real lack of class." Best-dressed Campus Figure, orst-dressed Campus Figure Shakey Jake It kind of depends on whether cr not you like mismatched clothing, doesn't it? We guess students just wanted him to win something. Worst Roommate "Mine" "Mine" received three votes, followed by Corey Dolgon and Jennifer Van Valey, who each chalked up two. Then there was a 17-way tie for third. The losers were: Sharon Bajwa, John "Boudie" Bouchrean, Judy B., Jon Buckheit, Charles Cochrane, Mike Copperman, James Duderstadt, Mike Florin, Freddy Kruger, Todd Ochoa, Gil Padula, Tony Phillips, Ron Rosenthal, Jim Samra, Val Swanson, Megan Wilkins, Julie Worst; also, "any religious guy" and one who "tries to pick up your girlfriend." Best Dorm West Quad Fact From last year back to time immemorial, East Quad had a death grip on the "Best Dorm" award. Fact In 1990, your favorite Weekend columnist, Jonathan Chait, enrolled at the University and lived in West Quad. Fact: In 1990-91, West Quad won "Best Dorm." Draw your own conclusions. Worst Dorm Markley Markleygras just can't compensate for the long daily walks to class and intense social competition. The north campus of central campus. Ugliest Building UGti Perhaps this was a pointed question. Nevertheless, we expected the public to be a bit more original - like the person who wrote in "Whatever building Jamie Green happens to be passing by." Best Computing Center Worst Computing Center Angell Hall As the Best Computer Center on campus, the holy Angell is a place with tons of computers, helpful assistants, and a wonderfully glorious work environment. As the worst computing center, a place with long lines to get a terminal and even longer printer cues, with staff who practically strip- search you for food, we have a real devil of a computer center, it is commonly referred to as "Angell Hell." The only difference between them is the amount of time you've spent there. Best Lecture Hall 1800 Chem Free. 763-4726. THURSDAY The I resario. Mozar's -"comedy of music' sung in English by the Papagena Opera Company, the story concerns a stage manager trying to stay in the black Kerrytown Concert House, 8 pm. $15- $8. 769-2999. 0 told in this lively documentary. Weng a homosexual drug user who accidently shoots his wife, he seems to have enough misery for inspiration. (Howard Brookner, 1984) MLB 47:00, 8:30, 10:00 Animal Crackers Groucho struts his way through the hilarious "Hooray for Captain Spaulding" while the other Marx brothers are up to their usual antics. (Victor Heerman, 1930) Aud A 7:00 Duck Soup The Marx masterpiece. In this one, the zany brothers converge on the nation of Freedonia to wreak more havoc than is already going on. Throw in some great sight gags, the usual one-liners and you've got a belly-buster. (Leo McCarey, 1933) Aud A 8:45 Monkey Business Before Gary Hart and Donna Rice did their little romp, the Marx brothers do theirs when they stow- away on a cruise and cause trouble. Depression jokes still carry a punch. (Norman McLeod, 1931) Aud A 10:10 S A T U R D A Y Another Evening of Surreal Animation A potpourri of animated shorts, from early 20th Century Fox features to the Fleischer's features to Tom and Jerry. Selections from the collection of local 'toon buff Steve Stanchfeld. (Various Directors) MLB4 7:30 & 9:00 The Lavender Hill Mob One of the great movie stories. Alec Guinness plays the laid-back bank employee who comes up with the full-proof scheme to knock off a gold shipment Great comedy and performances, and look for young Audrey Hepburn in a bit part. (Charles Crichton, 1951) AudA 7.00&10:10 Father Brown, Detective Alec Guinness plays the fidgety priest with a passion for solving crimes. When church artworks are stolen, God calls on him to solve the whodunnit. (Robert Hamer, 1954) Aud A 8:30 S U N D A Y The Godfather, Part II In many ways, this film is better than Part I. Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) ascends to the Corleone throne in Lake Tahoe to rule the growing crime empire with a callous and cruel fist in between flashbacks to the early life of Don Vito (Robert DeNiro), trying to grab power in the mean streets of Little Italy. (Francis Ford Coppola, 1974) Japane actic directe Glenn break little hE sadis FR I DA Y(4/19) Burroughs The story of American author William.Burroughs is BRIAN CANTONUlWeekend Ugly, or just UGLi? Air conditioning, tables, padded swivel chairs - it's such a tease. The one class you might have in this building only makes you miserable in the other halls, especially... Worst Lecture Hall Nat Sci Aud So hot, the professors sometimes fall asleep. University studies have demonstrated that classes held in Nat Sci have skip rates of over 34 percent. Best of the Best Fraternity With Zeta Psi to Party Best Bathroom New Chem Building Apparently the voters appreciated the spanking new, sterile facilities, and were undeterred by a lack of quality graffiti. Worst Bathroom MLB first floor This floor's labatories received the frustration vote from students sick of waiting in lines. Mason Hall also received votes, with nauseating graffiti specifically mentioned. Rest Best Secret Society Knights Templar This group came very close to derecognition last year when disgruntled MSA reps accused them of, among other things, spitting and urinating on the cross, committing unlicensed sodomy, and worshipping a severed head called "Baphomet." The rise of the Conservative Coalition, however, allowed them to escape this fate, even though club president Jack D. Moley was burned at the stake in the middle of the Diag. There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that they plan to assassinate George Bush at commencement. 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