ARTS The Michigan Daily Friday, January 18, 1991 'Listen to the Truncheons or get beat by one by Kim Yaged "H' e fucked me with his trun- cheon, but his helmet was way too tight," goes the line in the very ob- scure Rolling Stones' song "Cock Stucker Blues." The Truncheons is an all-female quartet from Detroit. he name conjures many images - sadomasochism, a bunch of women using figurative clubs since they lack the physical ones - the list goes on. The Truncheons would have you believe whatever you would like. "When people see us," says Ktaren Monster, who handles lead vocals and guitar, "they're very tuprised.... They're like, 'I didn't pow chicks were making this noise."' To Monster, however, their sex (and racial mixture) are rit important, and she is "sorry so much attention needs to be paid to it... What you see is what you get with this band." Paula Boufford, who sings vocals and plays guitar, sees it in much the same light: "A lt of people, they just freak a tale bit. It's like it's okay for a guy to get up there and get pissed off and do stuff. God, the minute a girl does it's like you're just a bitch." Both Monster and Boufford compare their music to the Ramones. It is rock and roll with heavier (not quite metal but maybe) guitar. Although Monster does the writing, says Boufford, *he content of the songs is very imiportant to all of them. "I don't think I was ever big on messages... I write the songs, I mean, they just come flying out of me. They're really just feelings I have at any particular moment that I know people do relate to," Monster says. The Truncheons know what Perhaps I'm thick-skulled, but I just don't know why Russ Meyer's films look and play better on the big screen than on a video monitor. Oh, wait. I remember now: lots of things in Russ Meyer movies are larger than what is normally en- countered in boring day-to-day existence. For instance, there's the louder- than-a-banshee-glee-club scream- ing of Varla, the colossal leader of the pack in one of Meyer's two finest films, Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Varla, played by the awesome Tura Satana, yells, drag races, gets into fights, tumbles in the hay and gets killed. Although the lewdly Puritanical Meyer has Varla die in the end (and it really is more than just some kind of Bad Seed spanking scene tacked on by some censorious film board), she's a strong outlaw character who easily could have killed Meyer for exploiting women and making her character die. Meyer inspired such former juvenile delinquents as John Waters, who considers Faster Pussycat "the best film ever made." It's too bad we'll never know who would win in a fight: Varla or Divine. It would have made an excellent action-packed grindhouse matinee. Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! is Page 5 InmemI being shown tonight by the Ann Arbor Film Co-op along with Meyer's other superlative film, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Sex, drugs and rock and roll are the rules of the game here. Meyer- brilliantly captures the decadent late '60s California scene in full color and then kills off everyone that doesn't fit into his world order. Sure, it's only a movie, and it al- most as fun as watching live-ac- tion Ralph Bakshi-produced Spi- derman episodes or watching Bat- man on acid. But when it comes down to it you can't ignore the issues brought up: issues of feminism, transvestism, politics, exploitation and the role of art in culture. Kate Millet might not agree that a Russ Meyer film is the best place to start an acceptable discourse on such matters, but what the heyl Russ Meyer is an inimitable American artist who rolls the whole thing into one celluloid package that explodes across the screen like the Chinese New Year. Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! is, being shown tonight at 7 p.m. and 10:20 p.m. in MLB 4. Beyond the' Valley of the Dolls is also being. shown tonight at 8:30 p.m. in MLB: Karen Monster (the one with the hat and the cigarette and the attitude) sings well, but also has the unique ability of being able to flip people off with her eyes. they have is different and good, and they're willing to stand behind it. "If someone were to come along and say, 'I want you girls to start wearing mini-dresses,' I'd say, 'Go bar, there are plenty of joke bands to go see," Boufford says. That's not to say that their shows aren't fun. "When we're playing, there's Paula smiling The band was recently filmed as part of a BBC documentary that will air in England. Currently, there are plans in the works to do a video and to release an EP. Their show at Club Heidelberg is their first out-of-town gig. The Truncheons are a new type of band - refreshing. Boufford de- scribed it well: "We giggle at practice, and it's kinda fun. It's like a big pajamas party." 4. - Greg Baise 'He fucked me with his truncheon, but his helmet was way too tight.' Need the hot news fast? Find it in the Daily. w to hell'.... If you want to laugh in a .A real collage of musical sounds by Elizabeth Lenhard T he musically orthodox might consider the Collage Concert a" sacrilege. Juxtaposition of Brahms , ith Aaron Copland or Bernstein's Trouble in Tahiti with Puccini's Madame Butterfly is not meant for the conservative listener. The University's wacky School of Music will put its "diverse" reputation on display with Collage XIV, an important feature of the Midwestern Music Conference. The Collage Concert is both an opportunity to showcase a great deal of the University's musical talqnt and an introduction to an exciting new genre for any aficionados. Like a visual collage, the musical collage is a gathering of several antithetical modes of music. 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