ARTS Thursday, January 17, 1991 The Michigan Daily Page 5 "The Long Write of Dilworth by Carolyn Pajor S haron Dilworth has quite a capacity for communicating. For a writer and woman of letters, Dil- worth shows a definite inclination for things spoken. But she is effu- sive rather than garrulous, and the sum of her chatter is as pleasing as her writing. "Writing is tough dici- pline," she says. "You have to be alone a lot and for social people that is hard. You can't just sit around and say, 'Let's get every- one together tonight and sit around and write."' Dilworth did not always know she wanted to be a writer. Even though she was a self-proclaimed creepy kid "who kept a journal and wrote about the next door neigh- bors," Dilworth spent the years af- ter college working in the garment industry. "Then suddenly I realized I had better do something," she says, and became serious about writing. Her first book of short sto- ries, The Long White and Other Stories, a collection which ulti- mately won the Iowa Short Fiction Award in 1988, was published while she was a University MFA student. Diloworth contends that she "is not good at anything else," and adds, "Writing is the one thing I don't have any qualms about; it's the right profession for me. I finally feel like I'm not faking it." Currently an Assistant Professor of Creative Writing at Carnegie Mellon, Dilworth has seen many talented students in and out of her classroom. "Talented, and surprisingly so," she notes. "They always ask, 'Do I have what it takes to be a writer?"' She tells them that they must have a need to write, and without that, no mat- ter how talented, they will not con- tinue. "If you love it you'll do it no matter what the odds," she says. "Listen to your heart." "The Long White" is a story which takes place in the Upper Peninsula, as Dilworth feels strong ties to Michigan. Her next collec- tion of short stories, Women Drink- ing Benedictine, mostly take place in suburban Detroit or Ann Arbor. "I told myself I'd never write about suburban Detroit," she says. "But I keep going back to writing about Michigan. Once you're away you filter it out and look at it differ- ently." Dilworth favors stories steeped in setting, with women characters who are dealing with some sort of relationship -- inde- pendent of men. "Relationships with men are not the focal points of my stories," she says. "They're about women making choices re- gardless of men." Having The Long White pub- lished changed her life, she says. "It gave me the confidence to con- tinue writing." And like many of her talented students, she said, "If you don't get motivated, you won't continue. SHARON DIL WORTH will be reading from Women Drinking Benedictine this evening in the Michigan Union Pendleton Room at 5p.m. 1Schwarzenegger likes kids r Kindergarten Cop dir. Ivan Reitman 1 by Gregg Flaxman It seems altogether predictable that Arnold Schwarzenegger's character, John Kimble, when confronted with an undercover assignment as a kindergarten teacher, should approach the task with totalitarian intolerance. Kindergarten Cop director Ivan Reitman's latest 'commercial bonanza contrives to thrust the muscle-laden Schwarzenegger into a classroom of thirty pre- pubescents and watch him come to terms with the kids. The premise is as credible as the circumstances themselves, which is to say not very credible. Yet Kindergarten Cop is markedly better than many of Reitman's previous efforts if only because Schwarzenegger, with whom he has worked previously, appears more human and articulate - shedding much of what was a Cro-Magnon image - than ever before. At first Kimble, with the con- summate detective three-day stubble, recognizes little else than the need to get the job done. Justice, like any customer in an overpriced restaurant or the concept of a Judeo-Christian God, must be served. And it's in pursuit of that justice that the rough 'n' ready urban detective finds himself in a small Oregon town trying to protect a mother and her child from ruthless killer Cullen Crisp (Richard Tyson), the psychopathic father who desperately wants his son back. The problem is that Kimble doesn't have a clue as to the identity of the child he's supposed to protect, much less the mother. The fact that the audience knows the vulnerable twosome before Kimble does little to add to the film's authenticity. But Kindergarten Cop makes little pretense of re-creating reality. Otherwise Oscar-winning actress Linda Hunt, who plays the fiercely caring principal of Astoria Elementary School, would hardly be lauding the boot-camp that Kimble has created from a kindergarten classroom. Kimble at first tries to establish order with a steely glare' and irate commands. The kids, in one of the films funnier scenes, respond with a collective chorus of tears. Kimble is lost. But as the film progresses Schwarzenegger notably softens his demeanor as an actor - even sociably smiling as the film goes on - and Kimble softens himself as a teacher. Kimble turns to using a whistle to encourage the children to line up. He also emphasizes physical fitness. In the end, he is overwhelmingly successful in winning over the children and parents. Still, Kimble's tactics, though funny, seem like watered- down authoritarianism. It would undoubtedly be too much to ask for the aggressive Kimble to metamorphisize into Mother Teresa, but it seems difficult to believe that parents would entrust their children to a hulking dictator. Kimble's intentions are never in doubt- only his methods. It is to See COP, Page 7 by Mike Kolody Set in the turbulent time period when the U.S. was gripped in the Vietnam conflict,The Zoo Zoo Chronicles by local playwright and performer Elise Bryant is unnerv- ingly timely. As the U.S. stares down the muzzle of a new confrontation, Bryant's work suggests that the overseas conflict is nothing new at all, and nothing less tragic than what has happened in the past. Though not set in Vietnam, the placement of the play in the late '60s or early '70s during the war is essential, as times of conflict are times of intense social change. In- stead of focusing on a large social abstraction, Bryant has chosen to focus on the individual concerns and anxieties of real people in a way that is relevant to a viewer's own sense of self, especially for Ann Arbor residents. A small group of female col- lege students with contrasting per- sonalities find themselves together during their first year of school. Ini- tially the combination is nothing short of explosive. When a militant African-American, a closet lesbian and a high school prom queen have to share the same space in a dorm, there's bound to be tension. Nonetheless, they and two other female students form a seemingly impossible friendship. They hit the streets to protest the war and come together in the face of a common terror. The characters grapple with racism, drugs, gender roles and their sexuality. These characters bond in a kind of Breakfast Club scenario, illustrating in true '70s fashion that love, after all, is what makes the world go 'round. "Regardless of what the world The college students from The Zoo Zoo Chronicles sit and talk about the Vietnam war in the new play by local playwright and performer Elise Bryant, opening tonight at the Performance Network. It was a jungle in Zoo Zoo does, if these women stay together they'll be happy," says stage man- ager Rae Sovereign. "Within themselves they learned that friendship and sustaining love is what [keeps] them going." Though this is Bryant's first full-length play, she has an extensive theatrical background and has always been at the forefront of social change. She is the original founder of B.A.M. (Black Action Movement) here at the University, a precursor to the Office of Minority Affairs. As a student here from 1969-1974, the time period which is covered in See ZOO, Page 7 Auditions and Opportunities Basement Arts is holding Wednesday, Jan. 22 and 23rd. Sign auditions for the mid-March production of The Taming of the up in the Green Room of the S h r e w on Tuesday and Frieze Building on the first floor.I 215 S. State St. Ann Arbor 995-DEAD (upstairs) ViGH WANTED USHERS For Major Events Concerts MASS MEETING Tonight Anderson Room, Michigan Union VETERAN USHERS- Those who have ushered Major Events concerts in the past. NEW USHERS- Those who would like to usher Major Events concerts. LS&A SCHOLARSHIP LS&A Scholarship applications for Spring-Summer 1991 and Fall-Winter 1991-92 are now available in 1402 Mason Hall To qualify for scholarship consideration, a student must be an LS&A undergraduate and have completed one full term in LS&A. Sophomores must have a U of M grade point of 3.7 or better and Juniors and Seniors must have a GPA of at least 3.6. The awards are based on financial need and on academic merit. - Alternative Sporting Goods - Rockshirts A-Z - brateful Dead Stuff " Imported Clothing - Large Sticker Selection " Indian Blankets University of Michigan Library School of Information and Library Studies present CLAUDE BROWN Author of Manchild in the Promised Land and Children of Ham Crystals and Jewelry Former President Gerald Ford discusses the Gulf Crisis. Julie Foster examines the MTS social scene. Steve Cohen relates the philosophy and message of the rap group X-Clan. Tony Silber looks back at the Godfather saga. 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