Bird of Paradise (662-8310) Friday, Saturday: Oasis, jazz performed by Cliff and Stephanie Monear. The Blind Pig (996-8555) Friday: Crossed Wire. Saturday: Juice. Sunday: St. Patrick's Day Blues Out, complete with green beer. Tuesday: Etch-A-Sketch. Wednesday: Michael Katon Band. Thursday: The Difference, City Limits (6 65-4444) Nothing we know of is going on, but call them to make sure. f* *f** f * Club Heidelberg (994-3562) Friday: Anne Be Davis; Skinflip. Saturday: Primal Shells; Etch-A-Sketch. Thursday: Holy Cows; Mondo Cane. Cross Street Station (485-5050) Friday: Big Dave and the Ultrasonics. Saturday: Strange Bedfellows. Thursday: Wild Kingdom, reggae. Mainstreet Comedy Showcase (996-9080) Friday, Saturday: Steve Seag ren. Wednesday, Thursday: Elayne Boosler. Nectarine Ballmom (994-5436) , you know of anything happening, call us. We're clueless. Polo Club (761-7800) Saturday:; The Hot Club, jazz. . Rick s American Cafe (9 -2 ?747) Friday: Little Ed, Cr:c. o blues. Saturday: Larry Mc&rae. Monday: Big Dave and the Ultrasonics. Tuesday: Luna Park. Wednesday: Big Hunk 0' Cheese. Thursday: Kevin Brown and Silent. U-Club (763-2236) Wednesday: Laughtrack. minds. (Various Directors, 1991) Mich Th. 7:00 & 9:30 Ruthless People Danny DeVito's plans to knock off his ultimately annoying, anal wife are squandered when she's kidnapped by a couple of amateur thiefs. Great script and bountiful laughs in this black comedy from the makers of Airlane! (Abrahams, Zucker, & Zucker, 1986) international Center 7:00 * " * . *. Do the Right Thing Spike Lee's controversial and acclaimed film about inner-city racial tensions. Sponsored by the Education Enrichment Committee, which provides free admission and refreshments. (Spike Lee, 1989) Chrysler Aud., 4:30. S A T U R D A Y The 29th Ann Arbor Film Festival See Friday. Mich Th. 1:00, 7:00 & 9:30 Surname Viet, Given Name Nam A harsh documentary which explores the role of North Vietnamese women during the war and their level of participation in military operations because of Communist mandates. (Trinh Minh-Ha, 1989) Lorch 7:00 Pixote This penetrating drama delves into the filth and death-ridden streets of Sao Paulo where a 10- year-old orphan is forced to survive in an environment where less than one-third grow to be 20 ears old. (Hector Babenco, 1980) Hillel 8:00 & 10:15 S U N D A Y The 29th Ann Arbor Film Festival See Saturday. Mich Th. 5:00, 7:00 & 9:00 . -f . Pieerrot Le Fou Godard's "lovers-on-the-run" adventure is one his big-screen masterpieces. Incredible color and versitility by the French master. (Jean-luc Godard, 1965) Aud A 7:00 TUESDAY Persona A Bergman masterpiece about spiritual anguish deals with mute actress (Liv Ullmann) and her babbling nurse (Bibi Andersson) and the painful and emotionally driven facets of their relationship. (Ingmar Berman, 1966) Mich Th. 7:00 ". .... . Berkeley in the '60s Documentary about youth revolution in the California college town attempts to capture the spirit and meaning of this complex movement. (Fenton Crape, 1990) Mich Th. 8:45 Object of Beauty Sneak preview of new film about credit-card crazy couple who cavort in their London cave. (Michael Lindsay-Hogg, 1991) Aud A 10:00 WEDNESDAY Persona See Tuesday's entry. Mich Th. 7:00 Berkeley In the '60s See Tuesday's entry. Mich Th. 8:45 White Dawn Epic based on the true 1896 story about an amazing rescue of three whalers by Eskimos in the Canadian Arctic. In conjunction with the University Museum of Art's Inuit exhibit. (Phillip Kaufman, 1974) MLB 3 7:00 THURSDAY Hong Kong Film Fest: Boat People A photojournalist goes to Danang, Vietnam, to explore the harsh conditions endured by the boat people under the Communist regime. (Ann Hui, 1983) Mich Th. 7:00 . . . . . . Berkeley in the '60s See Tuesday's entry. Mich Th. 9:15 The Doors (R) Oliver Stone proves once and for all that he is the most obnoxious, self-centered, pretentious director inHollywood. This is his story of Jim Morrison. If it weren't for the good music and the fact that Val Kilmer really looks like the Lizard King, then this would be a total waste. Don't bother tripping out beforehand, it won't help. While driving to the theater, keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel. (At Fox Village: 4:30, 7:10, 9:45,12; at Showcase:1, 4:05, 7:15, 10:05, 12:25) Guilty By Suspicion (PG-13) McCarthyist fascist pigs go on a pinko hunt in Hollywood and Bob DeNiro must face charges of being a Commie-sympathizer. It's about time Hollywood examined this, one of its darkest periods. (At Showcase: 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:30, 9:55, 12) ." ..'.. . The Hard Way (R), Cops and movies - they go together like LA. and sushi. Michael J. Fox comes back from the future for this comic look at the gritty life of a big-cty pig. Also starring James Woods. At Briarwood: 4:30, 7:15, 9:30, 12; at Showcase: 12:05, 5, 7:35, 10,12:15) ".".... Home Alone (PG) Spoiled, sheltered, but amazingly resourceful suburban brat takes on two hoods when his obnoxious family jets off to Paris without him. Lotsa laughs in this box office champ. (At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:15, 9:30, 11:30; at Showcase: 12:35, 2:45, 5:05, 7:40, 9:50, 12:10) If Looks Could Kill (PG-13) The film biography of Saddam Hussein. No, seriously, a high school brat goes to Paris with his French club, is mistaken for a CIA agent (of Awakenings (PG-13) Performances "a-plenty" in this Penny Marshall- directed effort about miracles at the funny farm. Robert DeNiro and Robin Williams are stupendous. Nominated for Best Picture. (At Fox Village: 4:30, 9:30; At Showcase: 4:00, 10:05, 12:20) Class Action (R) Gene Hackman stars in his 3,427th film, just 63 behind Donald Sutherland on the all-time list. Story involves a father-daughter lawyer confrontation in a case involving lemon cars. (At Showcase: 12:05, 2:25, 4:40, 7:15, 9:45, 12:05; at Briarwood: 10, 12:05, 2:30, 4:30, 7, 9:10, 11:30) * * * * * * Dances With Wolves (PG-13) Kevin Costner teaches the waltz and the jitterbug to members of the Wolf family while he helps the Sioux Indians fight off the meanie white imperialist scumbag soldiers so he can develop multi-million dollar tax-free gambling casinos. With such a plot, it's no wonder the picture was nominated for 12 Oscars. (At Briarwood: 10, 1:30, 5, 8:30; At Showcase: 12:30, 7:25,10:50) WAtNT TO c ro viWeekend needs a cartoonist for next year. Call Gil at 764-0552 if you want to strut your stuff. The faint-hearted need not apply. course), and is whisked into a series of awesome adventures. Sounds like a cheap remake of North By Northwest (At Briarwood: 10:15, 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:30, 9:50; at Showcase: 12:25, 2:15, 4:10, 7:40, 9:35,11:30; at Fox Village: 4:30, 7:15, 9:30, 12) King Ralph (PG) John Goodman takes a crack at the fat, obnoxious, funny guy genre which has been dominated by John Candy. Compelling story about washed-up Las Vegas piano-lounge performer who goes on to be the first American King of England. Not based on anything by William Shakespeare or anyone with trace of literacy. (At Fox Village: 7:15, 12) Long Walk Home (PG) Story about a student at Showcase Cinemas whose car won't start. No, actually folks, we have no advance word on this one. Stay tuned. (At Showcase: 2:10, 4:30, 7:35, 9:40, 11:50) New Jack City (R) See the movie everyone's rioting about. Bring your crowbars for easy access to stores for looting after the show. There are guns and cops, but no code in this street film starring Big Budd Judd Nelson and Lipton Iced T. (At Showcase: 12:10; 2:20, 4:35, 7:20, 9:45, 12:10) *" * "f * The Perfect Weapon (R) Karate student goes on revenge hunt when his mentor is wasted. Along the way, he meets up wih some real creepos. At least Hollywood screenwriters are giving us new material, huh? (t Fox Village: 4:30, 7:30, 9:30,12; at Showcase:. 12:20, 2:40, 4:50, 7:35, 9:40, 11:40) Rocky Horror Picture Show Isn't it nutty? Don't be a virgin. Learn the dance before you go! Just a jump to the left... Are you quivering with anticipation? (At Briarwood: 11:30) Shipwrecked (PG) A bunch of bratty child-star wanna-be's founder on a treasure island and pool their incredible intellects to stave off a group of central casting pirates. (At Showcase: 12, 2:35) Silence of the Lambs (R) Edge of your seat, heart-racing, palm-sweating, wide-eyed thriller about a novice Fed (Jodie Foster) who must enlist the assistance of a tongue-eating, gut slashing, maniacally brilliant psychopath so she can catch one who's on the lode. (At Showcase: 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:25,10,12:20; at Briarwood: 9:50, 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:15, 9:40, 11:50) Sleeping with the Enemy (R) A film that glorifies wife bashing and stars Julia Roberts - a match made in heaven, huh? This will probably be the flick she'll be ashamed to show her kids 20 years from now. Can you blame her? (At Showcase: 12:50, 2:55, 4:55, 7:20, 9:50, 11:55) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1I (PG) Donatello, Leonardo, Michaelangelo and Raphael are back to kick bad guy's asses and save the world from domination by Tom Monaghan-like magnates. (At Briarwood:10, 11,12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 10; at Showcase: 12:30, 2:45, 4:45, 7:10, 9:10 11:10) F R I D A Y The 29th Ann Arbor Film Festival The nation's oldest film festival returns for another year of some great (and not so great) cinematic works from a potpourri of creative r ; r ? 'VJ; t Get Ready...Get Set... Get A Zenith Data Systems PC. As soon as you get to campus, therell be plenty of work to do. 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