The Michigan Daily -Thursday, February 21, 1991 - Page 7

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We are looking for a
Student Systems Analyst/
Technical Support Person
to be available a minimum of 18
hours per week to serve as our File
Server Admnistrator,trouble-shoot
technical problems, and perform
other computer-related functions.
Hours must be during office hours,
8-5p.m.,but can be arranged around
our class schedule. Salary range,
$150-20W/month.
Qualifications:
* Currently enrolled student
" Good working knowledge of
and experience with
Macintosh System and
MS- DOS
* Technical knowledge of
hardware/installation
" Experience with networking
" Microsoft Word, PageMaker,
& Hyper Card experience
" Easy-to-reach availability in
case of emergencies
" Good at trouble-shooting
" Reasonable knowledge or
familiarity with Excel, Free-
hand, and other software
packages.
Application Deadline:
Friday, Feb.22
Call Hai at 764-0550.
CAMP COUNSELORS NEEDED FOR
CO-ED, SPORTS ORIENTATED CAMP
located in northeastern Pa. near New York
City. We have openings for general coun-
selors as well as specialists in both land and
water sports. Specialty areas include baseball,
tennis, basketball, windsurfing, gymnastics,
archery, fencing, arts & crafts, piano
accompanist, drama, radio, and rocketry.
Pioneering staff needed for both land and
canoe trips and for our ropes challenge
course. Other openings may be available.
Salaries $100-$200 per week plus room,
board, and travel. We will be conducting on-
campus interviews on March 14th. For in-
formation call or write: G. Lustig, 60 W. 66th
St., 28A, New York, N.Y. 10023; tel. #212-
724-0113.
EARN $300 TO $500 PER WEEK reading
books athome. Call 1-615-473-7440, Ext.
8587.
INFORMATION TRANSFER SYSTEMS,
A Survey Research Company, Seeks EX-
PERIENCED Telephone (CATI)
interviewers. Part time, no sales, mostly eve-
ning hours, pay based on experience. Apply
at 307 N. First St. (First & Miller). Ca 994-
0003 M-F, 2-4pm only.
OVERSEAS JLOBS. $900-2000/mo.
Summer, yr. round, all countries, all fields.
Free info.,Write IJC, PO Box 52-M101,
Corona Del Mar, CA. 92625/
PART-TIME & FULL-TIME
POSITIONS. Bar & grill/pro-shop. Ap-
plications being taken Feb. 16th & 23rd, 1-3
pm at Brookside Golf Course, 6437 Ann Ar-
bor-Saline Rd. Work to start in April.
SEMEN DONORS NEEDED for a well es-
tablished infertility clinic. If you are a male
between 21-40 years of age and a graduate
student or a professional, 5'10" or taller we
need you. Donors are paid $50 dollars per ac-
ceptable specimen. For further information,
P.O. Box 2674 Ann Arbor, MI 48106.
STAFF NEEDED FOR RESORT HOTEL
on Mackinac Island includes dining room,
kitchen, front desk, night audit,
housekeeping, maintenance, grounds,abicycle
shop mechanic. Contact Iroquois Hotel 2803
Central Park NE #201 Grand Rapids, MI
49505.616-364-1309 or 313-487-9584
WANTED: SYSTEMS ANALYST @ the
Michigan Dail- Knowledge of Macintosh &
DOS. Call Hai @ 764-0554 or 998-0336.
WORK STUDY POSITIONS (2): Provide
support to Academic Affairs staff. 10 or more
hrs. per week, $6.00/hr. Call Glenda 764-
9218.

HELP WANTED
SUMMER CAMP JOBS- North Star Camp
for boys, Hayward, Wisconsin has openings
for counselors and activity instructors for
swimming, waterskiing, wind surfing, horse-
back riding, sailing, archery, riflery, rocketry,
tennis, all sports, and photography. Also
openings for ovemight trip leaders, musical
show directorand nurse. Mid-June to mid-
August. Good pay. Call collect or write
Robert Lebby, 7540 N. Beach Dr.;
Milwaukee, WI 53217; 414-352-5301.
SUMMER JOBS OUTDOORS. Over 7000
openings! National parks, forests, fire
crews.Send stamp for free details. Sullivan's.
113 E.Wyoming, Kalispell, MT 59901.
TELEPHONE INTERVIEWERS PART
TIME- The University of Michigan Survey
Research Center is seeking biingual(English/
Spanish) interviewers for a survey to be con-
ducted from midmarch thru end of July. Must
be avail. a minimum of 2hr/wk during study
period including evening and weekend hrs. A
mandatory 4day training session will be held
from 6pm to 12am March 5-8. $7/
hr,applications avail. weekdays between
9am-4pm in rm. 1066 at the Institute For So-
cial Research from 2/12-2/22. A non-dis-
criminatory affirmative action employer.
TELEPHONE INTERVIEWERS PART
TIME- The University of Michigan Survey
Research Center is seeking interviewers for a
variety of surveys from mid-March thr end
of July. Must be avail. a minimum of 2hr/
wk including evening and weekend hours. A
mandatory 4 day training session will be held
from 6pm-12am March 5-8. $6/hr, applica-
tions avail. weekdays between 9am-4pm in
room 1066 at The Institute for Social
Research from 2/12-2/22. A non-dis-
criminatory affirmative action employer.
$118 ANYWHERE IN THE USA ON
NORTHWEST AIRLINES! Bring your
AMEX CARD and Northwest VOUCHER.
Ask about medical interview fares. REGEN-
CY TRAVEL 209 S. State St. Call 665-
6122, ask for Kim or Tina.
CANCUN SPRING BREAK! Fly for only
$489 Saturday to Saturday charter. $20
late fee has been waived. Call college tours
1.800.395-4896. Hurry will sell!M
EUROPE SPECIALS: Amsterdam fr $458,
Frankfurt fr. $419, Glasgow fr. $458, London
fr. $438, Paris fr. $419. REGENCY
TRAVELb209 S. State 665-6122. Ask for
Dan or Deb.
FLY FREE/TRAVEL FREE. EUROPE,
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touroperator needs enthusiastic campus
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Nothing to buy - we provide everything you
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NEED A BREAK? Panama City Beach,
$169 incl. trans. 998-0060.
ORIENT SPECIALS: Bangkok fr. $1120,
Hong' Kong fr. $955, Osaka fr. $944, Seoul
fr. $973, Singapore fr. $1158, Taipei fr. $933,
Tokyo fr. $898. REGENCY TRAVEL 209
S. State 665-6122. Ask for Dan.
SPRING BREAK! SOUTH PADRE IS-
LAND CONDO. Beachside close to
festivities. Sleeps 8+, $1250. Pool, tennis
courts. Call 1-800-253-1469 for advance
reservations.
SPRING BREAK GETAWAY! Affordable
log-cabin lodging on lake surrounded by
forest. Out-door hot-tub option. Ten minutes
from Traverse City. 61 61276-9502.
SPRING BREAK, Christmas,
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Air couriers needed and cruiseship jobs.
Call (805) 682-7555, Ext. F-1379
SPRING BREAK!
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Complete packages from $499.00
Freebies included
It's not too late, so book now!
All seats must go, Call:
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CondoWorld, 1-800-543-7856
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STUDENT TRAVEL BREAKS AT
STAMOS TRAVEL
For best European/Greece airfares. We're at
Kerrytown Mall. Call us 663-4400.
HERB DAVID GUITAR STUDIO 302 E.
Liberty. 665-8001. Lessons: pop, folk, blues,
rock and classical, not just guitar.
VOICE LESSONS MM U of M Beg. to
Adv. Musical Theatre to Opera. 973-6603
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LOS ANGELES, SPRING BREAK: 2 Rnd.
Trip Tkts. 2/22-2/27 $400 for pair, Neg. 665-
6375, 763-9237, 994-6826, 998-7149.
NW FLIGHT AWARD one way or round
trip. Best offer. Call 998-0060
NEED CASH? Sell your Northwest voucher
to me! Call Kate 665-7793.
BE SPONTANEOUS! Fly to, from, or both
ways to NYC for $55, Feb. 21 and March 6.
Call Bettina 769-6819.
PLANE TICKET 4 SALE One way, Detroit
to Fort Meyers. Feb. 23. Make offer, call
Katie at 663-7484.
LARGE BEDROOM FOR 1 OR 2 MALE
NON-SMOKING HOUSEMATE(S) in
newly fumished house. Parking, laundry,
dishwasher, piano, alarm system. Sept.-Sept.
$210 (Dbl.)$340 (sngl.) Call JP 930-0354.
NEED FEMALE IMMEDIATELY TO
SHARE 2 bdrm. apt. with 3 others. Call MM
668-6906.
NEED NON-SMOKING FEMALE to share
2-bdrm. bi-level apt. on S.Forest w/ 3 others
for fall 91'. Call 764-4785.
ROOMMATE NEEDED to share Bdrm. S.
Forest-Hill. $230/mo. to Aug. Call 998-0567.
AMIGA A50CP (1 Meg.), 1084501
Monitor, Ext. Floppy. One-week old.
Original warranty cards untouched. $775.
(313) 561-1548, ask for Tom.

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