The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, January 30, 1991 - Page 7

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EUROPE SPECIALS: Amsterdam fr. $458,
Frankfurt fr. $419, Glasgow fr. $458, London
fr. $438, Paris fr. $419. REGENCY
TRAVEL 209 S. State 665-6122. Ask for
Dan or Deb.
FUN AND SUN FOR SPRING BREAK
Ocean front rooms from $99
Panama City, Florida
Contact: Adam 930-6198
&MARDIGRAS IN NEW ORLEANS 1
roundtrip ticket Feb 7-10 call Debbie 769-
5503.
ORIENT SPECIALS: Bangkok fr. $1120,
Hong Kong fr. $955, Osaka fr. $944, Seoul
fr. $973, Singapore fr. $1158, Taipei fr. $933,
Tokyo fr. $898. REGENCY TRAVEL 209
S. State 665-6122. Ask for Dan.
SPRING BREAK IN BARBADOS
Rent cottage that sleeps 3 for $400/wk. Call
764-0449 for more information.
SPRING BREAK!!! South Padre Island,
Texas. Beachfront penthouse, sleeps 8.
$1100/wk. Bar. 1-800-527-7324.
0SPRING BREAK! Cancun or Bahamas
from $2991 Includes round-trip air, 7 nights
hotel, cruise, beach parties, free lunch &
morel Organize a small group and eam a free
trip + cash. 1-800-BEACH-IT!
SPRING BREAK TRAVEL SCOUT and I-
75 exit guide. Lists major restaurants, service
stations & hotels exit by exit. From Ml to
FLA. Only $6.95. Remit to: Wuest Grp., PO
Box 30158, Cinc., OH 45230.
SPRING BREAK - JAMAICA!
BAHAMAS! From only $479 including air-
fare from Detroit, hotel, transfers, gratuities
& morel The BEST trips available at the
BEST prices! Call the S pring Break travel ex-
perts at FOUR SEASONS - 1800-331-3136
STUDENT TRAVEL BREAKS AT
STAMOS TRAVEL
Small groups ask about our one free for
twelve. Call 663-4400.
ANNOUNEENTSEE
STUDENTS NEEDED for Central Student
Judiciary and Court of Common Pleas. Call
Mike for more information 764-9048

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that you'd think elevator shoes and
bell-bottoms never went out of
style. More cheap vocal hooks than
Def Leppard can shake a one-armed
drummer at make this the greatest
Western dance record since Chic's
Risque or, dare I say, Saturday Night
Fever. The band with the most
brilliant look since the Ohio
Players.
8. Sonic Youth: "Kool Thing"
(45")- The most original look at
fan worship since Donny Osmond's
Too Young.
9. Madonna: "Vogue" (12") -
Style, style and more style. As slick
and glossy as the magazine from
which it takes its name. "Rita Hay-
worth gave good face." Are you kid-
ding?
10. George Michael: "Freedom '90"
(video) - Without a doubt, the
greatest video of all time. The con-
cept of having other people lip-
synch to signify universalism is so
simple and ingenious that it's a
wonder nobody thought of it sooner.
The point is not that George finally
discovered social relevance, but that
he is finally coming out of the
closet in the only way that his
American publicist will allow him
to.
Honorable Mention: David Mur-
ray'sSpirituals and Music Revelation
Ensemble's Electric Jazz
E.D. Hirsch/ Allan Bloom Cultural
Offensiveness Award: Who else?
Vanilla Ice, for the line, "Steppin'
so hard just like a German Nazi."
C'mon, 'Nilla.
L. Ron Hubbard Award for
Posthumous Creativity: James
Brown - He may not be dead, but
since getting a cameo in Rocky IV
and having Big Audio Dynamite
write a song about him, he might as
well have a life sentence. Down in
the Jungle Groove has not only de-
fined the popular music of the last
three years, metal excluded, of
course, but has been a bottomless
resource for artists to draw upon (cf.
next item).

George Bush Hypocrisy Award:
Public Enemy for dissing Lenny
Kravitz on using the drum track
from "Security of the First World"
on "Justify My Love." I guess "You
can't copyright no beats, man" from
"Caught, Can We Get a Witness"
was just talking shit. And what's
more, they stole "Security" from
J.B.'s "Funky Drummer" anyway.
Chuck, Flav, what's up?
Auspicious Omens for the New
Year: Kelly Preston (Twins, Secret
Admirer, Amazon Women on the
Moon, Spellbinder, 10 to Midnight)
is engaged to John Travolta! !!! Hate
to be sacreligious, but the death of
Def Leppard's lead guitarist Steve
Clark will either be the harbinger of
a new era of rock and roll or lead to
another heinous gimmick to make
them mega-platinum.
10 of the Toppest
Lyrics of 1990
according to Kim
Yaged
1. "I only wish to change the
world."
-"Can't Stop This Feeling I
Got," Prince, Graffiti Bridge
2. "Never again is what you swore
the time before."
- "The Policy of Truth,"
Depeche Mode, Violator
3. "22 years of mental tears/ cries a
suicidal Vietnam vet/ who fought a
losing war on a foreign shore/ to
find his country did not want him
back."
- "Something To Believe In,"
Poison, Flesh & Blood
4. "Children watch the fools."
- "On My Way," INXS, X
5. "I feel my brain's in the lost and
found."
- "You Just Found My
Weakness," Eddy Grant, Barefoot
Soldier
6. "Now everybody's talking about
this new decade/ like you say the
magic numbers/ then just 'say
goodbye to the stupid mistakes you
made.

- "Waiting
George Michael,
Prejudice

For That Day,"
Listen Without

7. "Translucent hopes are now
nothing but dismal lies."
- "Falling Fast," Testament,
Souls of Black
8. "Sera tudo ou sera naoa."
- "Spirit Voices," Paul Simon,
The Rhythm of the Saints
9. "Strike a pose."
- "Vogue," Madonna, Vogue
10. "If I had a pair of eyes in the
back of my head/ for each time you
forgot to take out all the things you
forgot to talk about when you took a
bite out of my spine] I would have
a lot of eyes on me by this time
wouldn't I?"
- "Letterbox," They Might Be
Giants, Flood
Kristin Palm's top
ten musical things
that happened in a
time frame
somewhere around
1990:
1. Bob Mould's terrorization of the
Nectarine Ballroom, October 9, 1990

2. Soul Asylum and the Horse They
Rode in On
3. Black Sheets of Rain
4. Buffalo Tom shaking the Blind
Pig
5. My neighbors blasting Husker or
Dinosaur on 10
6. Open Mike Night at the Ark
7. Leo Kottke exhibiting his wit at
the Michigan Theater
8. drivin' n' cryin' and Soul Asylum
blasting the Nectarine
9. Tiny Lights bringing down the
house at Lounge Ax in Chicago
10. Buffalo Tom's "Walk Away" and
R.E.M.'s "Shakin' Through" on a
walkman in Hanover Square when
the sun's out
Andrew J. Cahn's
top 10
1. (tie) Complete Recordings f
Robert Johnson and Led Zeppelin
(aka "The Box Set"). So none of this
stuff was actually recorded in the lastr
year. Nothing else was as exciting.
2. Black Crowes, Shake Your
Money Maker. Jon Pareles from
the New York Times put this on his
10 Worst list, saying it was nothing
more than '70s rock recycled for '90s
teens. What's his point?
3. World Party, Goodbye Jumbo.
"Way Down Now" would receive my
vote for single of the year, not only
See LISTS, Page 8

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for more information TLH
dial 763-1107 CU
NMISELLANEUSiN
CAT SITTER I'll take care of your pet in
my home when you can't. 930-0865.
HERB DAVID GUITAR STUDIO 302 E.
Liberty. 665-8001. Repairs-Winter tune-up
specials. Lessons: Pay for 4, get 5.
VOICE LESSONS MM U of M Beg. to
Adv. Musical Theatre to Opera. 973-6603
PAUL SIMON TICKETS for Feb. 16 Con-
cert at Palace. $28 each. Call 769-6381.
+AIRLINE TICKETS! I or 2 non-stop to
NYC. Go 1/31/91 & return 2/05/91 or any
combination of the two. CHEAP! 769-2255
ROUND-TRIP TKT: Det. Metro-San Diego
CA. 2125-3/3. $350/neg. Dionne 764-7032 or
763-3246.

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ROUND TRIP: Det. to Sacramento. 2/22 to
3/4. $175/neg. Call Fred 930-9735.
TWO ROUNDTRIP TKTS. on Southwest
anywhere they fly. Perfect for Spring Break!
Use by March 9. Call 769-4829 or 662-7439.
Best offer.
VISIT WASH. DC THIS WEEKEND!
Very cheap md. trip tkt. Call by Wed. 994-
5507.
ONE WAY TICKET to San Francisco.
Departs Feb. 22. $200. Call 665-6462.
WANTED ! Macintosh computer at a fair
price. Please call 995-3068 message.

LOOKING FOR 4TH ROOMMATE. Own
reasonably priced room in lge., charming
home. Walking distance to campus &
shopping. Call today MM at 668-6906.
LOOKING FOR ROOMMATE to share
large, comfortable apt. on Walnut Street. Call
MM 668-6906.
LOOKING FOR ROOMMA'TE to share
apt. Reasonably priced. Packard near central
campus. Call MM at 668-6906.
LOOKING FOR FEMALE ROOMMATE
to share large, comfortable apt. on Tappan.
May-May lease. Call Wendy 996-9002.

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Prince came through again after 1989's moronic "Batdance" with another
excellent album, Graffiti Bridge, and another shitty movie, Graffiti Bridge.


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U OF M DENTAL SCHOOL
9:00 - 12:00 PM

FREE ORAL CANCER SCREENING
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ALL AGES ARE WELCOME
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THE STUDENTS AND FACULTY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF
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PARTY RIGHT AT
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There's no better place to Spring
Break than South Padre Island.
Located just 20 minutes
from Mexico, come enjoy our
warm tropical breezes, clear blue
water, great shopping and
extraordinary nightlife. Now
more accessible than ever
through Valley International
Airport in Harlingen via American,
Continental and Southwest
So kick off your shoes, shirt

Come see the newly
renovated headquarters
for Spring Break
(800) 292-7704.
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Ask for Party Hardy rates.
(800) 222-4010 U.S.
(800) 672-4747 TX.
(512) 761-6551
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South Padre Island
BEACH RESORT

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THE ISLAND BETTER
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Fine rental properties near
Spring Break Headquarters
at the Radisson.
P.O. Box 2392
South Padre Island, TX 78597.
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(800) 292-7506 TX.
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