ARTS Wednesday, January 30, 1991 The Michigan Daily Page 5 Starry night is a bit cloudy Vincent and Theo dir. Robert Altman I by Mark Binelli feel a strength within me that I must develop, a fire I can't put out, but must stir up, though I don't know where it will lead me and I shouldn't be surprised if it brought me to a bad end," wrote now-popular Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh to his brother, Theo, during their famed correspondence at the end of the 19th century. "In certain situations," he Ozontinued, "it's better to be con- quered than conqueror, more Prometheus than Jupiter." The near-Corsican relationship between the two brothers has always fascinated impressionable fans of the self-destructive artist, but unfortu- nately, acclaimed director Robert Altman (M.A.S.H., Nashville) fell short with Vincent and Theo, his lengthy, melodramatic screen version of the lives of the Brothers Grim. The film opens on a very promis- ing note: a mock van Gogh title painting is combined with some very sinister mood music, forcefully suggesting a deep sense of pain be- hind the vivid art. The film then noves to Christie's of London, where one of van Gogh's floral paintings is being auctioned off for illions of pounds. This scene is immediately contrasted with a filthy, rotten-toothed, impoverished Vincent (Tim Roth), lying in his squalid but and arguing with his brother about money as the auctioneer and the growing bids he is soliciting are faintly voiced-over. Roth (the lover in The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover) is powerful as Vincent, becoming more and more obsessive as the film progresses, eventually self-possessed almost to the point of catatonia. British stage actor Paul Rhys is also strong as Theo, the museum director who supports his brother when no one else will and suffers from a bad case of syphilis. Perhaps the best supporting performance in the film is given by Wladimir Yordanoff, who plays the obnoxious Paul Gauguin. The artist's precise style is contrasted well with Vincent's (who is the type of artist who cleans his brush- off with his mouth), especially in one scene where they cook dinner. Admittedly, the film has many powerful, challenging scenes, filled with many subtleties that are easy to miss. But one problem that is im- possible to overlook has to do with the overall structure of the plot. The fact that Vincent is portrayed in the Amadeus line of A Portrait of the Artist as a Crude Disgusting Mad- man is fine, and probably fairly ac- curate. But where Milos Foreman was able to wonderfully capture the spirit of Mozart's music and the pas- sions that drove him, Altman tells a largely straightforward, often dull biography, not delving nearly enough under the surface into what drove Vincent or why the symbiotic relationship between Vincent and Theo had to exist. Altman instead chose to parallel the lives of the two brothers. After Vincent's lover leaves him, he has the fairly typical reaction of staring at himself in the mirror and painting his own face. Meanwhile, this entire scene is interspersed with cuts to Theo's Parisian apartment, where his girlfriend is also. leaving him and he, of course, is smearing her lipstick all over his face. Theo's eventual wife, Jo (Johanna Ter Steege), best describes their relationship when she tells her husband, "I don't like your mustache - and I'm sure Vincent won't like it, either." "Vincent?" Theo asks confusedly. "The baby," she bitterly responds, referring to both their child, named after his ba- bied brother, and to the title charac- ter. "It scratches, you know." While some of the more vibrant and expressionistic scenes, such as when Vincent is painting the famous "Wheat Fields with Crows," work extraordinarily well, others are al- most laughable. "All I'm asking for is a decent wage!" screams Theo at the owners of his museum during one of the more inane sub-plots. Meanwhile, Vincent, lacking the necessary character development to Tim Roth does a fine job as Vincent van Gogh in Robert Altman's Vincent and Theo, but, unfortunately, the fine acting cannot make up for a weak plot and a lack of character development. But you might want to see the film anyway, since Crazy John Engler is gonna be shutting down the DIA pretty soon and they'll probably have to sell off their van Gogh self-portrait to some Japanese yuppie. make us understand him or even care, lapses into almost a parody of the brooding artist in the vein of Woody Allen's "If the Impression- ists Had Been Dentists" ("Gauguin and I had another fight... He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison. Now I am lonely.") His jealousy, self-deprecation and reli- gious torment is only briefly or su- perficially touched upon; instead, we come away with strong, but ulti- mately shallow images of Vincent doing things like sucking on a knife. Similar problems arose in 1989's Camille Claudel, a film about the French sculptress which was weakened by its failure to con- vey her passion. At least in the un- fairly maligned Henry and June, we got to see Henry Miller's motiva- tions, and at any rate, the spirit of van Gogh was much better captured by Akira Kurosawa in the 10 minute "Crows" segment of last year's Dreams, which was as bright and exciting as any of van Gogh's great- est works. At the end of Vincent and Theo, on the other hand, when a lonely and desperate Theo cries, "Vincent! Where are you? Help me!" we're still not really sure why. VINCENT AND THEO is being shown at the Ann Arbor 1&2. More self-indulgent lists to a Peter Shapiro's 10 best Choose your own quote to sum up the first year of the last decade that humanity will roam the earth: a) Dennis Hopper in Flashback: "The '90s are going to be so intense, they're gonna make the '60s look like the '50s," or b) Hunter S. Thompson: "The '90s are going to be the '80s without money." If you chose a), I've got a Wilson Phillips bootleg to sell you. Without further ado, here it goes: 1. Uranus and the Five Moons: Shiny Black Stools (self-released demo tape) - From the industrial boomtown of Aurora, Illinois, these five miscreants (who have since bro- ken up and cut their hair - look for Three Fingers Brown soon, though) play the most shameless genre paro- dies imaginable - Slayer-style speed metal, sex taunts straight out of David Coverdale's secret diaries, sampled Frank Sinatra, cryptically- titled minimalist instrumental freak- outs ("Is Monroe Prep Ready for Dan Garten") and brilliant Velvet Underground send-ups ("Brigitte Says"). As precise a statement of alienated malaise and ennui as the post-Reagan era is likely to produce. 2. Loketo: Soukous Trouble - From Paris via Zaire, Loketo's brand of soukous shakes much ass; even the most lead-bottomed regular at IPaycheck's in Hamtramck could shake his/her booty to this state-of- the-art disco. Lead guitarist Diblo The best music of 1990 Dibala will be the guitar hero of the next generation. His unbelievably dextrous Afro-rhumba fret runs are so stunning that my new disco wet dream is that Nile Rogers grew up in Kinshasa with an mbira instead of riffing on the J.B. funk in the U.S. of A. 3. Various: Freedom Fire - Al- right, so the third installment of the Indestructible Beat of Soweto is nowhere near as good as the first two, but it still grooves the pants off of any commercially available American conglomeration of toonz. This mainly hymnal compilation falls short because of the appearance of Mahlathini on half the tracks. Not that that is a bad thing by any stretch of the imagination, but on the first few listens it makes J.J. Chauke and the Tiyimeleni Young Sisters' "Madyisa Mbitsi" sound like a second-rate imitation as opposed to the standout track that it actually is. And, of course, there is the appear- ance of another Phillip Tabane and Malombo track, on which he scats like Al Jarreau just broken up with his squeeze and drunk on a bathtub full of gin. 4. Public Enemy: Fear of a Black Planet - On paper, beginning and ending a record with "Brothers Gonna Work it Out" ("Contract on the World Love Jam" is superfluous) and "Fight the Power" should make Fear of a Black Planetrrap's Astral Weeks, or better yet the next It Takes a Nation of Millions, instead of the hip-hop version ofLet it Bleed that it is. Just like the Stones' near magnum opus (from "Gimme Shel- ter" to "You Can't Always Get What You Want"), P.E.'s near-miss is de- stroyed by filler like "Reggie Jax" and "Can't Do Nuthin' For Ya Man." The thing is, though, that it is the Bomb Squad's magnum opus until half way through the second' side. At this point, Chuck could rap the script of a Cosby Show episode and it would signify revolution. 5. A Tribe Called Quest: People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm - Sitars, Earth, Wind and Fire, "Satisfaction, I've got the right nnoy you tactics/ And if you need 'em, I've got crazy prophylactics" and LOU REED!!! 6. Paris: "Break the Grip of Shame" (12") Along with "Fight the Power," Paris' debut is the most in- cendiary and blatantly militant song since "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" and "When the Revolu- tion Comes." It's not only the lyrics though; it's the plastic bass and the staggering and corrosive James Brown guitar riff. Dropped three notches because the album sucks. 7. Deee-Lite: World Clique - What other band could possibly get away with celebrating the global village and the age of communication with a dance-floor utopianism so unabashed See LISTS, Page 7 1014-1016 CHURCH STREET 908 OAKLAND Now Leasing for 1991-1992 School Year- Studios, One-, Two- and Three-Bedrooms. Monthly rents as low as $480.00 CALL 462-6006, DAYS 996-1253, EVENINGS AND WEEKENDS Most annoying band that was in heavy rotation on MTV this year : without a doubt, the Soup Dragons. Early contender for 1991: Sean Lennon's Peace Choir for "Give Peace a Chance or We Won't Stop Singing This Lousy Song." 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