ARTS Monday, January 21, 1991 The Michigan Daily Page 5 r- Film reviewers rate, rank, rant Mike Kuniavskv's top evi I 194 8 films The hest of thevar- 1990 1. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover More than for its avante-gard- ness, this film deserves recognition "s one of the few films to blend art, commentary and general inter- est successfully. Though it has a tendency to get operatic at times and ODs a bit on symbolism, it's not as preoccupied with itself as it could have been. Plus, it's got one of the best soundtracks of the year. 2. Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer If anything, this will go down in film history as one of the most dis- turbing feature films ever made. An awesome bit of criminal psy- chology, it's also got some good, very black comedy (featuring the best use of the words "turn it on") and some of the best low-budget acting in a long time. 3. Monsieur Hire As psychological thrillers go, this film is excellent. Superficially about voyeurism and obsessive sexuality, it manages to lift itself ,above what could have been an- ,Other peeping tom film and tells an involving, complicated and emo- tional tale. With some of the best cinematography of the year, too. 4. Cyrano de Bergerac Okay, so I saw it in 1991, but it -was out somewhere in 1990 and I'm not gonna be here next year to talk about it. Definitely see this: it's a great story, and has great cinematography and a great lead. With that many greats it can't loose. Well, it shouldn't loose, anyway. 5. Goodfellas This is definitely not Martin Storsese's best film, but in a year chock-full of gangster films, this one comes out as the freshest and roost innovative of the bunch. The ,hole film reeks professionalism apd basically pulls you along (toward the end, seemingly at su- personic speeds) through a "mom and pop" underworld which is si- multaneously inviting and horrible. 6. The Krays -L ff %W go %o KY9 %.FJ UW W oJ %01W N W -0,'op, - Most Inspired Casting Done in 1990 for a 1991 Film: Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston as Gomez and Morticia Addams in the much-anticipated big-screen version of The Addams Family. Another of the year's gangster film plethora, The Krays has re- markably few gangster-isms in it. Instead, it concentrates on the identical-twin gangsters' relation- ships with the women in their lives and with post-war Britain. It also has some beautiful shots and a great washed-out look - metaphorically mirroring the emo- tional shallowness of the twins themselves. 7. Ernest Goes to Jail No, I'm not kidding. Yes, this film is dumb. Yes, it has no so- cially redeeming value. Yes, it is not really doing anything new. But how often do you get to see a guy get attacked by a vacuum cleaner I Film Staff's Best, Worst, etc. Best gangster film: Goodfellas Best way to be killed: Hot Spot, where Virginia Madsen ties her husband to a bed and fucks him to death Best sex scene: Wild at Heart, when Willem Dafoe gives his "fuck me" speech to Laura Dern Best tan: George Hamilton (15th year running) in Godfather III Best Godfather on ice: Marlon Brando in The Freshman Best Arnie-ism: "Consider this a divorce" (Total Recall) Best performance by an animal: Jean-Claude Van Damme (Death Warrant) Best instance of art imitating life: Bad Influence, where Rob Lowe videotapes a sex scene Best performance by Winona Ryder: Mermaids Best film with a Roman numeral: Henry V Best children's film: Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer Best Blow Job: (tie) Hot Spot, White Palace Best open-minded, non-sexist Pygmalion remake: Pretty Woman Most disappointing film: (tie) Godfather III, Wild at heart Most unique source for an adaptation: a National Enquirer story (I Love You to Death) Most surprising casting: Mel Gibson as Hamlet. Most surprising actor-turned-director: Kevin Costner (Dances With Wolves) Most schizophrenic film: Awakenings (which resembles One Flew over the Cuckoo Nest, Charly, Cocoon, Rainman) Character we'd most like to meet Blue Velvet's Frank Booth: Albert Spica (The Cook, the Thief; His Wife and tier Lover) Character most likely to be marketed as a doll: Sofia Coppola's from The Godfather Part I1 - pull a string and it says, "Dad!" Worst on-screen chemistry: Robert Redford and Lena Olin (Havana) Worst looking film yet to be released: King Ralph Best overheard dialogue in theater: at Quigley Down Under: "Why can he shoot so far?" "Because he's a cowboy, honey." and lose? In other words: it's very funny in a rather brainless way, but isn't that the escapism we want from a film? 8. Dances With Wolves Yeah, it's an egotistical tour- de-force for one Kevin Costner, and as much as I hate this kind of Oscar-material, just-cause, tear- jerking, zillion-dollar extravagan- za, this one is a pretty good film. For all of its "look at me, look at my butt" scenes, it has a naivete which makes it an enjoyable ride. David Lubliner's 10 best films 1. Metropolitan Whit Stillman's funny and in- sightful look inside the lives of New York Upper East Side debu- tantes exposed the dilemmas of the well-to-do and proved that the best movie of the year can be made by a complete novice. 2. Men Don't Leave No one saw this underrated movie about a widow (Jessica Lange) and her two sons. However, everyone did see Charlie Korsmo, who played the younger boy, in his other film of the year, Dick Tracy. 3. Longtime Companion This movie about the lives of gay men living in the '80s in- cluded one the year's best perfor- mances from Bruce Davidson. 4. Edward Scissorhands It made Johnny Depp believers out of even the most fervent skep- tics, marked a comeback (albeit tragic) for Anthony Michael Hall and once again proved that Tim Burton is the most imaginative filmmaker working in Hollywood today. 5. Reversal of Fortune This surprisingly dark comedy about Claus Von Bulow (Jeremy Irons) and his lawyer, Alan Der- showitz (Ron Silver), was hysteri- cally funny and provided abso- lutely no answers to the questions surrounding Sonny Von Bulow's strange death. 6. Pump Up The Volume Hot young actor Christian Slater made this otherwise corny film a lot of fun. Samantha Mathis is no Winona Ryder, however. 7. Awakenings Robert DeNiro and Robin Williams delivered outstanding performances and made director Penny Marshall's follow-up to Big a success. 8. Goodfellas More great acting by DeNiro (with some help from Joe Pesci, Ray Liotta and Lorraine Bracco); Martin Scorsese's story of the mob came before most of the other gangster films and was, without question, the best. 9. Wild at Heart Every 1990 top ten list must mention David Lynch somewhere. His film about the fiery lives of Sailor (Nicolas Cage) and Lulu (Laura Dern) on the run in the deep South featured half the cast of Twin Peaks. 10. To Sleep With Anger Charles Burnett's intelligent script about the life of a modern Black family living in America certainly deserved a lot more at- tention than it received. Mark Binelli's top 10 films 1. Best Film: Goodfellas' Gangsters, cocaine and an un- forgettable performance by Joe Pesci (Do I look funny? Am I a clown or something? Quit bustin' myfuckin' balls!) 2. Other Best Film: Monsieur Hire Film is the ultimate form of voyeurism, so films about voyeurism are inevitable, and this is a good one. 3. Best Epic by a First-Time Direc- tor: Dances With Wolves How could you not like a film so politically correct that it even had a little disclaimer at the end reassuring us that no animals were hurt? Costner's no David Lean, but easily better-looking. 4. Best Film About Elvis: Mystery Train Jim Jarmusch in Memphis. 5. Second Best Film About Elvis: Wild At Heart David Lynch may have been trying a bit too hard to be David Lynch with this one, but smoothing over the many excesses was the best Elvis attitude ever captured on film. 6. Best Comedy: The Icicle Thief Calling Maurizio Nichetti the Italian Woody Allen just because he's a short, funny-looking, irrev- erent director is like cajling Spike Lee the Black Woody Allen for the same reason. But this film does have an awful lot in common with The Purple Rose of Cairo, only it's sub-titled and more entertaining. 7. Best Sappy Date Movie: C'est La Vie Also Worst Title of the year, but otherwise a really nice film from director Diane Kurys. 8. Best Giant Monster Movie: Tremors It's no Destroy All Monsters, but then again, what is? Pretty good B-movie fun anyway. 9. Best Use of Ultra-Violence Since A Clockwork Orange: The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover 10. Other stuff I liked: House Party; Roller Coaster Rabbit (cartoon short); Akira Kurosawa's Dreams; Miller's Crossing; Rever- sal of Fortune; Henry and June; 'Mo Better Blues; Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer Gregg Flaxman's Best of 1990 (not necessarily in any order) 1. The Godfather Part III 2. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover 3. A Short Film About Killing 4. Alice 5. Goodfellas 6. Dances with Wolves 7. The Krays 8. Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer 9. Hamlet 10. May Fools Michael John Wilson's top 10 1. The Civil War 2. Miller's Crossing 3. Goodfellas 4. Metropolitan 5. Sweetie 6. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover 7. Longtime Companion 8. Edward Scissorhands 9. Postcards from the Edge 10. Dances With Wolves Yes, the best film of the year is a made-for-TV movie, seen only on PBS. But Ken Burns' eleven hour long documentary is unques- tionably the best and most impor- tant work of film produced last year. Also impressive were the gangster films of the Coen brothers (Miller' s Crossing) and Martin Scorsese (Goodfellas), as well as the debut Woody Allen-esque comedy by Whit Stillman, Metropolitan. The best foreign films of the year include Aus- tralian Jane Campion's family "comedy," Sweetie, and Peter Greenaway's brilliant and repul- sive art film, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover. Yet these films just aren't in the same class as Burns' monumental and timely achievement. Jen Bilik's best films Longtime Companion, written by playwright Craig Lucas, was McFeud jams Rick's on Tuesday, Blind Pig and the U-Club on Wednes- day, Fiji on Saturday... Ryth McFeud (pun intended) is mak- ing the Ann Arbor music scene tour. A five-man band plus a four-man horn section, Ryth McFeud performs a garage band selection of songs with impres- sive expertise and originality in interpretation. On Thursday night at the Blind Pig, they opened with an instrumental piece which set the mood. It does not matter what song they are playing. Ryth McFeud is at their peak when they unleash themselves with an intense jam. The covers were the most fun because we could sing along, but the originals worked as well. The most notable of these included "Love Monkey" and "Simplify," the stage antics of which were thoroughly amus- ing. Bluesy lead singer Rich Volin seemed learned at the an- tics part; he's quite the "air drummer" extraordinaire. The horn section was amus- ing to watch as well. Swaying to the music, they nearly per-. fected the barn-yard dance-. slight bend in the knees, elbows; out, up down, up, down. It's cute and so are they, especially Paul Geddes, who frequently pretended his trombone was a guitar as he strummed at it. Musically, they are very tight. Their rendition of Sting's cover of Jimi Hendrix's "Little, Wing" was electric, and Gabe "Boy Wonder" Whyel was un- faltering on the guitar, even mesmerizing at times. Other highlights included an enjoyable version of Warren Zevon's "Werewolves Of Lon- don" and a classic rendition of Led Zeppelin's "Fool I-n the Rain." -Kim Yaged the first dramatic enactment of -the AIDS crisis. Although it encoun- tered criticism for its lack of com- prehensiveness, every pioneer falls prey to such complaints. When there aren't numerous angles, of representation from which to draw a complete picture, the work that addresses a marginalized subject attains the level of spokesperson, as if its story were the only one to be told. Take Longtime Companion for what it is: a beautiful and sad depiction of the devastation AIDS has wrought in the gay community. The Unbelievable Tru-th stretched the limits of the narrative story with its witty script and inno- vative structure. The film is a beautiful love story that illustrates a community as well as two char- acters, Long Island residents who drop aphorisms while maintaining their working-class reality. Louis Malle's May Fools and Denys Arcand's Jesus of Montreal respectively developed the con- ventions of the comedy and the al- legory. May Fools consistently constructs believable but bizaire situations, taking the audierice with it all the way, until it briigs in an outside character to remibd you of the scene's absurdity. Berkeley in the Sixties, unfortu- nately, seems very relevant now. Through news footage and inter- views with then-activists, it tejls the story of a time of upheaval ihd progress, reminding us that pollti- cal activism can have an effect with unity, compromise and in- formed participants. Frank Henenlotter's (Basket Case and Basket Case 2) Franken- hooker didn't play in Ann Arbor theaters, but is available on video- tape now. Henenlotter uses his low budget to advantage, reworking the Frankenstein myth with a feminjst twist. It's the perfect cult film, late-night humor without being too strange. I Save the LP! . Daily Arts I THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN'S 17TH ANNUAL EXPLORE EMPLOYMENT PPORTUNITIE MEET WITH GRADUATE SCHOOL DISCSS CREERREPRESENTATIVES OPTIONS WITH MINORIT RECRUITERS CAREER CONFERENCE TUESDAY, JAN. 22nd RRANGE 7:00-10:00 p.m. INTERVIEWS MICHIGAN UNION JANUARY 23R SNEAK PREVIEW Arts and Programming Presents ---------------.------------ Fredrick's Graphics Yart pPrtnts 00, 04 j% and DD nn FPm alp