SUN AT, NOVEMBE 4, 1923 THE MICI "A landscape to be seen has to be (George Santayana), from "The Sense composed, and to be loved has to be of Beauty" moralized. That is the reason why " is almost as harmful to be a rude and vulgar people are indiffer- virtuous fool as a knave." - (Teddy ent to their natural surroundings."- Roosevelt.) YOU will be more han satisfied ith the food and serviced at Tuttles Lunch Room 338 Maynard St. South of Majestic is - GAN DAILY P*GE TNME 'Xmas Gifts That please from our vast, carefully chosen stock of WATCHES DIAMONDS JEWELRY a SILVERWARE as GLASSWARE A E R1p CHINA li s E) GIFTS WARE K LEATHER GOODS Schianderer Seyfried , JEWELERS 304 SOUTH MAIN STREET Edited By Scogan MIRACLES, OYSTERS AND BABOONS "Perhaps the greatest miracle is that which enables a man to tolerate life, which enables, him to embrace its illusions and translate its monstrous incoherence into delightful, edifying patterns. It is the miracle of sanity. To stand unquestioning before mysteries, to remain an undisturbed part of chaos, ah! what an adjustment! Content and even elite amid the terrible circle of Unknowns, behold in this the heroic stupidity of the sane . . . a stupidity which has already outlived the gods. "Man, alas, is the only animal who hasn't known enough to die. His undeveloped senses have permitted him to survive in the manner of the oyster. The mysteries, dangers and delights of the sea do not exist for the oyster. Its senses are not stirred by typhoons, impressed by earthquakes, or annoyed by its own insignificance. Similarly, man! "The complacent egomania of man, his tyrannical indifferences, his little list of questions and answers which suffices for his wisdom, these are the chief phenomena or symptoms of his sanity. He alone has survived the ages by a series of ludicrous adjustments, until today he walks on two legs - the crowning absurdity of an otherwise logical Nature. He has triumphed by specializing in his weaknesses and insuring their survival; by disputing the simple laws of biology with interminable banalities labeled from age to age as religions, philosophies and laws. "Unable, despite his shirtiness, to lie the fact of his mortality and de- composition out of existence, he has satisfied his mania for survival by the invention of souls. And so behold him - spectacle of spectacles - a chatty little tradesman in an immemorial hat drifting goodnaturedly through a nightmare. "It is for the ability to exist unnaturally that he has invented the ad- jective sane. But here and there in the streets of cities walk the damned - creatures denied the miracle of sanity and who move bewilderingly through their scene, staring at the flying days as the fragments of another world. They are conscious of themselves only as vacuums within which life is continually expiring. "Alas, the damned! From the depths of their non-existence they con- template their fellowman and perceive him a dwarf prostrate forever be- fore solacing arrangements of words; an homunculus riding vaingloriously on the tiny river of ink that flows between monstrous yesterdays and mon- strous tomorrows; a baboon strutting through a mirage." From, "Fantasius Mallare, A Mysterious Oath," by Ben Hecht. RENAISSANCE "It was a late April night. De Medici walked to an open window. The panorama of city night spread below him. "'Steel beast with too many eyes,' he muttered. 'It was better once . . . Hm, in the days of my charming forbears. Cloaks, and rapiers . . . sinister lipped smiles, wine-drenched feasts . . . brocades and marbles . . . incense and velvets . . . witches, poisons, intrigues and a laugh of youth over the world. Al, the Renaissance . . . it lives in me still. A Bacchanal and a hymn of lust, pride, power . . . their shadows whimper inside me ..." From, "The Florentine Dagger," by Ben Hecht. THEREFORE.... "....here we hold not that laughing, but that drinking is the distin- guishing Character of Man. I don't say Drinking, taking that word singly and absolutely in the strictest Sense; No, Beasts then might put in for a share; I mean drinking cool delicious Wine. For You must know, my Beloved, that by Wine is Man made Divine; neither can there be a surer Argument, or a less deceitful Divination. Your Academics assert the same when they make the Etymologie of Wine, which the Greekes call OINOX to be Vis, Strength, Vertue, and Power; for 'tis in its power to fill the Soul with all 't'ruth, Learning and Philosophy." From "The Adventures of Gargantua" by Francis Rabelais. QUE SCA S-JEI "'What do I know?' There may be more in life than the moralists think and more in death than the atheists imagine." From "Suspended Judgments" by John Cowper Powys. GOD'S BLESSING' ".. 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