VAL . E IGHT THE 'MICHi"CaAN Al :LY - A., MAY 27, 192 drair his owe. ('t *its rct'.I outys~ ash to reminl him thn our P. T.O.W E s who favor "Steep) little frog, in Su m e lap so soft,"' are grog into our high ('ire not estimate what the results oh t test, to actual '1'. 0. Ii' might beS o ts W a But if, sometime in the far future ry little Matry comes onic to merei cting, Seets little frog, in my ap so - Experily Tiloreda soft," I shall burn the shool buildig hang the teacher, tlow op the school heard, and put the chid tnder thew tutelage of Dinah. rf l Sp tSu sr - ht lnesAT TH FIRST NIGHTs J - lCoutiiedt rons Page Two) _a edseyt "ac The fGrouchi: Escatingt .you tmean a erahr-t ae Vif PeIrofesor: It is a liege chus Fyfe Footwear ...a very large chorts. 'he Yoitng Man: They sure have gt= te pep.That gatg's the fro ,, . -ti eyerows when it rounes to tushi racket, tll right, all right. .Te StudienttCritic: sag tacket mine'cihu - r ua dt Tite chorusis sang wittt kaleidloscptici r F. A t rqu rd rilliantce, and c losed awitt conte itt a cenaeous butrst of exaltatton 6o8 ELast Liberty(- Theiiir work is tmttrked :y.. The Gtroutth: by .hgno tielodva~l~ mouch noise. fTa t irchtfrui 'ite "Queen of S e a v s h ril.?tillllN 11111111111!1II1115 l Sltctia' was1111111111111111tor11151ihle - i1I11151 i11llililfi They didn't sing, they yelled _______________ antI sere tprottdtofiit. Li G ufest (fromsta:iittle pritetalc, I ' - lIII~11111111511i1 Each autd every tite of its shotuld tlek p ide](n teir achie'cments. Wie- __________ houhlIgory in their sotg thti heautiftul sonug cf 0our ounstriens= anud neighbhors. TIe eotic Mr. tig Ii s' wonderful itieed, butt it i _ he glow of hotit tics that must .-.:.,.... forever count. The Grouch: Who Ilet you in? The Young Laity: Mr. Guest". fow perfectly Iseavenly!'.****ty The Professor: IWe welcome Art.\t Gnest. He is a poet, a tinuehpott._ of rhiymte andi hythr at. The Young AhtIan Sy, owto's. 11 folt, ainyway. 'Yott hnowsWho I mean-the gutih spetslth5Ili lust the orehiestra for a while' The Professors Wie: Ii i ori.: ii the ftuousa iisi eAats of rni,sa Tes aytoei v toc s ii ' et.-' tilit h'utoti,. fi1tt hStisti-irei has Ibe*en inll thiii 'ihe Stuident it ie: .hr. i 'totmtie I" tiahly made a strongu itoprs ionI thinki I must say 'it in ty sarticle Thc Grouch: TnYou i, do you: I >W The Professor: I de not thin: Mr Hosts conmpositions will e very = ucceesful on jrecrd. We Iac none, have we, my de'r? The Professors Wife: Of course not There are none. The Grouch: And prohahly there will!' he none. Moist is too ig a man 10 take well on phonograph records- - 7 at leant until he lands some faucy= joh, with a ig salary, and a well paid pres'a ageni.. He's a real too sician . .. that Be.ni Morn suite The Young Lady: 'Ugh! It was horni= Ile, ghastly The Grouch: It was good. To te ily- seemed the hbest insic ot .thee c =en - hug. There were brain in t hbraids, and poetry, and colors.=- painted y a strong man. Ther, are copper skies, bright sands, wid A NEW SHIRT FOR.SPORT WEA,5R - THE PARKER dancers, scarlet horsemen-scarlet horsemetn that ride like the wind!=lin Low Neckbard and the Finest -of Oxford Cloth - $330# and cut gashes of red across the - hard yellow sands. .,. SPORT BELTS NORFOLKSw The Professor: Waiter- WAITEII? ! CDI" DOSKE C.-S APS The Young tLady: Ilens crazy. Oh my! UL'HOECP The Studetnt Critic: lies talkinig tree- verse!. Put hum out! The Youtng tian: Otcha go! Beat it! The Professor: Nose we niay dine in 1= lf#Gm r Wi g peace. Edgar Guest: True wvorth lieu inih things at hand, STATE, STREET And Good is scattered thronghott OVER CALKINS thme land. Tho Gruch (outsidhe) : . . .brighut _________________________________ ___________ skies, hardt wids . . . r i a ,ndpr}" pi"e sinds. . . si-ing g ng ... irphe lilt.: _ ?] yxi: I