SUNDAY, NOWEMBER 20, 1921

THE MICHIGAN DAILY MAGAZINE

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SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1921 THE MICHIGAN DAILY MAGAZINE 7

The Iconoclast
Co-eds Defends
(Continued from Page 4)
greatest demand among men students.
Captain Billy's "Whiz Bang" has sup-
erceded it. In art the boys seem to
prefer Mack Sennett's productions. As
to talking other than idiotically, an at-
tempt was made to print a typical;
masculine conversation, but it was
found that the linotype, usually equal
to any emergency, did not have enough
dots and dashes for the occasion.
In one field the Iconoclast admits
male supremacy. "If athletic achieve-
ments are to be counted-it must be
admitted that the men are surely in
the lead," he said. "Surely we men

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have ;the laugh on the women here, get married don't they? And don't
Imagine a 'co-ed' making thirteen they marry women?
feet in a pole vault, making a hundred "The whole question about the 'co-
yards in ten flat, or heaving the shot eds' resolves down to male and fe-
forty feet. male qualities. For a man to con-
"But because a woman lacks ton- demn a woman-wherever she is-be-
nage, because she lacks muscles that cause she is a woman, is to regret that
stand out like beer steins in bas-re- he is not asexual, or parthenogenetic.
lief, because she lacks the celerity In brief, he would be a protozoan, and
that marks men, jack rabbits, fleas, mentally that is what} he is.
dogfish, and snakes, she is surely in- "The chances are that he does not
ferior to man. believe in evolution, that he is under
"But wait! Women, when they take the impression that woman was made
to swimming, are as a rule, much bet- of a man's rib by a heaven-sent, white-
ter than men. Therefore using the whiskered old patriarch. He likely
postulate which I usedi before, wo- thinks that the earth was made in six
men are surely superior to men be- clock-days, that a course in rhetoric
cause their specific gravity is less. will make him a great writer, that
"There is an accusation that girls Michigan is the greatest university in
come here seeking husbands. Accept- the world, and that he is the best man
ing this 'a priori,' what of it? Men in it."



MCCORMACK

That
Dance
Frock
The winter round of gay-
eties is setting in and with it
come insistent demands for
appropriate frocks.
Emphatic in appeal are
colorful satins and brocades,
diaphonous chiffons and
dainty taffetas.
Blossom colorings, petal
skirts, bouffant effects, and
trimmings that include feath-
er motifs, or Spanish laces
and jet, are only a few of
the conceits in the new even-
ing apparel.
Prices? From $30.00 to
$97.50.
Gold or Silver
Ho s ie r y
Necessary accessories to
most evening costumes are
gold or silver hosiery. We
have them from $2 to $3.50.
Blacik silk hose start at $2.

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OU'LL enjoy McCormack more if you hear
him on the Victrola before you hear him in
person on Tuesday evening. Familiarize
yourself with his art and you will ad d
greatly to your enjoyment and apprecia-
tion of his concert.
COME in before Tuesday-we will gladly
play any McCormack Records you may
wish to hear.
601-605 East i8tUlM Ot-

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