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SIX CLASSIC
CAMPUS DATES
University Social Life In All Its Categorical Glory
EDITOR'S NOTE: Thia is another
ithe Magazine Sectossereof
explotrtisos it nsittion
-explorations variously referred to as
penetrating" (by the author) or "pre-
posterous" (by his friendst). After
having somewhat illuminated the
matters of campus leaders and co-
eds, we now turn to several clssical
variations of the campus date.
By ERNEST THEODOSSIN
FOR the benefit of those who
have difficulty imoceteorizin,
a very necessary modern process,
and who find it impossible to view SHE "Well yes, but then he
thcir soallife objectivclywe oowas very good on Lodge "
torc piesent a step bystep deneHE Yes, he did a in
ation and analvsis of six classicLdE e"
campus dates., .
cps dd nThe emphasis here is on saying T.s
A cassic University date is an nothing which con he held against
event never to be forgotten y outer Man wen, det
classic University date is to a Uni- you later. Many women, deter-
mined to preserve their indepen
ersity student what a triple -deckdence, will even insist on paying'
ice cream cone is to a six year old: for their own coffee.
an experience to be relived boastedli io cf
about, and retained in one's meinix* T
ory as a touch of life's beauty. THE MASS COMMUNICATION
DATE. This is by far the most
popular "real" date and alwaysr 0
THE COFFEE DATE. This m.et- includes either the movies, theater,
in" is held to convey and receive or, for the more cultural who have
information Male and female us- completed Music Lit 41, a concert,
ually exchange important Un4sver- Dress depends on the familiarity
sity statistics, such as year, major, the couple possess. Heels and hose,.}
place of residence, affiliation or I and tie and sport coat, are neces-
independence. sary for the first time; later, these
Conversation is generally abstract superfluous social requirements are
and impersonal. Neither shows ; Iforegone in favor of regular cloth-
much enthusiasm about the other, ing that brings with it an intimacy
and yet,, to be totally blase is to vhich grows until khakis and ber-
defeat the most important func- muda shorts are not only permiss-
tion of the event. Above all, mu- able, but necessary,
tual compatibility must be estab- .-rtoons by Lav"d rto n The audience participation ex- MASS COMMUNICATION DATE
lished, for if the couple have COFFEE DATE perience is followed by a jaunt to
nothing in common, there is no HR "It a t too badwas a little coffee shop with booths. Conversation in the booth is less
use progressing any further. H To show that they are not un- abstract than during the coffee
Typical discussion observed in e known on campus, it is required date. On a first mass communica-
the League Cafeteria: SHE: *Well, I like his approach that the couple, while seeking an tion date, sex and marriage are
HE: "Have you had Litzen- -you know; he's the most won- unoccupied booth, utter to all they pertinent topics for discussion, al-
schwartz's 16th century prose derful person." know such exclamations as "Hi, though forecful statements are not
course?" HE: "Well, I don't like the way there!" "Hi, Bob!" "Janeeeeee!" at all in order.
SHE: "I took it last semester." he did Deloney." each accompanied by a smile. SHE: "Greta Lotz is getting
married. You know Greta don't
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HE: "The name sounds familiar,
but I can't place her."
SHE: "She's a 'sister' of Arlene
Friedman's. You know, short dark
hair. She wears a trenchcoat."
HE: "Oh, yeah."
SHE: "I think she's really very
foolich."
HE: "Don't you believe in mar-
riage?'"
SHE: "Well, every woman wants
to get married eventually. But
Greta's only 20. I think she's wast-
ing her talent. You know she's
getting an ed school certificate
and she really ought to teach a
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few years before she settles down."
HE: "Well, she can still teach
after she's married."
Later, the conversation usually
gets around to sex:
HE: "Well, sex is a very im-
portant part of marriage."
SHE: "But it's not everything."
HE: "Yes, that's true. But it's
still very important."
SHE: "Well, yes it is. But you
gotta have more than sex."
HE: "Well, you've gotta love
your husband or wife. But sex
is very important."
At 12:15 the couple depart and
walk slowly toward the hill. Once
at the young lady's dorm, they
may, if they have strong feelings
toward each other, engage in that
phenomenon called "the kiss."
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