1 I L Y\ ' i/ " L 1 < 1 1 R OF THE SUMMER 'Y OF MICHIGAN. , Saturday Afternoons. ng; Maynard Street. ditorial, 2414. D2 :oo o'clock daily, except co to 2 :oo o'clock day. ds, if signed, the signatures t, but as an evidence of blished in The Wolverine r mailed to the office.e re no consideration. No writer encloses postage. indors the sentiments ex- cials, it has been made possible to continue this cus- tom. The Union has provided for the carving of names in the Tap room tops, and to a certain extent there has'been a response. But it is not what it should be. Every s'enior in the University should have.his name in one of the Union tables ; each man should see to it that he has done his part to carry on the tradition. There are still a number of seniors in the city. There are mote, who will stay to Sunmmer School or who will not leave until then. If any of these have as yet failed to put their names in the Union table tops, they should do so at once. Summer School Students! Greetings. Again we are at your service with Text ,Books and Students Supplies For all Departments LOOSE-LFAF NOTE BOOKS 1 FOUNTAIN PENS SHOP TOOLS LAB OUTFITS WAUR 9 S INIVE S BOOKSTORE Bookseller to University of Michigan Students for over Fifty Years - ....Managing E-ditor Business Manager n are com- .They are the United and if their several of ice of wear- 1. Through- tave wrked > the Maize iev are com- ght glory in past .ng to re- ors. Al- :presenta- y do can hater. If ?s on closely to the hould have a t unity and a politan papers, i the grafting can we show for there is not conducted ains for THE rs. Of course the campus in uch as keeping r between. In hfine itself to it all to them, happens. It is Finding a nickel nowadays, is like kicking a rock off the sidewalk. Writing these fillers is too much like a Marathon; the more you do, the harder itygets. We suppose that this old clothes movement must have been a lot of propaganda put out by "Doc" and "Smuck." Putting out a paper single.handed is all right when it's small enough, but when the paper is six pages, it isn't so much fun. Perhaps some time the presidential candidates will learn that the less they sayin the primaries, the more they can say in the final race. . , Sometimes we wonder why some one can't donate the money for the Union swimming pool, and help make the undergraduate's present life cool. But as the Governor of North Carolina said to the Governor of South Carolina, it's a long time be- tween drinks, so why not make the coke a.tall one. Some people will pay good money to come to Sumnmer School, and then overlook the best part of it, the course in special lectures, which doesn't cost a thing The Democratic attempts to bring up the prohibi- tion question make us think that they must have found the trip across the Great American Desert pretty dry.. In addition to bringing in the filthylucre, the edi- torial department has found the business staff very useful in fillirng up the paper with ads, which is qpite a'help with the present scarcity of news. For.once in the world's history a great thing has happened., Both the editorial and business sides of THE WoLVERINE are in full hirmony, due probably to the percentage system of splittintg up the profits. TheBean Ba It's a Pun "This humor will certainly help the crops," said the farmert.as he looked over his wheat field. Honfe-Brez, as It Were Soaiety has its coming out, Or call itwhat you chose; But since that fateful July day Every one makes de-booze. Just Like the Rest of Them The Woman 'of the University had just been awarded her diploma. On the arm of her escort she walked int'o the Union by the front door-; saun- tered down into the Tap room; waited her way through the bread line, and finally sat down to eat. Suddenly she burst into tears, and in vain her friend attempted to comfort her. "What's the matter?" 'he painfully asked. "Ohh," she sobbed, "I-I finally got into the Tap room, but I'm not a co-ed any more." Our Daily Novelette The old grad sidled up to the,bar. .His foot auto- matically. went lp to the foot rail and he rested his weary head upon his arm, which he placed tiredly upon the bar. With dim and hazy eyes he read the labels on the bottles, which decorated the ledge at the rear, and he painstakingly read the list of spe- cials, which had been painted in streaming white letters across the bar glass. "Yuh know," he said sadly to the man behind the bar, who was busily engaged in mixing the drinks which had the delightful color of cocktails, "I've been looking all afternoon for this place. I've stopped every stranger on the sidewalk and asked him where I could get such a drink as you serge here, and I'm glad to say I've found it." The man in white stopped his shaking, poured forth a delicious concoction into a tell slender glass, and decorated its contours with fresh, green mint. "What's yours ?" he asked briskly, after he had dis- posed of his mixture to a thirsty, eager patron. "Well,'if you charge me just what it's worth, if you don't put the price up like these other robbers around here because this drink's a little scarce," he replied, "I'll take a five-cent coke." "Shoot, if thou must," he cried with bravado. -I, wear Paris garters; no metal can touch my gray head." We Woider Why They Sold So Many Bottles WARNING! " If this is mixed with yeast ,the ingredients will be intoxicating. Bckcr,s SDeioatesem a - .119 E. Liberty St. - Phon ,2620M, 00,.. St~s y.,.4 to 6 .M. - --.P L -~~I Y aa Courteous and satisfactory TREATMENT to every custom- er, whether the account be large or small. The An [Arbor Savings Bank Incorporated 1869 Capital and Surplus, $00,000.00 Resources, $4,750,000.00 Northest Corner Main & Huron 707 North Universiy Avenue Flowrs reat Lasting Friend- START RIGHT BluM ize Blossom Shop Nickels Arcade 600M THE ALLY OF EVERY OTHER SPORT - KODAK FOR KODAK AMATEURS THIS STORE IS G. H. Cameras, Photographic Helps and Conveniences that make Picture Making all the Easier,-Film and Paper EVERYTHING'S HERE LYNDON AND COMPANY 719 NORTH UNIVERSITY I Q. THE "Y" INN LANE HALL: FOR TRAVELING ANYWHERE, ANY TIME You Will Enjoy U~sig the A.B.A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They come in denominations of $10, $20, $50, and $100, and are cashed by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identifica- tion. --ASKUS- FARMERS AND MECHANICS BANK 101-105 South main Street 330 Southi State Street (Nickels Arcade) LUNCH AND DINNER (per week) ... .$5.75 a , . .,. . YOUR SUMMER COURSE WILL NOT BE COMPLETE WITH OUT A VISIT TO OUR DISPLAY ROOM Come in and let us show you our varied stock of Curling Irons, Grills, Toasters, Percolators, Table Lamps, and other electrical merchandise. THlE DETROIT EDISON, COMPANY Main and William Streets Phone 2300 LUNCH . ... ......................45 DINNER . . ................... .60 SPECIAL SUNDAY DINNER... .75 d vill be a difficult task. nall, must have a staff, VERIN issues its call for .nity is offered any one, experience in writing, work, whether they in- ot. The little that one will help immensely in h one does here can not ad, for from this. paper n of what is demanded it perhaps the greatest vspaper work is contact Jniversity. Few people teach in Michigan, and s these men have. In hese sources, one meets vhom an average person and a few minutes with make the individual a I >pbrtunities as these that TuE WOL- to prospective workers and there are ances 'besides these. Without assist- LvERINE will be unable to fulfill its ly; without working on THE Wo,- men and women will be missing a ity. P UP THE TRADITION iigan'straditions is going, if the rec- year is to be considered. For years custom, when Joe's was running in. he seniors to carve their initials into tables. Here were kept the names ho left they University each year, and these ancient tables became filled as : on, they were taken off and hung g, where all of the returning gradu- them. Years later when the men lumni, they could once more visit the youth, see the old- table tops, which d, and see the names of their-class- EIGHT HONORARY DEGREES AWARDED (Continued from Page 1) scientious and painstaking in the per- formanc of. his important public duties;she has never spared himself in his devotion to the best interests' of the American soldier.a Doctor of Engineering.-Mr. Henry Martyn Leland, tof Detroit, Michigan. A son of New England, but for thirty years a resident of this commonwealth. Bringing with him the sterling virtues characteristic of early New' England life, he has been a dynamic influence in the industrial development of his adopted state and a distinguished lead- er in movements for civic betterment., Always standing for the highest ideals he has made a record in the field of mechanical science as applied to man- ufacturing development that has brought to him not, only local and na- tional, but also foreign recognition.. Doctor of Laws.LDr. Edwin Francis Gay, of New York City. A graduate of Michigan, College of Literature,, Sci- ence, and the Arts in the class of 1890. Called to Harvard university, after a period of study abroad, he won early and notable recognition as teacher and investigator in the field of economics. As its dean, he organized and devel- oped along original lines the Harvard Graduate 'chool of Business Adminis- tration. During thewaeas a member' of the commercial economy board of the council ,of national defense, as a member of the War Trade board, and as chairman of the central division of planning and statistics, he rendered. valuab'le services to the government. Now editor of a great. metropolitan" journal, the New York Evening Post, and president of the New York Even- ing Post company. Distinguished as. scholar, author and administrator, he merits the highest honor of his alma mater. Gay, a Craduate Doctor of Laws.-Mr. Worthington Chauncey Ford, of Boston, Mass. Sta- tistician, editor, author. Successively chief of the statistical bureaus of the state and treasury departments of the United States government. Under his effective administration, the division of manuscripts of the Library of, Con- gress attained its present excellence. Since 1909, editor of the publications of the Massachusetts Historical so- eiety, the oldest 'and most famous of American historical assdciations. Au- thor of numerous standard works out statistics, civic problems and in the field of American history and biog- raphy. Doctor of Laws.-Honorable Joseph Hall Steere, of .the Michigan Supreme court. A graduate of the University of Michigan, College of Literature, Science, and the Arts in the class of 1876.. For thirty years judge of the' Michigan circuit, court, the eleventh judicial circuit. Since September, 1911, a justice of the Supreme court of the state. During his long period of serv- ice upon the bench, Justice Steere has brought to his judicial duties both legal ability of a high order and a. keen Tsense of, justice that have won the confidence andrespect of bench and bar alike. A man of literary ap-1 preciation and scholarly attitude, he has found the time in the course of his busy judicial career to make. ex- haustive studies from original sources into the early history of the northern region surrounding the Great Lakes. He is entitled to special recognition from his alma mater. Crowder Distinguished Doctor of Laws. - Major-Generali Enoch Herbert Crowder, United States1 Army. For more than 40 years in the service of his country. Distinguished for his work in connection with the estpblishment of local systems of gov-, ernment in the Philippine islands and in Cuba. For nearly ten years he served with great distinction and abil- ity as judge advocate general of the army and later duritg the great war as provost-marshal general' in execu- tive charge of the administration of the selective service law under the pro- visions of which more than two million eight hundred thousand men were in- ducted into the army. A brave soldier and an administrator of rare ability. In honoring him the University honors herself. Doctor of Laws.-Dr. Marion LeRoy Burton. A graduate of Carleton Col- lege, Minnesota, and of Yale univer- sity. President successively of Smith College and of thetUniversity of Minne- sota. Scholar, author, orator, a wisely progressive and forceful university ad- ministrator, a man of rare attainments and high ideals, eminently fitted by temperament, training, and experience for leadership in the field of higher education. LEAGUE TO ADOPT NEW BUDGET PLAN At the annual meeting of the joint boards of the Woren's league.a budget system was adopted for next year. Such a system has never before been tried by this organization. The budget was planned by the retiring president and treasurer. At this meeting a committee was ap- pointed also for the purpose of taking charge of a fund to be used as a start in a campaign for a Women's league house. 's this tradition almost esight of the Union offi- I,