'HE WEATHER CONTINUED FAIR TODAYf Adk Crlrinr~ AT YOUR DOc THREE TDIES A WEEK VOL. X. No. 20 ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN, SATURDAY, AUGUST 9, 1919 PRICE THREE WILSON PROPOSES U. S. CONTHOL OF LW/iNB ESSENTIALS NAMES REMEDIES FOR H. C. IN ADDRESS TO CON- GRESS , OF L. Records Sputter As Stove League Fires Burn High (By.Whozzit) The third meeting of the Stove eague was called to order amid a hushed silence that was almost op- l)ressive. The secretary read the nlinutes from 10 o'clock on, and se- lected the order of business from the archives of the league. Three members came in late, un- able to locate the place of meeting because of the heavy coat of ashes that all but hid the coals on the altar. Steve Farrell and Aqua Allmendinger were sworn in as members of the league. BROWNING MACHINE GUNS ULAR IN BRITISH AR1MY ASKS DRASTIC STEPS TO. THROTTLE PROFITEERS] POP.I PROF WHITE EXPLAINS NEW UfON SODA BAR MAKIN6 OF MUNITIONS OPENS FOB BUSINESS "Dealing With Very Critical and Very Difficult Matters," Declares' Executive Washington, Aug. 8.--Extension of the present food control act, both as to its period of operation and to in- dude all commodities indisputably necessaries of life, regulation of cold storage to define the limits within which foodstuffs can be held; mark- ing of all goods destined for interstate commerce with the price at which they left the hands of the producer; federal licenses for all corporations and persons engaged in interestate commerce which, will provide for com- petitive selling, and passage of the pending bill giving the capital issues committee control of security issues are the remedies proposed by Presi- dent Wilson today in his address to congress to meet the existing high cost of living. The president told congress that "we are dealing with very critical and very difficult matters." He de- clared that "there is no ground for some of the fearful forecasts I hear uttered, but the condition of the world is unquestionably very grave and we should face it comprehendingly." Deliberate Consideration He appealed for calm and deliber- ate consideration of the existing situ- ation. . He declared that the world was paying for the appalling destruc- tion wrought by the great war. American production must be quick- ened, and America must aid Europe to restore normal conditions. Europe is America's greatest cus- tomer, the president said, and must be kept going or American industry will suffer. He assailed threats made in the heat of passion and appealed to housekeepers to exercise the great- est economy. Assails Strikers The president also assailed the sug- gestions of general strikes, saying: "I believe, too, that the more ex- treme leaders of organized labor will presently yield to a sober second thought, and, like the great mass of their associates, think and act like true Americans. They will see that strikes undertaken at this critical time are certain to make matters worse, not better-worse, for them and for everybody else. The worst thing, the most fatal thing that can be done now is to stop or interrupt production or to interfere with the distribution of goods by the railways and the shipping of the country." Changes Necessary Te president declared there are many things that must be corrected between capital and labor, such as wages, but he insisted that this must be done calmly and orderly and with- out threats on either side. Earlier in his address, the president declared, there can be no settled con- ditions here or elsewhere until the treaty of peace is out of the way. Then normal conditions will be re- stored, he said, but in the meanwhile, only makeshift methods are possible by restraining profiteering. He prom-' ised to sell all surplus stocks of food and clothing held by the government and to force the selling of private supplies now being hoarded. Every' thing possible under the present laws is being done, he said, to cope with the situation and with the addition of the legislation proposed by him, he declared he believed the situation would be fully met. REGISTRAR HALL EXPECTED BACK FROM CORYELL MONDAY Dr. A. G. Hall, registrar of the Uni- versity, is expected to return Monday from the Coryell Islands, where he has been spending his vacation for the past month. During his absence Dr Hall has been admitting freshmen, and as more mail than usual has been forwarded to him, it is expected that the freshmn c lass will be excention- Both men swore that they obey the rules of the league, would would rake their share of records over the coals of the altar, and would maintain the strictest secrecy regarding the meeting place of the league until such time as it seemed wise to make this known. They were then given the grip, a neat record box carved from the tooth of a prehistoric Michigan athlete, and were permitted to smoke the dope pipe from which league members have drawn their inspiration throughout the wholetperiod of the organization, some eight days. Quick, Watson, the Needle As the ceremony came to an end the Big Ben stop-watch sounded the tennis chimes and the secretary of the league turned to the book of rec- ords. "We will read from the tennis records," chanted Bill Smith, vener- able secretary of the league, and Bill was in his best voice. That peculiar throbbing note, found nowhere else except during the death throes of a female kangaroo, was present in Bill's tone as he performed the rites that opened the general discussion. "Consider ye the play of this man Wesbrook," chortled the secretary, and the dull glow of the coals on the altar grew to a fierce red as every member of the league considered. The tiny flames that leaped and danced as the discussion rose and fell strove ever to reach up to the giant bottle of iodine that stood on the bottom shelf of the medicine chest. "It must have been an army fire originally," muttered the secretary of the league, between official wheezes. "What's the iodine for?" queried one of the n~w members in an awed whisper. Fall In and Say "Excuse Me" "What? The military salve?" chanted Bill, forgetting that he was getting away from his official duties. "That's to heal up the records. You see some of these records are getting pretty old. They can't stand it to be raked over the coals the way they could in their younger days. In fact some of them were broken and had to be replaced." At this moment the sacred Meali- muth rose with a wierd moan from the altar, and, as the members of the league fell on their faces in the end- less circle round which all dope must eventually pass, the being spoke. The secretary worked feverishly at his book, for these words must not go un- recorded. The flames flickered and fell, rising as the sacred Mealimuth's voice, in a deadly monotone, came from its lips, and cringing, as some living animal, when the voice of the being ceased. As the Mealimuth cannot be quoted outside the meetings of the league, the summary of its remarks at each meeting are given out by the secre- tary of the league. "You realize that we do not believe in publicity," reiterated Bill Smith, as he prepared to place his material ih the hands of the press. Why Editors Go Mad "We do," replied the Wolverine re- porter, speaking in his dual capacity. "You are making public these records to prevent their irretrievable loss by. fire." "Exactly," replied Bill. "We can- not have these records insured with- out revealing the place of the league meetings and that is impossible as it would vioate the constitution of the league. As a result we are giving out these records, much as we dislike the publicity which accrues to our organi- zation. We had some of these records published without mention of the Stove League, but many members have protested that these might not be re- garded as official by casual readers. "The summary of the league's dis- cussion, as related to Walter Wes- (Contnued on Page Three) Surveying generally the various branches of munition making, Prof. A. H. White in his lecture, "GlimpsesE in the Manufacture of Munitions," Friday afternoon, showed the difficul- ties which were encountered in mak- ing war supplies and told how they had been met. Professor White illustrated his lec- ture with slides and an exhibit, of such implements of war as bullets, rifles, bayonets, shell cases, and gas masks. He stated that to supply the army it was necessary to turn out great quan- tities of the supplies, and that at the signing of the armistice the war plants were running at the greatest possible speed. One billion rifle bullets were being made, and the production of rifles was such that there were five rifles for each man in the front line trenches. Greater stress was being placed on the making of machine guns later in 'the war, said Professor White, and accordingly many Browning 'machine guns of two types were manufac- tured. These types were the light and heavy guns. The light weight ma- chine gun was capable of being car- ried some distance and firing rapidly, but owing to the complexity of the heavy gun, it could not be transport- ed so easily. Contrary to the reports of the unpopularity of the Browning guns in the British army, indications' show that they were popular there, said Professor White. The war was fought mostly with heavy guns, according to the speaker. He exhibited photographs of some of the principal guns which were used by the Allies, and explained their im- portance. A motion picture of some of the phases in the manufacture of muni- tions was also shown. WHAT'S GOING ON 30 FOOT FOUNTAIN EMBODIES ALL UP-TO-DATE SANITARY AND SERVICE DEVICES Embodying every device which af- fords better sanitation or more con- Svenic :. faclini.s for quick service, the new, soda bar which opened for busincss yesteriay in the Michigan Union cafeteria represents the latest model of soda dispensing fountains. Its length of 30 feet enables many men to be employed in serving drinks to large crowds. One of the most unique features of the fountain is the method of cool- ing the water and syrups. The brine cooling system has been installed in the new soda bar instead of the old ice and salt system, which was not as efficient or sanitary' as the new device.Y All drinks will be served in paper cups, and the hands of the dispensers will not touch the cups, which are kept in containers from which they are released for use in holders.: At the back of the fountain is a counter refrigerator in which the near-beer mugs, fruits, and bottled drinks will be cooled. G. N. Hecklin, recent manager of the Plaza wardens at Rockford, Ill., which has one of the most up-to-date soda establishments in the country, has been placed in charge of the soda bar. Although at present the foun- tain is not yet thoroughly supplied, the menu is almost complete. Mr. Hecklin is at present making most of the syrups which are used at the fountain, and in time he expects to make all of the ice cream and syrups. CLUMENCEAU URGED TO COME TO U. S. August 11 5 p. m.-French Letters Prof. A. G. Canfield. August 12 and the War, 5 p. m.-The Duties of Sappers in War, Prof. A. H. Lovell. 8 p. m. - British National politics, Prof. J. R. Hayden. August 13 8 p. m.-Concert. Faculty of the Uni- versity School of Music (Hill audi- 5 p. m.-The Political Situation in Korea (Illustrated), Dr. W. C. Rufus. Rufus. August 14 5 p. m.-North Africa under Roman Rule (Illustrated), Prof. J. G. Win- ter. 8 p. m.-Miseellaneous readings. The class in interpretative reading (Uni- versity hall). August 15 5 p. m.-The All Year School, Mr. Paul C. Stetson, superintendent of schools, Muskegon, Mich. , 8 p. m.-How Fishes See, Hear, and Learn (Illustrated), Prof. J. E. Reighard. GEORGE HURLEY TO RE UNION SOCIAL DIRECTOR NEXT YEAR George F. Hurley, '18L, will be so- cial director of the Michigan Union next year and will arrive in time to enter upon his duties by the opening of the school term. During his last year in the Univer- sity Hurley was president of the Union, his labors in its behalf re- sulting in the organization's becoming a ofree in nearly every campus move- ment. Those who know Hurley feel sure that he will succeed in his new office. Paris, Aug. 8.-The presence of Pre- mier Clemenceau at the first general assembly of the League of Nations at Washington is strongly urged in Amer- ican quarters, according to Marcel Hutin, of the Echo4e Paris, who said his informant is a French statesman. M. Hutin added that while of course the premier "cannot bind himself to go to America at the time when his presence in France is particularly nec- essary, it may be possible to arrange things, and M. Clemenceau will be un- likelyr to remain insensible to the presing invitation he is getting from America." As to the date of the aseimbly, it is said, an exchange of views between the Allied governments now is going on. In some quarters there is senti- ment in favor of delaying the meeting until a well arranged program is drawn up, but others, notably the French, express the opinon the as- sembly should be held this fall so that a program of guiding principles could be firmly established. FOURTH ROUND TENNIS SINGLES MUST BE PLAYED OFF TODAY Fourth round singles matches in the campus tennis tournament must be played off today. The semi-finals may be played immediately and must be completed by Wednesday night, so that the finals in both singles and doubles may be played next week. Worth defeated Sanchez, 6-3, 6-2, in the only other fourth round match played since the recent rains held up tournament Play. Munz plays Bowers and Breakev meets Harbert in the other two fourth. round matches.. Worth and Angell have already won their way into the semi-finals. Merkel and Munz will face Fisher and Bassett in the doubles finals. Robert Stewart Visits Friends Here Robert Stewart, '17, who recently received his discharge from the army, was in the city Thursday for a short time visiting friends. Stewart is now in Detroit where he expects to locate in business. Visitors at Camp Davis to Witness Athletic Program (By Staff Correspondent) Camp Davis, Aug. 8.-Prof. C.T. Johnston has announced that camp would close at 3 o'clock Friday after- noon, Aug. 22. M. C. and G. R. & I. time tables have been in great demand ever since. Visitors' day will be Aug. 13. A committee consisting of "Nibs" Miller, "Bill" Cruse, and Frank Taylor has been appointed to prepare the pro- gram congisting of games and stunts and to arrange for th 'accommnoda- tion of the guests of the camp. All persons who are interested are in- vited to attend and look over the camp at that time and a considerable crowd is expected. The morning will be devoted to an inspection of the camp and an oppor- tunity will be given the curious to look through the "guns" to their hearts' content. In the afternoon a championship baseball game will be lasnoH-uolsutlo 0H411'si5111 3l o tIIo; aquatic sports is scheduled to take place. Camp may be reached easily by automobile from either Cheboygan or Pellston. Quit Championship The .quoit tournament is providing many surprises. The championship was quite universally conceded to Prof. C. 0. Wisler and J. H. Cissel but they apparently get a bad case.of stage fright when they play tournament games, with the result they are now competing for a place close to the bot- played, after which a program of team seems to be keeping its lead. Surprises have not been limited to the quoit tournament, however. In the baseball league the Grasshoppers, who were consigned to one of the low- er places in the league whipped the Ants, the would-be champions, by a score of 7 to 2. The Ants and the Mosquitos play off the championship game of the Bug .league this week, (Continued on Page Four) Spotlight Long, But Entertaining They came, they saw, they slept, and they departed-softly, of course, lest they disturb the impersonator in the midst of his chameleonic contor- tions. And still he talked on and on from behind his ornate screen. Outside of that, the audience had a pretty good time at the Summer Spot- light, for 'twas "Onion Time in Ber- muda" and "Pete" Emmerman and "Si" Simons were in their element. Pee combined melody and melodrama a he satisfaction of his expectnt hea ers, and Si played a perfect though unassuming accompaniment. The minstrel which occupied the first half of the program suffered from its excessive length-a fault common to most campus productions. The nov- elty of a "black-face" show, however, somewhat counterbalanced its undue length. The chief attractions of the act were the whistling number by Harold Ritz, from whom the audience demanded two encores, the harmony by the "Prohibition Quartet,' 'and a solo by Howard Walser. The eccentric dancing of "Pat" Nertney and C. T. McKinney was well done. Skit Takes Well "Here Comes the Bride," a little skit presented by Paul Kempf and Paul Moore, made its appeal because of its frank burlesque and snappy dialogue. It "went across" well. A. H. Purvis had good material for a monologue but he has his limitations as a character actor. But, then, he probably, wasn't seeking realism and the audience was perhaps just as well satisfied. Xylophone Duet The xylophone duet by "Jack" Ed- wards and "Don" Rhodes was good, being, as it was, somewhat of a novelty in campus entertainments. On the whole, the vaudeville was well gproduced. There were few hitches in the acting and the performance showed the results of Mr. Shuter's careful direction. The audience was unusually large for a Summer school show and the present returns, though incomplete, indicate a financial success. BELGIUM DEPUTIES RATIFY GERMAN PEACE TREATY Brussels, Aug. 8.-The chamber of deputies today unanimously ratified the peace treaty with Germany. MAKIN PLNS IFO CAMPUS THEATE BUILDING TO HAVE LABORATO] FACILITIES AND MODERN EQUIPMENT PLAYHOUSE WILL SEA ONE THOUSAND PERSOD Organization to Crystallize Drama Work Here; Has Permanent Membership Tentative plans for a Univers theater with laboratory facilities a being made by the Dramatic Soci of the University of Michigan. Inf4 mation and suggestions are now be sconsidered to ascertain how best .meet the need of such a theater Michigan. A house with seating ' pacity for at least 1,000 is desired, w: all modern scenic and lighting equ Thent and rooms for rehearsal a study. The Dramatic society was recen organized in the faculty for the pi pose of unifying and concentrating t work carried on by a number of d connected dramatic organizations. T object is to promote the education and recreational possibilities of t drama with special attention, first all, to the building of a Univers: theater. The theater committee cc sists of Profs. J. R. Nelson, H. A. K yon, R. D. Hollister, and J. F. She ard and Secretary Shirley W. Sl The idea is to crystallize drama work, make the University theater place of social betterment for the co: munity, and to have Michigan lead t state in dramatic activity and prodi tion. Permanent Membership The organization is one of pern nent membership and will include f ulty and others. Members of the s dent body who are interested in a proficient in dramatics will be adm ted to membership. The Board of , rectors consists of 12 the majority whom must be members of the fae ty. Four directors are elected ea year for a term of three years, tl making the organizat n permane ,This board elects its own officers. I the ensuing year the personnel of I board is as follows: Prof. L. Strauss, chairman, Prof. T. K Rank secretary, Robert A. Campbell, tre urer, Dean Myra B. Jordan, Dean Jo R. Effinger, and Profs. R. D. Hollist J. L. Brumm, H. A. Kenyon, and J. Nelson and Messrs. Homer Heath, V. Moore and W. B. Shaw. To Correlate Courses The work of the organization is correlate the courses detling with d matic art, to collect a special librE of modern dramatic material, to p sent public lectures and plays, and encourage amateur and professio dramatics. The primary duty of I Dramatic society is not adninistrati nor is it an attempt to obliterate pr ent organizations, but rather to h4 and further the interests of all d matic bodies. Much excellent work has fx done under difficult handicap by t Michigan Union, the Comedy club, I Oratorical association, the Cer Francais, Masques and others. But removing the existing limitations, obtaining a modern stage with gC properties, artistic detail may be c tained and Michigan productions w approach perfection. The Drama society hby been planned thus to bE etfi all these organizations. SUMMER GRADES TO BE MAILE AS IN REGULAR SESSI Summer school grades will be s out from the registrar's office same as in the regular session, it m announced today, and consequently will be unnecessary for the stude to bring self-addressed stamped en lopes to the office unless their ho addresses on their entrance- slips E incorrect. It is expected that all grades R be mailed within two weeks after - close of the Summer session. England and Afghanistan, Make Pet London, Aug. 8.-Peace has be made between Great Britain and . ghanistan. A peace agreement , signed at 11 o'clock this morning, was officially announced this aft noon. PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Huron and Division Streets 10:30 A. M.-Sermon by Rev. John Comin. 11:45 A. M.-Talk by Prof. W. D. Henderson. 6:30 P. M.-Young People's Evening Service.