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OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE SUMMER SESSION
OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
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REPORTERS
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BUSINESS STAFF
P Schneider Richard Lambrecht,
William Wachs
THURSDAY, AUG. 7, 1919,
PRESIDENT HARRY B. HUTCHINS TO REMAIN
The apnouncement that President Harry B. Hutchins has consented to I
for another year as Michigan's executive is a source of satisfaction and
sure to those interested in the welfare of the University. Whether the f
ing has been manifested or not, there remains, nevertheless, the factj
; Michigan respects and admires the man who has been so active in her <
alf; and she rejoices that he will continue so.-
When it became known some months ago that President Hutchins had
tered his resignation to the Board of Regents, our sorrow at the pros-.
ive loss was equalled only by the fear that there could not be obtained
an capable of assuming this position of responsibility. The fear was
ified, for the Regents have failed to secure a man worthy of occupying.
chair held successively by President James B. Angell and President
ry B. Hutchins.,
That the University needs President Hutchins during the coming year j
fact which needs no proof. The institution is still in the process of
nstruction and it is certainly desirable that it avoid the retardation and
usion invariably caused by "swapping horses in the middle of a f
yam." Unnecessary changes cause additional. friction in the educational
well as in the industrial machine, and a decrease of efficiency results. c
an all indications point to the coming year's being the greatest in the f
ory of the University, Michigan will need a strong and steady hand to
le her. President Hutchins supplies that need.
Michigan congratulates herself that she has for an executive a man who9
illing to sacrifice his own interests to those of the University; who is a
Michigan man-one who places duty before self; and who is worthy j
he homage of every alumnus, student, and faculty member.
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Can Anyone Tell'Us the CauseI
One of the town's leading grocers is
complaining on account of the great
demand for yeast. He says if it keeps
up yeast will be in a class with
radium and platinum. Everything is
rising, even the yeast.
Which reminds us that the name of
one of the newest popular pieces has
come from the home brew industry.
What is it? Oh' yes, "Out of the East."
COLOR OF FLOWERS DUE TO
METALLIC ACTION--KRAEMER
Color of flowers is due to metallic
action on a substance, common in all
flowers, according to a theory advanc-
ed Tuesday afternoon by Dr. Henry
Kraemer, newly-elected dean of the
pharmacy college of the University, in
a lecture,"ThesNature and Origin of
Color in Plants."
He supported this doctrine by mix-
ing various organic matters with this
common substance, thereby turning
it into green, purple, or yellow, as was
desired. For some time Dr. Kraemer
was alone in championing "this new
scientific theory, but recently chem-
ists of the Imperial university of
Tokyo have accepted the same be-
liefs.
"Chlorophyl is the most perfect
plant color," he said, "and the most
remarkable substance found in nature.
Occurring in every green plant. and
each part that is green, it develops
under the influence of the sunlight
and is distinguished by its occurrence,
its work, and its physical properties."
Patronize our advertisers.
MIDSUMMER
BOOK 'SALE
OUR TABLES AND COUNTERS ARE FAIRLY GROANING
Fever
Send a suit
To the cleaner's
(By the way
He oughta be called
The mangler)
And
Have It come home
With two
Bright green buttons
In the place
Of the sober black ones
That used to
Hold the front together?
Summer school certainly
life if you don't week-end.
WITH BARGAINS
In books of Education, History, Economics, Mathematics, Chemistry,
etc. Come early and bring your basket.
Wahr's University Bookstores
For Traveling Anywhere Anytime
You will enjoy using the
A. B. A. Travelers' Checks as issued by this bank. They
come in denominations of $10, $20, $50 and $100, are cashed
by Banks, Hotels, Railroads, etc., without identification.
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ASK US
Tonight is the big show. It's going
to be a great piece of work from what
we hear. College boys with banjos
and mandolins and everything. And
harmony - why all the barber shop
chord boys that ride around in Fords
and sing cocoa-cola tenors* will be
there with bells on. Get your tickets
just as soon as you finish reading this
column, we take it for granted that
if you've once started that you'll fin-
ish, and call up a b. or b. and we'll
guarantee you a swell evening.
*Used to be whiskey tenor.
A Nice Family
A headline in the Chi Trib says
"Child Poisons Baby Hoping for Re-
venge on Old Woman."
It's pretty darn nice when you're
awful hard up for the usual drool to
fill up a colyum with and two friends
who know a laugh when they see one
drop in the office and help out. We
are indebted to H. P. and R. A. a lot.
One of our favorite authors (which
is a bad phrase) says "Women are
either sweet, clever or pretty." This
rule is easily tested out and is in-
fallible, every girl simply having to
be one of those three. ,If she isn't
pretty she is always sweet or clever,
and so on ad infin. But of course
there is nothing prohibiting any of
'em being all three. That is, nothing
except the girl.
Ain't it grand
To get that check
Just when you're broke
And to wonder
Just which is the best way'
To spend it
You sit down
And think about it
And
Plan a big party
As though you owned the earth
And then
The next day you get a lot of bills
That you had forgotten
Oh, man! What's the use!
-H. P.
T'ROY 'TAILORED
SOF'rCOL LARS
FIT WELL--WASH EASILY
Chett, Peabody,4 Co., Ihc., Troy, N. Y.
DETROIT UNITED LINES
Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jackson
(March 3o, 1919)
(Central Standard Time)
Detroit Limited and Express Cars-8:io a.
in., and hourly to 8:2o p. m.
Jackson Limited and Express Cars-7:48
a. m., and every hour to 9:48 p. m. (Ex-
presses make local stops west of Ann Arbor.)
Local Cars East Bound-6:oo a. m., 9:05 a.
m. and every two hours to 9:o5 p. m., io:5o
p. m. To Ypsilanti only, 11:45 p. m., 12:20
a. m., i : io a. m,, and to Saline, change at
Ypsilanti.
Locaf Cars West Bound-6:48 a. m. and
21:20 p. M.
Absolutely ..
The Coolest Place in Town
Air Changed Once a Minute
ICE CREAM and HOME
MADE CANDIES
The Sugar Bowl
Phone 967 109 SO. STATE
Courteous and satisfactory
TREATMENT to every custom-
er, whether the account be large
or small.
The Ann:Arbor Savings Bank
Incorporated 1869
Capital and Surplus, $650,000.00
Resources ........ . $4,000,000.00
Northwest Cor. Main & Huron.
707 North University Ave.
Farmers & Mechanics Bank
101-105 $. Main 330 S. State St.
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Go to LYNDON'S 719 N.
Eastman Kodaks
UNIVERSITY AVE.
Eastman Films
GUARANTEED AMATEUR FINISHING
ENLARGEMENTS FROM YOUR NEGATIVES A SPECIALTY
We have led in amateur finishing for twelve years and are still lead-
ing:-Why? Because we give you QUALITY. We guarantee our devel-
oping r no charge. We have the latest and best equipped store in the
State and our help is experienced in every line of P4otography.
IF YOU WANT SATISFACTION BRING YOUR
Two Doors from
Hill Auditorium LYNDON & COMPANY
FILMS TO
719 North
University Avenue,
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LEAVE YOUR FILMS
AT
QUARRY'S DRUG STORE,
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THE SUMMER SPOTLIGHT
A Spotlight Vaudeville in the summer is something new at the Uni-
sity, but the one tonight promises to be fully as good as the Union
rtainments given during the winter sessions. More regular students
attending the Summer term than in any previous year, and there has
i abundant material for those directing the production to choose! from.
Although the students participating lack actual stage experience, their
are nearly always more entertaining to watch and listen to than any
the best vaudeville. Under the direction of Mr. Shuter this entertain-
t should be even better than former Spotlights. Mr. Shuter, who di-
ed the last Union opera, has had several years experience with pro-
Logal companies and can give the acts a polish formerly lacking, as
pus vaudevilles have never before had expert direction.
Aside from the fact that those who attend are assured of a pleasant
ing's entertainment, they will have the satisfaction of knowing that
profits are being devoted to a worthy purpose for the support of the
profits are being devoted to a 'worthy purpose-for the support of the
ed as the headquarters for Michigan men with the A. E. F. when they
e on leave in Paris, and, as the men will attest, furnished them with
able assistance in providing lodgings and information.
The bureau proved of such great advantage and convenience to Michigan
in Paris during the war that it has been decided to have it continue
unction. This requires funds, aid the Michigan Union has taken it
i itself to furnish a part of this money. All the profit of the Spotlight
leville tonight will go for the support of this bureau.
Be'there tonight, and by enjoying yurself help a good cause.
TO ERR IS HUMAN
To err is hulpan--but to deliberately let the studying of a subject go from
to week until the sem~ester is over will not bring forgiveness.
To err is human-but to try to give a recitation in class when you do not
r anything about the subject is never forgiven by a professor.
ro err is human-but to copy from a classmate's paper will only bring
wrath from fellow students and the instructor.
ro err is human-but to be .constantly trying to tell the instructor
much you know about the subject before he has called on you will only
ridicule sooner or later.
Po err is human-but to start closing your book, putting away your
ain pen, and reaching for your hat five minutes before the hour is up,
t forgotten by the professor.
'o err is human-but to put your feet on the bench in front of you when
is a person sitting in it, is not forgotten by that student after he spends
f hour taking off his coat the dirt that was formerly on your shoes.
o err is human--and to forgive is divine--but there are exceptions to all
-The Michigan Daily.
'hat D. U. R. cashier who wanted to show' the company how "easily it
be done," will nowi be shown by the police how easy it is to get in jail.
Are men lonelier than women?" is a daily column in a Detroit paper.
er if it's run by; an anti-prohibitionist?
rave diggers go pon strike in Dublin. Next we'll have the high cost of
FOR.
THE SWAINS
TO DEVELOP AND PRINT
.IN
BUESCHER SAXOPHONES
Bb Soprano Saxophone, triple silver-plated...............$105.00
Eb Alto Saxophone, triple silver-plated......... ...... $125.00
0-Melody Saxophone, triple silver-plated....... ...........$135.00
Bb Tenor Saxophone, triple silver-plated..................$145.00
Bb Bass Saxophone, triple silver-plated............,......$220.00
SEE AND TRY THESE BEAUTIFUL INSTRMENTS AT
SCHAEBERLE & SON, Music House
110 SOUTH MAIN STREET
He Doesn't Care Where or Anything
A personal says "Wanted-Seven
rooms and bath."
Must Have Been a Big Shop, Thirteen
Chairs
A movie ad says "Marc McDermott-
Somebody killed him in the thirteenth
chair. Who? That's where you will
have to do some guessing!" I'd pick
the barber with a nick in his razor,
wouldn't you?
Well, a great weight has been taken
off our mind, something that has "been
worrying us for a long time has final-
ly been cleared up. Chile has ratified
the peace treaty.
-H. W.
A t Both Einds
Of the Viagoa Walk
CHAS. W. GRAHAM
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out of the Peace Treaty.