AGE FOUR THE WOLVERINE
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10 STUEINI OFFHCES j.ear Gasis
CO TO CAMP GO eON r
Men Still Have Until Wednesday to I feel like a wild coyote for I am w
File Applications for in a deuce of a fix. You see, Babe, it
Appointments is just like this. I am twixt the debil
and the deep, deep blue sea, for I am
about to be drafted. There is onie De
Ten members of, the second train- thing that I hate and that is to get in
og. detachmente left for the officers' a draft, for I have gotten several stiff
training school at Camp Gordon, Ga. necks by doing that stunt, is
A large number of the men who have Then, too, I need clothes shoes, and on
placed applications are being examin- shirts, but if I go in the army I won't Jo
ed, and they will probably be recom- have any use for those articles. So, en
mended within the next few days to just to keep be in deeper suspense, I
attefid officers' training camps. All went down to Detroit and tried to get u
applications must be in by Wednes- in the naval reserves. First of all I yo
day. had a physical ex at the U. of M. sh
The men who left Ann Arbor are, health service and they notified me Th
Thomas L. ilrooks, John A. Coidwell, that I could get in the draft, but not 50
William L. Emore, Christian L. Ep- in the navy, so I tried the navy for es
pier, Andrew J. Gerwick, Alvah J. ood luck, flu
MlchHarry C. Schroeder, William vi~
Melache,HarC.ShodrWilm After asking several policemen, Ivi
J. Topley, John T. Weber, and John Asq
finally discovered the place. I also s
H. Weller. found that I had to wait, for there ha
An equal opportunity will be giv- were nearly 60 ahead of me. At length lis
en all of the men in the present de- w
en al o th me inthepreentde-an officer with six red stripes on his wa
tachment to earn a commission s arm took care of me, and handed me i
second lieutenant. With the commis- a batch of papers. I wanted the real lo
son will go a splendid chance for ex so he told me to go to
promotion to a higher grade officer another building.
All men who have the spirit and Within 10 minutes I was in front of
belief that they possess the qualities that building, and they told me to go sis
required for officers, will have their
petitions carefully considered, and if back to the first place and fill out my w
the necessary physical, mental, and papers. Since I didn't have a release wh
from the local board, this couldn't cot
moral qualifications are present these be did, so I asked the officer I first ex
men will be sent to the training breezed into, and he said that I would bl
school, have to do the first job first, and come in
To learn to ewri t ing well in later in the week for the final try
rqie close. appi oatiot reckoning. an
requires close applioatiOe Forever, no
A typewriter And free J. an
instruction book from N. B.-Do you think a navy blue hil
O.D.Morrill. 522 S. StatB, suit is becoming, or do you prefer op
will do the rest . khaki?
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My WOODY L ONCE
AOIUHND OF
ricer Has llan for Finish
With Aid of Oil King an
Iiandy Light
ar Al:-
This is to inform you that t
over, that is, all over exc
e little job which me and y
hn D. Rockefeller will have 1
d it, and here is how:
You take an eight inch sh
t a gallon of keresene in i
u take nine million other eig
ells and put kerosene in
en you fire the whole nine
d one into the German line
tly, conscieniously, not 1
idly, without regard for
sed oil field, or induct the
uad into the military servi
ve it drop a cigarette acro
tening point and right aw
r is over on that sector.
n't no more war there at al
g in fact except a few G
oking like eoverdone golash.
Chemist Is Wrong
Simple isn't it But didgini
st that it can be done. Th
y I asked a very learnedc
Nether there was a chemica
uld be fired in shells vapor
plosion heavier than air, an
e of uniting violently with
the presence of heat. Thec
y prof. turned up his nose,;
d said, "Nothing doing. The
such gas that is heavier th
d if there was you couldn'
gh enough concentration
en air to make it inflamma
Oh, hum! Anyway, he is a

Efficiency Shown MPANY A EHJIlT
WAD Jeachme ALENI; GOOD POI
A substantial proof was given Sat-
hng it urday night that the report of the Good Stories and Musie Ent
nd army inspector last week of the de- 100 Persons in Hostess Hou
tachment being near 100 per cent. Auditorium
was not an exaggeration. When two
captains from Camp Custer arrived Men of Company A showed 1
he war Sunday afternoon, they found that selves a talented lot when they
ept for every precaution had been taken for sented a splendid program of
o and the removal of the soldiers from the last Friday evening In the H
to do to interurban wreck. Although all of house auditorium before an and
the trucks were not required, they of 300 persons, The program
ell and were in readiness, and 300 cots had filled with many good stories,
t. Then been made ready for the injured. The program was qpened 1
;ht inch Three hundred members of the see- overthre by the orchestra, after,
them. ond training detachment were just the curtain rose and disclosed
million leaving the Y war tent after seeing entertainers sitting in "minstrel
s earn- Marguerite Clarke pirouette her way mation." Their first contributior
to say through several reels of motion pie- a song toasting their company of
Union ture films when word came, to head- and Captain Ralph H. Durkee
e arson quarters in Waterman symnasium at tachment commander.
ice and 9 o'clock Saturday night of the head- Privates Thompson, Starbuck,
ss at a on collision near Chelsea between an is and Johnson made a big hit
vay the interurban freight and passenger they introduced themselves as
There car. pany A quartette..: They were c
1, noth- Kes Wounded Here" upon by their pleased audience
ermans The report stated that approxi- the entire repertoire. Privates
mately 300 men had been killed or Anderson, G. O. Cook and H. H
injured by a collision of troop trains by offered a mandicello trio, pl
t, I in- from Camp Custer. Lieutenant Mill- Hawaiian music in a manner
e other berry Lieutenant Godfrey, and Ser- should make the ordinary ukele
chemist geant Fischer, together with a detail tire in confusion.
i which of 38 men rushed the wounded, which J. F. Scott, known as "Scotty
ized on had been brought into Ann Arbor by fered some real Indiana stuff,
d capa! an interurban, to the Homoeopathic, ing his feet and face both act f
oxygen University, and St. Joseph hospitals. He also received a warm wel
chemis- Lieutenant Curtis placed guards The program closed with a medl
sniffed, around the 'streets leading to the va- patriotic and timely airs.
re ain't rious hospitals to keep the crowds
han air, away. Supplies of cots, ice water,
t get a and embalmings from the Hostess
in the house were placed upon the car A LARGE
ble." which had carried the wounded from
profes- the scene of the wreck. The interur- ASSORTMENT OF
t a dog ban was cleaned up by the soldiers
t kero- on the return trip to Chelsea.
is that Keep Commandant Informed
ermans At Chelsea Sergeant Fischer made
which his head quarters at the Lewis SpringBooks
in the and Axle works, from which he kept
banged both Camp Custer and the local com- FOR ALL CLASSES
the air mandant informed as to all the de-
ng with velopments until early in the morn- ,
Now, if ing. The relief party returned to the
d gas, barracks about 5 o'clock in the morn- .
if with ing. Sheehan & Co.
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doesn't even know wha
is made of, but the point
w months ago when the G
ed over their mustard gas
es across in liquid form
s and vaporizes, they
gh into Ancre to saturate
at the gutters were runni
stuff like rain water. N
can do that with mustar
not with kerosene, andi
sene, why couldn't you
I take it that even a pr
hemistry will admit that
.l of kerosene will burn, t
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oil without flame so you can get
ensough over before it goes off.
Even to Figures
Now as to quantity. A barrel of
oil ought to be enough to film over a
space of 100 feet by 100 feet. That
doesn't seem a very big average for
one barrel, and possibly have some
left in the barrel to boot. But at that
rate one barrel to every 10,000 square
feet, 2,800 barrels would cover a
square mile. Most of this oil could
be found without shortening the
available supply on the market by
listing taxicabs, andtsport cars as
non-essentials and taking over the
fuel they burn, even if it is so with
gasoline. So far as quantity goes,
even if this dope is estimated 100 per
cent. short ofdthe amount needed, the
thing could be done. Oil artillery
preparations for an offensive would
cover a sector at least 30 miles wide
by 2 to 10 miles deep, or from 40
to 200 square miles.
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