P AT-C HES Have You a P EVERY EVENING Now exam week is approaching At a very rapid rate, So I think I ought to study And not have another date. But the dance is so attractive That I ought to go once more; And the Huron sure is pretty From the wooded western shore, And the room's too hot for working, And the stars are shining bright- Oh, gee whiz, boys, what's the differ- ence If I go out just tonight? A COOL ONE FROM A NICE BERGER "What is the funniest bone in the body, .Mr. Berger?" "The humerus, professor." USE EASTERN ACCENT I know a good joke on a prof. I know it would raise a big laugh. But if I give it away, I know, too, hell say' "Your grade, sir, will be cut in half." NAME GIVEN ON REQUEST When the army boys went to De- troit yesterday one of them received an invitation to return to Ann Arbor In a Hudson with a friend. He is now congratulating himself that he got even with the D. U. R. ,for one of those trips to Jackson, because he did not use the return coupon. THE WESTERN ACCENT There was a young miss from N. Y. Who ate her ice cream with a f. When asked why she did, She shifted her quid,* And answered, "That was learned in Detroit." *Of spearmint. ELLIPTICALLY SPEAKING "Do you believe in osculation?" "Assuredly. But at times it does not take." "What is the best thing to do then?" "Try another application a day later." ARMY NEWS Mr. M. G. Hedin, The Wolverine sports reporter, was in Detroit one day last week. While there he visited the recruiting office and the armory. The boys took him out to the cavalry grounds where they were training the horses. The cavalry captain said, "Why don't you join the cavalry, Hedin? You can ride all the time, get good pay, kgood care and good Hedin. "When I get orders to re- treat I don't want to have to drag no horse after me." P. A. T ROTARY CLUB DELEGATES ATTEND STATE CONVENTION Twelve delegates rftreseting the Ann Arbor Rotary club attended the Rotary club convention in Battle Creek You w ill Thursday. Over 400 members from eothe different Rotary clubs in Michigan enjoy one at were present at Camp Custer, where Hom1ethe meetings were held. A resolution was drawn up and sent to the war department urging for the adequate provision of a large number Price $2.50 of bungalows to be used for officers and their friends in the different con- tonments throughout the state. See them at the MRS. M. M. ROOT Cor. Maynard and William Streets THE WOLVERINE WAD'g CUDES POSITIONS IN CDEINMENJ OFFICES Salaries Range from $900 to $6,000 a Vear; Applicants Slow in Filling Ranks ToMn 2 larger nuncmer is anticipated in the engincering, medical, and scientific Rfeturn This Paulaar-t ReturntTais of the letter firom Regis- cgt