THE WOLVERINE PAGE THREE ___.. .' SIIEHM EXPECIS POOH Two Open Dates and Depleted Squad Injure Earlier Gridiron Prospects Indiana's revised football schedule was given out last Saturday by head coach Ewald 0. Stiehm just before he left Bloomington, Ind., for Wiscon- sin to spend his vacation. The following games will be played: Sept. 29-Franklin at Bloomington. Oct. 6-Wabash at Bloomington. Oct. 13-St. Louis at Bloomington. Oct. 20-Minnesota at Minneapolis. Oct. 27-Open date. Nov. 3-Ohio State at Indianapolis. Nov. 10-Open date. Nov. 17-De Paqw at Bloomington. Nov. 247Purdue at Bloomington. Stiehm reports that the outlook for FAREWELL BANQUET FINELY ARRANGED Women's League Gives Elaborate Din- ner to Dr. Elsie Seelye Pratt A dinner of beautiful appointments was given last evening at Newberry residence in honor of Dr. Elsie Seelye Pratt who leaves soon for Denver where she will resume her private practice. The dining hall was decorated in yellow, masses of yellow flowers and yellow candles giving the note of color. Those seated at the center table were, Dr. Pratt, Miss Wells, President and Mrs. Harry B. Hutch- ins, Miss Crocker, Dr. Boland, Miss Florence Potter, Miss Louise Potter, Miss Joe Pockman Miss Anne Miller, Miss Hortense Wind, Miss Esther Layton, Miss Gertrude Miller, Miss Mary Porter and Miss Dorothy Roehm A corsage bouquet of cloth of gold s Y r i i C r PAT-CHES PATTER (In One Scene .with Music) "Hello, Guy." 'Hello Jane." "Where you going?" "To lunch at the Cafeteria." "How do you happen to be eating there?" "They have a victrola so you can eat your soup without being embaras- sed. Come on over." "Well, I don't care if I do." "What'll you have?" "Oh, a small sirloin steak with mushrooms, some-" "Say, you're not down at Joe's. Pork or beans?" "I didn't know I was in Bohston, eitheh." "Come now, don't spring that east- "No, Cantaloupe." "Giving me the lemon?" "Aid you later, but not now." "Honest? When will you?" "See me next fall." "I'd fall for you right now." "All right. But don't knock the table over." "You've got me clear off my feet right now I tell you." "Just plant 'em back on the floor, for it's time to go." "You're heartless." "I thought I had yours." "Aw, quit your kidding." "Well, good-bye, Guy. You're a nice boy, but you haven't as much sense as I thought you had." "I can see that. Ninety-three cents less. Will you be home at eight?" "Well-I enjoyed what I ate-Don't be too late. Good-bye. Guy." "So long, Jane." Directory of all the Summer School Students now on sale at the State Street Bookstores. The 1917 Summer Student Directory on sale at all the bookstores, 25c. Coming Events (Summer Session Lectures) Open to all students. Lectures take place in Auditorium of Natural Science building unless otherwise stated. Tuesday, Aug. 14, 5 o'clock-Stars and Telescopes (Illustrated). Professor W. J. Hussey. Wednesday, Aug. 15, 5 o'clock -The High Cost of Living. Professor G. W. Dowrie. 8 o'clock-Concert, Faculty of the University School of Music. (Hill Auditorium.) Thursday, Aug. 16, 5 o'clock-The Present Status of Poor Relief in America. Mr. A. E. Wood. 7 o'clock-Educational Motion Pic- tures. 8 o'clock- Miscellaneous Readings, the Class in Interpretative Reading. (University Hall.) Friday, Aug. 17, 5 o'clock-Russia and America (Illustrated). Professor C. L. Meader. i a successful gridiron season is not as "' """'"' rsswas presented to Dr. Pratt by rosy as it was at the end of the school rMss ars Prted president teem last spring. The war has drawn Miss Mary Porter, president of the, heavily on the Indiana team, and the Wonen's league, and in it was hidden football squad probably suffers the a gift of five ten dollar gold pieces, a greatest of all. Among the men lost remembrance from her friends and the almembersnoftthemleague. by enlistment, graduation and con- members of the league. scription are Bushmann, Conkle, Gray, At the close of dinner, toasts were Hiatt, McIntosh, Mullett, Pope. Stutes- given by Miss Wells and Miss Porter man, Wieland, McCoy and Wylie. and a copy of the resolutions of regret Seven Stars Still in List at Dr. Pratt's departure read by Miss To form the nuscleus of the new Roehm. Dr. Pratt responded and in team Stiehm has but seven of last a few words spoke of her regard for year's letter men. These are Captain Michigan and her hopes for it in the Hathaway, Beck, Bowser, A.ress, future. Julius and Keever. Of these, three are linemen and four are used in the DRSELIARS WRITES BOOK backfield, although Hathaway may be .RU switched to the line, as he has had - experience in that position. Is Development of First of His Text There will be but a few of last year's Books; Includes Subject of freshmen to fill up the gaps left in Metaphysics the ranks of the varsity. Among those to return are Cravens, Minton, Ewert, Students of philosophy will be inter- Pierce, Howard, Risley, Sherwood and ested to learn that Dr. Roy Wood Sel- Faust. Three of these mei may be lars has recently written a new book used to fill the line, while the re called "Essentials of Philosophy" mainder are backfield material. Those which is to be put on the market this lost from this team are Adams, Batch, month by the MacMillan Press. McNeill, Springer, Hammonds, Manny As will be remembered, Dr. Sellars and Dalrymple. Evans, the new coach, published another book about a year who comes from Beloit at the open ago which he entitled "Critical Real- ing of the fall term, will have charge ism." The later book is a develop- of cross-country work and swimming. ment of the first and a simplification of it for text-book purposes. While Former Publication Man in City the first limited itself largely to the Ernest R. Burton, a graduate from theory of knowledge this is carried Michigan in 1913, visited Ann Arbor over to metaphysics, bringing it into for a few hours yesterday. Mr. Bur- touch with the results of special sci- ton was a member of both The Daily ence. It holds that knowledge con- and The Wolverine staffs when in sists of tested propositions which are college. Since his graduation he has referred to an acknowledged realm been working toward a dotor's degree outside the knower's consciousness as in sociology and economics. He is a genuine knowledge about it. It is now associated with the Independent an attempt to get a critical view of Bureau in Philadelphia. our knowledge of the physical world. Another point is the presentation of a, solution of the mind-body problem TYPEWRITERS which holds that consciousness is act- ulFOR RENT OR SALE nally in the brain as a part of its HaMilton Business College nature and that mental capacities can Phone 342-R STATE and WILLIAM also be regarded as capacities of the br'ain. .ern accent. We don't use anything eastern here except the time." "Why do you diseriminate in its favor?" "It's faster than western." "You don't need to go by it then." "Go buy what? I'll buy anything you want. Aren't you getting enough to eat? Hey, there, look out or you'll tip that milk over. This is like the Hotel Statler, you know, you're not allowed to tip here." "Oh, Guy, the last time I was there I saw Joe and Helen and she said they were goingto the races at Windsor" "I hope he wins her. She's a peach." "Isn't she though." "She's got some complexion." "Yes, she promised to tell me where she got it." "Got it? Do you mean to tell me-" "Sure. Why lots of them do it. Those girls on Ingalls that you think are so wonderful-" "Forget it. Stop right there. I won't never believe you again if you destroy my faith in them." "Use a little charity the next time you are up close to them, or you'll loss It." "Oh, I hope not. Where were you Sunday?" "Detroit." "Good time?" "Sure. We rode out to Belle Isle in George's car and went in swimming." "How was the water?" "Wet." "Really?" "It's the pure truth. Oh, and George-" "George the Fourth?" "Why do you call him that?" "I wish you'd declare your inde- pendence from him." "Don't be peeved now. He simply made up a little poem about going in swimming." "Sounds very, very exciting. An- other dry joke, I suppose?" "Say, I don't know wetter to go on or go out." "Aw, go on." "le made up some words to that sweet little song about 'I've been roaming-'"' "You mean 'Cheer,-cheer?'" "No, it's a lovely little thing about roaming where the grass is wet with dew-" "Oh, do go on! "One time after he had dived off he climbed back up on the raft and sang, 'I've been diving, I've been diving, I've been diving, where the water's cool and clear, and I'm coming, yes, I'm coming, with a gallon in each ear." Wasn't that clever?" "I've always thought he had water on the brain." "Don't be jealous. You know I don't ike black hair."3 "Ye, but you can't watch a dark horse too close." "You needn't worry about him. He'll never get-" "See that he doesn't. I hate to muss Lp Doc May's new boxing gloves with is gore." "Oh, you wouldn't fight him?" "Be gorry, I would that. The idea it him taking you out riding Sunday when he knew I wanted to. Say, I'll pepper him-" "Don't get too fresh, Guy. Pass the salt for my melon." 'Aw, say, Jane, come on, let's take he little walk around the corner." i E SUMMER SCHOOL TEXT lBOOKS8 NEW AND SECOND-HAND DRAWING INSTRUMENTS Supplies of All Ksind. The Slater Book. Shop Phone 430 336 so. Stat. 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