Ti T W T Ti w T T Be Ca pan De tat Ka very THE WOLVERINE C A R D E N The official student newspaper for the University of Michigan summer he only Open-AirTheatre in Ann Arbor session. Published by the students on smoking permitted Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday af- ternoons. Twenty-five issues. ues, 22-"Sweet Alyssum," featuring Tyrone Posers. 'ed., 23--Frank Daniels in "What Hap- Advertising rates-Furnished upon ap- peaed to Father." plication to the business manager. artig Wsesd mmenceig Subscriptions and ads taken at Quar- 7:oo and 9:s eo'clock. ry's and University Avenue Phar- macy. Office Hours: Managing editor, 2:00 to 3:00 daily; business manager, )rpheum Theatre 1:00 to 2:00 daily. Phone 960 or he House of Famous Plays by Famous 2414. Players Address, The Wolverine, Press Build- ues. 22-DouglasFalrbanks In" Reggie ing, Maynard St., Ann Arbor. Mixes In" Triangle Comedy. Pay Tin. cher in' Love's Getaway" Fvening15c Verne E. Burnett-kanaging Editor ved., 23-Mary Pickford in "Poor Little Phone--2414 or 1283-M Peppina" (Rebooked). bur.-Fri., 24-5-Ana Pennington and C. Verne Sellers-Business Manager Wm. Courtleigh, Jr., is "Sensie now- Phone-900 or 1460 Sake." Bray Comedy. Tom C. Reid-Associate Editor H. C. Garrison-Sports Editor Marian Wilson-Women's Editor A RCE Walter Atlas-News Editor C A U E Bruce Swaney-News Editor Shows at s:oo, 6:30. 8:,s, 9:3ot Reporters . ues. 22-WilliamFarnum in "The Man M. H. Cooley R. T. Mann Pr itter Ros, " and MttaJeff George W. Corwin Frank Martin Ved., 23-Gail Kane in "Paying the M. N. Elsenau Phil Pack Price." and Mutt and Jeff Cartoon R. F. Fitzpatrick Ward Peterson iSnow. sG-ewn TNiughn Marguerite H.H. Gellert. Grace Rose torious Gallagher" (Ret.) and Max Mary Gratiot Carl Rash Figman Comedy. H. H. Haag Jerome Zeigler Business Staf DETROIT UNITED LINES Wm. H. Hogan Robert M. Schiller rsa Detrait, Ann Arbor and Jactsan. Richard Goldsmith Allan Livingston coo an n Eastern time,.oas hose faster local tite. troit Limited and Express Cars-8:ro a. nd hsurly to 7:10 p. o., 9:o p. m. lamazoo Limited Cars-8:$ a. m. and twamaooarato6:48p.sin4 .aIau ytwo hours to 6:48 P. m..; to Lansing, Local Cars, Eastbound-5:35 a. M., 6:40 a. M., 7:05 a. in., and every two hours to 7:05 p. m., 8:o5 p. is., 9:o5 p. io., 10:5o P. m. To Ypsi- ,anti only. 8:485 a. to. (daily eacept Sunday). p2oo a.tM., t:cS p.m.6:05p.t., 11:45 P. Local Care, Wesathbond-6:5 a. M., 7:50 a. m., and every two hours to 7:5op.m., a:20 P. in., t2:20 atM. University School of Music ALBERT A. STANLEY, Director "A Gathering Place for Advanced Students" Annual Summer Session EIGHT WEEKS.- JULY 3-AUC. 28 Regular Fal Term begins Mon.,Octt 2,1916 For Catalogue and Information address CHARLES A. SINKSeretary Ann Arbor, Mich. The Ann Arbor Savings Bank INCORPORATED 1869 OFFERS Security - Service - Location Capital.......................$ 300,000.00 Surplus and Profit.........$ 175,00000 Resucesn. ....$3,700,000,00 Main Offie, N. W. Corner Main and Huron Ste. Braneh Offiee, 707 North Univ- ersity ivenue. Contributed Poem The Seribe A pasion wells up from the soul And wrings hot tears and shakes him quivering through. A cloud enshrouds the things around And lets him sense alone odd tones and scenes. Write-write- enternally write! Whsite lightnings jag the word in flashing lights; And mad old oceans thunder it through the nights. For what men talk is drivelling, sick- ening chaff. We crave high thinking chiselled with pains And graved forever in the oBok of Man. -Pale statues; gaudy canvass; speech- All these sink crushed. beneath time's avalanche. But thought burned clear in book and THE WOLVERINE TUESDAY, AUGUST 22, 1916 Issue Editor-Myrtle N. Elsenau BLUE BOOK DAYS The use of the word "blue books' for examinations originated at Michi- gan. It is an intensive word and in college comes to be almost as strong as the words which have been es- sentials to the forward march of hu- man progress, like "love" and "ideals." Just now the concept of blue books reigns supreme over all others about the Michigan campus. In spite of the taunting taste of spring, and the kids on roller skates, the atmosphere of every cubic foot of Ann Arbor air is blue with the odor, the fear and the toil of blue book days. Now the Rough house and Horse play are locked up in a dark closet, but they laugh over the transom and jibe us for the victory they won through the long, lolling nights of last autumn. Now the rowdiest freshman in the house is locked up in his room all night with a hired tutor. Now the senior weighs the advisability of quitting college and going to work if a good job should turn up. And this is the week that the shark and grind go around with the irrespressi- ble grin, of the triumph of industry over sloth. Some of the wiser of us will remember to take a shower oc- cassionally and to eat rightly, but the majority won't have time to think about such things as keeping them- selves in physical prime for the sev- eral plunges into the sweat shop of the next two weeks. For a week or so the rooms will be filled with the haze of blue smoke to keep us awake. The telephone will be muffled or suddenly stilled, and the piano down stairs will be locked. The shopkeepers fill their windows with' the suggestive blue pamphlets which glare out at us like regiments of Germans ready to make a charge. Some enterprising soda fountain man- ipulator will perhaps spring a Blue- book Sundae. Now are the landladies retrenching to pay the heaviest light bills of the season. Now the whole campus marches to classes to the hornpipe of bluebooks, and at night the starry sky is put in the shade by the brilliantly lighted city of Ann Arbor below. Straw and Felt Hats 1-2 Price FACTORY HAT STORE 118 E.Huron NearAllenelHotel THE BOOK-WORM SQUIRMS We hear much to-day of the super- man and super-woman. Is there such a thing as super-selfishness? Is it not to be found among the students of the University of Michigan? Assignments are frequently made in classes of from twenty to fifty students with the work to be done in the lib- rary. Almost as frequently the num- ber of copies of the desired book is limited to two, three, six-often times to one. , Students know this and are requested not to take the book from the library. Why then do certain students go there early in the morning, draw out the book and hold it for the rest of the day for their own individual use, but using it only part of the time, and knowing that they are depriving-others of the chance to get their lessons? Such a student is not content to draw it out only when he is ready to study it. He takes it out at 8 a. m. attends his 8 and' 9 o'clock classes; studies it, or something else, from 10 to 11; and then goes to his 11 o'clock. From there he goes to lunch-takes his book with him of course-and may finally turn it back at the desk some- time in the afternoon, usually when the class is over and no one wants it. In the meantime, twenty students have been to the desk from one to twenty times only to hear, "It is out in the room." Many of them have seen the book toted around under the arm of the student from class to class, to lunch, and back again. If one asks such an offender why he does it, he receives an answer that is about as satisfying as the English or German answer to the American pro- test about the violation of our rights as a neutral: "The other fellow is to blame. I wouldn't do such a thing if he hadn't done it first." It is con- venient answer because it can be used to equally good effect by either. Since someone else has drawn a book, there- by depriving him and the other twen- ty of the opportunity to get their les- sons, or might do so in the future, he is justified in depriving the twenty of that pivilege in order to get even with the one. The reason is not very satisfying. The real reason is the selfishness of the student. He goes on his way ap- parently blissfully ignorant of the fact that he is not living in an age gone by-the age of the individualist when the greatest possible advance- ment of the individual, no matter by what selfish means, was held to be eo the best interests of society. He has existed in the university atmosphere for three or four years and has been told daily, to no avail, that this is an age with a new aim-the highest wel- fare of the number and not of the in- dividual. The teachings ofhis uni- versity have not penetrated. He goes forth as he entered-an individualist, dominated by selfishness, either un- conscious or unappreciative of a so- cial feeling. Michigrins Now that sharks on the seashore are getting less heard from, some of the sharks on the cAmpus have a chance to pull the legs of the profs.- H. E. L. Editors' comment.-A joke on sharks is as stale as one of those old hick- ory's on something cute about the Deutschland. Or maybe the hot spell. Now that you've striven night and' day, and crammed 16 hrs. per sennight down your thirsty bean, the next con- sideration is to get to work at a realJ job. Canoe Fountain Lunches Lunches for and Two TitIce Cream POPU Repetti's Johnsons' Thorpe's Michigan and Fraternity Jeweky Leather, Gold and Silver WATCHI BRACELETS Extra Fine Repairs of Watches and Jewelry HALLER ( FULL ER. STATE STREET JEWELERS SUMMER SCHOOL New and Second-Hand Drawing Instruments, Loose-Leaf Note Books Student Supplies in General 'S VNIVERSITY BOOKSTOILE CANDIES CANDIES But what's the utility of extracting the exuberance from the existence. Edjiesliun Good-bye to you, dear aummer school,- (You've been some school, believe me kid)- And so long, Univ. Hall,- (It's a nice cool jint,-that's all),-- Good-bye to you, dear Waterman Gym,- When we sail across the Great Lakes We'll make a few less breaks, Because of what we larn't to summer school Sociologists avers that intense self- fishness is a dangerous form of in- sanity too subtle for us to segregate. That's just the way with summer stu- dents who turn out excruciatingly ob- noxious poetry as the result of a brain fevered by a Bermuda high, e. g. Ad on downtown movie show: "POWERFUL STORY OF LOVE, JOURNALISM AND HATE." --Since when has journalism been classed with the other emotions? "WOLVERINE" MISTATES ITE3I OF PROF. FRIDAY'S LECTURE The recent report of remarks by Professor David Friday on the in- cidence of taxation in the Wolverine, has been misconceived. What he inti- riated was as follows: Were the State to rescind the salaries of all its offic- ials, of Senators, of Legislators, of paid commissions and boards; were it, further, to abolish law courts, prisons, industrial schools, normal schools, and all other institutions in receipt of state support, includ'ing the University, then one cent in every six would be de- ducted from the rates. In other words, the University receives a fraction of one cent on every six cents now raised. TYPEWRITING MULTIGRAPHING MIMEOGRKAPHING Hamilton Business College State and William Illinois Baseball Captain-Elect Died Roy Stiles, twenty-two, captain elect of the University of Illinois baseball team, died at Chicago following an ill- ness of four days. .Stiles caught a cold which developed into pneumonia. He played first base on the Illini team. I'layground "ids" Invade Ypsilanti Three local playgrounds will send teams of children to invade Ypsilanti this afternoon to make good the new- comb championship, recently claimed by the "kids" of this city. West park will send two teach each of girls and boys, and will play baseball, volley, and newcomb. The Coolest Dining Place in Town is the Xbach -easily reached by north or south elevators ; .open from eight in the morning till five in the afternoon. The service is high grade, and all menus are prepared by a chef who was for a number of years employed by one of the leading New York clubs. Noon Luncheon, 50c Regular Service a la carte