THE WOLVERINE Orpheum Theatre The House of Famous Plays by Famous Players Thurs-Fri., 3-4-Fanny Ward in "The Gutter Magdalene." Cartoon Comedy Sat'day, 5-W. S. Hart in "The Primal TIuee)'Teiangle Coedy. Joseph Seoentin "The Loae Coset." Boe- ing ISc0 n e.-Mos.6.--AllStse Cast. "TheEvil Theef." Butotolmlses Ta-els. ARCADE Shows at 3:oo, 6:30. 8:00, 9:30. Thurs., 3-Mabel Taliaferro in "The "Snowbird" (Ret.) and Drew Comedy Fr4 4-Irene Fensick is "The Child of testiny,"and tDesw Credy. Sat.,5-- Lillian Walker in "The Man Behind the Curtain, Charlie Chaplin n "ThetFiesao" (Ret.), and Trip Aod teWrld" ose- Children's Matinee, 4:30: Vivian Martin in The Wishing Ring." Child- ren 5e, adults o. GAR DEN Theonlyopen-AirTheatre inAnnsArbor Smoking permitted Thurs., 3-"Circular Staircase." Clever Detective Story. Fri., 4-"Blindness of Virtue,"Essanay's great morality success which has just completed a remarkable ru in Chicago. Sat. 5-"Cycle of gate," a Selig larns of the city sd the sea, featrig Bessie Eyton. DETROIT UNITED LINES Between Detroit, Ann Arbor and Jakson. Cars run on Easterc time, one hour faster than local time.. Detroit Limited and Express Cars-8:to a. m. and hcurly to 7:io P. ., 9:1o p. m. Kalamazoo Limited Cars-8:48 a. m. and toery two hours to 6:48 p. M.; to Lansing, Local Cars, Estbound-5:35a. M.,6:40 a. m., 7-o5 a.m., and every two hours to 7:05 p.oM., 8:5 P.a., 9:05 P. . , o5 p. m'To. ToYpsi anti snly, 848 a. to. (daily ecept Sunday), 9:(0 a. M :., 12 . o., 6:05 p. t., 11:45 p. mi.. :1o a.: m,. :20a. m Local Care, Westbound-6:5 a. m., 7:50 a m., and every two hours to 7:50p. m., 10:2 p..t., 12:25 a. m. University School of Music ALBERT A. STANLEY, Director "A Gathering Place afor Advanced Stdents" Annual Summer Session EICHT WEEKS - JULY 3-AUC. 25 Regular Fall Term begins Mon., Oct. 2,1916 For Catalogue and Information address CHARLE5 A. SINKSecretary Ann Arbor, Mich, The Ann Arbor Savings Bank INCORPORATED 1869 - OFFERS Security- Service - Location Capital........................$ 300,000.00 Surplus and Profit...........$ 175,000.00 Resdurces .....:.......,.. .....$3,700.00000 Main Office, N. W. Corner Main and Huron Sts. , Brannh Office, 707 North Univ- ersity Avenue. ANN ARBOR---WHITMORE LAKE Motor Bus SCHEDULE JUNE 7, 1916 Monday to Friday IRAV LEAVE ANN ARBOR WHITMORE LAKE 8:oo A. M. 9:15 A. M * I:OO.lM 2:15 P. M. 6:oo 9:00 Saturday and Sunday, 8:00 A.-1M. 9'15 A. M. 1:00 P. M. 2:15 P. 1. 4:00 5:15 7:00 9:00 ' Leave from Edsill's Drug Store, 208 So., Main Street, Ann Arbor. Leave from Lake H btss e , Whitmnore Lake. Fare a - - - 500 Special Round Trip, 75o THE WOLVERINE The official student newspaper for the University of Michigan summer session. Published by the students on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday af- ternoons. Twenty-five issues. Advertising rates-Furnished upon ap- plication to the business manager. Subscriptions and ads taken at Quar- ry's and University Avenue Phar- macy. Office Hours: Managing editor, 2:00 to 3:00 daily; business manager, 1:00 to 2:00 daily. Phone 960 or 2414. Address, The Wolverine, Press Build- ing, Maynard St., Ann Arbor. Verne E. Burnett--Managing Editor Phone-2414 or 1283-M C. Verne Sellers-Business Manager Phone-960 or 1460 Tom C. Reid-Associate Editor H. C. Garrison-Sports Editor Marian Wilson-Women's Editor Walter Atlas-News Editor Bruce Swaney-News Editor Reporters M. H. Cooley R. T. Mann George W. Corwin Frank Martin M. N. Elsenau Phil Pack R. F. Fitzpatrick W ard Peterson H. H. Gellert Grace Rose Mary Gratiot Carl Rash H. H. Haag Jerome Zeigler Business Staff Wm. H. Hogan Robert M. Schiller Richard Goldsmith Allan Livingston THURSDAY, AUGUST 3, 1916 issue Editor-Jerome Ziegler News Editor-Bruce Swaney Assistants : Frank Martin I1. N. Elsenau UP-TO-DATE COURSES There are always a few fluffy ruffle courses on the campus. Students en- roll in them either with the idea of acquiring a little "culture" or striking a "pipe." No healthy student when he thinks things over really wants a snap curriculum of study.. Then there are great masses of so- called prescribed, classic, or standard studies. These are highly importantt and appear on the program of every- one who gets much out of university study. But some of the time-honored almost immutable lines of study give one the impression that there is noth- ing worthy of permanence being pro- duced today. Most modern practical students believe that worth-while poems, books, and inventions are being produced every few years, and that college faculties should give contempo- rary things more recognition. Thus courses like these are appreci- ated: Present day tendencies in mod- ern philosophy; opera writing; house- hold science; commercial Spanish; the modern newspaper editing, head-writ- ing and make-up work; and the auto- mobile. Numerous suggestions are also aris- ing for other similarly useful and up- to-date courses, such as one on "movie" scenario writing, typewriting and shorthand under the supervision of the business department, and others along these lines. By constantly try- ing out new ideas and keeping well abreast of the times the contributors to the University ctalogue can make a more interesting book out of it. ANOTHER SERIOUS ACCIDENT OCCURS ON ANN ARBOR TRACKS Struck by a switch engine while walking upon the Ann Arbor railroad tracks yesterday noon, Earle Bennett, 25, a resident of this city, was pain- fully injured; his head was cut and his hip dislocated. Dr. Herdman, phy- sician for the railroad, rushed the in- jured man to the University hospital, where his wounds were declared to be serious, though not fatal. Bennett is resting easily today, and is certain to recover. Straw and Felt Hats 1-2 Price FACTORY HAT STORE 11t E. Huron Near Allenel Hotel Ilichigrins What's the Use l If your head rings when you bump it, they tell you it's hollow, and if it doesn't ring, they'll tell you it's cracked. Animalistry She looked at him with Calf-like eyes, and he could hardly Bear the pain in them. Her laughter was the laugh of a Minks, and the sound of it brought a Wolfish expression into his troubled eyes. But he hesitated, for he was a Cow-ard. With trembling hands, he ;pulled some Bull from his pocket, and rolled a pill. Cat-like, she drew near. Although not an Ant- eater, she had him Buffaloed. Bertram Wolfe and Ina Fox starred in the film. The Wolverine is going to have a colored supplement every week. (A colored man has contracted to sweep out the offices, it is said). From the number of track accidents at Louisville, we are led to conclude that the races were rather slip-shod affairs. One by "i" H "No, son, you can't see the girls' masquerade party. I'll buy you some- thing to satisfy you. What'll it be?" "I wannta watch." A co-ed who is shocked whenever a fellow makes a slip, is just Whe o who would have worn a "To Hell With the Conference" badge and never have given it a thought. Misprint in Eastern college paper: "YEAST TO COACH 1916 MICHIGAN ELEVEN" They're sure to be bread winners! When you're keyed up to make the plunge, And you linger at the gate, And don't know whether to ring the bell, Or hang around and wait. And when you've finally gathered courage, And softly tapped the bell, And someone says, "She's not in now," I ask you, "Ain't it (swell)?" Some fellows are whining already about these cold nights, although two days ago they were sobbing around in their rooms with only B. V. D.'s on., e * :x' A Summer's Buzz I wish I were a little fly, I wouldn't mind the heat; I'd buzz aroun' your dainty frown And tickle with my feet. I'd nip around your cheek awhile And try to bring the pout, Of the kind that trips your cherry lips Into curves I dream about. But what's the use to be a fly, I might get caught-and then You'd make me pay, in the very same way, As girlies do with men. Pinch-hitter Munsterberg, of Har- vard, comes to bat with Germany, England, and the land of the Stars and Stripes in an alliance after the war. Look out for a triple play, Hugo, old boy. Headline in the Wolverine: "Four Infants Die in State." We might be provoked to add, "Amid much pomp and ceremony." Another headline: "Phil Bartelme is Back." A close observer might have heard the far-famed athletic di- rector paraphrasing the still more far- famed _Jolson, who says: "I never met him socially, yet he calls me Al." SUMMER SCHOOL New and Second-Hand Drawing Instruments, Loose-Leaf Note Books Student Supplies in General UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE CANDIES CANDIES Canoe Fountain Lunches Lunches for and Two Ice Cream pOPsULAR Repett's Johusons' Thorpe's Michigan and Fraternity Jewelry Leather, Gold and Silver WATCh HBRACELETS Extra Fine Repairs of Watches and Jewelry HALLSE T FLLr E STATE STREET JEWELERS just a Bfivouac of Soldier Grads Just at first they seemed strangely 'out of keeping -with the rest of the highly modern campus, that little group of men clustered about the can- non, for they were old men, and their voices were low. But after a minute you forgot that there was any campus, or any other people-you were con- scious only of the old cannon, and the little group that seemed to belong to it. And they did belong to it, too, for is was their cannon, and they were its soldiers. How they had gathered there I do not know, and why,--but only they could say why; we could not understand. The campus clock chimed out the quarter hour, busy people hurried back and forth, and the night grew darker and cooler. From somewhere in the group the glow of a pipe showed their faces more clearly. They were all turnedtoward one who was speaking. Half guiltily we stepped close to hear, -"And it was that night that we lost our first man." And so with the hur- rying people we passed on, for it seem- ed we felt strangely out of place among this group of a dozen or so Civil war veterans clustered around the campus cannon, living through old battles once more. Typhoid Forces Harriet Bird to Quit Harriet Bird, graduate student, is seriously ill with typhoid fever at the hospital, and will be compelled to leave the University. First Call for U. of Utah Gridders Coach Nelson Norgren of the Uni- versity of Utah has sent letters to all candidates for his football squad, in- forming them of the initial practice to be held September 14, at Salt Lake City. Norgren warns the men that they must be in condition when theyt report. TYP EWRITE R5 For Sale or Rent Hamilton Business college State and William Weather Kills Many Plants on Campus The "Campus Beautiful" is getting brown and sere. This important dis- covery was made yestergay when one of the campus attendants was found pushing a water cart and directing a small stream upon one of the flower beds. On being subjected to a perti- nent cross-examination by a Wolver- ine reporter he confessed that many of the plants were dying of the drouth. Unless it rains soon the campus next spring may suggest to the mem- her of the class of 1920, the view of the Sahara dese t. The Coolest Dining Place in Town is the tea 1Eoom --easily reached by north or south elevators; open from eight in the morning till five in the afternoon. The service is high grade, and all menus are prepared by a chef who was for a number of years employed by one of the leading New York clubs. Noon Luncheon, 50c Regular Servica a la carte