THE WOLVERINE PRF, HOBBS PBBIISHES Slam! if/ang! Cubs KEEPSMA NAIION DEFEINSE ACT]I Shiver at Sound ! Explains Government's Attitude T Thump, pink, rattle! Such were the AIVE FOOD DAYS sounds which issued from the wall in ward Military Training in FakRgruUaddb asr- Universities the basement of the Press building re- Frank logndus Unaided by asses- cently, while several summer school by,s s Unable to Keep Vermin From iteseuring Him Prof. William H. Hobbs made a spe- reporters sat in the reporters' room r cial trip to Washington a week or so preparing copy for the next issue of TSSUES STEEPEI) IN iALCOHOL ago for the purpose of ascertaining the summer paper. All sorts of ideast-n University could co-operate with the were suggested as to the nature of the Two Greek workmen were stumbling government in installing the depart- thumping. Some thought it was the along in the dark Saturday night on the Michigan Central tracks, when ment of military science. On his agent of some rival paper trying to they were attracted by a peculiar return to Ann Arbor he com- break into the sanctum of The Wolver- smell. Looking over the embankment, piled an article on the results ine to get some scoops. Some thought Chris called back to his partner, of his findings and upon the relation that it was a prisoner digging his way "There's a man over here, and he's of the new government measures to out of prison. Then the head of a dead." "No, I'm not," came the se- military training in universities. This workman stuck through the hole which pulchra voice from the apparently article was written for publication in was finally effected, and informed the dead man, who was partly decomipseed an eastern magazine and will appear student reporters that he was merely and covered with vermin from head to in the near future. The substance of obeying orders of the board in control foot. The terrified Greeks ran for the article reads in part, as follows: and was installing a new lighting and assistance and brought back Patrol- "Experience has shown that in event ventilation system for The Gargoyle, mal Armbruster, who in turn brought of war men of college education quite Michigan's funny magazine, which is a man with a taxi and another with generally offer their services to the henceforth to have new editorial a stretcher from the Michigan Central government and rise rapidly to post- rooms in the basement of the Press depot. After great stimulation, the tions of commanders, whether they building, and in the place where the dead" man crawled onto the stretch- have had previous military training or smoking room of The Michigan Daily er, and didn't die until early Sunday not. Hence the vital necessity of giv- has formerly been located. This in- erraisd didn'tdiengntld arloy a ing them a suitable military education, formation is the combined result of a to a patrolman in the cell of the if the frightful incompetence shown grill of the workman and Ralph Folz, ptoanth by officers of our Civil War, during '17, managing editor for The Gargoyle. Autopsy by Dr. A. S. Warti, o the early years of that struggle, is to the Medical School, showed that be avoided in war with a nation really Prof. F. M. Taylor Revises Text Book Frank Bogardus, formerly a resident prepared. Prof. F. M. Taylor, of the economics of Milan, Mich., and for the past year "As regards to universities and col- department, has practically completed living here at 916 Wall street, was so leges such as Michigan, Indiana, Kan- the revision of his work on the "Prin- thoroughly steeped in alcohol that sas, and the privately endowed insti- cipies of Economics." Several chap- it took nearly five days for him to die, tutions of the eastern seaboard, which ters have been rewritten and an ex- after decomposition had actually set do not have compulsory military train- tensive article on "Rents" has been in. It is one of the most remarkable ing, the Defense Act recently passed added. eases in medical history, according provides voluntarytr inoppgosed ts com Professor Taylor will leave for the to Dr. Warthin, as well as one of the supported by the federal government White Mountains early next week. He most repulsive. and with an organization of uniformed'will ship his automobile to Buffalo Bdgardus had crawled onto the anlitan as nearly as possible and tour from that point. banking of the Michigan Central miltar unts s eary a posibe _________________________tracks last Wednesdayscprl like those of the land grant institu-t, sek, partly tio. in two groups, which groups of studies from the excessive hot weather and "In these institutions (like Michi- when once entered upon become a re from excessive alcoholism. He had gan), as well as the othefs, the war quirement for graduation. died then and there, to all intents and department will provide all necessary "The first group of studies applies purposes,andowas unable tomove, le military equipment including rifles and to students of the freshman and sopho- even to ward off the swarms of bottle side-arms, artillery, public animals, more years and is the equivalent of flies and vermin which infested his with caretakers, mechanisms, black- three hours a week for two years to be wholebbody smiths, etc., and will provide forage counted toward graduation. The ad- Several people saw Bogardus lying for public animals and all expenses vanced group of studies may be elect- helpless along the tracks, but thought for muaintenance of such expensive ed by those who have satisfactorily he was "dead drunk" and so let him lie equipment as is required for artillery completed the first group, and is the there. He was absolutely unable to units. The only financial obligations equivalent of five hours weekly defend himself from vermin and did put upon the universities is the re- throughout the junior and senior years. not succeed in attracting the atten- quirement that they provide bonds and "Students who elect this advanced tion of the numerous passers-by up insurance for the safe keeping and re- group of military studies will receive until late Saturday night. Bogardus turn of the equipment, and suitable from the federal government the equiv- has a family of children living in De- quarters (armory) for the storage of alent of subsistence or about .$8 per troit, and efforts are being made to the equipment and for the offices and yer year, and will no doubt have the locate them. class-rooms of the military depart- advantage of command as cadet offi- In the medical building, vermin was ment. cers. Another requirement of the war found in back of the ear drums, in the "In order to secure the detail of department is that there must be at interior cranial cavity, and elsewhere. United States army officers for mill- lease 100 students in training. A dozen or so very large bottle flies tary instruction, the authorities of the if the University is to have military were found in the stomach. institutions must agree to offer for elec- training supported by the government, Excessive alcoholism was given by tion to their students military courses this is the system that will be adopted. the autopist as the main reason for the peculiar phenomenon. Every tis- sue of the victim had been so com- pletely steeped with alcohol, that even SH E COAST L N E TO 4after most of the symptoms of death, chiefly decomposition, had set in, the was was still able to talk, and to move DETROIT several rods when greatly stimulated CLEVELAND BUFFALO, NIAGARA FALLS by the men who found him. TOLEDO, PT. HURON, ALPENA, ST. IGNACE. All the inmates of the county jail had to be removed from the part to A REAL VACATION which the victim was taken, but doe- The Water Way is the Only Way tors announce that there is no menace Th eae ies the mCa iasateularnedodyate aelsosesy to public health as a result of the anadlesurstii sTheD.do The neStemeroodoa al teoQalshe dechedsafty nshemort oo feedm fleeshckiaegco lairfeebig eee reses thShe- rmgd- - ----ac "-"--m a- ---'- -k it aboar tesflating Dalses tagdy CanoeBumpslock SCIENJISTS JOIN IlS Billie Takes ath IN BASEBALIL g[[A Whether lie wanted to display his manly form to the gallery of admiring females, or whether he couldn't stand the heat, doesn't enter into the affair at all. The main issue was that "Billie" Brown, '18, floated up to the dock at the boat house clad in swimming at- tire, holding his clothes in his arms. The bugs fluttered around the electric lights, the player-piano ground out ragtime for a score of perspiring dancers, and lemonade glasses tinkled in the pavilion. The canoe wasn't exceptionally tipsy and for that matter, neither was "Bill." But no canoe will stand being bumped headlong into a landing without a pro- test. This one protested vigorously, with the result that Billie, clothes, and all. staged a very presentable imita- tion of the new German submarine liner. After entangling himself from the weeds that infested the bottom, he arose to the surface with much splash- ing and gnashing of teeth, as a chorus of feminine laughter greeted his debut. How "Billie" got home enters not at all into the story. Next time he goes canoeing, so he declares, he's going in a row-boat. SEIONID SEMESTER LAW SCHOOL OPENS WITH GAIN OF SEVEN The second semester of the summer session of the Law School opened yes- terday with the enrollment of seven new students. The departure of four students leaves the total number at 174. Prof. .William H. Page, of Ohio State University, and Professor Harry S. Richards of the University of Wis- consin, are leaving with the close of this semester. Professor Richards, vrho conducted the course on equity jur- isprudence, was presented with a pipe by the students of his class. One of the new subjects of the second semes- ter is the course on trusts, given by Prof. Wesley Newcomb Hohfeld, of Yale University. Students Offered Course in Gardening Students who wish to become pro- ficient as practical landscape garden- ers by working around the campus planting trees, shrubs, and flowers,, may do so by electing course 7 in the botany department, under Professor Gleason. It is not known whether the course will be continued in the fall. League Reduced to Three Teams; C A. Brown, '17L, Was Appointed Manager At a meeting of the executive board of the interdepartmental baseball league last night, it was decided to re- duce the size of the league to three teams for the present, and later tc two, if necessary. The law and sci- ence teams have been combined and C. A. Brown, '17L, appointed manager, This team will be given a week to or- ganize and if by that time sufficient re- sults are not shown, it will be dropped from the schedule. There will be two games between the engineer and lit aggregations this week, one Tuesday and one Thursday. The manager of the all-campus team is attempting to schedule a third game with the Ypsi Normalites for this week but has received no word from the Normal management as yet. The game will be played either Wed- nesday or Thursday of this week, if scheduled, probably at Ann Arbor. The mid-week date is necessitated by the fact that the Ypsi school closes its ses- sion Thursday. Negotiations are also in progress for games with "Chuck" Webber's Third ward team and with .the Cleary Business College aggrega- tion from Ypsilanti LIBRARY STUDENTS MAKE TRIP TO MAIN LIBRARY OF DETROIT About twelve students of the Li- brary department left Saturday morn- ing for Detroit, where they visited the main library and two of its branch- es. The trip was made for the pur- pose of gathering information valu- able to students in practical work. Several lectures were given by the heads of the departments, and a gen- eral outline of the work was explain- ed. The party were entertained at luncheon by the library staff. They were chaperoned by Prof. Frank Good- rich, of that department. DO YOU KNOW OF ANYONE WHO wants to buy an excellent rooming house near the campus? Suitable for private family or club. Inquire or write E. B., care Wolverine office, Maynard Street. a° LYN D ON'S, 719 N. 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