THE WOLVERINE

ed., 2-On the Firing Line with the
Germans,8 reels. v'ng s5c. (World
War Pictures).
hurs-Fri., 3-4-Fanny Ward in "The
Gutter Magdalene." Cartoon Comedy

THE WOLVERINE
The official student newspaper for
the University of Michigan summer
session. Published by the students on
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday af-
ternoons. Twenty-five issues.
Advertising rates-Furnished upon ap-
plication to the business manager.
Subscriptions and ads taken at Quar
ry's and University Avenue Phar-
macy.
Office Hours: Managing editor, 2:00
to 3:00 daily; business manager,
1:00 to 2:00 daily. Phone 960 or
2414.
Address, The Wolverine, Press Build-
ing, Maynard St., Ann Arbor.
Verne E. Burnett-Managing Editor
Phone-2414 or 1283-M
C. Verne Sellers-BusinesseManager
Phone-960 or 14600
Tom C. Reid-Associate Editor
H. C. Garrison-Sports Editor
Masian Wilson-Women's Editor
Walter Atlas-News Editor
Bruce Swaney-News Editor
Beporters
M. H. Cooley R. T. Mann
George W. Corwin Frank Martin
M. N. Elsenau Phil Pack
R. F. Fitzpatrick Ward Peterson
H. H. Gellert Grace Rose
Mary Gratiot Carl Rash
H. H. Haag Jerome Zeigler
Business Stafff
Wm. H. Hogan Robert M. Schiller
Richard Goldsmith Allan Livingston
TUESDAY, AUGUST 1, 1916
Issue Editor-Myrtle N. Elsenau
Campus Beautiful
In the vicinity of the Library and the
Science building there can be seen
disheartening barren spots which in-
crease both in size and number every
day. With benches scattered about
under the trees, with hundreds troop-
ing wantonly across the grass, and
with papers and rubbish of all kinds
strewn about in great profusion, the
lawns are rapidly assuming the Afp-
pearance of a rather ill-kept back yard.
Heroic measures must be taken
at once if the traditionaly beautiful
Michigan campus is to be restored to
its beauty. The lawns will be sprinkl-
ed, raked frequently, and all rubbish
kept off.
But the University authorities can-
not do this unaided. It is also neces-
sary that everyone who is in any way
connected with Michigan, pitch in and
help. Every student might take more
care that he uses the walks, and that
he does not throw rubbish about in-
discreetly, and does everything in his
power to preserve the campus.
"Treat it is if it were your own," is
a fine principle for a campus beautiful
campaign which is pretty urgent this
summer.
Intercolegiate
Princeton to Begin Practice Sept. 12
Princeton University will begin foot-
ball practice on September 12. The
first game is-scheduled for September
30.

New Indiana "Gym" Open This Fall
The new University of Indiana gym-
nasium, now in the course of construe-
tion, is expected to be ready for the
students at the opening of college this
fall. The building cost $200,000 and
includes a big swimming tank.
Two Coasts Visited by Crews
The appearance of the University of
Washington's crew at Poughkeepsie
and the Princeton eight's competition
at Seattle next spring, as outlined by
preliminary arrangements, will prove
a boom for college rowing on both
coasts.

Straw and Felt
Hats 1-2 Price
FACTORY HAT STORE
118 E. Huron Near Allenel Hotcl
Mlichigrins
'New Anatomy.
The red headed man hurt himself in
his rose bush.
The farmer's corn was injured by
the hail.
Mother spanked Willie on the back
lawn.
Etymologist says:
The reason so many dogs are
named 'Rab' is because they are ab-
breviated from 'Rabies'."
Real Letters from teal Soldiers.
(A Clever Little Letter.)
Letter flowing with ideas received
from our Mexican correspondent:
Dear John:
Is it hot enough for you up there?
It is very hot here and the weather is
fine. The soldiers are all along the
border. There is a little village nest-
ling in the hills near here, and on the
outskirts is a babbling, brawling
brook. How I love nature here, John,
the captain told me. The girls are
all very rustic and terribly nice. Can
you manage to keep warm up there?
The girls down here are perfect won-
ders, perfect whizzes. We should
worry. The soldiers are all very brave
and they all wear kahki, and look
so handsome that it makes me want
to die. There may be a war some
time here. I say, do you know, I get
so lonesome, and will you please send
me $3.73. Send it either by telegraph,
check or mail or money order. Give
my love to all, Write soon. Sincere-
ly, FATTY.
Beside the local church there is a
pasture. Is It for the pastor? Nor is
it for the pasteur treatments, It is for
the flocks to have picnics on. (Copy-
righted by The Wolverne),
lie Deserves Worse, But Ile Dassent
Say It
We can list to the bard of the Winter
When he sings his good ballads of
cheer;
And we gaily will hear the Spring
singer,
When he raises and praises bock
beer.
And therminstrel who plays in the
Autumn,-
Yes, we'll heed to his paeans of Fall,
But the one who gives praise to the
Summer
Is the dod-gasted writer of all,
Is the bog-blasted blighter of all-
With his songs to the tune of the hot
days,
With his dirges that sweat in the
shade,
With his chants and his rants of the
heat rays
And the dewdrops that Nature has
made.
As he prattles of hay fields and pas-
tures,
And of daisies that grow in the dell,
(Oh, is Death much too good for this
varlet?)
He has earned a hot place in-er-a
cell.
S'Too Late Now.
0, the clever things I think of1

Shortly after I recite!
I get up all unretentive
Of the dope I learned last night.
And the prof slips me a zero;
I can see him scrawl it down.
And the other guy's the, hero
'Cause be's got the bunk learned
brown.
O, it's bull and sand and gall
That wins the profs, coin, girls and
all.
O, the clever things we think of
Minutes after we recite.'
Intellectual curiosity one hears of is
said to characterize the campus, but
much of the curiosity exhibited isn't
intellectual.

SUMMER SCHOOL
New and Second-Hand
Drawing Instruments, Loose-Leaf Note Books
Student Supplies in General
VMIVERAITY BOOKSTORE

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CANDIES

CANDIES

Canoe Fountain
Lunches Lunches
for and
Two Ice Cream
POPULAR

Repetti's

Johnsons'

Thorpe's

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Michigan and Fraternity Jewelry,
Leather, Gold and Silver
WATCH BRACELETS
Extra Fine Repairs of Watches and Jewelry
HALLER (. FULLER
STATE STREET JEWELERS

iniversity School of Music
ALBERT A. STANLEY, Director
"A Gathering Place for Advanced Students"
Annual Summer Session.
IGHT WEEKS - JULY 3-AUC. 25
Regular FaillTerm begins Mon., Oct 2, 1916
or Catalogue and Information address
CHARLES A. SINK, Soarotary
Ann Arbor, Minh..
fhe Ann Arbor Savings Bank
INCORPORATED 1869
OFFERS
ieourity - Servioe - Location
apital.....................$... 300,000.00
urplus and Profit...... 175,000,00
esources............. $3,700,000.00
fain Office, N. W. Corner Main
and Huron Sts.
ranch Office, 707 North Univ.
ersity Avenue.
E MATCHES TO BE PLAYED
EFORE SECOND ROUND BEGINS
iere are still about five matches to
layed off before the first round of
tennis tournament will be over.
tourney is going too slow at the
ent rate to finish the end of the
mer session and all those first
d matches that have not been
ed oft, must be played by Wednes-
aight. In the meantime, those that
ready to go into the second round
xpected to do so.
i'ard Returns from N. D. A. Meet
Marcus Ward, new dean of the
al college, returned yesterday
the meeting of the National Den-
Association, held last week at
sville, Ky. Mr. Ward was recent-
scted to the board of directors of
National Dental Association.

Dear Michigrin:
Do you think that the kind-hearted
gentleman who always makes a grab
for the dinner check (and gets it)
should be called an after-dinner mint?
TROUBLED.
"I see Binks, the cartoonist, is going
en the vaudeville stage."
"Well, he ought to make good."
"Yes, providing he draws well."
Medical Terms
When one has an acute stomach
ache after eating melon, and is said to
be afflicted with the melancholic.
C alendar.
August 2, 5:00 P. M.-Instead of medi-
cal lecture by Dr. Bunting, Prof. A.
E. White lectures on, "The Story of
the Making of Steel," illustrated
with motion pictures. Natural Sci-
ence building.
8:00 P. M.-Concert, Albert Lock-
wood, pianist, and Miss Ruth Lowen-
berg, soprano, Hill auditorium.
August 3, 5:00 P. M.-"The Island of
Java," (illustrated), Prof. H. A. Glea-
son, Natural Science building.
8:00 P. M.-Educational motion
pictures. Pictures on Philippine Is-
lands.
August 4, 5:00 P, M.-"The Spanish
Missions of the Southwest," (illus-
trated), Prof. H. E. Bolton, of the
University of California. Natural
Science Building..
8:00 P. M.--Michigan Rivers,"
(illustrattd, S. L. Ranck, of Grand
Rapids.
August 7, 5:00 P. M.-South Anmerioan
Cities, (illustrated), Dr. W. L.
Schurz.
"Big 1Bill" Edmunds Visits in City
"Big Bill" Edmunds, '14M, was in
Ann Arbor visiting his brother, John
Edmumds. "Bill" was one of the bests
football players who ever appeared on
Forry Field in recent years.
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LITTLEJOHN FELT LITTLE WHEN
JUDGE RELIEVED HIM OF LITTLE
The Ann Arbor police department
knows its business, and consequently
will not permit a carpenter from De-
troit to come and burn up streets.
William Littlejohn was arrested yes-
terday, and fined $10 and costs for
cutting a corner at 18 miles. per hour.
When brought before the judge, he
stated that he did not know the speed-
ing laws of Ann Arbor, whereupon the
judge replied: . "It is high time that
you were learning, and perhaps the
$13.45 will aid you in remembering."
The Coolest
Dining Place
in Town is the
-easily reached by north or
south elevators ; open from
eight in the morning till five
in the afternoon.
The service is high grade,
and all menus are prepared
by a chef who was for a
number of years employed by
one of the leading New York
clubs.
Noon Luncheon, lOc
Regular Serviec
a la carte
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