THE WOLVERINE

Orpheum Theatre j
The Ho Fa ouax1 'yb y anouse
'ayers. I
Thursday and Friday, Aug. 5V
and 6-John Mason and Har-
old Lockwood in 'Join the
Penman" and Paramount
Travels.
Saturday, Aug. 7-Mignon An-
derson in "Milestones of Life."
Sunday, Aug. 8-William Far-
num in "The Plunderer"
Temple Theatre
ADMISSION Sc.
(except Friday and Saturday)
Thursday, A . >-The Silent
"W," (Li a sV.ker).
Friday, Aug. 0-Esterbrook Case
and Zenr X 'efe in "One."
Saturday, An. 7-"The Profili-
gate," wi, ,':._i Stone House.
Arcade Theatre
SHOWS:AFTERNONS 4:00: EVE. 6:15;7:45; 9:15
Thursday, Aug. 5-A World fea-
ture, "When It Strikes Home,"
with Grace Washburn.
Friday, Aug. 6-"A Man and His
Mate," Mutual masterpiece,
with Harry Woodruff and
Gladys Brockwell. Also a good
comedy.
Broadway Strand, Detroit
Despite crowded audiences at every
performance, so many persons as yet
have not been able to see, "The Melt-
ing Pot," that the management will
retain this great film play for this
week. When Isreal Zangwill made a
play from his novel of the same name,
starring Walker Whiteside, play and
actor created a profound impression.
Mr. Whiteside enacts his original role
as David Quixane in the screen pres-
entation, and his work bears all the
artistic charm that made his imper-
sonation on the legitimate stage one
of the greatest of his career. Thee
photoplay is especially well done, with
many wonderful scenes visualized,
that were only hinted at in the play.
The principal roles are in competent
players' hands and the whole produc-
tion ranks as oce of the greatest
achievements so fa cn the moving
picture world.
Prospective Library Workman Held
Mr. William James, who has been
arrested in connection with two other
men found traveling in the company
of a 15-year-old girl, and who are here
peeding ace investigation, is said t
have come to Acn Arbor in expecatioce
of landing a contract for the proposed
library extension. Mr. James is a fore-
man and his home is not known.
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THE WOLVERINE
The official student newspaper for
the University of Michigan summer_
session. Published by the students on
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday af- Reports indicate that many mascu-
ternoons. Twenty-five issues. line arms are going to waste in Ann
Arbor this summer.
Subscription rates-By carrier, sev- Someone suggests that the B-el-V-e-
enty-five cents for the summer; D-ere part of the charming Apollo
mailed to any address for one dol- statue is the original B. V. D.
lar.
Advertising rates--Furnished upon ap- iYOUTH OF 22 WEDS
plication to the business manager. GRAN)IOT'HER OF FOUR
Subscriptions and ads taken at Quar- -Headline Detroit News.
ry's, Cushing's and University Ave- WeaeadiatwoNer -
. ~We have heard that women are de-
nue Pharmeacy.
Office Hours: Managing editor, 2:00'ceptive about their ages, but we never
before heard of one claiming to be a
to 3:00 daily; business manager,
1:00to 200 dily Phoe 96 orgrandmother at such a tender age.
t:00 to 2:00 daily, Pheone 9110 or
2414, The manager of the engineering
Address, The Wolverine, Press Build- baseball team reports that one of the
ing, Maynard St., Ann Arbor. men on his team is so slow that he
has to get a surveying gang out to set
howard R. Marsh-Managing Iditor up stakes to see if he has moved.
Phone--2414-1505
Ferris I. Fiteh--Business Manager 1)0 YOU'GEl'I'l
Phone 960-236 We received a letter from a contrib
S_ -today. He said, "I am inclosing a
Assistant to Business Manager- clipping from The Jackson Citizen
William H. Hogan Press. It's very funny; we all laughed
at it here." Then he suggested a
caption for it, We looked for the
Reporters clipping and it wasn't there. He had
Phil Pack forgotten to inclose it. But he insisted
Ward Peterson that it was funny, so we will print
Nathaniel Thompson the caption he suggested anyway. It
Bruce Swaney was, "Sneezes Squeeze By." Can you
David Rosenthal imagine the clipping? We can't.
C. W. Lemmcson
Karl Wehmceyer One sport extra, 2 ceents; G1 x 2
Jerome Zeigler equals 12; for one week, 12 cents;
Willis C'. Goodenow 3 x 12 equals 96, for summer school,
96 cents. Save it for the Belgians!
FAVORITE SONGS
No. 6 - The Professor's - "Who

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Mickell's Cases in Criminal Pronedure
Hall's Cases Constitutional Law
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Ame's Cases on Equity
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Issue Editor-Nat Thompson
THURSDAY, AUGUST 5, 1915.
SMOKE IS SWEET
"Student activities" is a phrase
which covers a multitude of diverse
factors, Loosely, it means everything
except studying; and it is a comfort-
able mouthful which college men love
to juggle with to the nqn-college man.
.'Concretely, what is it? Is it any-
thing more than sympathetic compan-
ionship? Is there anything more in
the organizations of the college man
than in the institutions of the non-
college man?
Traditional atmosphere h a n g s
around college and its life. This is
rather an alluring mystery to the non-
college man. To the college esan it is
still more charming, especially after
he has left his alma mater.
He likes to look nack upon the
"golden haze." But what is it? Isn't
it merely the glamor which his imag-
ination builds up? Is there anything
more to "student activities" than
wholesome companionship?
We do not think so. But it is worth
while.
e'lIEA'TMENT OF CRIPPLES AT
1IOSPI'l'Ai INVOLVIS $60,00
Auditor-General Fuller gave out a
statement yesterday, to the effect that
the cost of treatment of cripples which
done at the University hospital, ex-
ceeds $60,00 annually and is appro-
priated by the state legislature. In
1905 the cost was only $2,300, but the
only children who were eligible were
those malformed from birth. The law
o 1913 resulted in the largest increase
since it made all crippled children
eligible for medical attention at the
expense of the state,

Knows?"
T'OI AY'S RIDDLE
Why is a professor like a coach-
and-four?
O11 IIALL OF FAME
No. 7-All-Anerican paradox-The
Ann Arbor barber whose name is
Xema Scells.
IMPOSSIBLE NOVELETITE
NIo. 2
"Ifight Will Win"
The Senate council was in session.
It was a glorious affair.
A student was beicg interrogated,
preparatory to being expelled for life.
Prof. Susenwakk was interrogating.
"Do you always drink a bucket of
gin between classes, as did on the
evening that you were caught biting
your initials in the Rock of '62?"
"No, sir; sometimes I guzzle a bar-
rel of rye whiskey and others I inhale
a hogshead of cognac."
"Very good. Do you gamble?"
"Oh, indeed, sir. I am the grandest'
poker shark you ever saw. I won 48
cents last semester alone."
"How much time do you put on your
work?"
"Ha, ho,-I never work. I love to
emagine things instead. Besides, no
one here can teach me anything."
"Have you anything to say before
sentence is passed upon you?"
"Sure. I think your school is a
farce and if you boot me out I'll play
with Pennsy next year. S'long, gents!"
Prof. Susenwakk threw back his
head and laughed a throaty chuckle.
"What a frank, manly young lad. Gen-
tlemen, I move that we quash proceed-
ings against the dear chap because le
is open and charmingly blunt."
"Second the motion," came a chorus
of voices.
And it was unanimously carried.
-Harold Shradzki.

SONGS TO UNSUNG HEROES
No. 2--The Garbage Man
Oh, soldier of the alley gate-
Great captain of the strong-arm
crew__.
What funny turn of Sister Fate
Has made a martyr out of you?
Were you condemned at day of birth
To liberate the human race
From all the rubbish on this earth?
Have you a nose upon your face?
The slogan of success today,
Is "Service" to one's fellowmen.
Success is yours! Ay, who can say
You are not one of every ten?
Reformers come and clean a while,
Then clean some more and go away;
But you, in your unselfish style,
Cleaif on and on, day after day.
You do your duty with a will,
Accomplish tasks which others shun,
With relics of the past you fill
Your wagon, while the cowards run.
And did the Kaiser only know
The way you guard that powerful
stench,
He'd send a call for you to go
And drive the British from each
trench.
Oh, macc of power, devoid of nose-
Of unsung heroes, you're the rose!j
-G. C. C.
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University School ot Music.
ALBERT A. STANLEY, Director
"A Gathering Place for AdancEd StIudIes"
Annulal Summer Sess'on
EIGHT WEEKS-JUNE 28,-AUG. 20
Regular Fall Term begins Men. Oct. 4, 1915
For Catalogue and Information address
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