TiHE-M WOLVERINE VOL,. I. ANN ARDOR, MICHIGAN, TUESDAY, JULY i~, 1910. No. 8 ANN ARBOR, MICHIGAN, TUESDAY, JULY 19, 1910. No. 8 i VARtSIIYLC[ 612 E. Liberty Only; one block tronm the Canmpus Three good square ,meal s per day Single Meals 25c $3:50 per Week Sunday Dinners 35c MEAL TICKETS 0 0 * I 1 6PtAV''I GDL IEIGNI G6 JOORNAL ISOJLOING DETROIT AohrChance A hrFor Those Who Wat IWO MICHIGAN MEN MEE RGUDEATH' Michigan Central Train Hits F. L. Moran--D, L. Kinney Drowned at-Chicago BOTH ARE FRATERNITY MEN Twooic~higan 10(11 01one iesliing i11 Chicago and tihe other attendling sune- tmer Cssionl of tiheunaiversity, ilet w itih violenit deathls Sulnlay, IoUti te i clim (If a llorrilble laccidlent upon tile tracis (If the etichiganiCntiral railroad, andi tile othler succubinoig to tile treacherous wcaters (If IaChicagoibating lbeaeii. White walkinlg11u)011tile hiictiigaii Central trcks near lie alit slaughter house, Sunday afterinoon, tranlcis tLyster Moran bIwasiruich a1111inIstanly killedl iby the easthoundl4 :50 trainl. It is 1111 '11m10wn whethier Moranl siipploseedthat the traini was approachinlg oil anlother track or iiot, hut tie apipeared to iay110 attenitionl to lnmrouls lvarnlinlgivhistles. tis blody was earnied over i~iyords oil tile pilol of the enlginle before the train coiiiuli e stotipeid. Moron wsnfroiii Detroit and w sas a iiiehr of til eIirla K10p1a Epsiloin frate rnity hlere. lie wsI takiiig sumli- iier schlool work ii1 lie hEnginleerinig lie- plartmlenit, aiidlwas1 a meimblier ofI the class of i913. Chicago, July i7.--Cauightinlla mercci- less tindlertlow, andil worn~ out ill the struggle againlst a healvy sea, Donald tL. innely, formrlyri a studetin l l the Uii versity of Michiigan, elisIdrownedl cli111c todlay. One of his three com~lpanlionsl with whiomille11a111goniC bathiin~g ill Lake Nilichiganu narrow~ly escapledt drowviilg ishule ateimptinig to rescue hint. Thc BALL TOSSERS TO CLASH AHEE AO Varsity Men to Tackle Ypsilanti Nor- DURIG SUMMER1 nils Wednesday. list ibecanse yon are coming to sum- 15 110 ntedo tergua us in sn reason for your not playifig Scatter Over World, Punching1 111 a real teaim if you are so incliiied. CtlPaigW t Mainager Cushing is oii the lookout for Kis aniyoineswho caii throw a hall somne- ad DgigSle wheure near the piointi at which he aims, andi oiineviio is also reasontahly sure of gettig ini the way of .the bail if;.T sotneuie else thiroiws it. .In short we ALL SEARCHING FOR MAWNAW hive a summter hail te am wchichi lis al-c ready defeated the Superiors, the lead-t ers of the City League, by the- score While a few of Mhichigan's athletes of 16-2, aiid which ian desigins on sev- are biusy representing tlhe university as cent attir nearhy teams. Memnhers of the sutnener school biase- SeverliV\arsity players are iiielnded halt teamn,otiter atlietes are spetuding ill tileline-np, annong theni heing Liu- their sunnmer in differeiit novlel ways. tininin, Taft, Snow, aiid Hayes. Be- Wil e saume are workoig to pay thteir siides these are Munson, VMahauley, Rich- hoard hill, otherscmiore fortunate, are lisidigaiid Schwartz, the ltler a traveliiig. Yaeplayer. Pitchers are ini great tie- Captaiii Joe Holrnler attd Ralph Craig lnanld aiid ally eiitryo Bill Doitovain or hare forgotten that thney onuce wvere Wialter Joihinson are urged to cait altrieals for tine track captaiincy and oii Mhainger Ciishning at the drug store oii July 13thn they loath hoarded a cattle- Slate Street an early as possihle. Prac- sitip for Europe. They nave special ice in hlcd several timtes a week am the reasons for travelilng bly way of a.cattle- Fair Crouiids. ship, no they nay, at leant. They will Tine ganie which wan to lehave heeii visit Geriniy, Fraitce, aiid Eiiglaiiilbe- pilayced wilntilte Ypsi Norunmi team oit fore retuning to Amnerica. Saturday seas drowvned out iii the see- Haskinls aiid Raniney of "get-niarteul- 11111 inniing afier the locals hallgumn- quiic-faime" are trying to heat alit the Bred three ruiis to oiie for the visitors, track- stare on htie samin route. Anlothler elate seas arrainged. for text Of tile fooihall pla ers, Wiatkiuns is W'sednlesday afteriiooin, anld a large eiiployedl in roiiidiiig up Detroit juve- cirowd is expected to he 0111. The gainne hues whlo stray from the straight aiid is opn to everyone, a coliectioiioiiiy uarrow path. George aind Fred Lawtoii siifficieiit to pay the traveling expenses ire ini charge of the childreun's play- of the players bleinlg taken. Games are grouiids in Detroit and hay Cite re- alreadly scheduled agaitnst Northivitle aiid spectively. Botii say itney like thteir Cliniton, aind also a returin dale at Ypsi. work. Allerdice is also biisy withn "Younug Amierica," bieiingudirector of a large hoysn' suimiier camp ini Maiine. ARCHITECTURE DEPABTMENT Captaiin Benbhriook of the football teami SHOWS GREAT ADYANCEMENT is workiiig itn Youngstown, Ohio. Nor- innH-ill, varsity bnasebnall captain, does tot believe in rent either, aiid is work- Aithnotughi the youngest hraiich of the iug ini the Coinaltiiies of Uaiiada. WIT AIND HUMOR DEFINED rofeosor Rankin's Lecture Tickles Audience Immensely "There are hut a few great men of lick and ready mtids who do not iugh, for that one of the discharges of iie nerve force whichn Itost often causes listortion of tinc facial imusles arises iroun the suddeii oitervance of co- rast ietweeii apparet promise and iual perforimance," aid Prof. Rankiu it is lecture Monday afternoon. The ectiire, eitited 'Wit and Humbr of the lder Eiigliih Verse,' was in itself a oiid samnpe of nmoderii hunor, nit kept tee auienice coivused "tIn tie art of literatire wit is what tnitatione is i other arts, ut huiior teant imtitatioii, for it consit in tie resnitatioin of real aspects of forms if life. Wit impluie econtradiction, and its content is aways tie maltry, however amintg, aid intenat freqeuntly coi- tetptihle. Biut while wi is the cackle of the towni, hnuor is tie wave that echoes routd the world, for humor is te preen~tatione of formso of actual life. line huiitorist lifts itol our view an aspect of life which exists, while wit oily riiigs ant soine coitradictiont or nhsureiity. Hutmor tever reduces life to mere nlointg, as wit ofteti does. I should idifferettiate tet thus; wit is the cottradiction etweenth la which is not attd that whichi is; umor atd the tragic are cotradictioin etweeti real elemntts ie life. When Litcote lays hare the vacillations of at shifty political rival, autnd ays, he is like a mtat out, -eer-hntitng itt a dene fog, aie who, seeiteg aut ainia in the distance, started to fire. iHic(wts uncertaintwhether it wan a dleer or a cow, o te fired very cautiousy,-sit 55 to sort of hit it if it was a deer, atd mos it if it was a cow, that is real life. If tere is cottradic- I iont in the soreds, thlere in note in tier tiotglit. Wuit is a narrowing, sn isolat- tg process, atni, while humor also in narrowittg, it exists for the etter coi- prehetusioti of the whloe. 'Thee appreciatioun of bothn wit and humtnor, therefore, is primnariy tet an ennotiotua,bhtttanintetelecteal exper- etece. The enjoyment of wit sud humor in tieretnjoymentt of the successful exer- cise of intelectual power, for wit is dexterity. And yet, tat one does not appreciate your joke does not imply tat tee in ditll. "Aut examnpe fromun a old English poet, whichi might apply to Annt Aror, ivan writteit an a parody out The death of Johnt Moore. "Not a soutnad le got-tet a guinea or note- Atud he looked cotfoundedy flurried, An Inc blted away witout paying his shta, And the landlady after him hurried." FORMfIs POFe;soeoosAMBSHEDOO. Deanu C. Worcester, formerly assist- anul professor of zooogy here, narrowly escaped edeath at the hands of Moro out- laws in the Philippitues Monday. Prof. 'sorcester in now American Secretary of Interior for the Philippines. But for the aertess of his bodyguard wvho shot and killed three of the outlaws he would have undoutedy perished. Pootboall seasont opets at Ann Aror with Case October 8. i !. THE WOLVERINE STUDENTS' DIRECTORY Verified hy Unioersity Records, and the hooks, of the Tele- phone Conmpanies To Get It You Must Subscribe tor The Wolverine NO SINGLE COPIES of issues containing Direetory except to subhsribers. 50 Cts. Phone 960 1 bolliwsldiiscove redi a hllelk awairiaout Enigineerinig departmnt, tine departtuent out houirtifter the aiciciet. lot Archuitecteure aute Archtitectumra Enmgin- eeritug, otuly tun a rs old, tan growut Kiutiuceneredt collegC ini the fail ofii toa reteatrkabnle degree, owitng to the 1907 11111 was a unmeber ufthueSigmtuatuunuual deututteefor graduates:. It with Nut fraternity. 'Wh bilt' itt AntArorhren graieualte its inst regtular class next year. was the "n*sports'"ecorrespondtenit for Clue Prof. Etil Lorch, ini speakitng of tine Detrtoit Free tPresn, autdt a uteumber eof thuemuains for archtitectural workers, said: staff of thue MichigantDilil. I'riour to "I ktnw of nuo netter hune of work for eteritug college- hue had spnitta yeam oeu o h asi a taletnt for drsw~ng atud ubpotn the edtitoal istaff of thue Adritun designt theanthtie field of architeciure. It 'fimeus. insomtetintgewhichnwith emeploy - more Near theC clone of iis sotphonunure year anudmtoremenet as the ntaioun grogA*Tine inniey left thue univ ersityo hiacceplt a Wiesnttud S-Midedle-est is feeliung thee po~sitiotunxwithu a comiti meiali matgaziine, nueed fom capahlemunu, particularly, at "Styshte," andth aivnithue eploty of thatt thue preenut timne, stne we could place pierioedicl un til is tnIragic detilh. sev erali timen the nuembher of mete we lie wan 22 yearnsabet, the sorti of Mr. graduate. Hue stuudent who did not do andu Murn. JahntutD. Kinnuey elf Aedrin, estuecially good svomk here antd who took uicht., tutu a ntephce if Cotugressnunt five years to comuplete his college course IHenury U. Sumith. tinsnut exceeditegly promsing position in Batihitin hisuomue e tanthill An1thChicago. The salaries of mete tponu Arbor innte v was e'eedinugly toular gradetationt vary fromn sixty-five to ote tandi active. htundred dollars per mnth. "Next year we are inauguratintg a tsTiuvTF' T cUNS. '-tew course utn Architectural Etugiuneer- Somnetiume Slundaelihtbteentelesv-' ing hoe wheiche se aim to fit mete for the cutan tut wteelse o'clock a robbihery ouccurreden uginteerineg side of tine work to take at thue State Strict bhardwavlre ntore, the place to n certainu extetnt of the 0wne mciyu D.Se. Killints. 'fie buurgarn civil cuigitueers nosy employed itt struc- gaintedl entranuce too pryinug opel onle of tural cworke. Hue the other hated, the thur wvinowsitt thee reair of time ntore. ntraighet architecturecoenuries fit studeunts 'fle store evandepeted ouf its entire mtotre for thee designing of structures. stack of revolvers, ammounuting itt valut e s a itm to give as hroad an educa- ho nanout eighty dollars. Mr. Killiins hone an ponsibolestud several art courses believs it to hoethuenworke of amaetetums. arc givetinit thee literary departmenut." JANITORS BRAYE RAIN TO INVESTIGATE GROUNDS Late onme afternuoonu, a reporter seas statnditug one thee Uniont porche.Rsiun wan siftiung down genttly, stud an if it iked to. Out fromnethe jauntdiced meuseume dashed a ine. Straight thtrouogh the drops tee rushed toward the Miemtorial huilditng. Right itt the middle of tine gravel patch he stopped short. the enut down, lee straighetened up sued opetned his nmouth : the patteriteg of the raine drowuned his words. He swaved his arms. Thetn fronm sit sides came otheer nmen, front Tappan heath they came, fromt the Museum, sued frmom the Memorial huildineg. Janitors they were, if garh tells the truth. Thee reporter looked up at thee sky, rolled up his trousers snothem notch, turtned up his colsin, and ntarted for the scene. By thin timne the mete were dowun on their knees, heads together atnd hodies radistiung like a great "hlack-eyed sussat." Then-they vanished. When the reporter, wonderiung if te had heen seeineg thiungs, finally arrived he found only a hard cimcle pountded me the gravel. But right me the ceunter,-he stooped closer to nec hetter, was a tiney glitteriung poinut of emeerald, a BLADE Or GRASS. I Back Numbers Supplied to New Subscribers