:, PAGE FOUR TIlE MICHIGAN DAILY_ THURSDAY, AUGUST 2, 1951 PROF. RIBS COLLEAGUES: Lincoln Speech Revised Using 'Faculty English' CAMBRIDGE, Mass.--(P)-A professor says you'd never recognize Lincoln's Gettysburg address if you saw it in what he calls the "fac- ulty English" of some college professors of today. Prof. Richard D. Fay of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, writing in the Harvard Alumni Bulletin, used the famed Civil War speech as an example. He showed what it might be when "translated into faculty English by machine methods." Following are the address and the translation: E I ASSOCIATED PRESS DC :4 LINCOLN'S VERSION - "Four- score and seven years ago our fore- fathers brought forth on this con- tinent a new Nation conceived in liberty and dedicated to the propo- sition that all men are created equal. "Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that Na- tion or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We Nave come to dedicate a por- ion of that field, as a final resting place of those who here gave their lives that that nation might live It is altogether fitting Pnd proper that we should do this. "But in a larger sense we can - not dedicate-we cannot conse- crate-we cannot hallow this ground The grave men, living and dead who struggled here; have consecrated it. far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they dlid here. It is for us, the livik'g rather, to be cedicated here 6o the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dei- cated to the great task remaining before us-that from these hon- ored dead we take increased de- votion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion-that we here highly re- solve that these dead shall not have died in vain-that this Na- tion, under God shall have a new birth of freedom-and that gov- ernment of the people, b5 the peo- ple, for the people shall not perish from the earth." 'Beach Ball' To Be Tossed The third annual "Beach Ball," an informal dance sponsored by the League, will be held from 9 p.m. to midnight tomorrow, in the League Ballroom. There will be no admission charge for the record dance, which will be presented in a typical wa- terfront setting, complete with sea serpents, fish nets, beach balls and sailboats. Lemonade will be served in the League garden, weather permit- ting. Also the Rumpus Room in the basement of the League will be open for serving refreshments. Previously the League summer council's annual dance has been formal, but two years ago it was decided that a casual warm wea- ther "Beach Ball" would be more appropriate. Lemler Gets Top Film Group Post Ford L. Lemler, Director of the University Audio-Visual Education Center, has been elected president of the Education Film Library As- sociation. The Association is an organiza- tion of universities, colleges and public school systems which oper- ate libraries of audio-visual in- structional materials. House Committee Will Hear Pollock Prof. James K. Pollock, chair- man of the political science de- partment, who served on the Hoover Commission, will testify today before the House Commit- tee on Expenditures concerning administration of overseas affairs. Read and Use Daily Classifieds CONTINUING OUR SALE of PEN & PENCIL SETS ACIULTY LANGUAGE-"Eight and sven-tenths decades ago the pioneer workers in this continental area implemented a new group based on an ideology of free boun- daries and 'initial conditions of ,qual)ty. "We axe now actively engaged in an (verall evaluation of con- flicting factors in order to dete: nixie whiether or nt the life ex- pecta1cy of this group or of any group cperating unde the stated conditions is signifiPant We are met in an area of maximum a- tivrty among the conflicting fac- tors. The purpose of the meeting is to assign permanent positions to the units which have been anni- hilated in the proces of attain- ing a steady state. This proce- dure represents standard prac- tice at the administrative level. 'Ti om a more comprehensive viewpoint we cannot assign - we cannot integrate - we cannot im- plement this area. "The courageous units, in being annihilated, who were active in this area have integrated it to the point where the application of simple arithmetical operations to include our efforts would produce onl negligible effects. "The reaction of the general public to this colloquium will be nonessential and transitory but the reaction to the impingement of the combat group is invariant. It is for this group in being rather to be integrated with the incom- pete activities for which the com- bat groups who were so active in this area have so comprehensively effected the initial implementa- tin. .It is preferable for this group to be integrated with the incom- pleted inplementation-that from the standards set by these respect- ed deceased units we take accel- erted intensive effort - that we here resolve at a high ethical level that the deceased shall not have beenrai~nihlatd without further- ing the project - that this grou under divine leadersnip shall im- plement s new sour e of unham- pered activity-and that politcal supervision composed of the in0- grated units, for the integrated and by the integrated unit shall not perish fron "the superficial area of this l anet." Linguists Will Confer Here Features of the "American" English language will be one to- pic of a conference of linguists, scheduled for tomorrow and Sat- urday in Rackham Amphitheatre, is part of the summer University Linguistics Program. There will be twelve brief talks divided between two sessions; the first session will be tomorrow from 7 to 10 p.m. and the Saturday meeting will run from 9 a.m. un- til noon. Theoretical aspects of linguistic science, relative merits of the mentalistic and the mechanistic approaches to language, the sound system of Old Irish, questions on morphology, Puerto Rican Span- ish, Middle High German and Classical Greek will also be dis- cussed. 1-1 Vi THE WINNER-"KiKi" Hakansson of Sweden triumphantly waves a check for 1,000 Pounds she won with the title of "Miss World" at the Festival of Britain beauty contest. Laura Ellison- Davies (left) of London placed second and Doreen Dawne, ,also a Londoner, was third. PERSONNEL REPORTS: Outlook Dim for Full-time .Between Semester Jobs 1 T I M E L Y F L O W E R S-Workmen shovel earth to com- plete a flower-bed under clock hands in gardens, of Chateau de Versailles, France. Clock's steel hands each weigh about 220 lbs. RETURN dF A SAINT - Remains of St. Simon Stock, first Carmelite Prior General in Europe, are returned in Small casket from France to Aylesford Priory. Maidstone. England. K "Students looking for full-time jobs for the five weeks between semesters are just out of luck," according to Mrs. Betty Gauss, University personnel interviewer. However, part time jobs for that period which will continue into Smith's Book. Printed Here A biography of the colorful life of Harry Burns Hutchins, former University president from 1909 to 1920, has been written by Shirley W. Smith, '97, and will reach the bookshelves soon. Smith was in a strategic posi- tion to view the passing scene of University life under Hutchins' term of office-its men and wom- en and the events of the period 1875-1920 as well as the innova- tions under Hutchins term of of- fice, such as the organization of the Graduate School as a separate unit of the University. Following his graduation in 1897, Smith served as an instruc- tor, as secretary of the Alumni Association and, in succession or combination as secretary, business manager, vice-president and sec- retary of the University group from 1908 until his retirement in 1945. Deadline for Hopwoods Set The deadline for submitting en- tries in the 1951 Summer Hop- wood Contest is 4:30 p.m. Friday, August 10. Eight awards are being offered, one of $75 and one of $50 in each of the four fields of writing - drama, essay, fiction, and poetry. Each entrant must have a state- ment from an instructor saying that the student is doing passing work in his courses, and must be enrolled in a composition course in the English or journalism de- partments. Winners will be announced Thursday, August 16. the fall semester are available, she added. LAST SUMMER, students were able to secure jobs in neighboring industries, but due to the switch- over to war-time goods, this field of employment has been consid- erably narrowed, she said. Also there are enough unemployed construction men available that these jobs will be scarce too. The part-time jobs that are now available include yard work, gardening, animal care, and caring for invalids. Students wishing employment may talk with Mrs. Gauss in the Personnel Office in the Admin- istration Bldg. Women students must first be referred to that of- fice by the Office of the Dean of Women. The office handles calls for all types of employment including local businesses, householders, in- dividual employers and University positions. Gardening, painting, selling, restaurant, gas station and soda fountain work, as well as various University non-academic skilled jobs including picture hanging, grounds work and animal care- taking, are also among the types of employment that can be secur- ed during the regular semesters. Work in the dormitory system, League, Union, libraries, and in- dividual department offices are not handled by the Personnel Of- fice. These job sources should be contacted individually, Mrs. Gauss said. Calls for part-time and full- time work for the fall semester are not being handled until after re- gistration, so that the working time can be fitted into students' schedules, she. said. Polio Center Calls FrGrad Nurses ON TAP AT GR EAT SMO KY .--.Unto These Hills," drama of Cherokee Indians' removal from North Carolina to Oklahoma, is played at Great Smoky National Park, N. C. P O C K E T E D 1 T O N--Pequito, 2 -months-old Mexican Chihuahua, with fighting weight of five ounces, is comfortable in shirt pocket of his master, L. R. Handran, Washington, D. C. 'f t J Graduate nurses are needed im- mediately at the Washtenaw Polio Center, the American Red Cross Disaster Committee has announ- ced. Nurses interested in answering the request may call 25546. +v 11 ,1 ;( Three New London Records OF ESPECIAL LOCAL INTEREST THOR JOHNSON, former conductor of the University Symphony and Choral Union conducting the Cincinnati Symphony: H I S T OR Y R E P E A T S - The first hydrogen balloon ascent in 1783 is reenacted in Paris before spectators wearing 18th century costumes as the city celebrates its 2,000th birthday. PRELUDE TO THE DANCE?.--GusandGertie, twin grizzly bears born in January, 1951, join paws ceremoniously during their daily play session at Lincoln Park Zoo,- Chicago. (. '4 BERLIOZ: Nuits D'Ete Song Cycle with Suzanne Danco, Soprano_ - _ - ALFVEN: Midsummer Vigil GRIEG: Sigurd Jorsalfar_ SCHUBERT: Symphony No. 3 in D BACH: Sinfonia for Double Orchestra t .--. Other Brand New long-Playing Records: LLP 407 5.95 LLP 406 5.95 LLP 405 ------5.95 Y ,5 BRAHMS: Quartet in C Minor, Op. 51 No. 1 Budapest Quartet ML 2191 4.00 All III _ .. ...