FAGS TWO THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY. AUGUST 8, 1940 PAGE TWO THURSDAY, AUGUST 8, 1940 THE MICHIGAN DAILY y The Straight Dope By Himself Edited and managed by students of the University of Michigan under the authority of the Board in Control of Student Publications. Pblished every morning except Monday during the University year and summer Session. Member of the Associated Press The Assolated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper. All rights of republication of all other matters herein also reserved. Enteredat the Post Office at Ann Arbor, -Michigan, as second class mail matter. Subcriptions during the regular school year by carrier $4.00; by mail, $4.0. REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL AOVERSING BY National Advertising Service, Inc. College Publisbers Representative 420 MADISON AVE. NEW YORK, N. Y. CHICAGO BOSTON - LOS ANGELES - SAN FRANCISCO Member, Associated Collegiate Press, 1939-40 Editorial Staff Managing Editor .............. Carl Petersen City Editor ...............Norman A. Schorr Associate Editors .......... Harry M. Kelsey, Karl Kessler, Albert P. Blau- stein, Morton C. Jampel, Su- zanne Potter. Business Staff Business Manager ............ Jane E. Mowers Assistant Manager .......... Irving Guttman NIGHT EDITOR: A. P. BLAUSTEIN Plain-Spoken Pershin g .. . GtEN. PERSHING'S plea for "The Se- curity of the Americas," is a bold rallying call for those whoearnestly want to do something, now, that will strengthen our defen- sive position. It is, in addition, a crushing an- swer to the arguments of appeasement. Pershing tells us bluntly that we can enor- mously enhance, and perhaps permanently in- sure, our chances of keeping war out of America. We can do this by immediate material help to the beleaguered British. No one has the temerity to argue that, with British seapower still dominant in the Atlantic, the threat of European aggression is likely to come to us. What the appeasement bloc is now saying, with a unanimity that must delight Herr Goebbel's heart, is that it is too late to help the British. More aid for Britain will just be good money flung after bad! Thebest-informed officials of this govern- ment, as well as a host of shrewd and observant laymen, hold a contrary view, which is based on real knowledge of the situation. Like Gen. Per- shing, these officials are convinced that, if Eng- land can be supplied with as few as 50 of our over-age World War destroyers, her chances of holding the channel are excellent. As we have several times pointed out, H-itler's most probable invasion plan is based on the assumption that the biggest British ships can't maneuver in such narrow waters, while the smaller British vessels have been considerably reduced in numbers by the war to date. It has been pointed out, how- ever, that many of the destroyers classified as out of service are actually not sunk but tied up for repairs. The destroyers we could send might well bridge the dangerous gap between now and such time as repaired destroyers and new British construction is abreast of the rate at which small vessels are being put out of action. The pros and cons of the case are simple: It is admitted that preservation of British sea strength guarantees us against aggression from Europe. It is conceded that the two-ocean Navy we shall need to make up for the loss of the British fleet cannot be finished before 1946. No one thinks that, if the aggressors plan to blitz us, they will stand aside while we build our new 'ships Thus, as a question of pure logic, the argu- ment against the general's advice boils down to this: We should not send this help because it is not absolutely certain that the aggressors will go after us. Let's take a chance. They might, as Col. Lindbergh puts it with such boyish inno- cence-or is the colonel so innocent?-desire to "co-operate." Gen. Pershing has the answer for this, also. [t is the fundamental answer; the answer every- body knows, and that the appeasers must, in their hearts, themselves know: "More than half the world is ruled by men who despise the American idea and have sworn to destroy it . . . They are fanatical and they are strong. They are efficient and they are ruthless. Eight nations have tried to appease them. The appeasers of eight nations are dead or in jail, or discredited or ruined . .. A new kind of war is loose in the world, fought with all weapons, including treason, and fought most insidiously, during . . . 'peacetime.' It is a war against the civilization that we know. It is a revolution against all the values that we have cherished . . . It is a revolution ... -- Chicago Daily News Increase Our Arms r HE PROBABILITY that Hitler, Stalin, Mus- solini and the Japanese, who have nothing O NLY the other day a friend of ours took bit- ter issue with us on the general subject of the conscription bill which we oppose so vehe- mently. She wanted to know if we were pre- pared to see this country invaded by Hitler, if we wanted our parents slaughtered, our sisters raped, and ourselves sold into slavery. Argument with her was futile since her objec- tions were largely emotional ones based on an unreasoning fear. The only way to answer such people is to appeal to other emotions, to those that make us fear that conscription will mean a regimentation to which Hitler would be mild. The loss of freedom of speech, freedom of as- semblage, of petition, of the press, of the right to bear arms seldom seems terrible to people because they always assume the penalty will be exacted of a few communists and radicals. Never from business men or professors . -But the news from Europe today confirms the old old story that to lose freedom .of speech for anyone, even a communist, even an anti-semite, means to lose it for all. A few days ago we quoted a French dispatch that stated that in Paris Jews were now un- dergoing boycott in their business affairs. The latest news is that all Masonic orders are shortly to be abolished and members who try to cling to them will, no doubt, be persecuted. Next will come other organiza- tions having an international basis, not ex- cluding the Rotary Club and the Catholic Church. To doubt this is insanity in the face of history in recent German, Dutch, Belgian and Norwegian news dispatches. NO DOUBT we all want to defend our country. Certainly this column does. Although Pear- son and Allen are stating that most of those opposing the conscription bill have German names we shall not be deterred by that from our opposition. Most of those with German names who now oppose the bill have parents and grandparents who fled Germany to avoid conscription and other forms of tyranny. Who has a better right than they to oppose such a Hitlerian measure? But the most important fact this column can make is that conscription is not neces- sary. Major. George. Fielding. Elliot. has stated that an army of 750,000 men is ample to defend both coasts of this country against any conceivable invasion. Col. Palmer, the military expert of the London Times for many years and an officer in the A.E.F. has stated that an army of more than a million men would do more harm than good to this country. Other independent experts agree. The Detroit Free Press has stated that until contrary orders came from the commander- in-chief most army officers agreed that the country needed less than a million men to defend it adequately. The plain and simple truth of the matter is that conscription is being rushed upon the American people in such fanatic haste be- cause many in our government want to have an army capable of being sent over- seas. The American people are overwhelm- ingly opposed to any such proposal but are getting no chance to see through the mea- sure because of the fear that is being thrown like a cloak around the whole issue. Like our friend who was so bitter at us the pub- lic prefers to have an emotional orgasm and in the process give up all America's hard won liberties to seeing the issue rather clear- ly as one of whether or not we want to en- gage :in Europe's war. FOR we tell you as earnestly as we know how . that if the conscription bill passes we will' be in a foreign war before the year of training is out. If it does not pass, the date of its failure to become law may well rank with that of the Magna Charta as a unique moment in the his- tory of freedom. If we need an army of less than a million men to defend this country and we already have one of 350,000 plus 400,000 in the National Guard DRAMA By JAMES E. GREEN Most anglophobes (of which I happen to be one) have a chink in their armor through which the barbs of Gilbert and Sullivan find easy en- trance. Even the worst productions of Gilbert and Sullivan have a way of delighting audiences of all ages and opinions that makes them almost foolproof in their appeal. Which is rather an ambiguous way of talking about last night's pro- duction of "Patience." "Patience" is one of the most engaging of the operettas despite the rather narrow appeal of its subject matter, and the pro- duction that it received in the combined hands of the Repertory Players in the School of Mu- sic was, with some few exceptions, one of the best musical productions that has been given in the last several years. . There is not much point in talking about the operetta itself, but those who plan to see it later in the week should be interested to know that they will be able to understand practically all of the lyrics without carrying a libretto to the the- atre. The voices are generally clear with a vol- ume adequate to the demands made upon them. The acting (which usually seems to be drawn from a couple of unrelated gamuts left over from the children's season) was much more than com- petent. And most important of all, the produc- tion had the timing and snap without which Gilbert and Sullivan is nothing at all. A major share of the individual plaudits must go to Nancy Bowman for her beautifully done Lady Jane. The considerable applause which she received for her rendition of the famous solilo- quy (with bass fiddle) was as much deserved by her whole performance as by this one scene. George Cox and John Schwarzwalder as the rival aesthetics were convincingly precious and poetic enough for the purpose. Schwarzwalder's acting occasionally fell off but his singing voice was probably the best of the whole company for he purposes of the production. The other roles were sung and played well and the work of the chorus was smooth and pleasing. I have one friend, who shall remain nameless, who decides whether or not to attend the cur- rent play on the basis of my reviews. For him I am grateful; especially so since I realize that the rest of you go or don't go as the fancy seizes. But this week I am happy to say that if the fancy says to go, you will do so with my blessing. On this sad little note I end for the summer. Sic transit gloria mundi. to say that a campaign to secure enlistment of less than 250,000 men would not work, as the present Secretary of War would have us believe is sheer nonsense. Stimson is either engaged on some crusading notion kept secret from the American people or he is senile. Roosevelt, for whom we shall vote presently, is badly mistaken if he really supports this present bill. Willkie is no better off. He won't even talk about it in this hour when the entire future of America is at stake. O DON'T LET UP in this crucial time. If you wrote your congressman once, write him again. If you haven't written yet do so at once. If you don't know his address send it to the Congressional Office Building, Washington, D.C. He will get it there and he will read it. He will probably vote on it as his constituents wish in this election year. Lastly, don't let anybody fool you. This bill is not necessary to defend the United States. Those who tell you it is are mistaken or lying. If we need a million men then 250,000 enlistments will doi the trick. It would be simple to get them even under present laws. With such changes as Van- denberg proposes two million men could be had easily without any sign of conscription. If we get conscription Hitler will rejoice. It will mean the first and greatest step has been taken to make this country like Ger- many. It will mean the Nazi conquest of America has begun without the necessity of his wasting a single plane or tank on the job. Defeating conscription, maintaining democracy, is the only possible way to de-- feat Hitler. Death to the conscription bill! Grin And Bear It .. By Lichty E 0 P Ii t; fa IV t 5 c c f t c s t t t s .,t O iw, Chicao TmsA Ic "Sure, there's mermaids at the bottom of the sea, sonny-you'll always find a woman at the bottom of everything!" DAILY OFFICIAL BULEI I 0I~eAILY4 JSWNGTON TRADE M R E15 TEED WASHINGTON - How much personnel matters, that is to place American isolation means to Hitler the best people in the right jobs. and how worried he is over the drift However, he is not averse to placing toward selling U S destroyers to members of his own family, and his ton U. down daughter has just been placed Great Britain has been illustrated by in an ekcellent personnel job in the several factors recently. National Defense Council. She is Mrs. One is the steady stream of state- Margaret Holmaed, and she is sup- ment an prss iteriew byNazi posed to handle job applications to ments and press interviews by zthe Council. leaders reminding the United States Applicants complain that they can that she has no quarrel with Europe, get no report on what happens to and that Hitler has no intention of their applications. In fact Congress- coming to the Western Hemisphere. men do not have much better luck. Positive proof that these are in- Note-Mrs. Holmaed's father gets tended entirely for American con- a salary of $10,000 at the White sumption came the other day when House. However, Mrs. Holmaed's sal- Adolph Hitler sent for Hearst news- ary remains a dark secret. All govern- man, veteran Karl von Weigand, and ment salaries are required to be a gave him an exclusive interview, say- matter of public record, but Robert ing that he had no intention of go- Horton, press relations officer of the ing to South America. Council, refused to divulge her stip- King Features, which distributes end, referring inquiry to the Asist- von Weigand's writings, immediately ant Secretary of the Council, Sid- telegraphed to the leading papers ney Sherwood. Mr. Sherwood works of Latin America, offering to sell for Mr. McReynolds. He stated, "No them the interview. A large number public good can come from disclosing of the editors ordered it-when sud- Mrs. Holmaed's salary." denly King Features discovered that Hitler had been there ahead of them. Capital Chaff The German consuls and embassies The man expected to be the next in Latin America had distributed the speech free of charge and cable tolls Japanese Ambassador to the United paid to all newspapers. States is Y. Ayukawa, sometimes call- ed the Ivar Kreuger of Japan. He Missing Farm Leader once worked in a steel mill in the One of the chief subjects discus- United States and is now head of the sed at the GOP farm pow-wow in Manchurian Development Corpora- Des Moines was the McNary-Ha- tion. His appointment would make gen bill, twice passed by Congress him the first Japanese businessman and vetoed by Coolidge and Hoover. in years who has served here as am- But the news dispatches reporting bassador. Most previous envoys have this fact contained no mention of been career men... Lost in the welter Senator Charles McNary, chief of international and political news is author of the famous measure andoterLonalfaghtpolt tewseis the running mate selected by Wendell the Louisiana fight to oust the rem- for the specific purpose of nants of the Huey Long machine. Wilikefo th seciic uroseofOne Congressional campaign which wooing agricultural votes. Reason Washington is watching is that stag- nothing was said about McNary at ed by young Jimmy Aswell against the conference was because he was Dr. George Long, one of Huey's not there. brothers, and against Congressman Behind this is an interesting story. A. Leonard Allen. Aswell is the son The prime movers of the meeting, of the late Congressman. He left a among them Iowa's Governor Geo-o rge Wilson, either forgot or purpose- well-paid newspaper job to help clean ly did not invite McNary. At any rate up Hueyism. he was not asked to come-until Will- kie telephoned McNary two days be- Good Neighbor Dollars fore the conference.S.y This last-minute thought was in- Shortcutting diplomacy, and with- spired by 'Representative Frank Hor- out waiting for the Havana agree- ton of Wyo., Willkie's personal friend. ments to be put into action, a group Horton discovered that no invitation of U.S. department stores and re- had been extended to McNary by tail buying agencies are sending ex- the Wilson group and hastily tele- perts to Latin America next month phoned the presidential candidate at to try to find new ways for the Latins Colorado Springs. Willkie, in turn, to serve the U.S. market. immediately telephoned McNary and With their sources in Europe cut asked him to come. off, the stores are eager to do just However, the Senate GOP floor what the State Department wants leader declined because of the pres- them to do-buy from the Good sure of legislative duties. He explain- Neighbors to create dollar exchange, ed that the bill calling the National so they can buy from us. The stores Guard into active service was coming are looking for all manner of things, up Monday and he could not leave especially handicraft-peasant dress- Washington. es, glassware, jewelry, petit point, Note-McNary's acceptance speech, scarves, gloves and knitted sweaters. like Willike's, will not be more than The catalogue is long and the need one half hour's duration. One of the is urgent, especially if they bring chief subjects of the address will be goods back before the Christmas sea- the water power issue, on which M- son. Nary has a strong public ownership The buyers will leave New York record. September 15, visiting six countries--. Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Peru, Guat- White House Nepotism emala and Mexico. They are experts in production and styling, who will Speaking of nepotism, it is inter- pick up what finished work they can esting to note that on occasion, the find, and lay down U.S. standards White House secretariet is not above and styles for future buying. the oldest of political practices-- Apparently the merchants think saueezing natronage for members of this is good business, for the trip will All notices for -the Daily Official Bulletin are to be sent to the Office of the Summer Session before 3:30 P. M. of the day preceding its pub- lication except on Saturday, when the notices should be submitted be- fore 11:30 A. M. To the members of the Faculty: If you wish to attend the breakfast next Sunday morning, August 11, at 9 a.m., given for those students who expect to take mester's degrees this summer, you may secure tickets at the office of the Summer Session at fifty-five cents each. Louis A. Hopkins Director of the Summer Session Linguistic Institute LuncheonCdn- ference will be held at 12:10 today at the Michigan Union. "American In- dian Place Names." Dr. J. P. Har- rington, Senior Ethnologist of the Bureau of American Ethnology, Smithsonian Institution. "What the .Public Expects of its Schools," is the lecture to be given by Clifford Woody, Professor of Educa- tion, at 4:05 p.m. today in the Uni- versity High School Auditorium. Deutscher Verein Picnic today. Transportation, swimming privileges, food, and refreshments included in price 45c. Free to members of the Deutscher Verein. Meet in the Deut- sches Haus at'5:30 p.m. All students of German, students and faculty members interested in German are cordially invited to attend. Make res- ervations at 204 U.H. Piano Recital. Janet Mary McLoud, pianist of Austin, Texas, will give a recital in the partial fulfillment of the requirements of the Master of Music degree, this evening, Au- gust 8, at 8:15 p.m., in the Assembly Room of the Rackham Building. Miss McLoud is a student of Professor Maud Okkelberg. "Patience," by Gilbert and Sulli- van is being presented as the Grand Finale of the Twelfth Summer Ses- sion in conjunction with the School of Music and the University Sym- phonyOrchestra. Performances will be given at 8:30 p.m. today, Friday, Saturday, Monday and Tuesday, in the Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre. Single admissions are $1.00, $.75, $.50. Doctoral Examinations: Mr. Mar- vin Carmack, Chemistry; Thesis: "The Synthesis of Derivatives of 3, 4-Benspyrene," today, at 2:30 p.m., 309 Chemistry Bldg. Chairman W. E. Bachmann. Mr. Dale Theran Harroun, Civil Engineering; Thesis: "Stability of Cohesive Earth Masses in Embank- ments," today, August 8, 2 p.m. 1224 East Engineering Bldg. Chair- man, W. S. Housel. Mr. John William Odle, Mathema- tics; Thesis: "Non-Separating and Non - Alternating Tranformations Modulo a Family of Sets," today, August 8, 3:15 p.m., West Council Room, Rackham Building. Chairman, W. L. Aryes. Mr. Robertson I. Strawn, Speech; Thesis: "Public Speaking in the Iro- quois League," today, August 8, 3:30 p.m., East Council Room, Rack- ham Building. Chairman, L. M. Eich. My. Joseph Henry Cast, Biological Chemistry; Thesis: "A study of the Origin and Significance of Thiosul- fate in the Animal Organism," Fri- day, August 9, 2 p.m., 313 West Medi- cal Bldg. Chairman, A.A. Christman. Mr. Robert Basil Randels, Physics; Thesis: "The Single Scattering of Fast Electrons in .Air, Argon, Kryp- ton and Xenon," Friday, August 9, 2 p.m., East Council Room, Rackham Building. Chairman, H. R. Crane. By the action of the Executive Board the chairman may invite mem- bers of the faculties and advanced doctoral candidates to attend the examination and he may grant per- mission to attend to those who for sufficient reason might wish to be present. C. S. Yoakum Speech Students: Dr. Thomas Clarkson Trueblood, Professor Emer- itus of Public Speaking, will lecture on "The Great Triumphs in Oratory" Friday, August 9, at 11 o'clock in 302 Mason Hall. Speech Students: Mr. Vincent Jukes, assistant in the Department of Speech, will produce "Common Clay," by George M. Cohen, Friday at 4 p.m. in room 4203 Angell Hall. The public is invited to attend. Hopwood manuscripts for the sum- mer contest must be in the Hop- wood Room, 3227 Angell Hall, by 4:30 p.m. this Friday afternoon, Au- gust 9. Contestants should read carefully the rules for the contest. No manu- script will be accepted that does not conform to the regulations. R .W. Cowden Vibration Problems Symposium. Mr. R. P. Kroon of the Westinghouse Electric and Mfg. Company will give th ,if n21- -4 - .. f : Japan's New Technique Termed Definite Threat To U. S. Security WHILE EVERYBODY is waiting for the blitz- krieg on England, events that more inti- mately threaten American security are taking place on the other side of the world. The de- tails of the Japanese moves there are still ob- scure. But there is no doubt of the fact that they represent a new approach to the strategic problem of the achievement of Japanese ambi- tions. Up to the present, the Japanese campaign for the conquest of China has not succeeded well except in Manchuria. It was based on the field superiority of the Japanese armies-their better training, equipment and leadership. The Japanese believed they could always beat the Chinese armies in battle, an assumption that turned out perfectly correct, with a few minor exceptions that proved unimportant. They believed that by holding the main cen- ters of communication-the cities-with the ad- dition of chains of blockhouses in particularly troubled localities, they could wear down Chi- nese resistance to the level of brigandage and extinguish it. This is the old British scheme of colonial warfare, the one England used in her conquest of the American continent, of In- .4 n A i. va vaa.tlr f-ha-'av nn fn, supplies reaching them through neutral terri- tory on the south. There was also a factor of physical distance. China is so immense and so badly organized that it proved impossible to control the lines of communication by holding the cities. Forces in them were too far apart to support one an- other, and the distance from each to the next was too great to permit the success of the chain- of-blockhouses technique. There were simply not enough Japanese in the world to garrison all the blockhouses necessary. It was evident a year ago that the campaign along its original lines would flop. The war in Europe was a godsend to Japan. It permitted a change in methods without any confession of defeat and afforded her an oppor- tunity to grasp at the whole Far East without relaxing pressure on China. This is what the Japanese campaign now amounts to and the changes in the Japanese Cabinet mark the adop- tion of this new grand strategy. The first step is taking over Indo-China for use as though it belonged to Japan. The demands that they be allowed to use the French air bases there to transport troops across Indo-China amount to nothing else. The French are power- less to resist this pressure; and the next stage