THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, AUGUST 5. 1937 large extent the standards of enforcement that are to prevail throughout the state. In many instances they act as a check on the efficiency of local officers in the enforcement of state and national laws. Because they are a state organization, the state police have the resources to solve difficult cases with a thoroughness and epediency im- possible with the limited facilities of local de- partments. In addition, they have the power; necessary to the proper handling of cases whicl include the territory of several local enforcement units. A distinctly high type of individual must com- pose the personnel of the department if it is to fulfill its potentialities and maintain the high standards set for it. With the return of greater prosperity in the business world, it is apparent that men of the necessary caliber can- not be induced to join the service by the present salary level. According to the prevailing wage scale, a re- cruit in school is paid $10 a month and is housed and fed. When and if accepted as a trooper, he is paid $60 a month for the first six months and $75 forthe second six months. His second year calls for $90 a month. The third year he gets $1,200. A trooper the fourth year reaches the maximum salary of $1,300 for that rank. A junior sergeant is paid $1,600 to $1,700, senior sergeant, $1,800 to $2,000, a lieutenant $2,100 to $2,300, a captain $2,400 to $2,500 and super- intendent $2,900. The state will lose in two ways if the wages of state police are not adjusted to conform with those prevailing in business and industry. First, it will suffer because of the inability of the service to attract a high type of recruit to its ranks, and second, it will lose because the men already in the service, who have been trained for their jobs at considerable expense to the state, will leave to accept other positions. The result of this is to make the department of public safety in effect a school for the training of the personnel of city and industrial police depart- ments. Since January 1, according to Commis- sioner Olander, nine troopers have resigned to accept more lucrative positions and six others are soon to leave for other positions in police work. Higher wages for state troopers thus are necessary not only for tle maintenance of high standards in the department, but as a, means of retaining the money which has been invested in the training of the present troopers. On The Level By WRAG ANN ARBOR'S SIT-DOWN STRIKE is still going strong and the machines at American Broach and Machine Company are as quiet as an unprepared lawyer. If it keeps going much longer we might suggest a way out to the man- agement. The method is guaranteed to at least get the men off the factory premises after work- ing hours if it doesn't settle the entire affair. At least that's the way it worked out recently in a western city. All the manager need do is throw a huge party for his workers. Liquor, beer, cigars, and women entertainers are taken to the plant where the c men are sitting. Pho- tographers and report- ers are likewise invited to the brawl. Then the Nnext day, pictures ap- pear in the town news- papers showing Joe Gulch holding a dancer named Dawn Je Leur on his lap, or showing the entire batch of work- ers frolicking with the entertainers and having the time of their lives. The wives and sweet- hearts of the sit-downers see the pictures. They worry about what their affiliated males are do- ing. They talk over back fences, and finally go in a body and drag their husbands home. The psychology is sound, but the expense of the party might cost the firm more than the strike. * * * * [HE "PEST HOUSE" or Contagious Ward of the University Hospital handled a problem very neatly Monday. Joe Mattes, who was city editor of The Daily until his recent contraction of scarlet fever, needed a bit of mazuma for sundry articles such as newspapers and. Olie Bergelin. A check was waiting for Joe's endorsement, but since he was in the contaminating atmosphere of the pest-house room and everything he touched had to be fumigated, Olie and the entire Sigma Phi house were wondering just how they could get his signature without waiting three days for the fumigating process. Finally the nurse taking care of Joe solved the matter by covering the entire check with paper toweling, leaving' only a quarter of an inch at the top back for the signature. Thus Joe man- aged to sign away his present fortune without spreading his present affliction. Now Joe is even more in the "red." F ROM Southern Methodist University comes the following story about a freshman who is a delight to the heart and soul of all freshman joke writers. The freshman cut a math class. At the next meeting of the class, the professor glared at him and demanded to know the reason for the unexcused absence. "I have a gym class just before this class," glibly explained the frosh, "And I was in such a hurry to get dressed in time that I shoved my foot through the seat of my pants." 1r DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN Publication in the Bulletin is constructive notice to all members of the University. Copy received at the office of the Summer Session, Room 1213 A. H. until 3:30; 11:00 a.m. on Saturday. Public Health Nursing Certificate: Toledo. Ohio, will give a graduation Students expecting to receive the recital in partial fulfillment of the Certificate in Public Health Nursing requirements for the Master of Mu-1 at the close of the Summer Session sic degree, Thursday evening, Aug. must make application at the office 5, at 8:30 p.m. in the School of Music of the School of Education, 1437 Auditorium. The general public is U.E.S.I cordially invited to attend. class. Please leave your name in Room 12, University Hall, or call Ex- tension 673, or meet the class at the school about 11:30 a.m. Graduate Students who have al- ready consulted with me concerning the foreign language requirement for the doctorate and who wish to make definite appointments to take exam- .nations during the last three weeks of the Summer Session are requested to call at or telephone to my office, Room 3 E.H., telephone 570 on Thurs- day of this week promptly at 9 a.m. or at 4 p.m. A. O. Lee. The class in School Administration, B 249, is planning to visit the Lin- coln Consolidated School seven miles beyond Ypsilanti, Thursday, Aug. 5, leaving Ann Arbor at 11 a.m. Any other students especially those from (Continued on Page 3) Linguistic Luncheon Conference: The class in School Administration, Dr. Pierre Delattre of Wayne Univer- B 249, is planning to visit the Lincoln sity will discuss "Investigating Vowel Consolidated School seven miles be- Length in French" at 1 p.m. today at yond Ypsilanti, Thursday, Aug. 5, the Michigan Union. Persons in- leaving Ann Arbor at 11 a.m. Any terested are invited to attend also the other students, especially those from Institute luncheon at 12:10 p.m. foreign countries, who would like toj ----see a first-class consolidated school At the 5 o'clock lecture today in plant are invited to join with this Natural Science Auditorium, Prof. W. Carl Rufus will speak on "Korean Astronomy and Civilization." g "New Ideals Respecting Community Plan and Recreation" will be the lec- ture given by Elmer D. Mitchell, As- sociate Professor of Physical Educa- tion, at 4:05 p.m. today in the University High School Auditorium. Cercle Francais: Last meeting thisl evening at the Foyer (Thursday, Aug.. 5) at 8 p.m. Musical program to be presented by Miss Alice Horner, pi- anist, and Miss Virginia Moore, so- prano. Refreshments. All members are urged to attend. Members who desire to attend the banquet on Aug. 12 are requested to communicate with the secretary, Mr. Woodward, as soon as possible. Baseball games in the University League will be played today at 4 p.m., inside Ferry Field, between: Cards vs. Chemists; Yankees vs. Faculty. The Cubs have an open date. Mem- bers of teams who are not playing to- day are invited to come down for in- I l ~>a~iiu ljwl ig,'j Place advertisements with Classified Advertising Department. Phone 2-3241. 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The names of communicants will, however, be regarded as confidential upon request. Contributors are asked to be brief, the editors reserving the right to condense all letters of more than 300 words and to accept or rejecttletters upon the criteria of general editorial importance and interest to the campus. A Wayward Son Speaks To the Editor : The recent, death of a prominent and popular student came as a shock to those of us who were his friends, but the information that his sole aid for the first nine days after contracting an acute infectious disease came through a pro- minent faith-healing religious cult, that medical help was granted him not until a few days before the end, adds an element of tragedy. Since the beginnings of Eddyism, misnamed Christian Science, in Massachusetts about 1877, the followers of the thrice-married Discoverer and Founder Eddy (who proclaimed complete celibacy the only worthy spiritual state) have been, as "adherents of Truth," taking "the in- spired word of the Bible as (their) sufficient guide to Eternal Life." The group now en- compasses the globe, holding four thousand or more churches in all inhabitable regions, sup- porting ten thousand "Practitioners" (Los An- geles' quota 530) who aid the Flock in combatting the testimonies of the material senses ai'd Mor-s tal Mind, the latter being "Nothing claiming to be something, for Mind is immortal," according to Science and Health Glossary. Official publications, in English, Danish, Dutch, French, German, Norwegian and Swedish, fur- nish the entire reading matter in thousands of homes. The conservative, non-crime-news and rabidly dry Christian Science Monitor, deserving its recognition as the finest of international newspapers, its journalism unsurpassed, was founded to dynamite the rocks of prejudice from the world to open the way for the stream of Truth, but an unfortunate name given it by old Mrs. Eddy at 87 (age being purely a mental state) has largely restricted its circulation to libraries and Christian Scientists. Proceeding from the Biblical tale of creation in Genesis, Mrs. Eddy's Science and Health sets forth in the chapter "Genesis" that since God created heaven, earth, vegetation, animal life, etc., and that they were all seen to be good, that anything apparently not good must logically be unreal, fictitious. And since "God created man in His own image," everything was in reality perfect. Eddyism is based on the idea that everything non-Spiritual is non-existent, that not only are all apparent material ills false, but all materiality in general is purely imaginary. God is defined (Science and Health Glossary) as "The great I Am; the all-knowing, all-seeing, all-acting, all-wise, all-loving, and eternal; Prin- ciple; Soul; Spirit; Life; Truth; Love; all sub- stance; intelligence." In case that this defini- tion leaves the reader a bit uncertain, he can be enlightened by turning back to the definition of "I Am" which is "God, incorporeal and eternal Mind; divine Principle; the only Ego." Other terms used in the first quoted definition may be found defined with similar duplicatory phrases. "Christian Science" has undeniably been a vital tonic to many souls in need of a superna- tural stimulant for their mental well-being, and the cult would be quite harmless if it did not EIGHT HOU RS ONLY WM. A. 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Presented by the Michigan Repertory Players in the Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre. Directed by Valentine B. Windt. By JOSEPH GIES Mr. Windt turned over the production of this fast and easy comedy to the old hands on his acting crew and they have made out a reasonably amusing little piece of entertainment of it. Raphaelson's play is agile and smooth in the orthodox Design for Living manner, often hilar- ious and occasionally a trifle boring. It is, in fact, right down the center groove of good light com'edy, standard in its humor, its heavy relief, its situations and even its originality. Frederic Crandall played his role, which was that of Steven .Gaye, middle-aged playwright, with finesse. Sarah Pierce, Charles Harrell, Ralph Bell, Virginia Frink Harrell and Richard Orr played their parts with finesse. Claribel Baird, in a smaller role, also played her part with finesse. In fact, if there is one thing the cast had, always considering, of course, the fact that it is a non-professional cast, it was finesse. As a matter of fact, Richard Orr really deserves a rather special mention for his interpretation of Flogdell, the butler. Stage butlers have been written and played in every conceivable man- ner, and about all the humor in them has been exploited long before this. But Flogdell, as Mr. Orr played him, was both fresh and comical. There were enough funny lines in the show, but by far the most appreciated by the local audi- ences is certain to be the reference to Princeton in the last act by Mr. Crandall, who recited the remark with a good appreciation of what it was worth here. Somehow, any sarcasm directed at an eastern college is the belly laugh of the decade for Michigan students. so that they will not learn that disease may ac- tually be due to a condition of the heart or lungs instead of merely Mortal Mind, that the birds and bees enter the world through the process of physical reproduction rather than the spontane- ous eruption of some mystic Divine Mind. But as these children mature and get away from the Protecting Shelter, many of them never- theless fall by the wayside and are duped into believing that they are living in a material culture, peopled by mortals, in which the Science of Mind doe snot always insure Eternal Life, Do you have typing to be done, or do you want typing to do? Or, have youlost anything? I In any case, yo ur best Medu I is The Michigan Daily Classified Column- 11 CASH, RATES i ic, PER L INE UII