TWO THE SUMMER MICHIGAN DAILY SUNDAY, AUGUST 2, 1931 MirT H E SU M ER MIC IG N D IL ShL A t I .I PtMi esry morning except Monday DO*te nviertat mmaer Sm ss by the In Ctrl oStdnt Publications. The Asseefated Press is exclusively entitled e the ane for republication of all news diii. 01*4.. edited to it or not otherwise credited this paper and the local news published hErea. Ali rhts of republication of special d0,pte06e here are also reserved. Datered at the Ann Arbor, Michigan, post effee as second class matter. $ubscription by carrier, $1.50; by mail, X1.76. Offices: Press Building, Maynard Street, Ann Arbr, Michigan. Telephone: Editorial, 4925; Business EDITORIAL STAFF MANAGING EDITOR HAROLD 0. WARREN, JR. Editorial Director........... Gurney Williams ASSOCIATEaEDITORS . w. Carpenter Carl Meloy .. R. Chubb Sher M. Quraishi larbara Nal Eleanor Rairdon Susan Manchester, Marion Thornton P..Cutler Showers BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS MANAGER WILLIAM R. WORBOYS Assistant Business Manager .. Vernon Bishop ontrats Manager .........C...Carl Mart Advertising Manager........ ack Bunting Acontes.Circulation.homas Muir Night Editor-C. W. CARPENTER SUNDAY, AUGUST 2, 1931 MORE DELAY IT IS disappointing to note that a certain amount of shilly shal- lying has crept into the Capone case. Judge Wilkerson no doubt ex- ercised his best judgement in post- poning the case until September but the effects of the uncompro- mising attitude of the federal court which characterized the proceed- ings up until yesterday have been .ost. We had hoped that Gangster Ca- pone would be speedily sentenced and put out of harm's way and that this action would have its tangible effect on the activities of other criminals. We continually forget that legal machinery is ponder- ous and that the administration of it calls upon the utmost patience of those on the outside as well as those participating in it. It is sincerely to be hoped, how- ever, that the court will resume its work with unabated zeal when the case is again called and that the the end result will justify the ac- claim of the entire country. RED CROSS RESOURCES UNDER its national charter the Red Cross organization is bar- red from assisting in unemploy- ment, but Chairman Payne's recent statement that individual chapters may exercise their own judgment in the matter makes it appear that the activities of this great agency may well be extended to include re- lief work for the jobless. Fifty cents from each member- ship goes to national headquarters, the remainder goes into the cof- fers of local chapters. In some areas frequently afflicted with floods, droughts, and other calami- ties likely to cause a heavy drain on the funds of the local Red Cross chapters, it is easily supposed that chapter treasuriesare over-burden - ed; in many other districts com- paratively free from natural haz- ards it is quite as easily assumed. that some amount of unemploy- ment relief could be carried on; without serious detriment to chap- ter finances._ Chairman Payne stated emphat- ically that local chapters should not involve national headquarters in any steps taken in this direction, and added that exhaustion of lo-: cal resources would be a matter only of local concern but this should not discourage many chap- ters from planning a reasonable' amount of unemployment relief- taking care always to maintain an emergency fund for the type of' work for which the organization was primarily designed.j The Red Cross has always been known as an antidote for human misery and it is therefore logical to expect that the organization should cooperate with other relieft agencies in steps toward lesseningt the great amount of sufferingc caused by the depression. Local chapters might not feel free in tak-( ing too active a hand in the admin-f istration of aid to those made des-r titute by the financial slump; how-s ever, a proper budgeting of localr resources should yield a consider-r able amount of money for thist purpose.b -0-i A government cencus of motorm cars in the country shows there is one automobile to every 4.9 per-a sons in the United States. The s I1What Others Say if F v AN AERIAL CONTEST (New York Times) Between the performances of the world fliers and the Arctic voyage of Dr. Eckener the choice is easy. Boardman and Polando did make a non-stop dash that probably broke the airplane record and confirmed the mathematical prediction of French physicists that a plane car- rying the maximum charge of fuel can cover about 5,000 miles. Hern- don and Pangborn, after battling with headwinds and groping through fog, landed in Wales and pushed on. What if the record of Post and Gatty is eventually eclips- ed? The world learns little after reading the old tale of mists that obscure the ocean and make its crossing something like a miracle. Again the familiar conclusion must be drawn that transatlantic avia- tion can become a commercial re- ality only when radio devices are so far perfected that pilots may thread their way through fogs au- tomatically and unerringly. The contrast between a dash around the world and the Graf Zep- pelin's performance is striking. Eckener set out on a purely scien- tific expedition carefully planned by his sponsors, the Aeronautical Soci- ety. After Peary and Byrd the Pole lost much of the sentimental inter- est that once clung to its attain- ment. The German mission nar- rowed down to the more useful task of gathering new facts about the Arctic. Despite the fogs by which he was beset, Dr. Eckener seems to have carried out the program laid out for him with almost military precision. The Malygin was to be reached. He settled down beside her, transferred his mail exactly as prescribed, and rose again because ice floes made a protracted stay dangerous. Only in meeting Professor Urantzev, voluntarily marooned on an obscure island, did Eckener fail, and then because the atmospheric conditions were against him. But the wealth of geographic in- .formation the Graf Zeppelin brings back. The Northland territory proves to be vaster than was sus- pected-larger than Novava Zemva. On Taimyr Penninsula is discovered a mountain range which had es- caped earlier explorers. As they brush the clouds the scientists on board the airship sweep thousands of square miles with a glance. The islands of Albert Edward and Franz Josef Land stand out as they real- ly are-parts of an enormous pen- insula, although with what main- land connected we have still to learn. In a few hours is discovered more of the unknown Arctic than could be expected from years of painful footwork. So the Graf Zep- pelin returns, not with any broken long-distance airship record, al- though she must ha e covered over 5,000 miles, but with an intangible treasure that justifies Dr. Eckener' faith in her scientific uses. THE BETTER WAY (The Daily Iowan) Chicago teachers are, of course, the first to point out that the pro- posed reduction in their salaries would not correct the fundamental cause of the city's financial ills and would assuredly lower educational, standards. The teachers are per- haps the only ones who will pre- sent organized opposition to the move, but what they say carries more with it than the primary im- pulse to save their salaries, and it deserves reinforcement. A resident of Iowa is in no posi- tion to discourage such a move to cut Chicago teachers' salaries two and one-half per cent, but he may be able to prevent the Chicago idea from becoming an epidemic. Schools are the natural enemy of crime, crooked politics, dishonesty, incompetence, and ignorance which are combining to run Chicago into the red. The practical weapon of these forces is an outworn, inade- quate system of taxation. Thus, by cutting school expenses, Chicago is seriously impairing ef- ficiency of the insitutions which must resort to inferior teachers and at the same time neglecting tax reform. Reversing the procedure might work a temporary hardship but would produce immeasurably better results in the long run. And it is for future generations that the wisest people build. Chicago may well serve as an ex- ample to other communities that a school systems should be the last OASTED-ROLL ALLY " 1 RUND, ELLOWS It isn't as though bicyclists didn't have enough troubles (ours is main- ly how to get off once we're on- we usually have to hit something to keep from pedaling around in- definitely). We've just found out that the University police force won't let you ride on the campus sidewalks. A pretty pass, we call it. How about inalienable rights of man, Mr. E 1. .f1 About Books. BALLYHOO: A Periodical N EWEST among the crowded lists of popular magazines is BALLYHOO, a glorious satire on the absurdities of the contempo- rary advertisement. The field cov- ered by BALLYHOO is a familiar one to Editor Norman Anthony, who perfected the technique of burlesque while editor of JUDGE magazine, three or four years ago. At that time JUDGE enjoyed a sudden in- crease mn circulation each time Among the Best and at Reasonable Prices DINIING ROOM Lunches 40c, Dinners 60c Sunday Dinner 75c ONLY ONE BLOCK NORTH FROM HILL AUDITORIUM ,- cil, Anthony brought out a burlesque number, but the advertisers ob- jected strenuously and Anthony's Istyle was cramped by business de- partment restrictions. The outcome is BALLYHOO, two issues of which have appeared to date. Both are minus paid advertisements but pro- Rolls' Official Bicycle. fuse in full-page advertisements for D.V.D. underwear; Hesterfield, Old President? How about athletics Cold and Ducky Wucky cigarettes; for all? Anyway, Rolls is not go- Clioquot ginger ale; Blisterine and ing to stand calmly by and watch Ibana toothpastes; Freshman's the Freedom of the World trampled Yeast, and Zimmons beds. There upon by the great bloody sword of i is no text worthy of notice-An- Tyranny. No sir. 1 thony believes written material in Join our parade of demonstra- a humorous magazine is a conces- tion! It will form in front of the sion to the magazine's business de- main library, at noon, behind the partment, not to its readers. Rolls Official Bicycle (which can be Doubtful of the success of an ad- recognized from its picture above) less magazine, publishers were sur- procede down the Diagonal, circle prised by Anthony's recent an- the campus twice, and end up at nouncement that newsstand sales alone are making the venture pay; that the first issue of 150,000 cop- ies was sold out in five days; and that several advertisers have in- dicated a desire to buy space in future issues. Some 250,000 copies of the current number rolled off the presses of George Delacorte, Jr., Anthony's backer, and more than 500 subscriptions have been r received from readers who refused to take seriously Anthony's request that readers should NOT fill in and mail a subscription blank-"Coupon for Your Inconvenience"-found in New Rolls Bldg. the body of the book. the New Rolls bldg., where tea will Anthony was charged with "be- the ewd Rtraying a trust" when the first is- be served. sue of BALLYHOO-poking fun at Our one reservation is that WE advertisers and contemporary mag- shall not attend. A pretty figure zines-appeared, but his ridicule of we'd cut, leading the parade into modern sales appeals, silly slogans, trees all the time. and nonsensical advertising claims *TH *P NEis timely; and the public response WHAT THIS CAMPUS NEEDS proves that his hunch was a good DEPARTMENT one. G. W. t -- , :'" y, NOW PLAYING 2:00-3:40-7:00-9:00 Thrilling! Vital! l V rr f t c x f' ., ¢ r , f ':. .' <; . , . . ; ramatic* RJN arbara. Jn NIGHT NURSE BEN LYON JOAN BLONDELLI ALSO HEARST WORLD NEWS "THE SALESMAN"-COMEDY ACT Wed.-Kay Francis "Transgression" MONDAY AUG PACKARD ST. GROUNDS I What this campus needs, it has been pointed out, is a nice campan- ile. A couple of years ago there was a lot of agitation for one, and everybody thought it would be a slick thing to have, just sort of standing around. But nothing was done, and so we feel that it's high time we revived the project. We've had the Rolls staff artist draw up a design, and herewith submit it for the aproval of who- ever has charge of building cam- paniles on this man's campus. u r Proposed Campanile. * * * A GENTLEMAN OF PARTS By Flptsch Whoofle. Part The First Fitchworthy Potts stirred uneas- ily in his slumber, knocking part of it to the floor by accident with a loud bang. The noise awoke him. "Well," said Fitchworthy, for he was that sort of a chap, "that's odd. I could have sworn I saw a man climbing in that window." The bedroom door swung open and in burst a lithe young maid of some seventeen summers with just the trace of a twinkle in her eye. "Father!" she cried, flinging her- self to the floor by the bed. "Am I?" queried Fitchworthy rub- bing his eyes, and then he added lamely, "but you shouldn't have come in like this just the same." And then he limped over to the piano. " .... He limped over to the piano." "But father," said the girl, "you are my father-aren't you?" "If only I knew,". he murmered I Music & Drama IA)% Ait J .~ L'.l 1±IZ ±±OI 1JiL.J. ULa W CeS. l ms aner1noui, ivi. a t -iii.Y r etwier, piaills, anu ivi. riemiew l usoorne, organist, win join ±rues in a program to ie given ab : i in ti Auditorium. Mr. eietener ana ir. Osporne are respectively pupils of Guy Maier and Palmer Christian and both have appeared irequently in the last two years in public recitals in Ann Arbor. The program for their concert this afternoon follows: Fantasia in G Minor Bach Prelude Schmitt Toccata "Thou Art the Rank" Mulet 1 7 i r L T J E f i I E THE SENSATION OF TWO CONTINENTS THE REAT< 'AND THE D NEWLY W IN~ C, :::.f l/ADDED SPECTACLE ACTUALLY SHOT THROUGH SPACE , A WITH VIOLENT VELOCITY FROM .::/~N T" THE MOUTH OF A MONSTER OTHER REMARKABLE FEATURES INCLUDING CANNON:::.CLYDE BEATTYand his 32savaoe beasts Y DAILY 2AND 8RM. DOORS OPEN 1 AND'7 P.M. DOWNTOWN TICKET SALE AT PECK'S DRUG STORE 106 SOUTH MAIN STEET Mr. Osborne Sonata in B Minor Mr. Fletcher .LVl UiG {7 Liszt Cantilena McKinley Finale (Symphony No. 1) Vierne * * * The program Tuesday will be opened by a sonata for violoncello and piano played by Mr. Pick and Mr. Brinkman. Prof. Hamilton of the voice faculty will then offer two arias from Haendel and Leon- cavallo and several negro spirituals. Prof. Besekersky will then close the concert with a group of five violin solos. The program in full is as follows: Sonata for Violoncello and Piano Voormolen Modere (Prelude) Menuet triste Tres vite (La Danse de Con- chita) Mr. Pick and Mr. Brinkman Ombre mai fu from "Xerxes" Haendel Vestion la glubba from "I Pagliacci" Leoncavallo By and By Burleigh Oh! Didn't it Rain Burleigh Steal Away Fisher De Ole Ark's a Moverin Guion Knotting Moffat Cavatina Cui Bureau euinn INTRODUCING GREATER MOVIE SEASON AUGUST 2-29 Two Great Stars In One Great Screen Triumph . Blondes Are His Weakness. And a great surrounding bill BOBBY JONES KRAZY KAT "THE BRASSIE" RODEO DOUGH"